The Death Knell

"We still have a little time, Wade, and I need you to do something."

Su Ming lowered his voice, and the wind noise caused by the flying cloak almost covered his words, and everything seemed to not exist.

The black plain and the dense army of living dead flashed quickly below, and they seemed to have noticed something was wrong with their bodies.

Not everyone can accept their tattered body like Deadpool. Some of these living corpses have no internal organs and some have no bones, just like incomplete dolls.

However, their master has regained consciousness and is looking into the hollow in his chest, or stroking his half-missing head.

Just looking at it feels weird.

Wade's ears moved and he heard it. This was the first time he realized that he also had super hearing and that he was also a super soldier.

So he also lowered his voice, turned his head to peek at Mysterio and Shiri, and said mysteriously.

"I understand, Magneto's daughters, right? You envy me so you also want to find someone to have fun with? You told me earlier, I'll take care of it. To be honest, Wanda has a really amazing figure. I won't let you fuck her. Lorna was a little worse than telling Cable about it, but the green hair is quite..."

"call......"

"Why is your dagger stuck in my stomach? It hurts a little. Why does this dagger glow black? Is it quenched with poison? Okay..."

Deadpool looked down at his belly, as if questioning Su Ming in confusion. After understanding, he turned to the sky at an angle of 45 degrees and began to explain.

"Dear viewers, you have also seen that he can kill people with just a giant sword, and also quenches the weapon with poison? DC is really too dark. My cousin just likes to watch people foaming at the mouth, as if they were being bled. He would struggle to death like an animal, and then he would put his foot on the body and tell a bad joke about Batman."

"It's just that my hand slipped."

Su Ming turned around and curled his lips secretly, wouldn't Tears of Death be effective in Marvel?

"Can you let me stab you too?"

Deadpool looked at Deathstroke with sincere eyes, wanting to pursue something called 'fairness', but even he knew that it did not exist.

"What you said sounds too perverted. Let's stop this topic and think about the movie classification."

"Damn it, Brokeback Mountain is also R-rated. Is this even included in your calculations? You're so cruel... tell me, what do I need to do?"

Facing the death knell whose facial expression could not be seen, Wade could only hammer his thigh angrily and stuff the shaken intestines back into his stomach.

"I need you to get an infinity stone and use it to deal with Loki." Su Ming replied softly.

"In 1945? God, I am your devout believer, lost cock, please tell me where to find the infinite stones!" Wade crossed his fingers on his chest and began to pray to God.

He didn't believe in God at all, and even if he seemed to believe it sometimes, it was just to be a beautiful nun in the church choir. If God really exists, it is impossible to give an answer to this kind of thing.

Of course Wade knew that, and he was just explaining in disguise that he couldn't do it.

Anyway, if God doesn't answer, the blame belongs to God. It's not that Deadpool can't do it, it's God's lack of strength. Deadpool is still omnipotent.

Su Ming was not surprised when he saw Wade secretly picking his nose with his index finger while praying.

The infinite gems of this era do exist, but even Su Ming himself doesn’t know where they are. The whole world is specious, and it’s definitely not possible to just apply experience.

But among the many Infinity Stones, there is one that is exclusive to Deadpool. It may be owned by Deadpools in every universe, or it may be a common one for all Deadpools.

"I assume you know the location of a gem, at least in the future."

"Yes, all six glass beads are on the Infinity Gauntlet. I guess they are kept in a studio in Hollywood by a fat middle-aged prop master who eats high-calorie food for three meals. He has unlimited There's a box of gems, just like the candy bowls the dead kids hold in Halloween. Speaking of Halloween, can we go out together and ask for candy next time? We can chop off our own limbs and let them heal and grow new ones. , the new limbs are delicate and delicate, so that we can look like children."

Deadpool looked at his cousin expectantly. Last time he made a similar suggestion to Wolverine, but unfortunately it was rejected. He also falsely accused Deadpool of trying to get his Adamantium alloy skeleton.

Yes, Deadpool planned to play with his claws, but he didn't say not to give it back to him!

"No, not to the level of a movie, a little lower, think traditional."

Su Ming said persuasively that it was thanks to him that he was also an outsider, otherwise it would be really difficult to understand what Deadpool was talking about.

Deadpool pinched his chin. He seemed to remember something. He took out a treasure map from the pouch on his belt.

The above route is as messy as if you hung a piece of coal on the shrunken Ant-Man and then let him run on a white paper for a year.

And I don’t know what the meaning of this black line is, because the x mark marking the treasure location is not connected to the line at all, and there are no indicators on the route.

But Deadpool's eyes fell directly on the place with the black

"Do you want my treasure? If you want it, I'll give it to you. Go find it! I put everything in the world there!"

So the comic editors set out to pursue their dreams on the great route. The era of great comics has arrived!

However, no one was found, and Deadpool's treasure hunt ended in vain...

But when his cousin mentioned it, he also remembered that this was indeed the infinite gem of the supernumerary system.

"You're talking about - 'You can mess with whoever you want, you don't have to take responsibility for the fact, and you can just run away when you're done, it's really exciting' gem?"

Wade also lowered his voice. This was indeed a big secret.

"Well, although it's a spoof gem, your title is too spoofy." Su Ming asked Strangler to help him scratch his face under the mask. He always felt that his eyelids were twitching: "The official name should be 'plot continuity' gem."

Yes, it is a parody gem. Its ability allows people to modify Marvel's plot, and readers will find it very reasonable.

Even if Thanos is choked to death by urine, Odin suddenly turns into a beautiful girl, or the Hulk turns into a sissy, readers will not be suspicious, because under the influence of this gem, the plot is very coherent and logical. sense of nature.

Readers will not express any thoughts such as "Fuck you," "You're a fool," or "Fake squid." Instead, they will feel that the facts should be like this, and the only way the plot can unfold is interesting.

This gem has almost no upper limit of ability, and its power is even higher than other gems. It is also the only gem that can work in the real world, and is useful across the Marvel Omniverse.

The same cannot be said for other gems. They will become useless stones if they leave their respective single universes.

Deadpool once obtained this gem, and Marvel editors knelt down and begged him to give it to them, so that the stories they wrote and the comics they drew would be reasonable no matter what.

The greater the imagination and the lower the moral integrity of the holder, the greater the power of this gem. When in the hands of Deadpool, he was a head taller than the editors, and even Stan Lee dared to shut up when he met him.

It was a black gem that glowed red, like red wine under the moonlight. It was a plug-in given to Deadpool by the editors. The result seemed to be that they forgot that Deadpool could reach reality, and ended up having fun.

However, Deadpool just played casually for a few days and felt that it was too invincible and boring, so he buried the gems and planned to play games with the editors.

It's a pity that the routes on each of his treasure maps are a mess, and each one is different. No one has found this gem at all.

Only he knows where it is.

Originally, to deal with Loki, there was no need to use such a big killer weapon, just throw Deadpool out.

But Loki has shown too many abilities. Su Ming's judgment on his strength has risen again and again. Now he thinks that Loki is probably more than just the God of Stories, and he may have an infinite stone in his hand.

Reality gem.

Because after returning to the underworld again, Loki showed abilities beyond the scope of the God of Stories.

Story arranges the past history of a person or thing, thereby producing a butterfly effect and changing its future state.

However, whether it is turning these undead into half-humans and half-ghosts, or raising the sun in the underworld and creating a world tree, almost all of these changes are immediate.

People tend to say certain perceptions are true, and using the Reality Stone can truly and literally turn those perceptions into reality.

Using it, people can realize any dreams. All scientific codes and natural laws are meaningless in front of it, because it can modify them at will. The Reality Stone is not only able to create illusions that are indistinguishable from reality, as long as it is used If you are willing, it can become a reality.

Su Ming speculated from this that Loki provided energy through the Stone of Destiny to drive the Reality Stone, which is the ether particle, thus turning his idea into reality.

Of course, it could be worse. For example, Loki might have formed an alliance with the future Molecule Man, or deceived the Beyonder, or obtained a certain Cosmic Cube or even the Heart of the Universe.

The Skrulls' Cosmic Cube 'World Shaper' can achieve the same effect as the Reality Stone.

Because of this consideration, Su Ming directly asked his little cousin to use the ultimate move, a 'story continuity' gem that made no sense at all.

Although this is Deadpool's cheat, what is the difference between Little Cousin's cheat and Deathstroke's cheat?

Will Wade be reluctant to use it? Does he think too much about the consequences?

No, the more interesting the world becomes, the better. As long as there is money to be made, his moral bottom line can be adjusted with money.

Wade has always been hovering between sudden wealth and abject poverty. Sometimes a task can earn millions of dollars, which he can spend all in one night.

This girl will get hundreds of thousands, and that girl will get hundreds of thousands. After one night, it will be time for him to find a new job.

But he is happy.

It's not easy to be an Internet celebrity, and I don't know how to do business. I can only maintain my life by killing people and blowing up the earth.

In fact, Wade has a deeper reason for becoming a mercenary. He has always been very smart, so smart that others can hardly imagine. He has a set of theories that look like a lunatic to others.

He has been acting according to his own theory, which is the theory of 'popularity determines lifespan'.

The advantage of being a mercenary is that both good and evil factions have roles, and the chance of appearing is greatly increased, which increases the possibility of gaining popularity.

Could Iron Man appear in a daily X-Men issue? No, but Deadpool can, and it doesn't feel out of place, even though he's not quite a mutant.

Could Black Panther appear in a WWII Hydra story? No, but Deadpool can still do it. He can talk and laugh with any leader of Hydra.

No matter what character's individual magazine readers buy, or what team they like, Deadpool will always appear in it, and there will always be a chance to show his face.

In this way, he got into the personal magazine of the popular Marvel King Spider-Man, got into the Avengers' journal, got into the Guardians of the Galaxy, and got into various teams...

To be seen and loved.

Today's Deadpool is a bit crazy, because he knows that in the Marvel world, a character's survival depends on the popularity of the audience, which is not a strength.

It's just that he's not as crazy as Deadpool from 12101, who wants to kill the world and escape the fate of being watched.

Mercenaries can work part-time as actors. Isn't it the biggest benefit to survive? What about being watched by others?

Even the audiences who observe the Marvel Universe and live in what they consider to be a 'real' universe are actually manipulated by the invisible hand of fate, and are just actors acting for higher-level beings to watch.

Level after level, there is always a higher level, everyone is being watched, and no one can escape.

So there is nothing wrong with being a little paper man in the Marvel universe, because Wade is happy, has money, women, and exciting stories. What is the benefit of pursuing a higher level? Going to work in the Marvel editing room?

Let those problems be left to the melancholy of Thanos to think about. The mercenary should still have fun in time, even if he cannot die, he must have fun!

How many powerful beings have used the walls to serve as backgrounds to supplement the universe settings.

For example, the concept of the universe "Eternity", because he often appears, everyone remembers him, and he also has more opportunities to appear and be remembered.

But there are still seven eternal children, all of whom are not bad in strength, and all of them are conceptual existences...

Who remembers their names?

To be forgotten is to truly die.

So after his cousin "jumps" from DC, will Deadpool miss the opportunity to show his face?

No, this is the reason why he jumped into the Loki storybook. On the day of the big storm in London, he was picked up by Su Ming at the door of Monaco's house.

This is not his active choice, just because he has 'immortality'. According to the theory of cause and effect, this is the result, but it lacks the fundamental reason.

Thanos' curse will not make him truly immortal, because there are many things in the universe that can completely kill Deadpool.

In order to keep him alive, the world took the initiative to insert him into almost all stories, making him gain popularity and achieve the effect of immortality.