The God of Basketball

Li Chen's yet another victory over the Bobcats gave the Chinese team a historic quarter-final in the Summer League.

Therefore, while the American people are concerned about what the two NBA players Li Zhen and Durant have done, Chinese fans are celebrating together. They are sincerely proud of the amazing achievements of the national basketball team in Las Vegas.

On weekdays, I can only watch the NBA teams gallop on TV, but now I see the Chinese team defeating the best clubs in the world one after another, even if it is the "extremely poor version", it still makes people boil uncontrollably .

"I'm actually not very satisfied with everyone's tactical running."

After the game, Li Zhen spoke to the players very seriously. Although most of the national team members are older than him, according to the domestic seniority rules, he has no room to comment.

But everyone is a player after all, and strength is the most important thing on the court. Li Zhen conquered everyone with his real ability in these few games, and everyone felt from the bottom of their hearts: Playing according to Li Zhen's thinking... found a better self.

"I can't clean up the situation every game. I will only play 15 minutes in the next game. Whether I can enter the championship game depends on you." Li Zhen told his teammates very frankly: "The goal this time is to To train our team and let us have a calm response when facing the real US team in the Olympics. Your performance is very important."

Li Zhen's words brought strong thinking to the players.

Everyone's heart is filled with heavy thoughts.

This journey will have a profound impact on each of them.

"So, did you really go to the party last night with Kevin Durant? And you called 21 girls??" After Chen Jianghua arrived at the hotel, he finally woke up from serious thinking. He asked Li Really gossip question.

His question quickly changed Li Chen from a "spiritual leader" to a spiritual guy.

Everyone gathered to express their concern: "Is Durant going to do it? Why are you doing nothing, and he is soft. Didn't you say that black people are very strong?"

"Hey, black people don't have enough stamina..." Immediately there are 'experts' to correct them, and quote from many sources, explaining in detail the differences between black people, white people, and yellow people.

The analysis of this point makes it impossible to believe that he is the winner of the May 4th Youth Medal who is often talked about in the domestic media.

but,

The seven emotions and six desires are all human, and the emperor only ate three meals a day.

Compared with the gossip and gossip of the national team teammates, the Hollywood media is just a straight-ball duel.

When they spotted Scarlett Johansson dressed up to attend the event outside the Nokia Theater in Hollywood, they immediately raised various questions, including not limited to the rumors about wine pools and meat forests on the Internet.

"Bull-sh-it! These are all nonsense. I don't know why the tall athlete is soft-handed. It has nothing to do with me." Scarlett Johansson was eager to clarify, but her acting skills have not yet reached perfection At the age of 23, when she talked about Kevin Durant, her eyes were not firm enough.

But when it comes to Li Zhen, it is extremely decisive. "How could I gossip with that kind of playboy? I'm not the kind of superficial woman who only looks at appearances. If I have business respect for Leonardo, then I have respect for Bruce Lee. Some men who are handsome and play with women at will are just annoying. A man like him will never have true love."

What he said was so resolute and decisive that some male reporters couldn't help but take a deep breath and sigh that they really are heroes. It is very different from those female stars who only know how to look at their appearance, and it is time for those men who deceive girls everywhere by virtue of their looks to wake up. A real goddess does not value appearance.

"Hey, that ugly man, please let me go."

Soon a female reporter squeezed past him and raised the microphone high: "Ms. Scarlett, do you really have no feelings for Bruce Lee? Even if he stands in front of you and presses you against the wall , face-to-face breathing, the warm air brushing gently on your face, then lowering your head, going around your neck, getting into your chest and reaching your heart, won’t you feel the slightest heartbeat?”

The female reporter has obviously imagined the scene of being walled by Bruce for many nights, so she can portray it so vividly.

Scarlett Johansson tried to make herself think about that scene, and Li Chen's super handsome face that is unique in heaven and earth. Her heart skipped a beat for no reason: No woman can refuse the charm of a handsome guy, especially the most handsome guy in the world.

But as soon as she thought about Li Zhen letting that wretched man come over to amuse her, her expression quickly became firm: "There is no such possibility!!!"

alright!

The female reporter was all smiles, and she lost another competitor.

Although, she knew that it was very likely that she would never be Bruce's woman in her life. But... Every time a lottery is drawn, the denominator is reduced by one, which means that the probability has increased by a little bit.

What's more...it's still the denominator of Scarlett Johansson's level.

Scarlett watched these female reporters showing the expressions of "survival after disaster", and she couldn't help but sigh in her heart again: these women are really superficial, what is there to like about that hateful man.

However, when he turned to leave... Oops, why was he so lost?

Scarlett Johansson's clarification did not really give Li Zhen and Durant justice.

Anyway, now, in the NBA's public opinion field, Kevin Durant and Li Zhen have become the same breed. The rumor that Kevin Durant played with women until his feet were soft became a rookie scandal after the 2004 No. 1 pick, Dwight Howard, went to baptize the soul of a call girl.

Fortunately, this scandal was changed by another transaction that shook the NBA structure less than 24 hours after it fermented.

The deal is being called the biggest deal in NBA history.

The Boston Celtics traded seven players for Timberwolves soul Kevin Garnett from Minnesota. The superstar finally left his wolf den after months of tossing. Ray Allen, who was traded to Boston, formed the Super Three.

Once the deal was announced, it was an earthquake-level effect.

The super giants of the NBA, the Boston Celtics, returned to the championship team overnight. Many people can't help but imagine that the yellow-green hegemony of the year will be reopened in the 21st century.

All the teams are wailing: the wolves have really come.

Although Pierce, Ray Allen, and Garnett are all members of the Pan-96 golden generation, they are still at the tail end of their peak period, and all three of them have a strong obsession with the championship. The last shock of his career gave his all. The energy generated by the gathering of three superstars with obsession and pursuit is extremely amazing.

"I don't know what to say, but we're certainly not sitting still."

LeBron James, the little king who finally ascended the throne in the Eastern Conference in May this year and is also known as the first person of the new generation, was soon asked about the grouping of the Celtics' Big Three.

This incident had the biggest and most direct impact on him. Many media had predicted that the next three years in the NBA would be LeBron James VS Kobe Bryant.

But now, the composition of Boston's Big Three is very likely to cut off his hope of reaching the top of the Eastern Conference within three years.

The stage of the finals was once again monopolized by the old guys of the Pan-96 golden generation. The loose pattern of the alliance was once again welded to death by them.

Kevin Garnett also said the same when he was interviewed by reporters after the transaction: "I came here for the championship, and I would not be surprised if the yellow-green competition reappeared. Moreover, another reason that prompted me to join Boston It is the Los Angeles Lakers' championship, which points out the direction to me: the era of superstars fighting alone in one city has turned over!"

Kevin Garnett defined Pau Gasol's joining the Lakers as a group of superstars.

This made Li Zhen very puzzled. He frowned and asked Kevin Durant, who was about to report to the US team next to him: "Do you think Pau Gasol is a superstar?"

Durant shook his head.

"Don't you think the deal between the Lakers and the Grizzlies is equivalent?" Li Zhen continued to ask.

"No." Kevin Durant shook his head firmly, and said: "Actually, the Lakers lost a lot. They actually used you to trade Pau Gasol. Pau Gasol is an ordinary superstar, and you are a superstar."

Thousands of wears and thousands of wears, flattery does not wear.

Little Adu's words instantly made Li Zhen a little bit superior, the kind of superior who is refreshed.

Now, the basketball media has defined Kevin Durant as Li Zhen’s younger brother: he hangs out with Li Zhen every day, and he is also a player under Nike, and he follows Li Zhen to “play with women”. It is easy for the media to make such a statement Read it. After all, in terms of playing with women, it seems that no one in the NBA can compare with Bruce Lee.

Kevin Durant did not show the arrogance of the strongest high school student in the United States for the definition of the media, but he readily accepted it. "Handsome guys are always with handsome guys. This has been true since ancient times."

Durant privately calls himself the NBA's second best coach.

In this way, I express my absolute respect for Li Zhen.

But at least 400 NBA players felt offended, including Josh Howard in Dallas and Sam Cassell in Los Angeles.

"I think LeBron James is a little cryptic, he is not real at all. He is obviously scared to death, but he pretends to be calm. Believe me, sooner or later he will go to the group like Kevin Garnett, because Cleveland will never find him. Good help."

Kevin Durant suddenly began to comment on LeBron James again.

Li Zhen raised his eyebrows. He inexplicably felt that this passage was a bit familiar, and it had the flavor of Aesop's fables.

He asked in a strange way: "What about you? If you can't win the championship, will you stick together?"

"It depends on whether LeBron James hugs first. He hugs first, and I hug...doesn't it show respect for the seniors." Durant smiled, what a clever little ghost.

"And, if I want to get together, I'll go to New York to find you. We are a match made in heaven. Although my goddess doesn't like you, I will convince her."

Durant emphasized solemnly.

Li Zhen shook his head helplessly.

He watched interviews with Scarlett Johansson for his in-depth knowledge of the actress. Scarlett Johansson's eyes flickered as she brushed aside the matter of Durantella's stomach. The way Anne Hathaway looks at herself on the set is exactly the same... It's all symptoms of ghosts in her heart.

Therefore, he became more and more sure... there must be something wrong with that lollipop.

He started to worry a little... because the lollipop was originally for himself.

Is Scarlett Johansson really a female boxer, she hates me for being a shareholder? She wants to trick me on purpose?

"I'm going to kill Team USA! Goodbye, Bruce."

Kevin Durant finally got up from Li Zhen's bed reluctantly, then put his backpack on his back and walked out.

Li Zhen waved his sleeves to say goodbye to the future NBA superstar.

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