The Female Lead Is A Lesbian

"Wait, " a harsh whisper came behind Zoey.

"Ladies and gents. I present to you another cliche situation where I'm prevented from leaving. Here we go again, " Zoey rolled her eyes.

She turned back to see, Cecilia in her wobbly glory.

" Yes?" Zoey asked with an eyebrow raised.

She puffed out through the nose and licked her lips. "Look, say whatever you want about me. Ok? But leave Mona out if it. Please, the stress isn't good for her. I'm begging you, just leave her alone."

Zoey smirked and chimed, " I'll think about it."

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. WAIT."

"One wait is enough darling, " Zoey said.

" Not for you it isn't. Look what do you want? I can get it for you! What do you want? Uh-, information!

Like that professor who harassed you. She's on, well, was on, the s.e.x offenders' registry. She's a pedo. She's been kicked out of high schools for f.u.c.k.i.n.g the students.

Middle schools and even elementary schools. She's a total horny perv.

She was hired by the school because she was easy to bribe and someone promised to get her off the list. She's a bitch and gets paid to be one to the poor kids." Cecilia explained.

"Wow. Didn't except that. I was just gonna sabotage her car, so she got in a fiery crash and would spend the rest of her life in a wheelchair. " Zoey thought.

" Ok? Remind me. Why are you telling me this for again?" Zoey asked.

"So that you leave Mona alone."

"Ok? But why do you care?"

"Because, " her eyes softened, " Because she's sweet. She's kind, she's caring. Forget the side you know. The side I know is just some scared little girl trying to get through life.

And I promised that I would always be there to protect her. And I failed. So I'm going to do it now. Please let me protect her. I'll do anything."

She stared at Zoey with glassy eyes filled with emotion.

"Hmm... Nah. Not my problem." Zoey shrugged. You could beat her with a pity stick and she wouldn't feel a damn thing.

"Look, look, look, look, look."

"Again, one 'look' is enough." Zoey spat.

"Look, I will do anything you say. I will become your slave if I have to.

You and Marvin are planning on taking Rose down right? I can help. If not, I can help you take down someone else. I will spill my entire body out to you.

Please! I'll go undercover. I'll become a nun. I'll give you my kidneys, my uterus, my eggs.

I will lick gutter water off your shoes. I'll become a hooker. I'll take the wrap for a murder!"

She got on her knees and clapped her hands together.

"I will scoop out my own eyes. I will bite my tongue off. I will throw myself off a bridge.

Money? I'll sell the clothes off my back.

Information? Just pick the time and place. It could be in the middle of the road at rush hour for all I care. I'll tell you everything about anyone.

Just tell me what you want. What you need. Anything, and I shall die getting it for you.

Just, please. Please. I am begging you here."

She lowered her forehead down to the floor.

"I am willing to call you master. If you just leave that sweet girl alone. Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please."

Cecilia just began to beg only using the word, please and banging her head on the floor. She didn't seem intent on stopping either.

"I dunno. Can I handle training another lackey? So what if she makes a cute ship? Could she handle it?

Eh, she doesn't plan on stopping. And I could use all the help I could get. Plus, with a little time management, I could get it done.

Ah, why not?" Zoey thought.

" Fine."

Cecilia looked up from the floor with a huge red mark on her forehead and tears slipping down her cheeks. Making her makeup run.

"Really? You're sure?"

" Are you saying you don't want too anymore? Cause that's fine-"

"No, no, no, no. Thank you. Thank you so much. I promise I won't let you down."

"Yeah. Just don't do that again and keep your promise to follow my every order. Also, one 'no' is enough, do you have OCD or something?"

" Yes, I promise." She nodded her head so furiously she almost got a nosebleed.

"I'll call you. Don't do anything stupid." Zoey hissed.

She finally got out of there and let out a relieved sigh.

"So much drama.

Dear author, it's your favorite little fourth wall breaker here. I know this shtick might be getting annoying for some. But I don't give a single little f.u.c.k bitches.

Yeah, I'm talking to the f.u.c.k.i.n.g readers too. You f.u.c.k.i.n.g heard me. Got a problem? (A/N Totally joking here. Love you all.)

But I gotta ask how many more people are going to be my quote-unquote slaves. Willingly? I'm cool with it but if you're gonna make me a Dom. At least give me some leather pants.

Or a whip.

Oooh! Or one of those kinky paddles. Yeah."

... Damn it, Zoey really gets on my nerves.

Ah! *Ahem*. Ignore that last bit.

*Ahem*

Zoey was back to her timid demeanor and roaming the halls to her next class.

She only had one more class and that was it for the day.

" Sky how's Stone doing?"

[Drug's still taking its course. He's still thrashing about like crazy. It should take full effect tomorrow.]

"Good. Now I can put my feet up at Noah's. I need a goddamn break."

Zoey grumbled in her head. She would totally start training Cecilia and Marvin tomorrow.

But today she was trying to get through her classes and then go stuff her face.

She ignored the comments on how hot she was and quickly arrived at her destination.

She put her hand on the door and tried to push in but the door was locked.

"Huh?"

She jiggled the handle a bit but if she went any harder she'd break the whole door.

"Class is canceled today."

"Oh, " Zoey whispered and let go of the handle. She looked a little embarrassed but her head was a pep rally.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Yas! Yas! Oooh-wee! Oooh-wee! Oooh-wee! Oooh-wee!

F.u.c.k, yes! This is awesome! Thank you, you c.o.c.k s.u.c.k.i.n.g p.u.s.s.y licker!"

The c.o.c.k s.u.c.k.i.n.g p.u.s.s.y locker Zoey was referring to. Was the boy who told her class was canceled, Simon. (A/N Rose's boyfriend Zoey's ex)

"Thank you for telling me. Goodbye."

Zoey turned to walk away before Simon had the chance to say-. "Wait."

"Damn it!" Zoey had the urge to throw herself to the floor like a toddler. She was so frustrated she could throw up acid. "Let me go! I even thanked you. You slimy little bitch!"

"Yes?" Zoey asked quietly.

"Well, it's just-. I don't-. *Sigh* You look really nice today. " He said sheepishly. His ears even turned red.

"A How sweet of you to say. Go die. S.l.u.t." Zoey sweetly tittered to herself.

"Thank you." She mumbled quietly. She pointed her face down and her eyes went dull.

"Oh, looks like Simon's going in."

"Isn't he dating Rose though?"

" Rose is a lying bitch."

"So what? Even if she is, it doesn't change the fact that he's trying to be a man whore."

"But can you blame him though. He and Rose probably called it quits and then Zoey turns up looking like a snack."

The whispers annoyed the both of them. But they weren't accurate nor false.

Rose had stopped speaking to Simon making him consider breaking up. But when he saw Zoey, he was mesmerized by her beauty.

She looked so different from before. Like a dark angel. He wondered if he made a mistake in choosing which sister to date.

With her unique cotton candy eyes and ginger hair. She looked like a beautiful fairy.

So he decided to approach her. His motives were unclear even to himself. He knew he needed to talk to her.

So Simon suggested, " How about we talk alone? I wanted to-,"

Zoey quickly cut him off. " Sorry, I have to go. I have an appointment. Goodbye."

"Ah! But-"

Zoey was gone in a flash leaving Samuel to bite his lip frustrated.

"Did I make a mistake?" He wondered clenching his fist. "If I did. I'll fix it. Just you wait, I'll repair that hole in your heart, Zoey."

~

Meanwhile, Zoey was feeling a similar way as she rushed outside. "Ugh! How many male leads are gonna show up before I get Annie back!? Ten!? TWENTY!? FIFTY!?

So annoying! Stop trying to stick your d.i.c.ks in strange that's not yours assholes!"

Zoey arrived outside of the school building after sprinting out of there. She fixed herself up and was more determined to loosen up more than ever.

"I'll deal with it tomorrow. Tomorrow not today. I'm not a bad bitch today, I'm a calm bitch, " she breathed out. She wasn't going to let a few bumps in the road stop her from being lazy.

So she pushed everything to the back of her mind and began the journey to Noah's house.