The ancient immortal revived, and ten thousand foxes worshiped me as their teacher

Sometimes, the brain circuits of netizens are indeed not easy to understand.

Bai Mo and Guan Guan Cong poked their heads in front of the computer screen together and saw that various colors and styles of Guixu bottles were selling like hotcakes on Taobao!

[Gui Xu Ping Ping An Fu Town Xie Town Zhai Bao Ping An Nantian Metropolis Xizhou Boss...]

It is the most common title on Taobao, with keywords stacked up.

[Metal version of Guixu Bottle, non-plastic golden paint pattern figure keychain]

This is a relatively high-end product. It costs ten yuan a piece and has already sold 30,000 pieces!

[Guixu bottle jade version high-quality A goods ice-glutinous type Guixu bottle]

This is a higher-end one, priced at 300 yuan each, and has already sold 8,000 pieces!

Bai Mo drags the mouse wheel, and he sees Guixu bottles of various materials, sizes, and selling points. There are so many, much more than Fox Mountain, and the sales volume of each one is not low!

"Uh...that's too exaggerated..."

Subconsciously, he opened the short video on TikTok.

The first thing I saw was the female anchor shouting...

"Come on, family members, the metal Guixu bottle can be used as a necklace, can be put on a trailer, can be given as a gift to family members, or can be given to friends. Today, it is at a reduced price as a bonus, and will be given to the family members in the live broadcast room!

“Only five thousand orders!

“Only five thousand orders!

"Come on! Thirty-nine dollars! Are your families ready?

"Three! Two! One!

"Up! Chain! Connect!"

Bai Mo twitched the corner of his mouth and continued to scroll down the short video.

“Evaluate the popular Guixu bottle on the Internet!

"Brother Xiaofei bought the top ten Guixu bottles from a certain treasure..."

The white ink continues to brush down.

"Hahaha, you guys, I bought a genuine Guixu bottle! Wearing it can measure a thousand meters faster than before by ten seconds!"

ah?

Bai Mo took a closer look and saw that this short video was tagged...

# I bought the authentic Guixu bottle #

Another series of whole jobs!

Bai Mo couldn't quite understand and looked up at Fang Xiaoyu.

"Why did this thing become so popular all of a sudden?"

Fang Xiaoyu explained.

“It’s always been very popular!

"The magic war in Nantian Metropolis has not yet ended, but this thing has already become popular, and everyone wants to buy it.

“It’s become popular today because major manufacturers have finally started shipping!”

Bai Mo frowned and locked the screen of his phone.

In the age of magic, the whole people are depressed.

If this thing can make everyone happy, then that’s great!

The egg roll cake next to him frowned and was in a daze.

"Hey?

"Ouch?"

Why do I always feel that the benefits of Fox Mountain are being taken away by others?

Even if they sell fakes and pirated copies... these people haven't paid royalties to Fox Mountain?

Wanting to understand this situation, Omelet Cake looked aggrieved and tugged at Master's sleeves.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch!"

…

In the hotel room.

The man with the goatee was lying on the bed, clutching his cell phone and beaming at the trending search.

"Hey hey hey."

[The sales volume of Guixu bottles across the entire network has exceeded 10 million! 】

"The sales volume has exceeded 10 million. The traffic of this thing is really huge, and the sales are so fierce!

"Since all ten million pieces have been sold, then my two thousand pieces are like water dripping into the sea. No one should be able to notice it, right?"

In his mind, it was a hazy wonderland at night.

This fairyland is a sword tomb!

There are rusty or broken swords stuck all over the mountains and plains.

A bonfire burned and crackled at the foot of the mountain.

Beside the bonfire, the ancient immortal sat cross-legged, with a sword in front of his knees. At this time, his face was illuminated by the fire, and he also showed a faint smile.

"Very good. Ram, you did a great job this time.

"Two thousand fake Guixu vases, there are two thousand sword slaves.

"This... is not a small amount!"

The man with the goatee, also known as "The Ram," was lying on the hotel bed, laughing.

But he frowned, still not reassured.

At this time, open the Kuai Dou short video platform and start viewing short videos related to "Guixu Vase".

Then I saw the three words "Guixu Bottle", which seemed to have magic power, attracting huge traffic from the whole network to carnival!

# The Guixu bottle is authentic. # Under this label, it has attracted countless creations from netizens!

"Family, if you buy genuine products, my car can run to 300 yuan..."

“Family members, you have bought a genuine product, you can use it to soak in water and drink your cold and it will be cured...”

Gongyang stared at the plastic Guixu bottle in the video for a while, then grinned.

"Er beep, the paint in your Guixu bottle has faded. How dare you soak it in water and drink it?"

I continued to scroll and found a bunch of videos of the whole job.

"Family, I bought the genuine product. I took the Guixu bottle and beat up the karate teacher..."

"Family members, I have bought a genuine product. My mother has been put in my Guixu bottle. What should I do if she can't let it out..."

"Family members, I have bought a genuine product. The more I look at the Guixu vase, the more I admire it. I really like looking at it..."

The boy in the video is sitting cross-legged on the bed, staring at the small stone Guixu bottle in his hand, staring at the golden lines on the Guixu bottle, his eyes are blurred, his shoulders are shaking slightly, and his forehead is sweating. Even the shape of his mouth kept changing, as if he was reciting some weird scripture.

This video is inconspicuous among the many live-action videos, and it is not very outstanding.

But it made the ram stare with wide eyes!

"The artificial intelligence of the Immortal Committee shouldn't be able to detect it..."

Looking carefully, I saw that this video only had six likes and zero comments.

"Heh, with this little heat, it should be fine."

The male sheep grinned and continued to watch the video.

…

Fairy Committee.

In the office, Zhang Shan stood up from his chair, stretched and yawned. He was very tired again.

He looked at Li Yuan next to him.

"How are you doing at work over there?"

Then I saw that Li Yuan was still sorting out the random inspection reports of Guixu bottles.

"There's still a little bit left..."

In the Internet age, large-scale internet celebrity events like this actually happen quite often.

Every time an incident occurs, the Immortal Committee must be busy and conduct various inspections to prevent accidents.

Zhang Shan glanced at Li Yuan, took out his mobile phone, looked at the messages in the group, and smiled bitterly.

"Oh, the load of our computer room has reached 80% again.

"The artificial intelligence is going to run away from the computer room and cause smoke!"

…

The small rental house was in disarray.

Takeaway packages that have not been thrown away after eating, smelly socks that have not been washed after wearing, open express packaging boxes... are thrown everywhere.

Ma Lingling and Zhang Yuanyuan were sitting on the edge of the bed, scrolling through their phones quickly.

"This Guixu bottle has a really big flow rate!"

"With such huge traffic, if you give us a little bite, we can become big internet celebrities!"

The two of them had Mercury retrograde these days, and they managed to sneak into a high-end dance party, but were kicked out.

I wanted to report some men who were pretending to be beeps to relieve my hatred, but they were arrested by the Fairy Committee and fined and educated.

After one operation, the two of them were left poor and depressed!

At this time, everyone was paying attention to the traffic of Guixu Ping, frantically watching short videos, racking their brains, and thinking of ways to gain popularity!

"Look, someone bought a very large Guixu vase. It was compared one to one and was made into a short video. It's quite popular."

"How much does it cost? Can we afford it?"

"Forehead……"

"There is another one here, in the cos Mandrill, Dian Guixu vase, the heat is also good."

"It feels... very ordinary."

In this way, they were thinking of ways while watching short videos.

"Family members, I have bought a genuine product. The more I look at the Guixu vase, the more I admire it. I really like looking at it..."

Another ordinary garbage video!

Ma Lingling was about to slide down when she suddenly frowned and poked Zhang Yuanyuan's shoulder.

"Look at this man, look at his mouth moving these two times, as if he is reciting a mantra. Doesn't he feel something?"

"What do you mean, you also want to do this?"

"The Hanfu and long sword we produced last time for cosplay are still thrown away in the cabinet. How about we take them out and make a short video of Guixu Ping Enlightenment?

"Just imitate this boy, just imitate his expression, just imitate his mouth shape!"

The two women looked at each other, thought for a moment, nodded in unison, then got up and went to the cabinet to look for the Hanfu from before.

…

"Huh? Three times the salary? And a red envelope?

"Are there any interns?

"As interns, we actually work very hard!"

In the canteen of the pharmaceutical factory, Wanbo City grabbed the leg of a roast goose, wiped the oil on his face, and looked at Fang Xiaoyu.

Fang Xiaoyu had a strange expression.

Look at Wanbo City, and then look at Huang Sitong, Guan Yueling, Lan Fangfang, Chu Mian and other students with equally expectant faces next to them...

"Well, I'll ask the Bai Mo expert later."

Now, no one is missing from the pharmaceutical factory during the Chinese New Year!

There are even dozens more interns!

Not far away, Bai Mo came belatedly holding his apprentice's egg roll cake. He held his apprentice in one hand and touched his fat head with the other.

"Okay, okay, it's okay, that's all!"

He sat down at the dining table, grabbed a roast goose leg, and handed it to the egg roll cake.

"Here, eat it quickly, eat it while it's hot, it won't be crispy after a while!"

Everyone in the venue looked at the fairy beast in Bai Mo's arms with a little curiosity.

Why does the fairy beast seem to be wronged today?

…

"Is there anything wrong with this video?"

In the rental house, Ma Lingling and Zhang Yuanyuan checked the video they had just taken again.

Then I saw in the video, two beauties in ancient costumes, holding swords in front of their knees, facing a hanging Guixu bottle pendant. Their faces were pale, their eyes were blurred, and their mouths were moving around, as if they were reciting some strange scripture.

"It's fine. There's nothing wrong with it."

This video is full of beauty, filters, and creativity!

The two of them were so happy that they tagged the video and clicked to publish it!

…

Lunch time is over.

Back in the office, I lay flat on my desk, only my belly was round and bulging.

"Ouch..."

It vented the pain of piracy on roasted goose legs, and finally showed off eight roasted goose legs, and the painful mood was slightly relieved.

Bai Mo sat next to him, smiling awkwardly, working on a few papers that were submitted for review.

Wu Qingyun was holding her mobile phone and browsing short videos.

Although her face was still paralyzed, the light in her eyes revealed her happiness.

"Qingyun, aren't you going to do your homework?"

Wu Qingyun shook her head.

"If you don't write, the final exam is over and now it's my winter vacation!"

…

In a rental house.

Ma Lingling and Zhang Yuanyuan, holding their mobile phones, gathered together and saw that an hour had passed, and the video had received a total of six likes and zero comments.

"Damn, is there something wrong with these people?"

“How come no one watches our short videos of such high quality?”

While I was complaining, the system suddenly prompted me to receive a comment.

Their eyes shone, they were overjoyed, and they quickly clicked to open it.

[Oh, the beauty is so ruthless, the skin grinding has completely rubbed away the philtrum]

Ma Lingling looked depressed, angrily deleted the comment and blocked the netizen who made the comment!

"Damn it, where did this bitch come from? It's disgusting at noon!"

Zhang Yuanyuan hesitated for a moment.

"Actually... um... I heard someone say that it's very difficult to get the horn right now!

"How about we just spend more money?"

…

Hotel bed.

Gongyang sat cross-legged, his eyes closed tightly, his hands formed sword gestures, placed in front of his knees, and he closed his eyes to feel the faint sword intent coming from the void.

"It really... works..."

Two thousand problematic Guixu bottles have been put on the market. So far, he can already feel the initial transformation of more than fifty sword slaves, and then contribute a touch of sword intent to him!

"very good."

The degree of transformation of the sword slave will become deeper and deeper!

More and more of the sword slave's energy and energy will be transformed into sword energy and contributed to his master!

Moreover, with the current terrifying popularity of Guixu bottles and the tendency to sell out at every turn, his two thousand Guixu bottles will definitely be able to be sold and reach the hands of consumers.

Therefore, the number of his sword slaves is bound to continue to increase!

…

"I can't bear to let the child trap the wolf!"

"If you spend this thousand yuan to buy traffic, maybe we can start an account? Maybe we can become big internet celebrities?"

"Go, go, go!"

"I still have five hundred left here. You can spend it together, buy Doujia, buy traffic, and buy promotion!"

“Next month’s rent will also go into it!”

"Let's become big internet celebrities together!"

Ma Lingling operated her mobile phone and clicked on the screen step by step. This video she sent to herself bought promotion worth 3,000 yuan.

…

In the office.

Wu Qingyun was lying on a chair, wearing a Bluetooth headset, while watching short videos, her eyes kept shining!

She doesn't brush this thing on weekdays. She brushes it once in a while. Everything is fun and interesting.

After scrolling down, I came across another video of a beautiful woman having sex.

"Family members, I have bought the authentic Guixu bottle. My sisters and I have become enlightened..."

This...is a bit boring.

Wu Qingyun was about to swipe away when she suddenly realized that something was not quite right.

The expressions, demeanor, and mouth movements of these two beauties...

The voice of the ancient immortal master sounded in her mind.

"...Yes, it looks like a sword slave!"

…

In the hotel.

The ram stared at the phone and the screen with a dull look on his face.

"This... this is crazy... these two sword slaves, are their minds broken?

“It’s just a video, why buy promotion?

"You still want to buy so much?"

On the short video, one barrage quickly passed by.

[What kind of junk food pollutes my timeline? Is it kryptonite? 】

[Although it is free to watch videos, we also have requirements for quality! 】

[This mouth looks so weird. Could it be that there is some evil problem? 】

[I have already reported it to the Immortal Committee. For no other reason than to pollute my timeline by making random comments for you.]

The more the ram watched, the more depressed he became, and the more he watched, the more angry he became!

I even took a closer look at the model of the Guixu bottle hanging in the video and saw the gold lines painted on the bottle. I was even more blushing and completely broke my defense!

"I belong to Tunima!

"Two crazy women, making videos, pretending to be silly, buying Doujia, just to mess with me?!"

The two women in the video are not sword slaves at all!

The Guixu vase hanging in the video is not the Sword Slave Guixu vase at all!

It’s the cheapest plastic Guixu bottle, the kind that fades!

This damn thing is all fake!

Thank you for every monthly ticket~

Thank you for eating rabbit pockets, reading and smoking in the middle of the night, and book friend Digital Brother 0363 for the reward~