The Fall of the Vampire

The deceitful Buddha beads can be deceived because they are stored in the body for a long time.

But how easy is it to operate a conceptual thing like "existence"? Ruyi Mountain has a complete set of Buddhist sutra mantras, the whole text is about 3088 characters. Such a long series of mantras must be recited smoothly within 3 seconds in order to fully activate the effect of the deceiving Buddha beads.

And once there is any difference in this, it may cause unpredictable consequences.

Chen Guang has worked hard on this spell. At first, he also suffered a lot, but as his proficiency gradually increased, he was able to stabilize the success rate above 99%.

But today, he was so desperate that he was hit with this 1% chance of failure, which can be said to be bad luck.

Now he only feels severe pain all over his body. According to the experience of previous failures, it should be that the effect of deception is a bit too much.

To explain briefly, that is to say, he just wanted to deceive Song Yunwu's enchantment, but now not only the enchantment, but even the whole world thinks that the Buddhist bead is him.

In this way, if someone hits that Buddhist bead, it is equivalent to hitting the light of dust. Moreover, there are no protective measures on the Buddhist beads, hitting him is completely real damage.

So Chenguang can be said to be in great pain now, as if a knife was being stirred in his stomach.

"What's the matter with you?" Adjani wanted to step forward to help him, but flinched a little. All in all, let's apologize first, "Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean it."

Although she didn't know why Adjani apologized, Chen Guang still said to her: "You...don't... apologize, well, I'm not in a good state today...come back next time."

As he said that, he put his bald head on the ground, put his hands on his stomach, barely stood up, and then limped down the mountain.

When he reached the corner, he still didn't forget to turn his head and say to Adjani: "If you have a daughter next time, remember to let me know!"

"Okay, have a good trip." Adjani waved to him.

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Chen Guang stumbled with his left foot and fell with his right foot.

"Oh--"

You know, after the corner, there is a downhill slope. So Chenguang rolled down the mountain like a ball, unable to stop at all.

Damen Zi didn't intend to stop him either: "This guy really should go to the neurology department."

Adjani was thinking about other things: "Daughter, if you have a daughter, what should you call her? Song Zhenni? It seems a bit ordinary, Song Diya? Why does it sound like Santiago, oops, I should ask the child her father Woolen cloth……"

Thinking about it, her face turned red, and Damen Zi, who was drunk beside her, just made a pair of tomatoes.

...

half an hour later.

"We're back!" The wedding trio returned home smoothly.

The two little ones immediately ran out to greet them: "Sister, you are back~"

"Well, I'm back." Ximen Qing smiled and touched Jin Huiyuan's head, "How did you go so fast? Taking us for a ride saved us from taking so long on the plane."

"Ah?!" Jin Huiyuan was taken aback immediately, "You, you know!?"

Ximen Qing turned her head and glanced at Song Yunwu: "Look, I'll just say it."

Song Yunwu's face was full of disbelief: "You guessed such an outrageous thing."

Qin Yuyao also looked at Jin Huiyuan and Xiaoguai in surprise: "You really did it?"

"Ah! Sister, you lied to me?!" At this time, Jin Huiyuan didn't know that she had been tricked by Ximen Qing.

Ximen Qing said: "If you don't lie, how would you know that you are so courageous, you dare to take Ajiani out."

"Oh~ I'm sorry," Kim Ewon immediately admitted, "I was too worried about my friend."

Seeing this, Xiaoguai hurried over and said: "I suggested it, you can blame me." Being the boss requires the responsibility of the boss.

"That's good," Ximen Qing pinched the little boy's chubby face with a smile, "Since the two of you are so active in admitting your mistakes, you should be punished properly."

Song Yunwu also said with a serious face: "It should be punished, and it will be severely punished. Damen Zi can't let it go, let her be optimistic about Adjani, and this kind of thing happened under her nose, Damen Zi! Damen Where are you?"

Xiaoguai and Jin Huiyuan reached out and pointed at the back of the sofa very synchronously.

Qin Yuyao went over to take a look, and found that Damen Zi had turned into a skeleton at this time, holding a wine bottle in her arms, sleeping soundly.

"Sister Damen is asleep."

Ximen Qing smirked and said: "I've already thought of the punishment for the cute boy, so I'll punish her not to drink or fight landlords for a month!"

"Wow!" Qin Yuyao was startled, "Sister Ximen, are you a devil?"

She subconsciously glanced at the gate purple again, only to see the voice of "uh~uh~" suddenly coming from the mouth of the skeleton, which seemed to be a nightmare.

[Sister Damen, take care of yourself. 】

"As for the two of you~" Ximen Qing looked at Jin Huiyuan and Xiao Guai, her eyes rolled, "Then punish you to wash the mandarin ducks with me, ah—"

Before the word "bath" could be said, Song Yunwu had already hit her on the head with a knife, and she was physically silent.

"I just got tired of drawing manga recently, so I'll punish you two to rub our shoulders for a week," Song Yunwu said, "If you do it again, I'll send you to Adjani's place for a week next time."

"Don't dare, dare not." The two little heads shook like vibrators, like two frightened hamsters.

"That's all right, that's it..." Ximen Qing said and was about to go upstairs.

I haven't had time to play games properly in the past few days, and it turns out that everyone who is charging is just trying to make a fat face. How can it be better to stay at home than to go out to play?

But just as she turned around, Song Yunwu grabbed her by the collar.

"Why the charter woman?"

I saw Song Yunwu reaching out to her: "Shouldn't you give me the script of "Attack on Titan"?"

In order to keep up with the progress of the animation, she has been having a blast recently. She has finished drawing all the scripts given by Ximenqing. Although she can continue to serialize for a while, if there is no new script, she will have nothing to do next.

What's more, the story of the giant is happening at a critical point, and she is also very curious about the next development.

"Bottom? There's nothing below." Ximen Qing said with a sad expression. She was going to look down between her legs, but her breasts were so big that she couldn't see it.

"Huh? No more? What do you mean?" Everyone, including Xiaoguai, Jin Huiyuan, and Qin Yuyao, was dumbfounded.

"If it's gone, it's gone. In other words, it's a eunuch." Ximen Qing said very bachelorly.

After all, she only read about 100 chapters of the manga before she traveled, and she didn't know the plot behind it at all. Although it is possible to cut a wave of leeks by forcing the dog's tail to continue the mink, she thinks it's better to just cut it.

"Then what do you want me to draw next?" Song Yunwu said, "Can't you think of a way to write something more? There are still a lot of holes to fill!"

"I'm out of inspiration. I think it's better not to write some rubbish forcibly." Ximenqing shamelessly found a high-sounding reason, "As for what to draw next, wait for me to give you the script in a few days. There's already a new story in there."

"You are trying to die~" Song Yunwu had no choice but to do so. She can already imagine how fans will react afterwards.

Even a blind person can see how popular the work of Giant is. It is not impossible for a series of peripherals to develop, and its commercial value will be at least 10 figures or even 11 figures.

Such a thing that can be called a "magic work" is actually such a eunuch? Simply insane.

It is estimated that the editorial department of Juvenile Manyou can consider a part-time hardware store in the future, and there will definitely be a lot of blades sent there.

Qin Yuyao was also a little dumbfounded: "Attack on Titan actually wants a eunuch? Oh my god, Sister Ximen is too cruel, fans will cry now."

Fortunately, JOJO is given one by one, even if there is no follow-up, it will not be a eunuch. As for "Pokemon", Ximen Qing also said that it is completely possible to find someone to write it according to the model of a unit drama. Just an elf's idea.

"Sister Yunwu," Qin Yuyao suddenly found another problem, "Then what will happen to your signings in the future? Will readers complain in person?"

Song Yunwu was surprised when she heard the words: "A signing event!? Oh, and this thing, this...forget it, at worst, I won't go to the signing event in the future!"

With that said, she also ran upstairs.

...

Ximen Qing was lying on the bed with a happy smile on his face.

"So the eunuch is so cool."

She also thought about adding an ending to the giant before, but she still couldn't come up with an acceptable ending after losing a lot of brain cells.

Sure enough, only the original author of a work can give a perfect ending. Even if that ending has bugs, it's still better than the other endings.

After all, the story belongs to the original author alone, and it would be another story if another person wrote it.

So, she still made a decision. As soon as this decision came out, he was immediately refreshed and got a high.

"The eunuch is cool all the time, and the eunuch is always cool, so why don't I also be a eunuch in the next movie?"

Ximen Qing thought, maybe he could be named as the head of the Ouchi.

So, what's so good about the new manga? Web text? game? Anime?

"It's best not to be too long, or else I won't be motivated if the novelty is over, Wukong Biography? No, that's too crazy, and if you want to draw this, you have to draw Zixia first, emmmmm, then draw Zixia!"

Ximen Qing's eyes brightened. At least this world was very similar to the earth before she traveled here. "Journey to the West" is also one of the four famous novels of Huaguo.

If you draw "A Chinese Journey to the West" and then make it into an animated movie, maybe it's a bit of a mess.

"I just don't know if there are any experts who have come to make a whole wave of adaptations, are they not random compilations, and jokes are not nonsense?"