The God of Basketball

"Yes. I enhanced your charm. In other words, I let your body absorb negative ions automatically, which makes you attractive and seductive to women."

"I have to make you a more popular man than Michael Jordan. He is so ugly, exaggerated ears, rough skin, ugly front teeth and bad breath, no woman will really sleep with him , is nothing more than coveting his wealth after going to bed, which makes me sick."

The positive energy baby confessed its "little conspiracy" under Li Zhen's questioning.

At this time, Li Zhen had finished the visit and returned to the room.

"Then do you know how much harm you have caused me to suffer? Now those women are rushing towards me crazily, and they are trying everything to get me. I am miserable...Why is it that I already have a handsome skin? Also give me the glamorous anion."

Li Zhen was really in pain.

But if you let other men know, you will definitely be half-dead with anger.

The positive energy baby said that he was helpless: "I can't modify it. Moreover, I feel... when all your talents are raised to 100, I will disappear in this world forever."

The atmosphere suddenly became a little sad.

Li Zhen is not too prone to losing his temper, although he knows that the positive energy baby may be just a conscious energy that is unintentionally generated, which comes from the heaven and the earth and will dissipate in the heaven and the earth. But it suddenly said that it would disappear, so it was still a little sad.

Until the positive energy baby said again: Actually... I also secretly modified yours, and you will find that you are getting stronger and stronger in that area, and the sky is your limit.

This is where Michael Jordan is most ashamed.

Positive energy is full of revenge.

But Li Zhen couldn't laugh or cry, what do I say? Why do I always fight more and more bravely every time, never get tired, there is no such thing as weak feet. It turned out that you were the one who was making trouble secretly.

well!

Li Zhen sighed.

I thought that this positive energy is really good service, giving both software and hardware. So sweet it makes me want to cry.

Li really wanted to ask it how to deal with complex relationships, and it had already made a weak voice: bioelectricity is lacking....

Entered standby mode.

well!

Li Zhen sighed again.

It's really distressing.

What he didn't know was that if Michael Jordan knew this, he would have to cry out loud. The two biggest regrets of the basketball god in his life are that he is not attractive enough for women, and... ahem. Back then, both of his teammates had been favored by Madonna, but he was the only one who didn't, and he was humiliated out of thin air. He told Madonna that he could do what Pippen did, but Madonna told him frankly: Michael, it will never be possible.

This is Waterloo, where the god of basketball pretended to have a tragic career.

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On Wednesday night, the Palace Square in Auburn Hills was brightly lit, and the NBA's famous devil's away game was full of home spectators.

At the beginning, Duan Ping's camera was still placed in the exit channel of the away team's stadium.

Then, when Li Chen played, it was booed and abused by the audience... It was the complete opposite of Madison Garden.

The Detroit Steelworkers have no quality at all, their abuse is extremely ugly, not only specializing in the lower three lanes, but also there is no shortage of racial discrimination remarks like last night.

This made Duan Ping frown, but Li Zhen's back was so resolute under the camera. He ran to the court with steady steps, as if there was air all around him.

Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself, you can really become a great weapon.

Duan Ping appreciated it in his heart.

As the game progresses, his camera moves to the back of the bench. This is a special privilege that the Knicks club has won for him, which shows Li Zhen's status in the team. Of course, this has something to do with the harmonious relationship between Isaiah Thomas and the Pistons Club.

When Isaiah Thomas came to the arena in the afternoon, he still had a strong hangover. He went to drink with Joe Dumars last night and was so drunk that he still smelled of alcohol.

This made the club president Donnie Walsh, who came here from New York, very dissatisfied: Even if the team has no hope of winning, as the head coach, he cannot take the lead in violating the curfew.

Changing the head coach this summer has become a top priority.

Donnie Walsh didn't want the locker room, which had finally become clearer, to become cloudy again.

But Thomas didn't care either.

Instead, he asked... why Stephen Francis hasn't come to the stadium yet, did he run out to fool around again last night.

He asked this question... No one else answered.

You smell like alcohol yourself, and you haven't set an example. How can you criticize others?

Fortunately, this did not affect the normal operation of the team. The assistant head coach quickly arranged the starting list: Stephen Marbury, Li Zhen, Quentin Richardson, David Lee, and Swift.

Sanders' starting lineup tonight is Billups, Hamilton, Prince, Rasheed Wallace, Antonio McDyess.

Before the start of the match between the two sides officially started, a strong shout suddenly erupted from the Palace of Auburn Hills, and 20,000 people roared in unison: Kill-Fox! Kill-Fox! !

Get rid of Li Zhen.

aggressive.

Duan Ping was taken aback standing behind the visiting team's bench, what's going on?

It turns out...the big screen above their heads made a video collection of Li Zhen. They originally wanted to tease Li Zhen's rumored girlfriend. When they released the picture of Hilary Duff, they said: First Blood on the picture.

Then Lindsay Lohan: Double-kill!

Ashley Olsen: Triple-kill!

Paris Hilton: Ultra-kill!

Anne Hathaway: Penta-Kill!

Miranda Kerr: Killing-Spree!

When these beautiful white women are combined with these sensational words, the home team originally wanted to tease Li Zhen about the number of rumored girlfriends. But he inadvertently touched the sensitive and fragile nerve in the heart of the Detroit steelworkers: Why does this guy sleep away so many white beauties from us?

When the racial superiority of these people is shattered.

Their anger also surged immediately. At the beginning, some people were roaring, and soon formed a murderous chorus of shouts! !

As if to swallow Li Zhen alive.

However, under this strong and overwhelming coercion, Li Zhen was calm and composed, with a kind of courage that would not change his face when the mountains collapsed in front of him.

beep!

The referee blew his whistle on time and threw the basketball into the sky... Crack!

Swift beat McDyess without any surprises.

Marbury firmly controlled the ball and then pushed forward.

Billups stood in front of him very cautiously, not giving Marbury any chance to attack.

At the same time, Li Chen was already running across the half court as fast as lightning. His speed was astonishing, like a cheetah running through the jungle.

But behind him is one of the best off-ball runners in the league today.

Li Zhen can't get rid of Hamilton as easily as TJ Ford or Calderon. Hamilton is a phoenix that can't die. Although his speed and explosive power are not as strong as Li Zhen's, his consciousness and experience are enough for him to bite Li Zhen's tail. .

This kept Li Chen from opening up the situation.

However, time is running out fast.

Marbury couldn't hold back all the time.

"Bruce was finally restrained." Bill Walton lamented on ESPN's TV: "He met the best guard in the world who can run without the ball..."

However, he didn't finish his sentence.

Li Zhen on the court suddenly made a gesture to the bottom corner, and Marbury quickly passed the basketball.

When the basketball galloped towards the left corner, Billups was a little surprised: Is Li Zhen going to force a shot? Can he evade Hamilton's defense?

Just as his doubts formed in his brain, an unbelievable picture appeared in his pupils.

When the basketball passed to the bottom corner, Li Zhen quickly stretched out his right hand. He caught the basketball with one hand, but in the next second he slammed it back hard... bang!

The basketball changed trajectory in an instant, hit the ground behind Hamilton, and then bounced into the penalty area.

At the same time, Swift appeared just right, he grabbed the basketball, and there was no defense in front of him...McDyess was attracted out of the three-second zone by Li Zhen's running just now.

boom!

Swift pulls off a powerful dunk.

He easily pierced the iron-blooded no-fly zone that the Pistons are proud of.

Before the game, the Pistons also laughed at the Raptors for letting a brainless forward like Swift dunk all kinds of dunks.

But now, with just 21 seconds into the game, Swift slapped him loudly.

It doesn't matter if Swift has brains or not, what matters is that Mrs. Bruce Lee has brains.

Sanders came to this important conclusion from the sidelines.

"Who would have thought that this guy could catch the fleeting attack opportunities in the penalty area while running quickly without the ball? And make a quick refraction pass in such a short period of time, this kind of IQ is simply... unhuman! ’” Reggie Miller murmured on television.

His shock is exactly the same as the audience in front of the TV. Bruce Lee's way of playing is changing the established thinking of many people.

However, the audience was still there shouting Kill-Fox!

God knows what kind of hatred these auto workers have with Li Zhen.

Meanwhile, Hamilton had started running like hell. Although his speed is not as fast as Li Zhen's, his explosive power is not as good as Li Zhen's. But his running position is really too strong, and he has developed an amazing tacit understanding with his teammates. He can always find the wall, find cover, and then get rid of Li Zhen to pursue.

But Li Zhen is not a fuel-efficient lamp. His smart brain and fierce speed allow him to always bypass the screens established by the Pistons' inside players.

But in the end, it was still a little bit worse.

Hamilton received a pass from Billups and immediately took off to shoot. Although Li Zhen bounced desperately, he reached out to block the shot.

But after all, it was still a little bit worse.

His jump height is too low.

If it could be 15 centimeters higher, the ball might be covered.

pity.

Li Zhen shook his head helplessly.

When he returned to halftime, he suddenly found that Stephen Francis, who hadn't appeared this afternoon, came from the player tunnel. He sat at the end of the bench with a huge black eye, and Yi Sai Thomas had already run over to criticize him.

The two full-fledged defenders started a fragrant communication ceremony.

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[Thanks to "One Needle for Effectiveness" for the reward of 1000, and thanks to "Frankness and Disturbance" for the reward of 500. Both are old acquaintances, and it is a great honor to be loved by you. I sincerely hope that you can add a little anion every day, so that you can enjoy Li Zhen's happiness. 】

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