Siyu changed clothes, and the three heroes turned their backs and put on their underwear. I really didn’t forget to entertain and educate. I brought along not only wine, but also dried fried fish and pickles. There were two in a jar. A live fish asked them what they were doing, but they all laughed without answering.

Ruan Xiaowu changed his clothes and said, "It's a pity that I didn't pull Brother Xiang into the water today, or we would be able to meet each other'sincerely'."

Ruan Xiaoer said: "Does Xiang Brother know how to swim?"

Zhang Shun glared at him vigorously and said, "Brother Xiang will not be trapped in Wujiang if he can swim."

I couldn't help but say: "Hurry up, don't open the pot and lift the pot."

We came to the stadium. Ni Siyu was already waiting there. She wore a playful little floral skirt, with a bulging chest, and she looked petite and cute, with high morale. I found that she was much happier than before. She raised her head to look at Xiang Yu and exclaimed: "Ah, you are so tall, I will call you big brother from now on."

Her words reminded me of Guo Xiang, Yang Guokuo waited for the little dragon girl for 16 years and Xiang Ji for two thousand years. I carried Xiang Yu and said: "From now on, your screen name will be called'Dare to laugh at Yang Guo not infatuated'."

Xiang Yu said strangely: "Who is Yang Guo?" He strode, Ni Siyu followed closely, and it was obvious that he could see the unfavorable grip on his legs.

I whispered: "Brother Yu, go slowly."

Xiang Yu also found Ni Siyu's walking posture very awkward, and asked: "Do you have a problem with your legs?"

I coughed.

Ni Siyu didn't care, and said, "Yes, I got sick since I was a child."

Xiang Yu hummed, his steps were not slow at all, and said: "In the past, there was a small soldier under my account who also had a sick leg. One time, his sick leg was interrupted by the enemy when we were in a battle, and he got better after catching it-you Do you want to try?"

Ni Siyu was surprised and said: "Is there such a thing?" She has been staring at Xiang Yu curiously since we came out, and now she is walking slantingly, still looking at her "big brother" from time to time.

Xiang Yu said naturally: "In fact, it is a good thing for people to be a little sick. We couldn't eat well and sleep well at that time. Fighting with people every day, you will find out over time. The thinnest or disabled people in the past can often live to the end. , Because they knew that they couldn't make it. If they didn't work hard to become stronger, they would have to die. After several years of fighting, these guys have become officers one by one, killing people swiftly." Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers nodded again and again.

Although Ni Siyu could not understand what he was talking about, he was thoughtful. She smiled and said, "Big brother, next time you come to see me for a swim, I will catch live fish in the water for the show, but none of the people in my dad's team can do it."

I finally know what those two live fish are for.

Soon Ni Siyu sneaked up to me and whispered: "Big brother is a underworld?"

I told her: "Big brother is bragging B.

We walked to the opposite side of the stadium and visited a few sports stores. How can we sell suits? I suddenly realized that we were cheated by that shopping guide? Have you ever seen a suit that sells basketball and volleyball?

Ni Siyu heard that we were going to buy suits and said loudly: "Why didn't you say that the store is not here." She led us into an alley and into a tailor shop. The tailor looked like a southerner, and knew Ni Siyu and greeted her warmly. Then he glanced at Xiang Yu, smiled and said, "Is it here to make a custom-made suit again?"

I saw that his clothes hangers were covered with straight suits, which were generally much larger than ordinary suits. It seemed that he had received many tall Malaysian sports students. I asked him, "Do you have any ready-made ones? We need them urgently."

The tailor said embarrassingly: "The ones that come here are all made-to-order. You must go to the specialty store to buy ready-made ones. What else do you want me to do?"

Xiang Yu grabbed a coat from the highest shelf, compared it with him, and then stretched out his hand to put it on. We were pleasantly surprised to find that this one was actually suitable.

The tailor hurriedly said: "That one was ordered by someone else, so I will make it."

Xiang Yu didn't listen, and stretched out his hand: "Where are the pants?"

The tailor said anxiously: "Didn't I tell you. This is something someone else made."

Ruan Xiaoer said: "I think it's been placed here all the time, you said that deliberately when you want to raise the price."

The tailor laughed and said: "Brother, I have nothing to do with such a big suit. What do you put here for sale as a cloak with sleeves?"

I knew what he said 80% of the time was true, and asked him: "When does the person who ordered this dress want it?"

"tomorrow."

"Really such a coincidence?"

"Isn't it? That's why I hung it up. If you don't believe me, he put my shirt and shoes together, the whole set."

Ruan Xiaowu grabbed the shirt and shoes and handed them to Xiang Yu, saying, "Then our province ran away."

The tailor almost burst into tears and said, "That person will really come and fetch it tomorrow. What do you want me to do?"

I asked him: "How long do you make such a suit?"

The tailor probably saw my heart softest, crying and said: "It will take at least a week."

I said, "Then you can just let him come and fetch it in a week, right?"

Only then did the tailor realize that I was the worst of this group of people, and there was still something to be said for others to rob, and I was stubbornly harassing my face. He turned to ask Ni Siyu: "These are all your friends?"

It's broken, Ni Siyu wants to say that it is too bad to know us.

The little girl is clever: "No, I don't know them."

The tailor sat down on the ground. Zhang Shun said, "Hurry up and take out your pants."

The tailor got up and took out his pants, and smiled bitterly, "I will give you all, anyway." Xiang Yu carried a bunch of things into the back room and exchanged them.

I put 2,000 yuan on the table and asked the tailor:

The tailor glanced at it and said, "The money is enough, but a few bosses, you don't want to think that I can afford to support this dress?"

Zhang Shun said, "Then you can tell him that you have been robbed?"

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Then he has to believe it too. Haven't he heard that a big man has great wisdom? "

I said, "Then let's do you a favor, and he may believe it if you copy it in a mess."

The tailor hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm afraid of you. You can leave as soon as the eldest brother inside puts on his clothes."

As soon as the inner door opened, Xiang Yu walked out. He unnaturally tugged at the bottom corner of his clothes, and asked timidly: "Can this be done?"

We were all stunned.

Standing in front of us was a handsome and vigorous man. His straight suit hooked his broad shoulders and thick back, and his waist and abdomen were stunned. It showed that he had good living habits and a strong physique. He did not wear a tie. Divided into unruly and open-minded, coupled with Xiang Yu's iron-like sideburns and deep eyes, he is more like a hero at this time.

Ni Siyu covered her mouth for a long time, and finally said foolishly: "Big brother, you are so handsome."

Brothers Zhang Shun and Ruan family looked at Xiang Yu while holding their cheeks, and said, "It seems we should also do a set."

I took a look at their big trousers and small vests and said: "Forget it, you still have a bit of bandit temperament. Wearing a suit is the whole thing to watch."

The tailor also nodded and said, "This suit is really good-looking for you. If you are willing to leave a deposit, I can make another one for you."

As I paid for it, I said, "Don't set it up. It will be 4 times according to the season. This is the deposit."

After we went out, Ni Siyu asked, "Where are we going now?"

Zhang Shun said: "It's not us, it's us, you should go home, or your father should talk about you again."

Ni Siyu looked at his watch and said, "It's still early. Besides, Dad knows that I am with the three masters and feels relieved."

I said, "You are definitely not your father's biological person. I want to have such a beautiful girl. All male animals must be kept ten feet away, otherwise they will be served by bricks." I suddenly realized the happiness of Baozi's father: many provinces. Heart, don't worry that men are greedy for their daughter's beauty and play with her feelings. According to genetics. I want to have a daughter with Baozi, and I also have 50% worry-free capital. But if that daughter looks like me, I should worry again: I definitely can't get married.

Ni Siyu coquettishly said: "I will follow you."

Zhang Shun said: "We are going to take a bath!"

Ni Siyu: "Then I will help you look at the clothes."

Ruan Xiaoer said, "We're going to visit the brothel!" But he didn't even believe what he said. How could a visit to the brothel be so rigorous. The correct way to say it should be to covertly say: "We are going to wash our hair... …"

I raised a slap to scare her: "Go, don't go and spank you again." Then I took a real glance at her small butt, which must be very elastic. Maybe you can snap your hands back if you shoot it up?

Ni Siyu smiled and ran to Xiang Yu, took his arm and said, "Big brother, Xiaoqiang bullied me." Xiang Yu pulled his arm back and said, "He dare not."

I pointed to her and said, "Don't take the opportunity to take advantage of your elder brother, he is already well-known."

"Ah, is she pretty?" Ni Siyu asked Xiang Yu.

I said first: "Then you need to ask? My sister-in-law is a beautiful woman who is full of the country and the city, and has a charm. How is it like you, a silly girl."

At this time, Ruan Xiaowu finally thought of the killer's skill, and said to Ni Siyu: "We are going to drink, do you dare to go?"

Unexpectedly, Ni Siyu said excitedly: "Okay, good. Just drink the one you drank last time."

Since we couldn't get rid of this little tail, we had to take her and drove straight to the reverse of time.

Sanxiong met Zhu Gui and Du Xing, and they really made friends, and Zhang Qing and Yang Zhi went out into the wild again. Because of Ni Siyu's presence, I didn't introduce him to Xiang Yu formally, and asked him, "Is there still a box?"

Zhu Gui led us to a small bag, brought a few jars of "five-star juniper" and went to work again.

Xiang Yu took off his coat as soon as he entered the box. The lumps collapsed the shirt tightly, and the momentum was overwhelming. Ni Siyu said enviously: "Big brother, how do you practice land?"

I slapped her and said, "What are you asking, do you want to practice like this?" Ni Siyu glared at me, quietly blushing. Because of her presence, the heroes have a lot to say, and can only chat with Xiang Yu.

I glanced at Ni Siyu. Then he gave Zhang Shun a wink. Zhang Shun understood, poured the wine, and smiled: "Xiao Yu, after learning from Master these days, do you think you have made progress?"

Ni Siyu said: "More than that, it's fast, and now even my dad envy me."

Zhang Shun picked up the wine and said, "Well, let's make a bowl just for your academic success."

Ni Siyu touched him and drank it all in one fell swoop. Zhang Shun sat down and touched Ruan Xiaoer with his elbow. Ruan Xiaoer immediately stood up and said, "The second master also respects you."

Ni Siyu smiled and drank to the end again, her face was neither red nor white, when did this girl drink so well? It must be nurtured by the bandits.

Ruan Xiaowu didn't need to be signaled by others. As soon as he stood up with the bowl, Ni Siyu said, "I respect Master Wu for this bowl."

Then Zhang Shun immediately found the cause and said: "Why do you respect the first two bowls by me and the second master, and when it is your turn to respect the fifth master?"

Ni Siyu respected Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer again without frowning. At this moment, there was a sign of pour. I winked at Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu had to pick up a bowl of wine, thought for a long time, and said, "Come on, drink. "Everyone is dizzy.

Ni Siyu blushed after drinking the last bowl, stood up with a slap on the table, and said with great pride: "I must win the championship!" Ruan Xiaowu shook his head slightly and put his arm behind her, the next second As expected, Ni Siyu softened into Ruan Xiaowu's arms. Ruan Xiaowu put her on the sofa and put a dress on her. Then he sat back and said cheerfully, "Come on, let's talk about us."

I pointed at them and said indignantly: "You are so unkind!"

They said in unison: "Get out!"

Zhang Shun held the wine and said, "Brother Xiang, even though some people call us

I admire the heroes the most. Among the predecessors, the one I admire the most is you, the second master Yu Guan. "

Xiang Yu said: "Who is Guan Yu?"

Ruan Xiaoer hadn't figured out the situation, and said in surprise: "Big Brother Xiang doesn't even know Guan Erye?"

I said, "Nonsense, don't you know Li Chuang Wang and Hong Xiuquan, do you know who Lei Feng is?"

Ruan Xiaowu: "Who is Leifeng?"

I waved my hand depressedly: "Let's only talk about the predecessors, only the predecessors."

After drinking a bowl of wine, Zhang Shun wiped his mouth and said, "Big Brother Xiang, tell us how you fought in the war back then?"

Xiang Yu said lightly: "There is nothing to say. I will wait until the opponent's platoon is over, shout to kill, and rush up first. My horse is fast. When the opponent's camp is in chaos, my people will catch up and conceal the murder, and then I will win. , The rest is cleaning the battlefield, I will go back alone to drink."

Zhang Shun and the others were dumbfounded. After a long time, Ruan Xiaoer took a sip and praised: "It's really a hero!" Ruan Xiaowu said, "Big Brother Xiang is really worthy of the first overlord of the ages."

Xiang Yu chuckled: "What overlord, studying martial art strategy, nothing can be achieved, but only a bit of brute force."

I said in amazement: "When did you become so humble? The history books say that you are domineering and self-serving, and finally let Bangzi rush to the edge of the Wujiang River. It is also said that you are dead in the sky. You are not a crime of war. It is really narcissism. The arrogance is extreme."

When Xiang Yu slapped the table, we were all shocked, thinking that he was going to be stubborn, but he said loudly, "All right!"

We all fainted, and Zhang Shun bitterly said: "This kid Liu Bang is too nasty. I have to beat him when I saw him." In fact, he had met Liu Bang in school.

Xiang Yu shook his hand and said: "Don't mention him again. We are even. I have thought about it. Liu Bang has been ambitious since the day he started his army. He has Zhang Liang and Han Xin to help. He has three chapters with the people, and good faith with counselors. He knew it from the beginning. What I want is the world, but I am brutal with the people, and have little favors with my subordinates. I am proud of myself. Even if I seize the world, I am just a generation of tyrants. Human. It’s not a great weapon."

Zhang Shun and the others didn't take it seriously, and smiled: "Our sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, we are living for fun, come to Brother Xiang and drink!"

Bah, who and your quack children, a living bandit.

I cautiously said to Xiang Yu: "In an interview, when did your mentality start to change?" Before he could speak, I slapped my thigh and said, "As soon as you and your sister-in-law separated, you realized it, right. It seems Brother Yu You are also a person with the roots of wisdom, so why don't you call it Monk Zhishen from now on." 93b30

Ruan Xiaoer said: "Brother Xiang, let's tell the story with his sister-in-law."

Ruan Xiaowu said, "That's right, start with how you met your sister-in-law."

This is also what I am very interested in. Before, I dared not ask him, because I was afraid of his sadness. Now that Yu Ji has found it, I might as well listen to their love history.

Xiang Yu saw that we were all waiting for him with scorching eyes and said, taking a sip of wine to moisturize his throat, Ruan Xiaoer was afraid that he would interrupt his thoughts by pouring the wine. Do it in a hurry.

"...I was still in Wuzhong, and every day was a group of Ding Lianwu drinking. Although I lived a happy life, my strength was not good, and my life was not happy.

"When I know that after the Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprising, the world has been in chaos, and refugees from all directions continue to flee from the famine. The prefect of our city is called Yintong. Not only is he faint and incompetent, but also timid, he ordered the city gate to be closed, and the refugees are there. I wailed outside the city, and got up more and more day by day. Tonight, watching the fleeing army from the back of the battlements, came intermittently. Tomorrow we will come together again and we can’t see the head anymore. At this time, my uncle told me that the time to raise the matter has arrived. I dare not. I said I couldn't wait a long time ago, but he said that I had to wait a few days to prepare.

"I was impatient, so I rode a horse by myself and left after being able to use my gun."

Ruan Xiaoer said strangely: "Where have you been?" Ruan Xiaowu also said, "Yes."

Xiang Yu smiled slightly: "Naturally, I went to kill Yin Tong. My uncle said that he had too many guards. If you want to succeed, you need to plan a good plan to kill him."

Ruan Xiaoer stunned and said, "Are you going to kill him alone? How many guards does he have?"

Xiang Yu said: "About a few hundred."

Ruan Xiaowu asked: "You... are all killed?"

Zhang Shun pinched the necks of him and Ruan Xiaowu and protested, "You two shouldn't interrupt, okay?"

Xiang Yu continued: "I didn't kill many, most of them ran away-I came to the prefectural palace and saw the palace gate open. In those days, because of the turmoil of the situation, Yin Tong often called his guards to practice. I rode in directly, but I didn’t see Yin Tong. Only one adjutant was practicing. I knocked the mansion door with a gun. Before I could speak, I saw two women chasing a girl with a bamboo chase. Running out from the depths of the garden, the girl was dressed in dance clothes and covered with dancing ears. She trembled so beautifully when she ran."

Ruan Xiaoer said excitedly: "It's my sister-in-law! Brother Xiang, why was my sister-in-law chased by someone?"

Xiang Yu was full of tenderness and said slowly: "Ayu was bought by Yintong since she was a child. First she was a maid, and then she was smart and told her to learn to do Kako. When Ayu was 16 years old, Yin Tong became lustful,~ so There is that scene-I will never forget the first time I saw her, although her face was covered with blood, but she still smiled indifferently, as if the two puppies and kittens she raised were chasing her. .

"Ayu is about to run out of the gate of the inner garden. The two women yelled, and the two guards crossed the entrance of the garden with a long Ge. Ayu lay down on the entrance of the garden and suddenly saw me, and was taken aback. Then her eyes never left my face again, no matter how the two women beat her behind her, she just smiled like that."

I wondered: "Is Yu Ji a mentally retarded child?" I couldn't help asking, "Brother Yu was so handsome back then?"

Xiang Yu's eyes were bright, and he was a little embarrassed to say: "I was just 24 years old, wearing a sterling silver armor, and a scarlet cloak on the back of a horse."

Zhang Shun couldn't wait, and said, "What happened later?"

"Ayu looked at me like that, but I didn't forget what I was doing. I knocked on the door with my gun again. Then four soldiers came over. They saw that I dared to ride into the Taishou Mansion and ran over with a shout. To kick me off the horse, I just swiped the gun like this, and their heads shattered, and they fell to the ground with a thunder, splashing blood and brains on my horse bell and one of my boots. They Suddenly there was a mess, and the two women didn’t care about Ayu. They howled and ran inside like a pig. I threw the big gun out without even thinking about it. The gun pierced a woman on the ground. With a rushing sound, he plunged into the ground for a long time, and the woman was still stomping on the ground to keep her escape posture until she died."

Ruan Xiaowu couldn't help saying: "There are hundreds of enemies in front of you, but you threw the gun out first? What about the other woman?"

"The other woman watched her companion being nailed to the ground and was still struggling. She stared to death. I later defended myself in front of everyone, saying that I was afraid that the two women would go back and report the letter to Yintong, but I I can't fool myself, I just hate them for bullying Ayu."

Ruan Xiaowu asked again: "The sister-in-law, you shouldn't be frightened by this scene, after all, it's a girl's house."

Xiang Yu smiled and said: "Ayu is not scared at all. I killed the four soldiers and she didn't respond. When I shot my wife, the gun shot from her face and brushed her hair. Then he looked at me in surprise with his mouth covered. The expression was like a child seeing an adult easily doing something he couldn't do. There was envy and curiosity as well as excitement and joy.

"I killed several people with my hands up, and Yintong's guards immediately surrounded me layer by layer. The long green trees stood like autumn weeds. I was not riding a black horse at the time. The horse was frightened and jumped. After all, I simply jumped off the horse and slashed with a sword, no matter what I encountered. The spears, iron swords, heads and shoulders were all flattened. A dozen people were killed in a blink of an eye."

Zhang Shun raised his neck and drank the wine in the bowl, and sighed, "What a good man!"

"I was killing while looking at the garden entrance, and I saw Ayu leaning on the wall at the garden entrance, putting her hand under her chin, looking at me with a smile. I killed it intentionally or unintentionally, and she looked After a while, he turned around and ran away.

"I felt lost in my heart, and the murder was even worse. The blood of those people sprayed on my body one by one, and finally a bag was saved in the cuff, and I took the time to fall to the ground with a crash."

Zhang Shun and the others listened attentively. I said, "Brother Yu, let's omit a few words here, brothers are nauseous."

Xiang Yu smiled faintly and said: "At this moment, I suddenly heard Ayu's voice saying,'Hey, come here.' I began to think I was a bad listener. I cut down a few people and looked again, and saw Ayu ran into the garden. In front of her gun, she was babbling and pulling out. Seeing that I was looking at her, she winked at me mischievously and said, "Get out," I was in a good mood. I swung the sword and killed a few people."

I thought to myself: If you are in a good mood, kill a few more people. If you are in a bad mood, you will kill a few more people.

"You know, my gun weighs a hundred jin, and Ayu is only 16 years old. When she came, she moved the tail of the gun to this side, halfway to rest. Then he dragged the gun to the garden in one breath. She said: "Hey, come here." I ran over with a few strides. She carried the gun on the immature shoulder and said to me laboriously: "You use this to kill them." I deliberately refused to accept it. , Smiled and asked her why, she scoffed at me, and then joyfully said:'I like watching you make guns'."

I laughed a few times. It's so ambiguous-I like to watch you make a gun, hehe.

Xiang Yu's face was filled with extremely happy expression, he drank the wine in the jar, and said: "I took the gun with one hand, and danced a spear shot casually, sweeping the guards down, and Ayu immediately rejoiced infinitely. Say:'Yes, that's it.'

"Yin Tong's guards were still pouring up from all directions, and I was a little tired, so I lowered my body and leaned against the wall, accompany her face to face, I put one hand behind my head, and the other hand took a gun casually. Rowing the little soldiers, their corpses piled higher and higher, and gradually became a gangster."

The Ruan brothers slapped another jar of wine, and they shouted with excitement.

My heart is so good, he is obviously playing cool MM, he is still chic, I use double guns...

Xiang Yu continued: "I and Ayu face each other face to face. I asked her why she was not afraid of me. She smiled and watched me not talking. I asked her if she dared to kill. She held my sword in both hands. I couldn't bear it, so I said seriously: "Now I have no strength~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I will dare later." I laughed and stood up to blur the guards.

"I killed enough. Seeing those soldiers who were standing far away did not dare to come forward, I told them that what I was going to kill was Yin Tong not doing their business, and I asked them where Yin Tong was, and neither did they. Said, I left the weapon and ran away. At this time, my uncle heard that I had rushed to the prefectural mansion single-handedly and led people to come for help."

It seems that Xiang Liangkai's precedent was to wait until the dust settled before bringing the brigade to reinforce it.

"Has Yin Tong killed?" Ruan Xiaowu was concerned about this issue.

Ruan Xiaoer glared at him and said, "Can you still run? Then I want to know how you and your sister-in-law got together later?"

Xiang Yu recalled the past and said with emotion: "My uncle took someone to the backyard to hunt down Yin Tong. Only Ayu and I were left in front of me. I wiped the blood from the gun while staring at her, and she greeted her without flinching. My eyes were still smiling, and then we spoke to each other at the same time."

The four of us, in unison: "What?"

"What I told her was: ‘follow me.’ She told me like: ‘take me away’."

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