The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

Mid-autumn, the second month of autumn, the day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar.

Xiao Yu wanted to pretend to be forced… No, it is the manifestation before man.

He wanted to show his hand in front of Mu Qianwu.

Personally make mooncakes for my sister to eat…

To please girls, we must take the initiative and be bold in attacking.

From time to time, a little bit, time will leave a deep impression in her heart,

Of course, this is for the average girl.

Dance to Shangmu, you have to play some flower work.

You also have to be willing to be a sister, otherwise you can only stir up the air.

Like now.

Mu Qianwu stood happily next to Xiao Yu, watching his brother make mooncakes.

At this moment, she was just a brainless little woman.

Happiness is the end of it!

Xiao Yu felt that the beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without complaint or regret.

Sister is beautiful now!

What beauty does a man have?

Yes…… Lying is a pipette!

“Sister, I’ll tell you.”

Xiao Yu smiled with his teeth while making mooncakes, “It is said that when I was born, an auspicious cloud appeared in the north of the sky, gradually drifting from far to near, floating to the roof of my house and transforming into a word… Handsome! ”

“Haha!”

Mu Qianwu couldn’t smile anymore, holding his pregnant belly, “I think it’s three words.” ”

“What?” Xiao Yu asked with a smile.

“No face!”

Mu Qian’s smiling eyes narrowed.

“Sister, you can’t always be like this.”

Xiao Yu was depressed, “Man, who doesn’t like to brag about a bull.” For example, when I used to go around and press, I liked to disguise myself as a highly educated person, and the mantra was… Thanks for the invitation, people abroad, just got off the plane! ”

Mu Leaned on his brother’s back with a smile, “I can really blow!” ”

“But be honest.”

Xiao Yu grinned, “Don’t brag about it on the Internet, otherwise you will be put off the stage if you are not careful, it will be embarrassing.” ”

“Brother, why are you always so happy?” Mu Qianwu asked with a smile.

“Man, you must learn to make yourself happy.” Happy mood will be good, do anything energetic. Xiao Yu waved.

Snap, a moon cake on the board.

“Isn’t there a time when you’re unhappy?” Mu Qianwu asked.

“How could it not be?”

Xiao Yu continued to press the noodles and filling into the wooden mold of the mooncake.

“What if I’m not happy?” Mu Qianwu was curious.

“It’s simple.”

After thinking about it, Xiao Yu smiled and said, “For example, I went to the website to register a user named … Father. When you’re registered, a pop-up prompt will pop up with the words… Dad, your username registration is successful! ”

“Hahahahaha!”

Mu Qianwu burst out laughing and punched his brother, “Good or bad! ”

“You see, isn’t that happy?”

Xiao Yu stall hand, “By the way, my mother will come over in a moment to see that I have not cooked a mooncake, I don’t know if I will be disciplined!” ”

“Brother, why are you so afraid of your mother-in-law?” Mu Tian danced and laughed softly.

“Beating me is one thing.”

Thinking of his mother, Xiao Yu’s scalp tingled, “My mother’s mouth is still strong, I… Can’t talk about her! ”

“Really, let’s hear it.” Mu Qianwu was surprised.

You have to know your brother’s mouth… Tut!

“For example, when I haven’t met my sister yet.”

Xiao Yu’s face showed a smile as warm as sunshine.

At that time, he had just graduated from the police academy…

……

Xiao Yu: Mom, if I get married, can I be lazy, can I not work, can I play games every day?

Mom: Who’s missing a father to find you, wake up, it’s not dark yet, don’t dream.

Xiao Yu: Mom, I still want to be free more than falling in love, can you please stop letting me go on a blind date?

Mom: Oh… No one wakes you up in the morning, no one is waiting for you at night, you call this freedom?

Xiao Yu: Mother, if I get married, you have a commission, otherwise why do you urge me every day?

Mom: Can I not urge it? Everyone has a second child, and you haven’t even had a spare tire.

Xiao Yu: After getting married and having children, I don’t have the state I am in now, why should I get married?

Mom: What is your state? The age of twenty, the financial condition of ten years old, the emotional management of three years old … No, say high, ten years old economy is better than you!

Xiao Yu: Sure enough, I’m not a mother, I really don’t want to talk to you… Can’t you praise me a few words?

Mom: Praise you five years old still wetting the bed?

Xiao Yu: … Mom, are you so boastful? You should say that… Little Yuya, it is a blessing for mother to have you!

Mom: Oh, yes, since I had you, I was convinced… They are all 22 years old, people have reached your age, they have already begun to fall in love, marriage and have children, you, not even an object… If you don’t go on a blind date, send some flyers yourself, maybe you will meet someone with bad eyes.

Xiao Yu: …

……

“Hahahahaha!”

After listening to his brother’s ‘mother-son dialogue’, Mu Qianwu laughed and sighed.

If xiao Yu hadn’t hugged him in time, he might have sat on the ground with a smile.

“Sister, you’re still laughing.”

Xiao Yu lowered his head and bit down on his sister’s red lips, “Then I met you that time… But it seems like it was destined. I was looking for room 9, but I ended up in my sister’s room. ”

“Is it?”

Mu Qianwu recalled that at the beginning, a starry light appeared in her eyes, “If I hadn’t gone to look for you, we wouldn’t have been together, right?” ”

“Hmm.”

Xiao Yu smiled and nodded, “You don’t know, when you led two bodyguards into the house, this scared me, almost peed!” ”

“Haha!”

Mu Qianwu smiled, “Don’t pretend, you will be afraid?” ”

Although I have never seen how strong my brother really is.

My brother never told her about the case.

Just think about those eight first-class exercises… The blood that is going to be killed is flowing like a river, right?

The man who can become the leader of the big group of Yuan’an says that he is a coward, do you dare to believe it?

“Why aren’t you afraid?”

Xiao Yu smiled hesitantly, “I’m afraid of my mother, I’m also afraid of my sister, and I’ll be afraid of our baby in the future.” ”

“Idiot!”

Mu Qianwu buried his face into his brother’s arms.

Is that fear?

Are you sure it’s not love?

“It’s good to be a fool.”

Xiao Yu danced in his arms, his palm gently caressing the pregnant belly, feeling the lifting, smiling and gentle, “Fortunately, in this life, my sister is here.” ”

“You…”

Mu Qianwu whispered, “Here it is too!” ”

Tonight and night, in the middle of the boat.

When the day is, be in the same boat.

A finger of quicksand, entangled!