Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

Just when Qin Xiaoyu was thinking blindly whether to turn around and kiss Chen Kai forcefully, the doorbell rang outside the door, it should be that Chen Kai's father had returned.

So Chen Kai, who was sitting on the sofa, stood up, ready to open the door for his father, and Qin Xiaoyu, who was still thinking blindly on the sofa, also stood up immediately, "Old Chen, is our father back?"

"Our Dad"

Qin Xiaoyu's words became more and more fluent.

"It should be. It's almost time to close the door at this point."

Chen Kai answered casually, then opened the door, and it turned out to be his father, Chen Hai.

Chen Hai also took a lot of things in his hands, including two bottles of red wine, and planned to have a good drink with Chen Kai tonight. After all, the two children will return to Shanghai tomorrow, and they don’t know when they will come back next time. .

No matter what, I must drink something tonight.

Chen Hai said, "Son, look at what I bought your dad, red wine! Do you usually drink it? Tonight, drink more with your dad, oh yes, Xiaoyu, you also have a share, don't you like to drink milk? , I specially bought strawberry-flavored yogurt for you, and I bought three or four rows, which should be enough for you to drink tonight."

Three or four rows? Dad, what are you kidding, how could I drink so much by myself, I am not a cow, how could it be possible!

But you can take it to the magic capital and drink it slowly.

Anyway, Qin Xiaoyu really likes strawberry flavor.

So Qin Xiaoyu replied, "Yeah, thank you dad, it seems that you, mom, and Lao Chen, you three all know that I like strawberry flavor. And, it's really the yogurt brand I usually like to drink, not bad Not bad, I like to drink it."

Chen Hai also smiled, "Of course, after all, when I ate with you many times before, Xiaoyu, I noticed that your drink tasted like strawberry."

"And your aunt, oh your mother said that too, so I bought it back"

"By the way, I smelled the aroma of food as soon as I entered the door. Your mother is in the kitchen, right? I'll go over and see if I need help. We'll have dinner later."

Chen Hai went directly to the kitchen.

After a while, he helped to prepare all the big meals for the evening.

Plate after plate was brought out and placed on the coffee table in the living room. Everyone sat next to the coffee table in the living room with a few small benches, eating dinner and watching TV.

Just like a family.

When Qin Xiaoyu first came to Chen Kai's house, he was relatively restrained.

Even in terms of Qin Xiaoyu's usual personality, the first time he came here was indeed quite restrained.

But so far, so far.

Qin Xiaoyu has basically regarded this place as his own home, and he can do whatever he feels like, anyway, he is very casual, and he doesn't feel restrained or formal.

Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu went to the bathroom to wash their hands.

Then I took out all the bowls and chopsticks, and was about to start dinner. My mother Li Chunmei brought a large plate of crayfish from it.

Qin Xiaoyu loves this so much, after putting it on the coffee table, he smelled the aroma.

Qin Xiaoyu felt that his saliva was about to flow out.

“Wow this is so delicious”

Seeing Qin Xiaoyu's greedy look, Li Chunmei also laughed, "Look at Xiaoyu's greedy look, eat quickly, I just blown it with a fan inside, it's already cold Otherwise, it’s so hot that you can’t even peel off the shell.”

"Oh yes." Qin Xiaoyu nodded obediently, then put on disposable transparent gloves, and peeled a crayfish.

But he didn't eat it himself, instead he fed it to Li Chunmei.

Then say, "Mom, you have made so many dinners for us in it, and my favorite crayfish, you have worked so hard, of course the first crayfish is for you to eat first"

"Well, our Xiaoyu is really good and sensible."

Mother Li Chunmei ate the crayfish that Qin Xiaoyu peeled for herself, and she ate it with relish.

And just now he said that sentence, "Our little fish"

Qin Xiaoyu muttered in her heart, oh is that so, am I considered Lao Chen's family?

But think about it, anyway, I have been talking all day long, what about our old Chen.

Now it's normal for Lao Chen's mother to call him that.

Wearing gloves, Qin Xiaoyu began to peel the second crayfish, which was for Chen Kai's father.

After all, he just peeled one for his mother. If he didn't peel one for his father, wouldn't it embarrass him? Although Qin Xiaoyu usually looks careless, he is actually very good at taking care of other people's emotions.

What's more, Chen Kai's father bought several rows of yogurt for himself, so he should give something back, Qin Xiaoyu thought so.

"Daddy this is for you"

"Well, Xiaoyu is really sensible, why didn't I give birth to a daughter?"

But thinking about it, it's not bad now, isn't a daughter-in-law equivalent to half a girl, let alone a sensible daughter-in-law like Xiaoyu.

"Okay, Mom and Dad already have it, and it's time for you, Lao Chen." Qin Xiaoyu picked out a big crayfish, peeled off the shell and said, "Old Chen, this is for you, this is the biggest one." , just picked for a long time, picked the biggest crayfish"

"Hey hey, how are you, I'm good to you"

After Chen Kai ate it, he first looked at his mother and said, "Mom, you are good at cooking. This crayfish is getting more and more delicious. It's not bad."

Qin Xiaoyu, who was sitting next to her, really wanted to be praised by Chen Kai, "Old Chen, why didn't you answer my question just now?"

"Qin Xiaoyu, what is the relationship between the two of us? Do I still need to be polite to you?"

"Oh, that's right, hehehe, we have such a good relationship, we really don't need to be polite, so I won't be polite."

Qin Xiaoyu also ate one by himself, "Well, this is too delicious! Tomorrow I must bring some more crayfish back to Shanghai, and let my roommates have a good taste, so that Lili and the others can experience it. What is food"

"Okay, no problem, I'll make a little more for you tomorrow, and let you pack it up and take it home"

"Yeah! Thank you mom"

"It's okay, it's okay, you like to eat crayfish made by my mother, I'm too happy to be happy, what else can I thank you for?"

"Come and order more food." Li Chunmei also kept picking up food for Qin Xiaoyu. In just a short while, the dishes in front of Qin Xiaoyu were almost piled up.

Qin Xiaoyu suddenly felt that the treatment he received in Lao Chen's house was more important than that in his own house.

After dinner, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening.

It's almost ten o'clock when I help to wash the dishes and chopsticks.

"It's getting late, you two should go to bed early, I'll come over early tomorrow morning to make crayfish for you, and then let you pack it and take it back to Shanghai"

"Okay, goodbye, Mom and Dad." Qin Xiaoyu stood at the gate of the community and waved, watching Chen Kai's parents leave.

Then Qin Xiaoyu pulled Chen Kai's arm consciously.

"Old Chen, the temperature has dropped recently, and it's a bit cold with the cold wind blowing at night, let's go back and stop standing here"

"Well let's go"

Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu went back upstairs. Although it was already ten o'clock, Qin Xiaoyu was still not sleepy.

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, "Old Chen, are you full for dinner tonight?"

"Well, I'm full, how about you?"

"Me, can I say that I'm full?" Qin Xiaoyu touched her stomach, and then said, "It's not that I'm greedy, nor is it that I'm greedy. The main reason is that your mother's dinner is so delicious. It was so delicious that I couldn’t resist eating more.”

"I feel that if during Chinese New Year...Old Chen, if I come to live in your house for a while, I will definitely gain a few pounds. If I gain weight, will you dislike me?"

It is almost impossible for Qin Xiaoyu to gain weight, because he usually eats a lot, and he has not gained much weight after eating for so many years. Some people are like this. If you eat something casually, your fat will soar. You say it is irritating or not.

"Qin Xiaoyu, if you want to gain weight by eating, it's probably useless."

"I think so too." Qin Xiaoyu pouted, and then continued, "But what I'm talking about is a hypothesis. If I am fat, for example, if I am seventy to eighty catties, and if I am over 300 catties, will you dislike me?"

"More than 300 catties is a bit too imaginative"

"I said what if"

"If you are really over 300 catties, then I will accompany you to gain weight"

"Fat guy and fat girl just make a couple"

"Hehehe, Lao Chen, I knew you were really mean." Qin Xiaoyu giggled, then took out his mobile phone and looked at it, "Old Chen, guess how many people are there in the short video we sent? Liked it, it must not exceed 1 million, do you believe it?"

"Really, I don't believe it"

"If you don't believe me, let's take a look." Qin Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone, opened the short video app, and clicked on the homepage of his personal center work.

The short video inside has more than 1.4 million likes.

Not only did Chen Kai fully realize the 1 million likes expected by Chen Kai, but also added an additional 400,000 likes on top of this foundation!

The point is, in less than 24 hours, there have been more than 1.4 million likes!

"Isn't this number of likes too high? If this video is posted on the flash short video, I can understand the horrible number of likes. After all, flash short videos are very popular now, and there are more people who use them." a bit more"

"Old Chen, the short flash video developed by your company is very good, and the usage design interface is very simple. It will definitely be very popular in the future! But the current number of users should not be comparable to the flash video... There is even a gap It’s huge, so if this is the case, how can there be such a high number of likes in such a short period of time?”

Qin Xiaoyu understood immediately, "Old Chen, you want me to kiss you just to take advantage of me, you really do everything you can!"

"What do you mean?" Chen Kai didn't understand.

"It means, Lao Chen, in order to let me kiss you, you must have greeted the relevant personnel in the short video department of your company, right?"

"You must ask them to push more traffic to this short video of the two of us, that's why there are 1.4 million likes"

"It must be like this, otherwise, if there is no human interference, how could it be possible to break 1.4 million likes in a few hours?"

"Old Chen, you're really deliberate." Sitting next to Chen Kai, Qin Xiaoyu laughed while saying so.

Then he touched his chin, "Still... I, Qin Xiaoyu, am too charming? Did you make Lao Chen so unscrupulous in order to let me kiss you? It seems that I am really charming, oh, why am I so so Charming, am I really so beautiful that you are so obsessed with me, Old Chen?"

Qin Xiaoyu frantically made up his mind.

But to be honest, Chen Kai really didn't say hello to the backstage staff of the company's short video business, asking them to direct traffic here or something.

On the one hand, he didn't do it, and on the other hand, he didn't need to.

Because the online meme of "I didn't know who my opponent was with my hands in my pockets back then", after a few years, it is not only popular on one platform, but also popular on all platforms in the entire network.

There is no need to greet and divert at all.

"Qin Xiaoyu, you are thinking too much purely"

Chen Kai said directly, "If you don't believe me, you can check out the short flash videos, including Tieba Weibo and other social platforms. You can see if there are similar short videos on those social platforms. "

"I can't, have I greeted other platforms?"

Qin Xiaoyu looked at Chen Kai in surprise, "Are other platforms also popular?"

Qin Xiaoyu immediately opened the short flash video, Post Bar and several other social platforms, and was surprised to find that there are many big Internet celebrities, such as those with millions of fans, even tens of millions of fans, who are remaking themselves and their old friends. Chen made this short video.

When everyone posts short videos, they use Lao Chen's BGM.

"It's true, all platforms are very popular"

"So, Lao Chen, you didn't say hello to your company's staff? It's all natural traffic? You became popular by yourself??"

"It's unbelievable! Old Chen, you are so good. You wrote a meme casually, and it's so popular on the Internet. It's so amazing. I didn't expect that not only did you write songs, but you even had such a strong ability to write memes."

"Suddenly gave me a feeling that in the time-traveling movie we watched before, isn't the hero in it time-traveling?"

"Old Chen, you just wrote a meme and it became popular all over the Internet. It made me feel that you, Old Chen, are just like the heroine of that movie. Those who didn't know thought that you also traveled through time."

After hearing Qin Xiaoyu's words, Chen Kai really couldn't help laughing.

Then he said something in his heart, yes Qin Xiaoyu, I just traveled through time, time travel back to the past, 2016.

So let me meet you again.

Of course, this was Chen Kai's inner voice, he didn't say it out.

Chen Kai continued, "Okay, Qin Xiaoyu, let's get straight to the point."

"Go straight to the topic? Go straight to what topic?" Qin Xiaoyu looked at him incomprehensibly.

"Pretend it, right? Didn't we agree? If this short video exceeds 1 million points within 24 hours, you have to give me a kiss."

"Is it more than 1 million likes now? Are you going to kiss me now?"

"Xiaoyu, you don't want to be a person who breaks your word, so you see?"