The Fall of the Vampire

Everything in "Dragon Babu" begins with the sword fight of Wuliang Jianzong.

The Wuliang Sword Sect was originally divided into three schools: East, West, and North. The Northern School declined, and the East and West Schools had a sword fight every five years.

Although it is a pecking at each other, it is also a serious matter, and well-known people in the Yunnan martial arts will be invited to watch the ceremony.

But this time, an unknown person was brought in by a tea merchant by chance in the sword fight.

If he was just watching the ceremony honestly, no one would notice him, but he has a bad habit of not being able to hold back his laughter.

He laughed out loud when he saw his strange moves in sword fighting.

This smile...it turned into a sand pen.

Others annoyed him for not giving face, so they wanted to do it, but he didn't know it, where he said "You master, I am master", "First, I can't, second, I'm afraid of losing, third, I'm afraid of pain, and fourth, I'm afraid of death" , causing roars of laughter.

In the end, even the "Amitabha Buddha" came out. If it continues, maybe the former Emperor Taizong will come to worship him.

Fortunately, the Wuliang Sword Sect disciple couldn't hold back and interrupted his "chanting" with a slap.

At this time, the onlookers were all dumbfounded. They thought such an arrogant guy was awesome, but it turned out to be just a pretending sand pen.

In fact, it wasn't just them, even Song Yunwu who read the script didn't expect it.

"This guy... is so useless? Then why is he provoking others like this?"

After speaking, she continued to read.

The son who was about to be beaten into a sand pen was rescued by a little loli, and when the little loli was teasing the Wuliang Jianzong, the Shennong gang suddenly came out again, and now the Wuliangjianzong, who was facing the crisis of extinction, didn't care about it anymore. Two guys out.

However, the little Lolita's subsequent conversation drew a lot of foreshadowing. For example, Immeasurable Jade Bi, Misty Peak Vulture Palace, Life and Death Talisman, Tianshan Child Elder and so on.

Afterwards, she took Brother Gongzi and left, but because of Brother Gongzi's heart attack, she wanted to persuade the Shennong Gang. How can this be persuaded? In the end, they had a falling out with the Shennong Gang, and Little Lolita was captured. In order to save her, the son-in-law could only take seven days and go to Little Lolita's hometown to ask for help.

Before leaving, little Lolita specially reminded the young master not to say her surname is Duan. Putting this plot at the end is a kind of broken chapter, which arouses readers' curiosity and makes people itchy and want to watch the follow-up. This is a basic operation for every qualified writer.

No, even Song Yunwu couldn't help asking Ximen Qing: "Why can't the surname be Duan? Does her father have any enmity with the surname Duan?"

"It's a big hatred." Ximen Qing put on a trick and didn't say it directly.

This is a sad story of an honest man helping the rich second generation to take over the business for more than ten years, and finally his wife ran away with the rich second generation, and his adopted daughter was also abducted by the son of the rich second generation.

Miserable is still Zhong Wanchou Miserable, just one name can tell how bitter and vengeful he is, not to mention the prairie above his head, the core character is still "ugly", and his heart is pierced into briquettes.

"This story..." Song Yunwu thought about it for a while. To say how exciting the beginning of this story is, it really doesn't have many tricks. At most, it is to draw the little loli cutely, and draw the interaction between the two more ambiguously. For example, being hit on the chest and touching the face by someone surnamed Duan... In such places, she feels that she can make a book out of her brain.

Ximen Qing said: "This is just the beginning. You draw first, and I will continue to write later. Believe me, this is definitely a good story."

From Ximenqing's point of view, "Tianlong" is definitely the best written book among the fourteen books. Although the foreshadowing at the beginning is a bit long, it is the characteristic of the novels of that era, and the follow-up plot will gradually reflect the aspects of this work.

"Okay then." Song Yunwu was actually quite satisfied with the script, but he was not reconciled because it wasn't particularly amazing.

But since Ximenqing convinced her, she would believe it once.

Ximen Qing went back to continue writing the follow-up, and Song Yunwu also started to paint "Tianlong". The two dead nerds had absolutely no idea of ​​the status quo of "Working Cells" in the outside world.

...

"Hello? Old Qian, I'm out. Yes, the plaster cast on my feet hasn't been removed, but my hands are already sharp."

At the entrance of the hospital, a middle-aged man with a cane got into a taxi, reported his address, and started calling: "I was suddenly inspired in the hospital these days, and I thought of a very good story. Come out and show it to you, it's absolutely awesome."

"What?! This...um, um, uh, okay, okay, then you are busy." The man hung up the phone with a lonely face, as if he had lost hope in life.

"Hey, brother, what's the matter with you?" The driver at the side noticed this and took the initiative to talk.

The man leaned on the back of the chair with blank eyes: "Master, you said that this man is unlucky, does it mean that his teeth are stuck in cold water?"

"It seems that there is a story? How about I come to be an audience? Anyway, when you get off the car, we may never see each other again."

"Hehe, yes," the man thought for a while, and then he told his own story, "About two months ago, I broke up with my girlfriend that night, and she said she had no money, so I took a few I gave her a hundred yuan, but because of this, a group of police rushed in and put me on the bed, and finally arrested me and detained me for half a month."

The driver was surprised: "Why are you arrested? Why?"

"That's right!" the man said angrily, "Is it a problem for the two of us to go to the hotel to have a breakup before breaking up? Is it because we only talked for a few hours that we broke the law? I told them like this, But they didn’t listen at all and just detained me.”

Driver: "Uh... (Is the big health care so literary these days?)"

The man continued: "After half a month, I came out, but my wife wanted to divorce me after she found out about it, and her younger brother even came to my house and beat me up."

"Oh, that's it," the driver said, "This is a bit heavy, and the legs are broken. Even if you are at fault, you can't go too far. This is against the law."

"Oh, no, he hit me on the face, and the swelling has subsided a long time ago."

Driver: "Huh? Then your leg... (Brother, you are wasting my feelings)"

"On the day of my divorce, my cecum suddenly hurt, so I went to the hospital to have the cecum cut," the man narrated, "I could have been discharged from the hospital a long time ago, but the young man who lived in the next bed went crazy that day, shouting 'Egyptian cattle Forced', ran around in the ward, and broke my leg, hey, do you think I was lowered by the pharaoh?"

Driver: "Hehe... (How would I know!? Does Fa Lao always lower his head? What do you think of lowering his head?)"

"Forget it, I went through so many hardships, and I was finally discharged from the hospital. As a result, the serial position was snatched by others. Oh, I forgot to mention that I am actually a manga artist. Are the newcomers now all monsters? Even I can squeeze Drop?! I am not reconciled!"