The Fifth Point Guard

Chapter 496 James’ first kiss on the court (second update)

Stoudemire was indeed shocked by Shentong's words, but there was actually something even more shocking.

Xiaosi lowered his head and looked at Shentong's pants.

The bulge in the crotch is a bit exaggerated.

It is not an exaggeration to say that the old trees have deep roots.

Compared with Shentong, the Italian gun that Stoudemire has always been proud of can only be regarded as a small caliber.

In fact, Shentong himself did not realize it.

Before the game, he stuffed the prop "Sound Wave Sponge" into his pants.

Because the left-hand dunk just now caused cheers from the audience, the sponge that absorbed a lot of sound waves instantly became extremely swollen.

That's why the shorts are pushed up.

However, as the sponge gradually absorbed Yinlang completely, Shentong's shorts gradually disappeared.

Shentong walked away from Stoudemire with his head held high, and bumped Stoudemire's chest as he passed by.

In view of the momentum that Shentong was exuding at this time, Xiao Si didn't dare to react in any way.

After high-fiving with Shentong, James gave Stoudemire a meaningful look.

Those eyes seemed to be able to speak.

Hey, you idiot, the more cruel thing is yet to come!

Xiaosi slapped his face hard with both hands, shook his head, and roared in a low voice to cheer up.

Barkley explained: "For players like Shentong, you shouldn't use provocation. This trick may be effective for those second-rate stars and can disturb their minds, but for first-rate stars like Shentong or even super giants, it is difficult to change What will come can only be a more severe blow.”

Smith said: "If it were you, what would you do?"

"Of course he used a rainbow fart. Anyone who has played with Michael knows that only a rainbow fart can guard against a superstar."

After Shentong's dunk, the Suns immediately created a singles opportunity for Stoudemire.

In the NBA league, there are two ways to respond to an opponent's provocation.

The first is to find trouble and start a fight to let your opponent know that you are not someone to be bullied. The second is to respond with your performance on the court and let your opponent know the consequences of provoking you.

Of course, except for some militants or those with really bad tempers, most players use the second method.

Stoudemire faced Varejao after getting the ball.

A tough back kick.

"Dong dong dong"

It was a crashing sound as it hit Varejao's chest.

Approaching the basket, Stoudemire turned around and picked the basket with one hand.

Varejao fell down.

Although the ball did not cause the referee to blow the whistle, it successfully attracted Stoudemire's attention.

At this moment, James jumped out of nowhere and smashed the ball directly like he was playing volleyball!

If Stoudemire dunked hard in front of James just now, then James' block on Stoudemire's head was so fierce.

After landing, James immediately rushed forward.

Before running away, he also dropped a sentence: "Cleveland not only has STO, but also the chosen one, LeBron James!"

Like a running back running straight into the heart of the sun.

Wagner passed the ball across the middle under Nash's nihilistic pressure, and James flew directly after receiving the ball.

Put your left hand behind your head, stretch your right hand as much as you can, and slam the ball into the basket!

The fans at the scene were in high spirits again.

Stoudemire was still angry at first, but he accidentally caught a glimpse of Shentong's shorts.

The mood was shaken instantly.

The moment James finished the dunk, Stoudemire was surprised to see a sudden bulge in Shentong's shorts.

Stoudemire: "."

Is this okay?

Although the Suns gave the Cavaliers, who were playing at home, a showdown at the start of the game, the Cavaliers quickly attacked the Suns in a variety of ways after the timeout.

For example, tough frontal counterattacks by Shentong and James.

For example, the psychological impact caused by the bulge in Shentong's fanzhi pants.

After the first quarter, the Cavaliers came from behind and ended the first quarter 31-30.

Barkley commented: "Shoudemire's performance was indeed amazing at the beginning, but he was very unwise to provoke Shen and LeBron. Look at the eyes of those two people after being provoked. I have already said that this is unwise. , but then Steve Nash stabilized the situation. Like Jason Kidd who left the Suns for the Nets, he immediately transformed a bottom team into a championship-worthy team after changing teams. Team, the 30-year-old Nash formed the MSN combination with the young Stoudemire and Marion, and under the leadership of D'Antoni, they used bombardment tactics. The Cavaliers were obviously prepared for this game and played at the same pace. It was very fast and came from behind before the end of the first quarter, leading the Suns by 1 point."

Smith said: "The Cavaliers can compete with the Suns mainly because the Cavaliers have two stars, Shentong and James. Secondly, the speed of Dajuan Wagner, who gradually increased his worth last season, also made Steve helpless. Basically, the Cavaliers and Suns It was a blowout in the first quarter. Although it could be seen that the Cavaliers wanted to drag the Suns into a position battle when defending, the Suns did not fall for it."

At the beginning of the second quarter, Joe Johnson reappeared and scored a three-pointer with an assist from Nash.

The Suns immediately took the lead by 2 points.

The second quarter was almost a shooting training match. The shooting percentages of both sides were quite high, and the point difference was always within 5 points.

But a very exciting scene still happened in this section.

While everyone was trying to shoot, James shamelessly used breakthrough layups over and over again.

Marion had to strengthen his defense against James.

result

James hit Marion on a breakaway.

Marion did not flinch, but instead faced him.

The bodies of both parties collided solidly.

At the same time as the body was in contact, James' mouth actually hit Marion's mouth.

The originally noisy scene fell silent for an instant.

James and Marion stood stunned on the spot, then turned around at the same time and made vomiting movements.

Then the whole audience burst into laughter.

Xiaosi almost laughed out loud when he saw this funny scene, but accidentally caught a glimpse of Shentong again.

What shocked him was that Shentong's pants actually pushed up again!

It's not a big deal for Shentong to push up so frequently, but every scene of the bump makes Stoudemire feel very uneasy.

Who is this guy?

From that moment on, Stoudemire's attention was not focused on the basketball, but on Shentong's crotch.

Shentong probably didn't expect that the "sound wave sponge" he accidentally stuffed would distract Stoudemire's attention on the court. This can be regarded as an unexpected surprise.

Although James felt particularly nauseous, he still puffed out his mouth and put the ball in under the basket.

Buckley was stunned.

"What happened just now? It's really eye-catching. LeBron and Sean really kissed?"

Smith nodded and said, "This should be their first kiss on the court."

Buckley showed a disgusted expression and said: "Oh, they can actually do such a thing, it's really tasteful."

Smith smiled and said to Buckley: "Compared to kissing a donkey's butt?"

Barkley: "."

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