The God of Basketball

Happiness in the world must have a fixed value.

When people like Denzel and LeBron James are unhappy, then naturally someone is happy.

"I can't stress enough that we have no problem making it to the playoffs. Also, I'm not surprised at all that Bruce made two consecutive game-winning shots. He's a natural killer."

"What? Rookie of the Year? Hey man, are you sure you're not kidding me? Do you think there's anyone better than Bruce for Rookie of the Year?"

"I don't care about Bruce's personal affairs, but if Kim Kardashian wants to invite me to dinner, I don't recommend giving her all of Bruce's contact information. As long as they don't affect the team's curfew, I don't care about adults. A one-time love thing."

Once this guy Isaiah Thomas is happy, there is no gate on his mouth.

Even when the reporter asked him how to evaluate several girlfriends of Bruce, he still commented there: "If I were a poor boy, of course I would choose Paris Hilton. But obviously, our little fox is not short of money. If I Is a bad boy, I would like Lindsay Lohan, but as we all know, Bruce is good at learning. If I was a pure boy, I would choose Sugar Princess Hilary Duff. But...you think Bruce is in a place like the NBA, or Will it be a pure dude? Oh, and my personal favorite Anne Hathaway, yeah, you all know, she is very nice and sexy, except I can't understand why she has to cut her long hair for the new drama , this will lose at least 30% of the happiness for men."

"If I had to choose, of course I would prefer the Olsen sisters. Men always need a career partner +s."

Isaiah Thomas is getting more and more out of line.

The press officer couldn't stand it anymore, and quickly dragged him away.

The Knicks' public relations department didn't want to wipe Thomas' ass. They were already annoyed by those little foxes' rumored girlfriends every day. If the head coach got involved again, it would really be a mess.

The news officer of the Knicks does not want to quickly shift from various social news and legal news pages to lace news pages for in-depth warfare.

It's like... Cavaliers coach Mike Brown said in a helpless tone at the post-match press conference: "I really don't know how to describe tonight's game, I don't even know how the team lost. I just remember Bruce Lee was like michael jordan again at the end, first made a layup from the free throw line, and then came the lore shot of jazz. we didn't make many mistakes tonight, but you know... basketball is round, everything has Could happen."

Then,

The reporter in New York quickly asked him: "Now the Knicks are still ranked seventh in the Eastern Conference, according to the Cavaliers' second ranking in the Eastern Conference. Do you hope to meet the Knicks in the first round of the playoffs?"

"Eh..." Mike Brown hesitated for a long time, but he couldn't say a word of certainty after all. Finally, he responded with an embarrassed wry smile.

This explains the problem very well.

The Cavaliers don't want to touch the Knicks because there are so many uncertainties in New York City.

Who can imagine Steph Marbury being "sanctified" and "frank and selfless" like a missionary? Who can imagine that independent fan Jamal Crawford suddenly "retracts freely"? Who would have thought that "the number one center below the head" Swift suddenly scored double twenty, and also learned to talk trash... Little King James has not recovered yet.

He's still in the ice bucket thinking, 'Can I really not let Swift score a double-twenty in one game? Can I really save the mentally retarded like Bruce Lee? '.

This is really... too difficult.

Most importantly, the Knicks still have two flu patients who have not returned to the team tonight.

Such a team, the Cavaliers don't want to touch it.

Seven games in one round of the playoffs, the fight is the all-round strength of the two teams and the degree of mutual understanding. But the Knicks, a group of demons and goblins, are completely unpredictable. It is not sure which player will suddenly explode.

If you let Mike Brown know... After the Knicks won this victory, there was no loud celebration in the home team's locker room, but was called by Stephon Marbury to discuss the application of Eastern philosophy in the game.

He has to cry.

What kind of team is this?

What's the difference between this and the cook who doesn't read the recipe to read the art of war?

"In the face of victory, we must learn the spirit of chopsticks in China, not the spirit of knives and forks in the West. When we put food on the plate and then pick up the knife and fork, this is a mentality of the subject facing the object, which is anatomical object, and then annihilates the object."

"But chopsticks are different. We pay attention to the roundness of the sky and the place. When we eat food into our mouths, it is the harmony between it and itself."

"Victory is in our blood, we are victory."

"..."

Forehead….

Li Zhen was convinced.

In terms of the value of Marbury, not only Swift is dizzy, but Jamal Crawford, who is as smart as a monkey, is also confused and falls into a mysterious situation.

If things go on like this, the Knicks locker room no longer needs to rotate ergonomic chairs, just distribute a futon to each person. Because according to Marbury's latest research, the ergonomic chair is manufactured through the reformist theory of Western philosophy. It is something that does not exist in nature, and it cannot disappear by itself, and it cannot be metabolized normally. But futons are different. Futons come from nature and can disappear into nature, which helps the communication between man and nature.

crazy.

Li Zhen scratched the back of his head and walked out of the locker room.

When he was thinking about whether to continue the human metronome with Ashley when he went back, a figure suddenly jumped out from his side.

"Hey, Bruce. You played great tonight."

A woman with a devilish figure appeared in front of him: "My name is Kim Kardashian, I'm your fan, and I'm also Paris Hilton's best friend. We met last time."

Forehead….

Li Zhen recognized the celebrity.

Out of politeness, nod and smile.

"Are you free? Can we have dinner together? I know there is a very delicious late-night restaurant with a Michelin-starred chef from France." The lines I have prepared for a long time: "

I am very familiar with New York. I think we can meet more often, if you don't hate me. "

"Oh, beautiful lady, of course I don't hate you. But I have something to deal with now, you know, I have a game tomorrow night. NBA players can't be complacent just because they won a game, It's been a long season."

Li Zhen politely rejected Kardashian.

Kardashian suddenly raised eyebrows at him, and then made a seductive scratching movement: "Okay, I'll let you go this time. If you still refuse me next time, I will definitely eat you." .”

As she spoke, Kardashian opened her mouth, but instead of biting it down with her teeth, she stretched out her tongue and licked the side.

At first glance, this action is standard for scumbags.

Li Zhen quickly thought that he couldn't be offended, so he ran away.

When Li Zhen came home, Ashley had already gotten up, and she was sitting on the sofa. Seeing Li Zhen coming back, he immediately ran over to congratulate Li Zhen on his rare victory.

"The bald head on TV is actually saying, you are the best rookie point guard since the new century. You actually killed this man they called the Chosen One. It's amazing."

Ashley doesn't know much about basketball. Her knowledge of this game comes from reports made by Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith on the TNT channel.

Of course, they are blowing Li Zhen up to the sky, and I am the only one.

When Li Zhen looked over, Kenny Smith had already started to compare the difference between Li Zhen's last two actions and Michael Jordan's frame by frame.

And Charles Barkley next to him said nonchalantly: "Don't compare, believe me, these two moves are definitely the most similar to Michael Jordan in the world. If you continue to compare, Kobe Bryant will faint in the toilet. He has been imitating all his life, and he has just learned to resemble in form, but our little fox has both form and spirit..."

"So, is Michael Jordan very good?" Ashley couldn't help asking.

"It's equivalent to the Michael Jackson of pop music." Li Zhen made an analogy that she could understand.

"What about Kobe Bryant?" Ashley then asked.

"A little bit worse than Michael Jackson." Li Zhen said seriously: "If Michael represents the ultimate genius, then Kobe represents the ultimate effort, of course he is also very talented, but his talent is a little bit worse than Michael. "

oh!

Ashley suddenly realized.

Then, she said: "I think you can become the second Kobe Bryant, I mean the music world. Your creative ability is too strong, but your stage performance ability is a bit worse than Michael Jackson, if you want Work hard, and you will become a superstar of your time, a world idol."

Forehead….

Li Zhen didn't expect a metaphor to turn himself around in circles.

Ashley has been urging Li Zhen to make a second album recently. The first album has a double harvest of sales and awards. There is no reason not to strike while the iron is hot.

However, Li Zhen couldn't explain it to Ashley... His creation was completely dependent on Meng, and one day he remembered it, and suddenly a song came out of his mind.

I even suspect that this song originally existed and was not created by me.

Li Zhen once said this to Ashley.

But Ashley’s answer turned out to be pleasantly surprised and said: “Oh, God. You are indeed a genius. Michael Jackson also created like this, you know? Michael didn’t even know the staves, and his creation was just like yours, the melody The lyrics are stuffed into my head at once, and then I can find musicians and arrangers to do it according to my own ideas... You are better than him, and you at least know the stave."

Um... ok.

Li Zhen shook his head helplessly.

With nothing to say when it came to making music, he turned to the kitchen to get some food.

Instead of having a French meal with Kim Kardashian, I have to order fried steak with instant noodles.

But just as he walked into the kitchen, he heard Ashley screaming in the living room outside: OH-my-god! !

"What's wrong? What happened?"

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