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On the 23rd, the Comedy Center of the United States can be described as bright and glorious.

What is it that makes the kings in the NBA like James and Kobe willing to play supporting roles?

What is it to reinvigorate O'Neill, who has been eaten by Pei Ye?

When the famous American comedian Kevin Hart looked at the guest list tonight, he was so used to the big scene that he was so nervous that you dare to believe?

"My God, have we kidnapped Stern?" Kevin Hart joked.

The stars are gathered just for one spray!

As long as the list of main guests and guests of this year's "Tucao Conference" was announced at the Comedy Center, the entire United States exploded.

This is probably the strongest guest lineup ever.

Guests in the basketball circle include James, Kobe, Durant, Curry, Harden, Griffin ...

If it weren't for the limited guest list, it is rumored that there is still a truck for NBA players who want to talk to Lin Yi.

Guests in the entertainment industry include Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johnson ...

Even Beckham from the football circle came to the door. There was no way. Because of Lin Yi, the guest list for this Tucao Conference had been expanded three times.

In O'Neill's words, tonight, we are one family!

Without spraying Lin Yi to death, he will give Kobe Bryant shoes in the second half of his life!

What about Lin Yi's popularity explosion?

You know, the audience sitting down tonight include DeRozan, Paul, King of Boxers, and Clay. Flin and McGrady, who came back from the CBA to take a leave of absence to participate in the Tucao Conference, became the boss of Yao Ming ...

Hope!

Lin Yi, who always felt that he was well-connected, found that he was just a plastic friendship!

In the backstage of the studio, James and Durant turned their enemies into friends. The smiles on the faces of these two people are too real ...

O'Neal and Kobe met with a smile and vengeance, and even when entering, the shark picked up O'Neal again.

OK combination reappears, tonight Lin Yi's **** will know if your uncle or your uncle!

This year's "Tucao Conference" is destined to break the ratings record.

Captain Kevin Hart laughed when he played, "I'm very sympathetic to Seth (Logan) now."

"Look at the lineup tonight and look at what he hosted last year. Hey, who is James Franco?"

After the simple opening ceremony, Hart, as usual, began to comment on the guests tonight.

"Oh? Let's see, Shaq O'Neal, Shaq, first of all I want to show that I'm your fan." Hart said to O'Neal seriously.

O'Neal on the guest table hammered his chest and thanked Hart.

"But Shaq, shouldn't you be in Bell's stomach?"

"Oh, let me think about it. It must be that Bell, when he was about to eat you, found out, oh, this guy's Jiba is so big!" Hart's "iron" almost didn't laugh at Bryant.

Kobe's smile is exactly the same as when he was 17 years old, and O'Neal was also happy. The shark squinted and pointed at Hart, meaning, you wait.

"Kobe Bryant, God, the five-time NBA champion, Shaq's most powerful little brother, my idol!" Hart said as he motioned to the audience to applaud Kobe.

He glanced at O'Neal just now, and slightly hammered his chest in tribute.

"But Kobe, how could you be so miserable? Oh, shouldn't you be kicked out of the house by Vanessa? Well, I think Kobe's story successfully told us when he kicked Shaq When he got to Miami, he never expected that there was another person in his family who could give him a kick out of the house. "Hart murmured.

Next, Hart separated James and Griffin separately. When talking about Durant, Hart laughed: "Kevin, the best scorer in the NBA history."

Durant just prepared to take the lead in cheering, but did not expect Hart to turn around. "Kevin, to take care of you tonight, we have successfully invited Scarlett and the bathtub. Believe me, you will like it."

Du Xiaoshuai covered his face with one hand, but Hart's spit did not stop, "You will definitely like Lin and Scarlett's bath water."

The widow at the guest table shook her head and smiled, while Durant's face fell instantly.

The entire comedy center suddenly came to the first tonight.

The scale of the crooked nuts is really large, but Hart also apologized to Olson in front of the TV after the trough was finished: "Beautiful Elizabeth, please ignore me, well, although you may not see me . "

As a famous dwarf, Kevin Hart, who is about the same height as a Chinese writer, is often told that he is a Hobbit.

After finishing the guest tonight, Hart also invited the main coffee tonight.

"He is the three-time MVP winner of the NBA, pay attention to guys, it is three consecutive times." The scene was seriously rare for a few seconds, and everyone gave a uniform applause to Lin Yi.

"Although he is only 24 years old, he has won countless honors."

"New Yorkers affectionately call him a New York magician."

"But I want to say that even the most successful people have their own hidden words."

Hart pointed to the guest table, "Look, how bad the great Lin Ren is, you know, the man waiting to queue up tonight can line up from Manhattan to Beverly Hills."

Hart looked back at Lin Yi who had already reached the main stage. "Hey, man, how can you mix so badly? The last person in the NBA like you was so badly mixed, as far as I know, ... "

Hart gestured to Kobe on the guest table with his eyes, and Kobe also showed his superb shooting skills. He picked up the mineral water bottle and threw an intercontinental ballistic from the guest table. The water bottle successfully hit the iron. ~ Hart, who escaped the Kobe sneak attack, continued to spit out: "It's crazy, look at the guests who want to spit the forest tonight, LeBron, Kevin, Shaq ..."

"Usually I see so many black buddies sitting together, (a black American identification program) to take the envelope and announce the paternity test results."

O'Neal at the guest table couldn't help laughing, and Hart looked at him, "Hey, guys, don't look at me like that, you look like you're in a brain."

O'Neal's Kobe couldn't help it anymore, and this time he laughed and fell to the ground.

Hart smashed his tongue. "By the way, Shaq, how did you think of coming to the" Tucao Conference "?"

"I think it must be that our show team found TNT and said," Send your third funny person. "

"Why, he's not free? Let's do that, just send Shaq over."

O'Neal smiled politely at the guest table. After all, as a college student, O'Neal would not throw water bottles like high school students.

"Well, let's get back to business."

"Fans in New York also call Lin the God on the basketball court."

"Fans who have watched Lin games know how great he is."

"It was so great that when I was in the background, my good buddy LeBron told me that he wanted to lift Lin's dog head directly with AK."

"Let's welcome Lin again!"

"King of New York!"

Lin Yi, dressed in formal clothes, is now officially playing.

Although this night on December 23 is destined to be a heart trip.

But one said yes.

When the cheers of "MVP, MVP" sounded in the comedy center, you have to admit that this Chinese player is already legendary.

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PS: The third one, the first three today, oh!