Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

Qin Xiaoyu looked at Chen Kai, and asked very curiously, just now Qin Xiaoyu felt very curious in his heart, he had never seen Lao Chen like this before.

So I blinked and asked curiously, "Old Chen, tell me the truth, did you know that girl just now? You two don't have an affair, do you?"

"Old Chen, you can't know like this, you said you like me, you can't like others, you can't empathize with others, you know!"

Qin Xiaoyu immediately imagined countless possibilities, thinking that Lao Chen might have something to do with that girl.

So Xiaohanhan became anxious in an instant, and said very protectively, "Old Chen, although that girl looks tall and thin, it seems...she looks pretty good-looking, yes, I admit it, but don't you Do you think I'm prettier than that girl just now?"

"Although I'm not as tall as others, don't you think it's cute to be small?"

Qin Xiaoyu added, "Still, do you like that type of girl?"

Then Xiaoyu murmured in his heart, if Lao Chen likes the tall and thin type, who seems to be quite stylish.

Then do you want to move closer there?

In this way, even if Lao Chen has something to do with that girl, maybe...he will change his mind!

It's really because Chen Kai couldn't hear Qin Xiaoyu's voice, or else he would have said such a sentence to Qin Xiaoyu's muttering in his heart just now.

"Qin Xiaoyu, you are really a love brain."

Seeing Qin Xiaoyu looking so anxious and protecting his food, Chen Kai said, "What's the matter Qin Xiaoyu, why are you reacting so excitedly? Are you in a hurry?"

"Why am I in a hurry? I'm not in a hurry. I'm just curious why your reaction was so strange just now, Old Chen."

Qin Xiaoyu then said, "Oh, old Chen, don't interrupt me, don't change the subject, just say do you know the girl just now?"

Chen Kai answered directly, without hiding it, "I know"

"Know? Do you really know?" Qin Xiaoyu stared with big eyes, his expression was stunned, he thought he was thinking too much just now, but he didn't expect that Lao Chen really knew that girl?

No way... Then what is the relationship between Lao Chen and the girl just now? In Qin Xiaoyu's little head, he started to make up his mind in an instant.

"Old Chen, is that girl a high school classmate with you? But it's not right, we are in the same school, or in the same class. If they are from our high school, then I have no reason not to know each other."

"Could it be your classmate in junior high school? Or elementary school?" Qin Xiaoyu continued to guess, guessing one possibility after another, and then pulled Chen Kai's arm and said.

"Old Chen, can you tell me, okay? If you don't say it, I will always feel uncomfortable, and I will panic."

Chen Kai said, "Qin Xiaoyu, if I say... that girl and I may be lovers in a previous life, would you believe me?"

Lover from previous life? After Qin Xiaoyu heard this, his expression froze for a moment, and he was in a daze for a few seconds.

Immediately afterwards, he said, "Old Chen, have you watched too many movies? You're fooling me. A three-year-old wouldn't believe it. You were still a lover in your previous life. Why don't you just say that in your previous life, you were a boy with that girl just now?" Girlfriend can get along"

"I don't believe it. Old Chen, you must have watched too many movies. There is no previous life in this world. People can only live once. Even if there is reincarnation, you can't remember what happened in your previous life!"

Qin Xiaoyu replied solemnly, "Old Chen, anyway, I don't care so much, you said you like me, then you can't like others!"

"Although...a perfect girl like Qin Xiaoyu has some shortcomings, for example, I am not tall enough. Compared with the girl just now, my height is really not that good, and you like that kind of comparison, old Chen. High"

But it doesn't matter, I can get closer to that, you see, haven't I been asking you to teach me how to play basketball recently, and jump rope or something, maybe I can grow taller! "

"As for appearance, I'm not bad, okay! Old Chen, tell me, I'm not bad at all"

Chen Kai smiled helplessly, "Qin Xiaoyu, you are really interesting. Just now you praised her for being beautiful, but now you immediately say that you are not bad."

And the meaning expressed seems to be saying that she is no worse than the other party at all, she is not as good as herself.

Chen Kai smiled helplessly, "Qin Xiaoyu, didn't I just say that I think you are much prettier than that girl just now?"

"What's the matter with the low height, I'll just like you, can't you?"

Qin Xiaoyu giggled, "Hahaha, Lao Chen, I thought you liked taller girls, but I didn't expect you to like mine, okay, okay, then I can rest assured."

"No, Lao Chen, I was almost entangled by you. What do you mean... you just like me?"

"Explain, what is my mouth? What's wrong with my mouth?"

After Qin Xiaoyu said it, he was still very happy in his heart. At first, he thought, since Lao Chen knew the girl just now, could she be a threat to him...

Is it possible to become a potential rival in love?

But judging from Lao Chen's statement just now, he probably won't. Isn't he good at himself?

Qin Xiaoyu thought in her heart, "Hahaha, let me just say, I am so beautiful, so attractive, such a big beauty, how could Lao Chen let me dislike her and like other girls, that's impossible ...it doesn't make sense"

Qin Xiaoyu was thinking narcissistically in his heart, and Chen Kai didn't know how to answer, so he finally said something.

"Qin Xiaoyu, let's not talk about other people, let's talk about the two of us! Now turn on your phone, and click on the short video we took before"

"Let's see if this short video has more than 2 million likes"

After Qin Xiaoyu heard Chen Kai's words, his expression was slightly taken aback, and then he instantly remembered the agreement he made with Lao Chen in Jiangbei. If this short video has more than 1 million likes, then he will Must kiss him.

This has already been done, and Qin Xiaoyu is willing to admit defeat.

But then he raised his bet again, if the number of likes exceeds 2 million, then... let Lao Chen gnaw a strawberry on his neck.

Although Qin Xiaoyu was still looking forward to it, he didn't know what it would be like to be bitten by a strawberry, would it be painful.

Or... is it cool?

Bah, bah, what was I thinking, I must have been spoiled by Jiajia's evil words and thoughts for a long time, stop, stop, stop, I can't continue thinking about it!

Qin Xiaoyu immediately said, "Old Chen, are you talking about the short video we shot earlier?"

Chen Kai replied, "Qin Xiaoyu, are you trying to pretend to be confused? Don't tell me, you forgot the agreement we made before. If you get more than 2 million likes, don't forget what you promised me."

Qin Xiaoyu explained, hoping that Lao Chen didn't misunderstand himself, who is she, Qin Xiaoyu? How could I be the kind of person who pretends to be confused, wouldn't I just eat a strawberry if I lose? What's the big deal!

So Qin Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone, and then looked at the number of likes on the short video, no more, no less, exactly 2.4 million likes!

"My God, there are actually 2.4 million likes, Lao Chen, at first I thought that although the short video we made was good, it wasn't too much... But how could there be such a high traffic! It's unbelievable up"

Very good, almost as expected by Chen Kai.

This short video finally broke through 2.4 million likes, so the 400,000 likes will be ignored, as long as it breaks 2 million!

Chen Kai looked at Qin Xiaoyu and said, "So Xiaoyu, since you already have more than 2 million likes, do you want to fulfill your promise and let me be on your neck..."

Qin Xiaoyu looked around, and they had already arrived at the downstairs of the boys' dormitory and the girls' dormitory.

Although there are not many people coming and going during this time period, it is downstairs in the dormitory after all. With so many windows, who knows how many people are looking downstairs now.

Qin Xiaoyu looked at Chen Kai and asked, "Old Chen, don't you plan to bite my neck here? There are so many windows and so many people. What if I look this way? It's embarrassing, but embarrassing." It's a shame"

Qin Xiaoyu discussed it with Chen Kai, that is, can we owe it first?

Turn back...to cash in again?

"Don't worry, Old Chen, you can trust my character. I always keep my word and keep my promise. I owe you a debt first, and then I will..."

Chen Kai shook his head, "That won't work, today is over, Qin Xiaoyu, who knows if you are making a big deal with me?"

"Really not." Qin Xiaoyu shook his head, and then said seriously, "The main reason is that this is downstairs in the girls' dormitory. We are in public... It seems that the influence is not good, right? Being seen by other students It's fine when we get there, what if the leaders of our Shanghai University see it?"

"Are you sure you don't want to call us into the office to criticize and educate us? Maybe we will be caught as a model and used to make an example of others?"

Qin Xiaoyu was talking nonsense in a serious manner just now, and Chen Kai replied directly, "Qin Xiaoyu, you also know that this is Shanghai University, this is not a high school, the school doesn't care about it, don't you know that colleges give birth to children? "

Qin Xiaoyu finally said, "Okay, Lao Chen thinks you are smart, and you can't fool you"

"Then...then you can do what you want." After Qin Xiaoyu finished speaking, he immediately closed his eyes tightly.

And he covered it with both hands. Although he was careless at ordinary times, he was really timid at critical times.

So Chen Kai also complained, "Qin Xiaoyu, why are you so cowardly, you are usually very courageous."

"I, how can I be cowardly?" Qin Xiaoyu denied, with a very reasonable look, and explained that he was not cowardly, it was... it was just,

Well, I'm just cowardly!

When Chen Kai heard this, he almost staggered and fell to the ground, okay, you're quick to admit it.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Kai approached Qin Xiaoyu directly, intending to suck a strawberry on Xiaoyu's neck, but he stated in advance that he was definitely not taking advantage of Qin Xiaoyu, he just wanted to use this strawberry, It's just to maintain their brotherhood, there's really no other meaning.

really!

"Little fish, are you right?"

"What?" Qin Xiaoyu looked at Chen Kai innocently. She didn't seem to hear what Old Chen said just now.

So Lao Chen, do you want to say it again?

Chen Kai replied, "I just said that I sucked a strawberry on your neck, not to take advantage of you, it's just a friendly greeting between brothers, do you understand what I mean?"

If it was before, when Chen Kai said that, Qin Xiaoyu would have been taken aback for a while, and then said, "Oh, what you said, Old Chen... seems to make sense."

But after more than two months, Chen Kai fooled him more than once, so even at Qin Xiaoyu's very naive age, after so many fooling, he has grown up.

He immediately broke his plan, "Old Chen, stop fooling me, you just want to take advantage of me! What kind of friendly greetings between brothers, why don't you use this method to greet your good brother Zhang Where are Ming and Wang Shuai?"

"There are also a few boys in your dormitory. Don't you usually have a good relationship? Then, why don't you go to greet them? Why don't you greet me?"

"Isn't it because I'm a girl? And you said you didn't take advantage of me"

Qin Xiaoyu immediately thought of a TV series, it seems to be an old drama from 2000, a costume drama, there is a very real line in it, it is very suitable to describe Lao Chen.

Chen Kai is quite curious, what TV series?

Qin Xiaoyu tried hard to think back, but couldn't remember no matter how much he thought about it, he forgot the name of that TV series, "Let me just talk about the lines, there are a few lines in that TV series, it seems that a man said to his father , he likes a woman"

"Then his father slapped him directly, scolded him, and said, do you like it? You are greedy for her body, you are so despicable!"

Qin Xiaoyu said very seriously, "Old Chen, I feel that this line is very suitable for you, what do you think?"

Chen Kai was still thinking just now, what exactly Qin Xiaoyu was talking about, it turned out to be this classic line!

Many years later, on social networking sites and short video platforms, these lines are also very popular, and they were also made into famous scenes of ghosts and animals, which have been popular for a long time.

And what Qin Xiaoyu said is not wrong, it seems to be a bit appropriate when applied to him?

But it doesn't matter, "Qin Xiaoyu, you are changing the subject"

"I was seen through by you"

In the next second, Qin Xiaoyu covered his eyes again, and then Chen Kai walked towards Qin Xiaoyu step by step, seeing that he was about to kiss Qin Xiaoyu's neck.

At the same time, on the upper floor of the girls' dormitory, by the window of a dormitory, several girls were lying on the window looking down.

Then he said excitedly, "Look, look, isn't that Xiaoyu downstairs? Who is that boy next to him, Chen Kai? What are they doing downstairs?"