Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

Chen Kai had already called his wife in Qin Xiaoyu's ear just now, although the voice was not loud, but in the end he did.

It's impossible for Qin Xiaoyu not to hear it. The distance is so close that it's almost close to his ear.

But Qin Xiaoyu said at this moment, "Huh? Old Chen, did you yell just now? Why didn't I hear anything? Is there something wrong with my ears, or is your voice too low?"

"You call wife again, I didn't hear it just now, so just now doesn't count, start all over again"

Chen Kai asked, "You are missing Qin Xiaoyu, you heard it just now."

"I really didn't hear it. Look, my honest eyes seem to be lying?" Qin Xiaoyu blinked and stared wide after saying this.

It's just that when I smile, I can't see it. It's amazing. My eyes are usually so big, but when I smile, my eyes almost disappear.

Qin Xiaoyu murmured in her heart, didn't Lao Chen use this trick last time to kiss me several times?

What did she call her just now? This is called repaying someone in the same way as someone else, hehehe, besides, if you ask him to call his wife a few more times, he won't suffer, okay?

Moreover, I can also get the new iPhone 7 that I spent thousands of dollars to give him, which is still 256g, which is much more expensive than the 32g.

He doesn't suffer from left or right, why can't he even call his wife more?

That's why Qin Xiaoyu pretended not to hear just now, just to make him scream more.

"Okay, let's call again, for the last time," Chen Kai replied.

So in Qin Xiaoyu's ear, he called again, "wife, Qin Xiaoyu's wife"

"Okay, now you can't say you haven't heard it yet, can you?"

Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile, "No, I just lost my mind."

"Hahaha, I was just joking, I'll give you the phone" Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile, "As for me, I'm still very trustworthy when I say it, so I'll give it to you if I say it."

Qin Xiaoyu put the phone in Chen Kai's hand, and then took the lead to walk in front, bouncing around, and took it easy when he sprained his ankle.

After the pain stopped, the foot returned to its original shape immediately, and it became the same as before, walking and bouncing, not stable at all.

However, this is also Qin Xiaoyu's personality traits, and it is estimated that it will not change in a short time.

Qin Xiaoyu looked back at Chen Kai who was standing at the door of the mobile phone store, and saw him standing there looking at the mobile phone he had just given him, wondering why he was in a daze.

Qin Xiaoyu hurriedly said, "Old Chen, what are you thinking about, you, go and go home."

"What are you doing? You can't be so moved by a mobile phone, right? Really, Lao Chen, are you so satisfied?"

"I only spent a few thousand yuan to buy you a mobile phone, and you are so moved. If I buy you a few more men's luxury goods when I am free, then you still love me to death?"

Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile, then directly took Chen Kai's arm, and put his head on his arm, "Okay, let's go home."

Chen Kai smiled knowingly, "Okay, let's go home."

When crossing the road, Qin Xiaoyu finally calmed down a little. When he got home, Qin Xiaoyu looked at the time displayed on his phone, it was exactly half past nine in the evening.

It wasn't too late, but Chen Kai said, "From today onwards, I can't let you stay up all night. Go to bed at ten o'clock at the latest. It's half past nine now. Let's go and wash up. It's time to go back to the room and sleep. I have to go to bed before ten o'clock."

"Old Chen, why don't I go back to my own room to sleep tonight?"

Qin Xiaoyu said so suddenly.

If it was normal, Qin Xiaoyu would definitely be like a dog skin plaster, insisting on sleeping in the same bedroom with him.

Even when he sleeps on the sofa, Qin Xiaoyu fights for the sofa, and Qin Xiaoyu fights for the bed where he sleeps, even if he pushes it, he can't go away.

Today, when they were just together, Qin Xiaoyu was uncharacteristically saying that he wanted to go back to her own room to sleep. Chen Kai was a little puzzled, but he deliberately didn't ask.

Because he knows Qin Xiaoyu's character too well, if he asks why now, the effect may not be very good.

Instead, if he said, "Oh, that's fine, then go back to your room and sleep"

Qin Xiaoyu's next reaction was basically predictable.

Sure enough, Qin Xiaoyu started talking endlessly with her small mouth, and looked at Chen Kai with a confused face, "Old Chen, don't you wonder why? We have been sleeping in the same room for a while, even In the past few days, we still sleep with each other, right?"

"Today is the day of our official relationship. Logically speaking, based on what you know about me, I should pester you more than before."

"But I just said, or I'd better go back to my room and sleep."

"Don't you think it's weird? Don't you think it's weird? I'm usually such a clingy person, after confirming the relationship, but instead propose to go back to my own room to sleep, aren't you curious?"

Seeing that Chen Kai's reaction was so indifferent, Qin Xiaoyu herself was a little anxious.

"Old Chen, tell me quickly, just say you are curious"

Chen Kai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then replied, "Okay, I'm curious, tell me why"

Chen Kai sat on the sofa in the living room, took a sip of the glass of water on the table, then sat on the sofa, quietly watching Qin Xiaoyu's next performance.

Qin Xiaoyu said, "Curious, right? That's right, I think so"

"You see, before we were male and female brothers, I have absolute trust in you. I believe that even if we are boys and girls, you will never have any unreasonable thoughts about me. It is impossible to take advantage of me. what do you do to me while you sleep"

"That's right, compare that or something, you know what I'm talking about, right?"

"So I won't talk about it here. Anyway, it's the kind of plot that I often read in girly manga and romance novels that can't pass the review."

"What I just said was before, but now, our relationship has changed, we are now boyfriend and girlfriend"

"It's a different situation when boyfriend and girlfriend sleep together"

"I'm afraid... afraid that you will bully me on the bed!"

"Of course, we are boyfriend and girlfriend. If you do that to me, I will definitely not refuse."

"I'm sure I won't say no"

Qin Xiaoyu said again, "But, with my small body, I'm still so weak. You know that. I have to pant for a long time after running for two steps. I'm very weak."

"So, with my small body, how can I stand the torture of you, Old Chen, all night?"

"That's not to fall apart."

pooh-

Cough cough cough.

Chen Kai just took a sip of the water in the cup, and when he heard what Qin Xiaoyu said just now, he choked up.

Then he looked at Qin Xiaoyu with a look of lovelessness.

Coupled with Qin Xiaoyu's expression at this time, big eyes, a clear stupidity was almost written on his face, he thought to himself, Qin Xiaoyu, you speak too directly, right?

If it was someone else's words, even if they were boyfriend and girlfriend, they would say it a little more tactfully, a little more tactfully.

Why did you speak so directly when you came here?

Boy, can she explain to herself what devastation is? The words used are too much, it's like talking about myself like a beast.

Qin Xiaoyu noticed that Chen Kai was choking on water, so Qin Xiaoyu immediately went over to pat him on the back.

Then he said, "Old Chen, why are you in such a hurry to drink water? Drink it slowly and no one will snatch it from you. Are you afraid that I won't be able to drink it if I snatch it for you?"

"Still, you were surprised by what I said just now? Was what I just said a little direct?"

a bit direct?

Chen Kai felt that Qin Xiaoyu might have misunderstood the word "a bit", right?

Even the word devastation is used, what do you call this a bit? It's not just plain direct, is it?

Seeing that he didn't speak, Qin Xiaoyu continued, "Old Chen, why are you looking at me like that? Did I say something wrong?"

Chen Kai looked at Qin Xiaoyu at this time, he suddenly smiled softly, and then said, "Okay, fish"

"If this is what you're worried about, then put your heart in your stomach. We just got together, and I just said that to you directly. Then who am I? What I like is you, not you body of"

"Of course the body likes it too"

"Quite like"

"Ahem, so what are you thinking about in your head?"

"Of course, if you're worried, then go back to your room to sleep tonight. I'll call you when I get up early tomorrow. If you're really worried, you can lock the door, so I won't be able to get in."

"Come on, let's go take a shower"

Chen Kai sat up from the sofa, then patted Qin Xiaoyu on the shoulder, and he walked into the bathroom first.

Qin Xiaoyu noticed Chen Kai's reaction just now, and what he said.

Qin Xiaoyu froze in place, a little unresponsive, why is this completely different from what he imagined?

And it's not the same as what Jiajia said, right?

"Didn't Jiajia say that all men are carnivores? They're all very lecherous. After falling in love, they can't wait to put their girlfriends to bed as soon as possible, and then have sex with each other."

"However, Lao Chen's reaction just now seems that there is no evil look in his eyes? Especially when he heard me say that I went back to his room to sleep tonight, he was not unhappy, and there was no disappointed reaction on his face, let alone anger."

"Instead, she smiled at me very gently, and told me what she just said. Why is this completely inconsistent with what Jiajia said?"

Qin Xiaoyu sat on the sofa, immediately took out his mobile phone, and sent Wang Jiajia a message.

"Jiajia, why do I feel that Lao Chen's reaction is different from what you said?"

"How did he react?"

Wang Jiajia typed and asked, "Is it true, Xiaoyu, are you sure? Tell Chen Kai that you plan to go back to your room to sleep tonight, is he unhappy?"

"No, and he also said that if I don't feel at ease with him, I can go back to my bedroom to sleep at night, and even lock the door behind me."

"Really or not? Logically speaking, it shouldn't be. You've already dated, and what he's thinking about now is how to get you quickly, isn't it?"

"Is it possible that he is not in good health?"

Seeing what Wang Jiajia typed, Qin Xiaoyu stared at what Wang Jiajia sent with big eyes.

"Ah, huh??"