Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

Chen Kai's expression, and then put on an expression of an old man looking at the emoji on his mobile phone in the subway, and he said directly, "Qin Xiaoyu, I used to think you were quite serious, why are you getting more and more perverted now?"

"Old Chen, what are you talking about, you, how am I abnormal?"

"If you don't pervert, you want me to go wash with you inside?"

Chen Kai continued, "Mandarin duck bath?"

"Bah, bah, bah, bah!" Qin Xiaoyu's face turned red all of a sudden, and she immediately explained.

"Old Chen, what are you thinking? You, I mean to wash up together, not take a bath! You still say that I am a pervert, I think you are a pervert, Old Chen, what is in your head, so evil , took me to pieces.”

"Although... I've almost been brought down by Jiajia"

"But, old Chen, why are you more evil than Jiajia? I just said to go there to wash and wash. I mean wash your face, brush your teeth, wash your feet, etc. Why did you think of going there?"

"You are too evil!"

Chen Kai then replied, "Oh, that's the case, then I misunderstood."

"I thought Qin Xiaoyu, you..."

"Stop! Stop it!" Qin Xiaoyu had a serious expression on his face, "Old Chen, do you really want to take a bath with me?"

"I didn't really think much about it"

Qin Xiaoyu originally thought about it in his heart. If Chen Kai replied later, "I really think about it."

Then Qin Xiaoyu would say, "Really? How much do you want to? Then you... want to go"

In the end, why didn't Lao Chen play his cards according to the routine? He actually said that he didn't really think about it?

This answer was a bit beyond Qin Xiaoyu's expectations, so... he couldn't speak for a moment, and he was a little stuck, "Old Chen, I don't believe you lied! How could you never have thought that you like me so much, You are so stubborn, I don’t believe it.”

"If it was before... I don't have much capital, then I might still believe it! But now, you yourself say that I am very knowledgeable, right?"

"Then since that's the case, how could you not want to? I don't know you yet. I can hide it from others, but I can't hide it from me, Qin Xiaoyu's discerning eyes!"

"His eyes? Is it fish eyes?"

"Oh, it's almost the same," Qin Xiaoyu said, "Anyway, Old Chen, you have the kind of personality that...you don't see the rabbits and don't scatter the eagles. Even if you want to, you won't admit it with your mouth."

"So rounding up means that the more you say you don't want to, the more you actually think about it in your heart"

Qin Xiaoyu, you know how to round up.

Chen Kai joked a few words, "Qin Xiaoyu, if you say it like this, thinking about it means thinking about it, right?"

"Then if I say I like you, does it mean that if I hate you, it means that I don't like you?"

"No, no, this is an exception, this one doesn't count! You like me, you like me! You admit it, which means that you have loved me to death in your heart."

"And don't worry, old Chen"

Qin Xiaoyu smiled and patted her chest, "I'm yours, so don't like me too much, restrain yourself a little, don't get excited, no one will rob me, and even if someone robs me, I won't go with him either, I'm Lao Chen, your Qin Xiaoyu"

"During the barbecue tonight, I said something at the time. I don't remember well, and I have forgotten it now."

"Anyway, I heard what Lili and Peipei said at the time. It seems that a group name was given to the two of us. What is it called... Oh yes, it's called Chen Yuluoyan"

"Wow, I like the name of this group so much, how come there is such a word? It feels like it was born for us, what do you think, old Chen?"

Qin Xiaoyu is still working very hard, in addition to completing his professional learning tasks.

I have been reading novels all the time, and Lao Chen also gave me a very good novel theme idea. Lao Chen understands the market so well, especially after this period of time, as long as it is a song written by him, basically any song will become popular .

A short video on the subject of a casual video has become a craze all over the Internet, and it has also become popular, with millions of likes!

So to sum up, the subject matter of the novel provided by Lao Chen, I feel that writing casually can also become popular, that's right! Certainly!

"I'm worried about what kind of pseudonym I should choose. This is not bad, isn't it Chen Yuluoyan? I'll just use this. What do you think, old Chen?"

Chen Kai replied, "It's okay."

"What is it? I like this name very much. Not only is it okay, it's very good!!" Qin Xiaoyu said seriously.

I don't know what kind of brains Pepe and Lili have developed. It's too genius to come up with such a combination name.

The first two characters of this word have the homophony of Lao Chen's surname, and also the last fish of his own name. The meaning is still very good, starting from the first character of his name and ending with the last character of my name.

Moreover, Chen Yu Luoyan is still used to describe a girl who is very beautiful, a genius, definitely a genius!

"It's not in vain tonight, Lili and Pepe deliberately set up a big risky problem"

Qin Xiaoyu continued, "Oh, it's getting too far, Lao Chen, don't change the subject, you almost got involved! Where did we just talk? Oh yes, Lao Chen, you said you don't want to take a bath with me, I am I can't believe it!"

"I don't believe it even if I kill it, it's impossible!"

"I'm so attractive, I have such a good figure, and I'm so hot, how could you not want to?"

Chen Kai shook his head, "Are you in good shape? I don't believe it"

"Unless I'm healthy"

Qin Xiaoyu understood what Chen Kai meant, and then tapped Chen Kai's forehead lightly with his index finger.

"Old Chen, it's really you! I heard your abacus from a long distance away."

Chen Kai laughed haha, and Qin Xiaoyu hummed, "Tch, I won't tell you, Lao Chen, I'm sleepy, I'm going to wash my face first."

"Then you wash it first, I'll wait for you outside"

"No, you can't go out." Qin Xiaoyu directly grabbed Chen Kai, and he was completely confused.

No, Qin Xiaoyu, what are you doing? You wash your face, do you want me to watch from the side? watching you wash? There is only one washbasin, you can't wash it together, this place is not enough!

Qin Xiaoyu said, "Old Chen, I mean... I'll wash it for you!"

"No, I'll wash my face myself"

"No, no, you wash your face yourself, and I wash your face for you, can this be the same thing?" Qin Xiaoyu looked very reasonable.

"Old Chen, think about it, don't you think it's a very happy thing to have a girl wash your face for you? If it were someone else, I must have been very happy in my heart, no, it's crazy !"

"Especially to be washed by a beautiful girl like me, Qin Xiaoyu, it's a blessing in my life. I'm afraid I saved the Milky Way in my previous life."

"Old Chen, such a lucky thing has happened to you now."

"Shouldn't you weep with joy?"

Chen Kai especially admired Qin Xiaoyu's character, it was really fun, although as a reborn person, he had fifty or sixty years of life experience.

It stands to reason that his mentality is relatively calm and calm, but if he spends a long time with Qin Xiaoyu, he will inevitably be infected.

"I feel that if I continue to stay like this with Qin Xiaoyu, after a long time, I guess I will become a god of society."

"Commonly known as social neuropathy"

Qin Xiaoyu has a carefree personality, so don't be too lively. Walking on the street, he hums and chirps. Every time Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu go out, they always attract the attention of passers-by.

At that time, passers-by probably thought in their hearts, this little girl is quite beautiful, why is she so neurotic? As for the boy next to him, did he just take her out of the mental hospital? still……

That girl took him out of the mental hospital?

Qin Xiaoyu continued to chatter, "Old Chen, why are you silent? Why don't you speak?"

"Such a lucky thing happened to you, why didn't you react at all, give me some reaction! Hey, hey, can you do it? You, I, Qin Xiaoyu, have grown up so big, and I have never washed anyone's face before. Woolen cloth"

"Once my father wanted me to wash his face so that he could feel the care from his daughter's little padded jacket"

"I was busy playing games at the time, so I told my dad, why don't you stay cool?"

"But now, I offered to help you wash your face. Why didn't you respond, Old Chen? Shouldn't you be crying with joy at this time?"

"Or are you so excited that you've lost your mind?"

Some people may prefer Qin Xiaoyu's personality, especially for Chen Kai, "Qin Xiaoyu has such a noisy personality, it should be very lively to marry and go home."

He then replied, "Yeah, so I'm honored to say that?"

"Isn't it, you are so honored!" Qin Xiaoyu smiled, "My father didn't even enjoy the treatment, so let me enjoy it for you first! Come on, don't say anything, let me think about it What to do first, if you have it, wrap a towel around your neck first, so that the water does not flow onto your clothes when you wash your face"

Qin Xiaoyu found a dry towel and wrapped it around Chen Kai's neck.

"Old Chen, you bow a little, you are too tall, I can't reach you"

Chen Kai bowed, and then Qin Xiaoyu turned on the faucet, but when the faucet was turned on, it was scalding hot water.

"My mother, I almost burned me, but luckily I hid quickly"

Qin Xiaoyu was in a variety of situations all day long. He burned his mouth when eating, often walked backwards when walking, bumped into utility poles and trees back and forth, or walked restlessly, jumping and tripping over the steps.

Just like just now, there was another sudden situation, but fortunately, the response was quick.

Skilled people feel distressed.

"I feel that I am really unlucky, how can there be such an unlucky person in the world"

"When my mother took me to a fortune-telling, the fortune-teller was a liar, saying that I have the fate of Wangfu and can bring blessings to others."

"But why do I think I'm so bad? I've been unlucky all day long. Are you sure who will marry me in the future and won't pass the bad luck to him? I don't want to hurt anyone!"

You see, even helping Chen Kai to wash his face, Qin Xiaoyu's small mouth was talking about it, and Chen Kai was very curious and puzzled.

Most of the young people nowadays are very socially afraid and introverted. When encountering important occasions, they will have stage fright. How much does Qin Xiaoyu have to say, can't he finish?

It seems that this autumn, when Shanghai Metropolitan University encounters some festivals, such as the Mid-Autumn Festival, if the school wants to hold a Mid-Autumn Festival party, it would be really too much for Qin Xiaoyu not to come on stage to talk about a stand-up comic or a personal talk show. Pity.

With Qin Xiaoyu's eloquence, it's a real pity that she doesn't perform well on stage.

Qin Xiaoyu adjusted the water temperature, then helped Chen Kai wash his face, and put some soap on it.

"By the way, Lao Chen, I also have facial cleanser for girls here, do you want some for you?"

"No, ordinary soap is fine, not so particular"

After all, Chen Kai's appearance is here, plus the skin, the appearance improvement through the system is already very good, there is no need to use this kind of skin care products to brighten the skin and improve the appearance.

That's what ordinary people should do, and it doesn't suit him, the chosen one bound to the system.

"Okay, if that's the case, it's done washing."

Qin Xiaoyu took another dry towel and handed it to Chen Kai, "Old Chen, then you can wipe your face."

"I'll wash my face too." Qin Xiaoyu turned on the faucet, washed her face, and applied some facial cleanser and other skin care products.

Then, two people stood in front of the mirror, one held a toothbrush cup, looked at the mirror and brushed their teeth.

It gives people a sense of sight, as if the life of a newlywed couple after marriage is visual, somewhat of that feeling.

Then, after washing your face and brushing your teeth, the next step is to wash your feet.

Chen Kai said, "Qin Xiaoyu, since you did a good job washing my face just now, I can wash it for you."

"Help me wash what, feet, real or fake?" Qin Xiaoyu looked at him with a surprised expression, "Old Chen, are you so good, there is no one to help me wash it except my parents I passed my feet, and that was when I was a child! Later, when I grew up, my parents were busy with work, and no one helped me wash my feet.”

"Are you sure, or just forget it...Old Chen, don't you boys really want to save face, isn't it shameful to wash girls' feet?"

"Farewell, let me wash it for you, anyway, I'm not afraid of shame, hehehe, you know that I'm shameless! Come on, come on!"

Qin Xiaoyu's character is really funny, it's the first time he heard someone say that he is shameless.

"Besides..." Qin Xiaoyu muttered in her heart, "Wash the feet of my future husband, hehe, don't be ashamed, who is this shameful? The world is big, and my husband is the biggest."

But Qin Xiaoyu only dared to think this sentence in his heart, and he definitely didn't dare to say it in front of Chen Kai, mainly because...

shy.

"Qin Xiaoyu is shy"

So I took a footbath, poured water into it, and tested that the water temperature was just right, so Xiaoyu said, "Old Chen, you can take off your shoes now, I'll help you wash them!"

Just after Qin Xiaoyu finished speaking, Chen Kai asked her to sit down, "Old Chen, what are you doing?"

With a calm expression, Chen Kai not only took off Qin Xiaoyu's slippers, but also Qin Xiaoyu's white socks.

A pair of white and tender little jios were revealed, and they were placed on his knees.

He reached out to test the temperature of the water.

Qin Xiaoyu was dumbfounded at the moment, "Old Chen, what are you doing? You, do you really want to help me wash? Really? You don't want to scratch the soles of my feet, do you?"

[Didi, Qin Xiaoyu has mood swings, and the host gets a random reward]

Chen Kai:? ? ?

Can this be rewarded?