The Daily Life of the Zombie

After returning to the paradise, Xiao Xiao first found a clean room for Li Yating in the single building where she lived.

In addition, in order to facilitate the class, the common room on the second floor was drastically remodeled, and a classroom was created; this is not the end, because Xiao Xiao was not satisfied no matter how he looked at it, and finally even put the legendary The blackboard and podium were brought out, and it was not until the place became a veritable classroom.

Originally, Li Yating didn't hold a very cautious attitude towards teaching—after all, those two little carrot heads had to be taught from the first grade of elementary school, so they could teach them without having to watch them, right?

It's a pity that when Xiao Xiao arranged it, the twins used their high IQ to blow her to the ground.

This is how it happened-

At that time, Xiao Xiao was setting up the classroom, and Li Yating approached the twins with a mentality of finding out first...

"Cough! Let me introduce myself first, I'm Li Yating, you can think of me as teacher Yating, or sister Yating. As you can see, I was originally a traffic policeman, responsible for maintaining traffic order, so I am not sure about how to teach. You may not be familiar with it, I hope you will bear more."

When the twins were sitting on the sofa in the living room on the first floor, each drinking a bottle of chocolate milk with a straw, Li Yating, who was sitting on the side, couldn't help introducing herself to the two.

Hearing the future teacher speak, the twins looked at each other, put down the drink bottle in their hands, and said hello to her obediently.

"Hello teacher Yating, I'm Sun Xiaoya, the teacher can call me Xiaoya."

"Hello, Teacher Yating, I'm Sun Xiaojie. Teachers can call me Xiaojie."

I have to say, in front of the two little loli, even a steel-like heart will melt, not to mention Li Yating's soft heart?

"You are all good, darling~"

Li Yating, who was stunned with blood, responded to Liang Xiao with a smile, and by the way, she was concerned about the situation of the two of them.

"By the way, I want to ask you about your course... Although I came here by invitation this time, it's not very clear where to start teaching. Have you had any learning experience before?"

When the two children heard Li Yating's question, it was as if some kind of switch had been turned on. The two people and their four eyes lit up like something—could they not be excited? Being forced by Xiao Xiao to study for so long, no one has ever cared about their learning progress!

Xiao Xiao doesn't count. After all, for her, as long as the two primary schools can talk about it, she will directly take out the next set of things and throw them to them, and if they say no, Xiao Xiao means that you can learn by yourself for a while. When she understands it, she will take out a new one.

In short, at the beginning, the two children were still looking forward to getting Xiao Xiao's praise from their studies. Unfortunately, under Xiao Xiao's attitude of herding cattle and grazing, they gradually understood that they wanted to hear from Xiao Xiao. When it comes to compliments, I am afraid it will be possible to wait a long, long time.

"Let me give an example first, like... the Chinese language is fine, you should know the basic pinyin in Chinese, right? Did Xiao Xiao teach you the Three Character Classic or the Disciple Rules before? This kind of sentence... By the way, what about mathematics? Have you memorized the ninety-nine table? You should know all the four simple operations?...Society? Have you ever understood the geography of the earth? How many states are there on the earth? huh?…naturally?…”

Li Yating, who didn't know that she was about to have a powder keg, also enthusiastically gave some basic knowledge of elementary school to see how much the two of them knew.

Originally, the two primary schools wanted to hear what this teacher Yating would say, but unfortunately, she was too excited to be a teacher for the first time, so Li Yating couldn't stop as soon as she opened her mouth. Excitedly, she gave some examples of the difficulties she had encountered in her studies before, as if she wanted to finish her words in one breath.

Finally, half an hour later, Li Yating, who was possessed by Tang Seng, was interrupted by the two children in her indecisive words.

"boom!"

It turned out that the two children felt bored and secretly played the ability, and they made a mistake in their operation. As a result, a water polo fell on the fireball on the other side, causing a small explosion. Fortunately, the two children were very restrained. It was a finger-sized ability, so the scene was only slightly wet, and it didn't get affected too much.

At this time, Li Yating, who was immersed in her own world, suddenly realized that she was talking too much, so she closed her mouth sullenly, and gave the right to speak back to the twins.

Seeing that this beautiful misunderstanding caused Li Yating to stop her long talk, the two children were also secretly relieved... But they both felt that the future was bleak when it came to the future teacher's talk--it was dead!

"What? Tell me what you all learned?"

Seeing that the two children were still silent, Li Yating spoke again embarrassedly. If she just talked too much and the two children dared not speak, it would be her fault.

At this time, the twins still didn't understand what politeness was—after all, Xiao Xiao never taught them how to write politely, so they told the truth very frankly about Li Yating's questioning.

"In the Chinese language... we have already finished learning Pinyin, and we have also memorized Disciple Rules and Three Character Classics. Before, Sister Xiao gave us a thick book of 300 Tang Poems that we didn't know where to find them, and we have all memorized them. I don't quite understand the meaning inside, so I'm afraid we have to wait for the teacher to explain it to us." Sun Xiaoya took the lead in speaking on behalf of the twins, and honestly explained their learning progress in Chinese.

"Mathematics? There is no problem with the nine-nine table! We have also learned the two-dimensional linear equations that we have seen before, but we really don't understand the one-dimensional quadratic equation, and we don't have any factoring, root signs or anything else. I understand, the number of digits on the back of the pi, but I feel that this value can't be divided by any means, so why should it be calculated as the pi..."

Then there is Sun Xiaojie's speech on the progress of learning in mathematics, but she complained a few words while talking about it... Mathematics, it's good to have numbers, why do you feel more and more strange symbols? It's not math at all!

Next, the two talked about several subjects separately. After the introduction, they looked at Li Yating with bright eyes, wondering what she would say.

What can Li Yating say?

The more she listened to the learning progress of the two, the more she doubted... Did she live to be a dog at her previous age? Two kindergarten children are actually discussing the middle school curriculum with her. Is it because the world is evolving so fast that she can't keep up? Is she really old?

Li Yating could only hold up a smile for the two little girls' faces asking for praise, and reluctantly praised the intelligence and intelligence of the two, and said that she wanted to study how to teach them better in the future, and then she returned a little lost. In her place, began to act as a statue of the contemplative.

'who I am? where am I? what am i doing here? ’

The two children were very excited to hear the compliments they finally got, but unfortunately the people who complimented them seemed to be hit hard, so their excitement didn't last long.

"What happened to Teacher Yating?" Sun Xiaojie looked at Li Yating, who had become a statue, and asked her sister curiously.

"I don't know. Didn't she say that she was very happy just now? Why did she suddenly change like this?" Sun Xiaoya shook her head, saying that she didn't understand what drama Li Yating was playing.

"Then, where are we now?" Seeing that Li Yating didn't mean to lift the petrochemical, Sun Xiaojie bit her lip a little depressed, and she didn't know what to do—the chat was just fine, and she said something like a stone statue after complimenting it. mean? What's wrong with the back touch?

"...Leave her alone! Look! This is the strawberry milk I just got in the refrigerator, do you want it?" Sun Xiaoya stared at Li Yating, then suddenly turned her head and took out two bottles of strawberry milk like magic.

"Yes!" Sun Xiaojie's attention was quickly diverted when she saw something new. She immediately took a bottle of strawberry milk from her sister, opened it and drank it.

Seeing that Sun Xiaojie had stopped paying attention to the statue, Sun Xiaoya snickered to herself—such a stupid little sister, what if she is kidnapped in the future, hum!

Anyway, after Xiao Xiao was busy for a long time and finally finished the classroom, this is what he saw when he came down-there was a petrified statue in total, he drank an unknown amount of drinks, and then he was probably bored enough to fall asleep. Two loli.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Xiao could only helplessly smile. After sending the two children one by one to the room, he came back to care about the statue.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Xiao sat opposite Li Yating and found that the other party still didn't mean to lift the petrochemical, so he had to speak first.

At this time, Li Yating, who was awakened by Xiao Xiao's voice, raised her head blankly.

At this time, Xiao Xiao discovered that she was not petrified, but fell asleep with the two children!

"Did you talk to them just now? How do you feel?" Seeing Li Yating awake, Xiao Xiao didn't make fun of her behavior just now - she'd better save face for the twins' future teacher.

"...They are very powerful." Li Yating immediately returned to her capable appearance after waking up, as if the person who had just been hit was not her at all.

"In terms of degree, they can already go to junior high school... How old are they? Both of them are geniuses!"

Li Yating didn't really trust the two's statement just now, but unfortunately, after a little test, they were hit so hard - the two laws are actually quite conservative, and if you really want to discuss it, if you give them a systematic study , I might even be able to take the high school entrance exam!

"Really?" After Xiao Xiao heard Li Yating's words, she was slightly stunned - at this time she was so cute, how enchanting the twins' two little heads were.

"Well! How did you teach it before? Can you tell me first, so that I can arrange it better in the future."

After being hit, she was hit, but Li Yating still has the pride of being a top student—what's the joke? Even in high school, her teaching is stress-free!

"How did you teach it?" Xiao Xiao hesitated after hearing this question before speaking, "To be honest, I really haven't taught them, I just found some books that I understand and show them to them. ...Cough, to be honest, I'm not afraid of you laughing, I just didn't graduate from high school, so I'm really not qualified to teach people."

In order to keep the future education of the two primary schools unaffected, Xiao Xiao even revealed that her dark history was too short.

"The twins are actually different from ordinary people. You must have seen it. They are actually power users, so they must be smarter, but I really didn't expect them to be so smart." Xiao Xiao said this, suddenly remembered Every time she threw a book for them to read, those two pairs of bright eyes begging for praise and hugs, suddenly felt a little guilty, was she really too inappropriate?

"Never taught?"

Hearing this unexpected answer, Li Yating was quite surprised. If Xiao Xiao didn't teach it, it means that they all taught these things by themselves?

"You mean, they used to read books by themselves, learn by themselves, and then learned to the level of junior high school students?"

In order to avoid misunderstandings, Li Yating reconfirmed that if this is the case, then her teaching progress can be more active, after all, there are ordinary students and gifted students in ordinary schools!

Seeing Li Yating's disbelief, Xiao Xiaocai remembered... It seems that, once, the system said that Xiao Yan has a teaching mode? But she doesn't know what the teaching mode is teaching!

In the end, Xiao Xiao could only make mistakes and said bravely, "Well, it should be, after all, you are the first teacher I found... What, can you teach?"

"Yes! Why can't you!" Which teacher would be unhappy when he heard that his students were promising?

Although Li Yating is a teacher for the first time, if she is such a smart student, it would be easier for her to teach, right?

"Then, they will be handed over to you in the future!" Seeing Li Yating so confident, Xiao Xiao was also relieved—she had spent a lot of time worrying about the education of the two primary schools!

"Okay! Wrap it up on me!" It's not without reason that Li Yating is so confident.

You know, she's a 'other's child'!

Well, although she is a 'other's child' and there are other 'other's children' on her head, but if it is not compared with Gu Chen's non-human standard, then Li Yating can also be described as talented and intelligent. Good!

After the discussion, Xiao Xiao took Li Yating to the next paradise and had dinner by the way. She took this time to go downstairs to take them out for dinner, but she didn't expect the two boys to sneak off to Duke Meng Zhou. So a row of four can only be turned into a row of two.

After seeing that every stall in the park was selling mutant beast meat, Li Yating realized that what Xiao Xiao said in the morning was not bragging, but a real deal!

Xiao Xiao took Li Yating to recognize the road first, and explained it to all the employees or bosses in charge of the stall.

"In the future, the food she eats will count as double the points. As long as you can let her eat at your stall, then you will earn it!"

Xiao Xiao deeply understands that it is impossible to want the horse to be good and not to eat grass, so she is very generous when it comes to mutant beast meat—after she has arranged this, as long as Li Yating appears here, she will be punished immediately. The stall owner pulls in as a customer.

You must know that in Xiao Xiao's employee management mechanism for the park, there is a total sales list every week. If the sales are the first, the champion of the week can get a third-order magic core!

With this kind of generous welfare, even if Xiao Xiao wanted to drive people away, they were unwilling to leave!

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