Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, fooling her into being my wife

Hearing what Qin Xiaoyu said, Chen Kai couldn't help laughing. Of course he knew what Qin Xiaoyu was just saying, but he just wanted to tease Qin Xiaoyu and see her reaction.

As expected, Qin Xiaoyu was Qin Xiaoyu. His memory was not very good in other aspects, but in this regard, Naoguaizi remembered it better than anyone else.

So for a while, Chen Kai also joked a few words, "Qin Xiaoyu, who told me before that her brain is the worst at memorizing things. Regardless of her good grades in liberal arts, she can do whatever she memorizes, not because of her bright brain. , I mainly relied on rote memorization, and I also said that my memory is actually very average.”

"Yes, Lao Chen, I said that, what happened?"

"I think your memory is pretty good, right? You just said something casually and you remember it until now."

"What do you mean, Lao Chen, you don't want me to kiss you? You just want to be a cheat, right?"

Qin Xiaoyu sat next to Chen Kai, pouted and said, "I don't care, you have to keep your word."

"If you don't let me kiss you, then I will"

"That's it." Chen Kai was very curious. If she really didn't let Qin Xiaoyu kiss her, what would she plan to do and what could she do? Chen Kai was quite interested.

Qin Xiaoyu immediately said, "If you don't let me kiss you, then I will be the overlord."

"Don't regret it"

The overlord forced his bow?

Hearing Qin Xiaoyu's explosive remarks, Chen Kai was stunned for a moment, but it was normal. Qin Xiaoyu, with such a silly character here, there was nothing explosive she could say.

Or was she embarrassed to say it?

Absolutely not!

Otherwise, her name would not be Qin Xiaoyu.

However... Qin Xiaoyu's explosive speech just now attracted the attention and eyes of many male and female passengers sitting in the front row.

For a moment, everyone looked over, making Chen Kai quite embarrassed.

I thought to myself, Qin Xiaoyu, can we keep quiet for a while? Can we keep a low profile? Why do you have to put a smile on my face every time I go out with you?

It doesn't matter to you. You are a fool. What are you afraid of?

But I'm different. I don't want to live on another planet or die in society. Let's do our best. Can we restrain ourselves a little bit? That's all.

This suddenly reminded Chen Kai of a meme that would become popular a few years later, which was very popular on short videos.

This meme has no fixed target, but it usually appears on veteran actors in the entertainment industry. For example, he asked the director, how to act as a villain?

Director: You should restrain yourself, the villain in this drama is actually not that bad.

If Qin Xiaoyu asked him one day, Lao Chen, you keep saying that I am a straight woman, what does this mean?

Me, does it count?

Chen Kai will probably say something like, if you just restrain yourself a little bit, you'll be fine. You're a straight woman now.

Seeing so many eyes around him, Chen Kai also looked embarrassed, and then he directly covered Qin Xiaoyu's mouth and asked her to forcibly mute her voice.

Just as Qin Xiaoyu was about to speak, Chen Kai covered his mouth with his hands and made a whimpering sound, interrupting the spell.

There's nothing I can do about it, Qin Xiaoyu is really too stupid.

Chen Kai said to the male and female passengers who were looking this way, "I'm sorry everyone, my girlfriend is a bit more direct and speaks without thinking, which makes you laugh."

The men and women sitting in front, if they were younger men and women, all had the look of being stuffed with dog food.

He complained and said, "Damn, these days, even if you go out and take a plane, you will encounter young lovers spreading dog food, showing affection, and even forcing themselves on each other. Good guy, after all, she is our Fengtian girl."

"Each of these guys is tougher than the other, and each one is tougher than the last."

"Isn't that right? The tiger girls here in Fengtian are much older. However, that buddy's girlfriend is really beautiful. She is petite and cute. It's a pity that she is from Fengtian."

"If it's a girl from the south, that would be perfect. If she has a sweeter accent, is gentler, and is quieter, she'll be perfect, don't you think so?"

"You're right, the tiger girls here in Fengtian are really fierce. A friend of mine had a bit of wine last time, and his wife got a big dick slapped in his face."

"This guy is so arrogant that he can't be controlled at all."

"Otherwise, why do you think we in Fengtian plan to build the only male domestic violence shelter in the country next year in 2017? Guess why?"

"Good guy, I'm drunk too, but the question is, why does that girl seem to be different from what you said?"

"What's different?"

"She doesn't look cool. Her boyfriend covered her mouth with his hand. Isn't she also very well-behaved?"

"If this were my friend's mother-in-law, I'd just say hello to her."

"I'll go, it's true, that girl looks pretty cute..."

"Are these still our Fengtian Tiger Girls?"

The young people sitting in the front row looked at Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu one by one, feeling envious and surprised.

Especially after seeing the interaction between Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu, they became even more defensive.

Qin Xiaoyu was covered by Chen Kai's hand, and she kept making "woo woo woo" sounds.

It seems that he wants to say, Lao Chen, I was wrong. I must be more careful and restrained when I speak next time. Can you please stop covering my mouth?

Of course, if you must cover my mouth, I don't mind if you cover my mouth with your mouth!

As long as you are willing, Lao Chen, you can cover me for a whole day, and it won't matter if you kiss my mouth until I'm bald.

But thank God, Qin Xiaoyu's words were just in her mind and were not spoken out.

Otherwise, it will definitely explode even more than the overlord's bow just said.

Chen Kai understood Qin Xiaoyu's eyes, and then took his hand off Qin Xiaoyu's mouth.

But he still asked, "Qin Xiaoyu, next time in such a crowded place, pay attention to your words. Take a look at what you just said. Don't you feel explosive after hearing it?"

"Exploded?" Qin Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, obviously she didn't get it.

Because this is a popular Internet term that will explode on short videos in 2023.

"Oh, forget it, it's not important, but you can't blame me. Who told you, Lao Chen, not to let me kiss you?"

Qin Xiaoyu said plausibly, "If you had just asked me to kiss you, wouldn't it have been fine? How could I have said that... By the way, what was that thing you just said called? Oh, yes, burst. .”

"If you had asked me to kiss you, I would definitely not have said such explosive words just now."

Qin Xiaoyu put what he had learned into practice and made Chen Kai smile. He shook his head helplessly.

"From what you said, Qin Xiaoyu, it's my fault, right?"

"I don't mean that either. Of course there is nothing wrong with you, Lao Chen. You are my boyfriend. In the vast world, my boyfriend has the greatest status."

Qin Xiaoyu said with a playful smile, and the buddies sitting in the front row broke through their defenses in an instant.