The God of Basketball

Ms. Anne Wang was very dissatisfied with the entertainment news that was raging outside. She knew that her son suddenly returned from New York and ran to the UK to hold a concert in order to avoid herself.

So, she took all her anger on poor Professor Li: "You are at least 99% responsible for him becoming what he is now. I never dreamed that your DNA is actually engraved with the Huaxin gene. Why did he openly choose to save Gisele Bundchen on TV? If I fell into the water with Gisele Bundchen at the same time, he would save Gisele Bundchen first..."

"Gisel Bundchen can swim..." Professor Li added weakly. He is a scientist and he is very rigorous.

"So, have you already started to fully understand your future daughter-in-law? You even know that she can swim? Is it because you have seen her swimsuit photo shoot? Say! Did you buy those messy magazines behind my back? , yes, it must be like this, it must be you... carved traces in Li Zhen's young heart, that's why he secretly indulged in an 80-year-old woman..."

Another disaster begins.

Lao Li couldn't resist at all. What else could he do besides being a coward at this time?

Suddenly, he wanted to go to Europe, where at least it would be quiet.

Ms. Annie Wang's anger is of course not only because Li Zhen fell in love with her 80-year-old sister, but more importantly... how could he not save Miranda Kerr? Miranda is my Queen's model. She will soon wear my work on the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on August 26. How dare you say something like that at this time... Isn't it a public disapproval?

Besides, why isn't Miranda better than Giselle?

Anne Wang is very satisfied with Miranda's bust shape, which sets off her design very well.

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After that episode aired, Gisele Bundchen once again became a hot spot for media competition. She obviously didn't expect Bruce Lee to make such a choice. When she saw that picture on TV, the corners of her mouth were raised unnaturally. She was very happy that she had once again won in the comparison with other female models. victory.

For him, who is the most expensive person in the supermodel world, this is simply commonplace, but this time, her heart was surging uncontrollably.

This is Bruce Lee.

This is the most beautiful man in the world.

"I think he was just being pushed by the host. It's easier to pronounce the right name." Gisele tried her best to keep calm in front of the reporter, but the smile that sneaked out of her mouth couldn't hide her joy.

Later, he emphasized: "My new brand will have some cooperation with Bruce, and we may launch new trendy brands together. In this regard, our sense of smell is surprisingly consistent. Moreover, I think Bruce Lee's sneakers are the world's Best designed sneaker, stylish, versatile...I can't put it down now."

Gisele Bundchen spared no effort to help Li Chen promote the second generation of sneakers, even though the sneakers had already sold out in New York.

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Europe has always been the back garden of the United States. Almost 70% of American youth films are about a group of youths who are full of blood and go to European countries to start the so-called adult journey.

Although Eddie Griffin, Nate Robinson, and Jamal Crawford are already adults, they are still extremely excited to be members of the behind-the-scenes team of Li Zhen's concert.

The three of them are the music director and porter of Li Chen's concert. Of course, at the London concert, Li Zhen still asked Griffin to perform a saxophone solo... The man who claimed that music saved lives blew his saxophone If it weren't for the British audience being gentle enough, and Li Zhen's charm enough to suppress those corrupt young women who are about to move, they would have thrown rubbish on the stage long ago.

Of course, what's even more weird is... Nate Robinson and Crawford even had an exhibition match on the stage when Li Zhen went down to change clothes in the middle of the field. All kinds of fancy dunks.

This caused bursts of applause from British fans.

These people who only care about football on weekdays are attracted by the flashy Nate Robinson.

Nate Robinson enjoyed the scene of tens of thousands of people screaming very much. This is one of the few highlight moments in his life.

"I've already thought about the slam dunk moves in Paris. These poor Europeans should enjoy the visual feast from the slam dunk king." Nate Robinson told Li Zhen after the concert.

Li Zhen agreed.

Crawford is also thinking hard about what kind of performance he should bring to the next concert. He talked with Li Zhen about rap. But Li Zhen rejected his proposal, because once Crawford wants to play rap, Eddie Griffin will definitely not let it go.

If two tone-deaf blacks were chanting some inexplicable rap on the stage at the same time, the French people in the audience would definitely raise their hands, thinking that the German army had once again captured Paris.

Li Chen did not accept any interviews in the UK... The huge success at the box office made him not need to do any publicity, but the British media obviously did not let him go, even though Li Zhen was very honest during his stay in London, he would never leave the door. But the behavior of the three teammates spending money like water in London bars still made him the focus.

The Times criticized Li Zhen's money-worshiping and pleasure-seeking behavior in a serious way, thinking that he represents the new degenerate generation in the United States.

Li Zhen has no fu-ck to say about this.

But when these news came back to the United States, it immediately triggered a new round of criticism from the sports media. What are you saying that Li Zhen took his teammate Europe Lieyan and messed up the concert... How could Eddie Griffin play the saxophone? How could Nate Robinson and Crawford do a funny one-on-one on stage? And Nate Robinson's dunk, which is an insult to basketball culture.

However, these criticisms did not bring the expected results.

On the contrary, it makes many NBA stars who are idle at home quite envious. The Knicks just know how to play. This team building activity is too cool.

"Actually, my saxophone is also very good."

When Zach Randolph was interviewed, he couldn't help but said sourly.

He also wants to go crazy in Europe.

I heard that Nate Robinson’s expenses in Europe were paid for by the organizers, especially Eddie Griffin, who was actually a serious concert guest and was treated like a musician.

Which black person doesn't want to be treated so grandly.

It's a pity that Randolph and Li Chen, who are newcomers, haven't gotten to know each other well enough yet.

We can only wait for next year's offseason.

Randolph silently thought in his heart that he was determined to have a good relationship with Li Chen in the new season, so... next time I will be the one playing the saxophone in London.

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The concert in Paris was also very successful, although many French media claimed that Li Chen disrespected their national treasure Tony Parker in the NBA, and some guys even described the rumors that Tony's beautiful wife Eva had a private tryst with Li Zhen. But this failed to stop more than 30,000 fans from pouring into the stadium to watch Li Zhen's concert.

Eddie Griffin's saxophone improved slightly tonight, Jamal Crawford's gorgeous dribble on the stage also caused the audience to scream, Nate Robinson played all kinds of dazzling dunks on the stage... …These three guys seem to enjoy the stage even more than Li Zhen.

In the words of Isiah Thomas. "That's how we treat the Knicks. As long as you have talent, even if it's not so obvious, there is a top stage to show. Come join us, Bruce Lee will take you to fly."

Smiling Assassin simply took this European concert as an advertisement for recruitment.

But the effect is really good, especially for those prickly players who have an inexplicable appeal.

Aren’t the prickly people who smoke, drink and burn their heads on weekdays themselves looking for excitement and extra happiness, now...Eddie Griffin directly doubles the happiness in Europe, how can they not be envious? What could be more exciting than playing the saxophone in a venue with tens of thousands of people?

This is the highest level of happiness.

All of a sudden, Isaiah Thomas was fielding a lot of inquiries.

But Thomas didn't agree in a hurry. He thought that after entering the new season, he would sign up while playing.

Actually, except for problem players. Many parallel players are also looking for opportunities to join New York. Li Chen is super attractive to parallel players. Kwame Brown and Eddie Griffin both got the highest ratings in their careers when they played with Li Chen. Can other parallel imports not just around the corner?

Isiah Thomas has never felt so easy. Before, he was begging to call his agent and offer various premium contracts. Now... there are many players who are even willing to take non-guaranteed contracts.

"I can guarantee that Danny Ainge has not received so many calls from me to join."

The Smiling Assassin couldn't help feeling a little flustered. He told the media: "In the free agent market, the Knicks are the first choice. Everyone wants to play with Bruce. He is a truly selfless player. He can help his teammates grow, and There is no need to sacrifice the free will of your teammates."

Thomas's remarks were intended to show off his achievements.

However, it was ruthlessly interpreted as satirizing LeBron James.

Because when the ESPN panel of experts recently discussed Cleveland's unfavorable signings, someone pointed out that in addition to Cleveland being a small city, the existence of LeBron James is also the reason. There are many players who don't want to play with the radiant LeBron, because LeBron will make other players become his tools and lose their autonomy.

These remarks caused great controversy.

Isaiah Thomas flirted with this argument again, which naturally became the trigger for the war of words.

The Cleveland media was there all summer talking about the Knicks and Bruce Lee.

This time, they played the title of "Isiah Thomas and Bruce Lee" against LeBron James, and they said Thomas and Li Zhen were useless.

To be honest, if their guns were only aimed at the smiling assassin, the New York media might not have fought back.

But they also sprayed Li Zhen as useless by the way, and the New York media couldn't stand it anymore.

They quickly launched a massive counterattack and listed various statistics.

"Do you really think that LeBron James is better than Bruce? Compare their first-year statistics and glory. What LeBron has, Bruce also has. And he led the team to the Eastern Conference semifinals without losing a game . LeBron wasn’t even close to the playoffs that year.”

"Bruce himself is a player who makes his teammates better. This is the stats before and after Bruce came in, and everyone has improved, except for ... Stephon Marbury."

"LeBron's versatility is a false proposition. Look at Larry Hughes. He was an All-Star before he joined Cleveland."

"If Bruce hadn't been injured last season, who do you think the team would have reached the Finals? Cleveland was 1-2 behind the New York Knicks in the regular season."

"Ohio should stop those silly jealousy and resentment, maybe in a few years, the king you miss will come to New York to join our Bruce Lee!"

"..."

On poisonous tongue, on out of context, no one is better than the New York media.

This quarrel among the media inevitably affected the Lord.

Li Zhenyuan was not involved in the European tour, but LeBron James, who came out of the US team training camp, was asked straight.

"Then let's discuss it after the new season starts and we officially play against each other." LeBron held back his anger.

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