"Brothers, I think we should set a rule and prohibit Jay Chou from participating, fuck him open, who can beat him?"

PDD thought about it for a long time, and when he said such a thing, it made people cry and laugh.

In his opinion, indeed, Dong Chou is like an open hanger, what "Daoxiang", "Nocturne", "Qili Xiang", the cards in his hand are all Nima is the king of the bomb, how do you call others to play?

There is no game experience at all!

"Teacher prostitute, don't say some forced words, what does it mean to prohibit Chou Dong from participating in the competition, if you can't win this fight, you will be banned, how can you be like this?"

Sister Zhou said with a smile, this is a scoundrel to say such a thing.

"Teacher prostitute, it doesn't make sense for you to say this, then you just go and make a list yourself, and let whoever you want to be on the list!"

The little sister also said, this is inappropriate nonsense, you are too anxious to lose, so anxious.

Many viewers are also scolding him, especially Jay Chou's fans, why did you ban Jay Chou from participating in the competition?

Seeing this, PDD hurriedly apologized, saying that he was joking, and he lost to the point of delirium, so don't scold and don't scold.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, I think about how to punish you this time!"

Sister Zhou smiled maliciously, and it was time for her favorite punishment PDD link.

At this time, the audience also followed suit, as if PDD was a fat pig to be slaughtered, and everyone was discussing whether to make it into pot meat or braised pork.

"Sister Zhou, I beg you, stop messing with me, or 29 start lightly, look, I wear you in women's clothes, what do you want me to do?"

PDD folded his hands and pleaded.

He took it this time, Nima's, Sister Zhou and Dong Zhou wore a pair of pants, how did this win, I really don't believe in evil!

"And ah,, I'm in a group with Lin Junjie, why don't you punish him all the time?

PDD said again, your uncle, why do you always stare at me to punish, can't you punish Lin Junjie, let Lin Junjie also wear women's clothes!

"No, brother, what do you mean, I didn't provoke you!"

Lin Junjie heard this sentence and stopped in Bengbu, what's the matter with you, brother, the trouble is leading to the east, right?

The little sister also accused PDD of being too unkind, Lin Junjie is a VIP, how can you expect the VIP to help you get punished?

"Hey, look at your bear-like appearance, why don't I punish you for dancing this time, you can dance a horse riding dance of "Gangnam Style", won't you?"

Sister Zhou said that she listened to a lot of songs today, and she couldn't help but think of the once popular "Jiangnan Style", which was super popular at that time.

The mention of "Gangnam Style" also evoked the memories of many audiences, who said that this punishment was okay, so they let PDD dance on horseback.

"Wow, this is too difficult, can you punish me for singing a song? Lin Junjie is punished, you all let him sing, why don't you punish me for singing?"

PDD said, I hope Sister Zhou will be lighter, just let him sing a song, and he will also be a little lighter with Sister Zhou later.

The little sister gave him a blank look, Lin Junjie sang well before he let him sing, how ugly is your singing, do you sing to punish you or punish us?

However, Sister Zhou thought about it for a while and actually agreed, so she didn't feel embarrassed PDD to dance, and asked him to sing a song, "Then you can sing a song that I'm ugly!"

"What are you ugly?" said PDD.

"Phew, you're ugly!"

Sister Zhou said, "It's Zhao Chuan's song "I'm Ugly But I'm Gentle", I think this song is very suitable for you, you should be very soulful when you sing it, not too ugly." "

Sister Zhou's words made the audience laugh.

It's really a bamboo shoot, what is the song "I'm ugly but I'm gentle" is very suitable for PDD, and it can be sung with soul? hahaha......

Lin Junjie and the little sister stayed in Bengbu when they heard this, I have to say that Sister Zhou is too good, she can actually pick out this song from many songs for PDD to sing, it's really amazing!

PDD's face was also a little unsightly, and he said, "I'll just sing a song "Count You Ruthless" to you, okay, Sister Zhou?"

I said that you are ruthless, make good use of innocent eyes~

I have to say that the song that Sister Zhou picked was too ruthless, didn't this just make PDD say that he was ugly in front of millions of audiences.

"Don't, I don't want to listen to "Count You Ruthless", I want to listen to "I'm Ugly But I'm Gentle", this punishment is already very easy compared to others, okay, you don't have to inch in!"

Sister Zhou warned, it's not bad if you didn't let you drink water and didn't let you dance on horseback, so you still picked and chose to sing a song?

“......"

There is no way, D can only sing a song "I'm ugly but I'm gentle".

He quickly searched for the accompaniment of this song, and to be honest, he was really familiar with this song, and he used to listen to it for a while.

Soon, the music sounded and the familiar melody came.

PDD's expression became more serious than ever.

In front of Lin Junjie, Sister Zhou and Sister Du, as well as in front of millions of viewers, he must bring out his best state.

"Every night, in the wilderness~"

"I'm a proud giant~"

"Every morning, in front of the bathroom mirror,"

"But I found myself living on the edge of the razor~"

"In the jungle of reinforced concrete~"

"In the life that is calling to come and go~"

"Calculating the gap between dreams and reality—"

Wow, Lin Junjie suddenly couldn't help but look at PDD differently, although PDD's opening is not very good, but it also has a bit of that taste.

The little girl clapped towards the camera.

Sister Zhou smiled, it seems that PDD is indeed the soul that can sing this song, and sure enough, ugly people can resonate with this song very well.

"I'm ugly~"

"But I'm gentle~"

"Outwardly cold,"

"Inner fanaticism,"

"That's me~"

"I'm ugly~" (read violent novels, just go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"But I have music and beer~"

"A little humble,"

"A little cowardice,"

"But I never flinch~"

In the chorus part, although PDD sang it sold, the melody itself is very good, and it is still quite good to come out of his sloppy mouth.

Sister Zhou said that PDD is very proficient in this song, it seems that she has practiced it before.

"Hahaha, you are indeed ugly, I don't deny that!"

"Got it, got it, now the whole world knows you're ugly!"

"It's laughing to death, it's too out of tune, isn't it? But it's still a little nice, what's going on?"

"Wow, PDD sings so devotedly, I was really said by Sister Zhou, PDD sings this song with a lot of soul!"

"Grass, why do I feel like I want to cry?"

"PDD is really emotional, I can hear it, he found a lot of resonance in this song!"

"Hahahaha, you guys are too snatchy, damn, I won't dare to listen to this song in the future!"

The audience in the live broadcast room is spoofing, posting a barrage that you are really ugly, and engaging in a PDD mentality.

Some people ridiculed PDD for singing too devotedly, probably because they were really ugly, so they found a resonant emotion in the song to talk about comfort.

However, there are still some people who express their recognition of PDD's singing, although PDD doesn't know any singing skills, but the emotional part is full of 360, and it is also quite touching.

"Every morning,"

"On the edge of the city,"

"I'm a lonely mask~"

"Every night,"

"In the Wilderness of Music,"

"But he became a giant who roared feverishly~"

"On the endless stage~"

"On the other side of not being understood~"

"Launching the dignity of life and self—"

PDD's singing continues, he is so engaged that he seems to have forgotten everything around him.

When the chorus was sung again, he abruptly accentuated his tone.

"I'm ugly!"

"But I'm gentle!"

"The day is bleak,"

"Nightnight Immortal,"

"That's me!"

"I'm ugly!"

"But I have music and beer~"

"Sometimes excited~"

"Sometimes bow your head~"

"Very good at waiting~"

It was as if he was shouting out his inner voice with all his might.

The middle song was broken, but no one laughed at it, and there was no sense of disobedience.

Even people listened and listened to it and gradually quieted down.

The smiles on the faces of Sister Zhou and Sister Du gradually disappeared, and their expressions became a little solemn.

Lin Junjie also threw away his playful attitude and listened carefully to PDD's singing.

"I'm ugly!"

"But I'm gentle!"

"Outwardly cold,"

"Inner fanaticism,"

"That's me!"

"I'm ugly~"

"But I have music and beer~"

"A little humble~"

"A little cowardice~"

"But he never flinched—"

At the end of the singing, it was supposed to be over, but the PDD pitch came down, and one more sentence was added, and he sang softly:

"Very good at waiting for ......"

......。

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