The God of Basketball

Li Zhen doesn't care what Tyson Chandler said in the media, and he has no intention of participating in this dispute.

All he wants now is to get strong, and since arriving in Auckland, he's been sweating hard in the hotel gym. Although ESPN's "Paul-Li Zhen comparison list" is unfair, Paul is better than himself in scoring ability, confrontation ability, and finishing ability after breakthrough.

As a handsome guy who pursues perfection, Li Zhen believes that he has no reason to let Chris Paul be ahead of him in any field, especially when these talents can still be acquired through sweat.

However, Zach was obviously a little embarrassed because Li Zhen was involved in his verbal fight with Tyson Chandler.

He's specifically in the gym.

"I'm really embarrassed. Maybe that bastard is right. My publicity every day has indeed affected your reputation." Randolph rarely had such an "embarrassed" moment.

He was going crazy with Chandler and knocked out his keyboards on Facebook. Chandler said that he was lewd, lazy, lying, stupid, and not worthy of being a basketball player at all. How could he have the face to call himself the number one center. Randolph retorted that Chandler is a soft guy pretending to be tough. The best defensive team is obviously made by brushing. Leaving Chris Paul is a bachelor...

At this time, Chandler was typing frantically, saying that Randolph was a drag on Li Zhen, and that his bad reputation made Li Zhen fall into the swamp even more. Unlike him, who is helping Chris Paul become the No. 1 point guard.

This sentence completes the lore.

Randolph did not respond again.

He didn't care about Chandler's evaluation of him, even Chandler turned over his old accounts, saying that he was scared by Patterson's gun and dared not enter the locker room. He laughed it off, and even retorted: I held a memorial service in a nightclub, but it's better than you without a mother.

However, when Chandler mentioned Li Zhen. He froze immediately, because he really cared about Li Zhen.

After Li Zhen heard what Randolph said, he shook his head disapprovingly, and patted Randolph on the shoulder: "When others attack me, you stand in front of me. How could I be kidnapped by those bullshit public opinion? You stink, and I'll hug you with my arms."

Li Zhen's eyes and tone were extremely sincere: "We are brothers, and nothing he says can affect our relationship. Besides, I don't think you have affected my reputation. Fuck him, who the hell wants to be a good boy? "

Randolph couldn't be more moved by these heartfelt words.

"You can reply to him now, Bruce said that you have neither the ability to help Chris become the first point guard, nor the ability to become the first center, go sour."

Li Zhen immediately added more.

This moved Randolph almost to tears. "So, Bruce, you must come to my birthday party tonight. I have a table at the best bar in Oakland."

ah?

Li Zhen was dumbfounded.

What is this turning point... Hey! What bar? Birthday? Are you not a Cancer?

NBA stars have the habit of playing wild food during the long season. The four major centers are veterans. They never mess around in the team's location, just like Shaquille O'Neal,

He is the best, almost every city has petite girls he likes. (The author still doesn't understand why the seven-foot giant O'Neill likes girls with a height of about 150)

But... Zach is different this time.

He didn't find a temporary girlfriend, but went for a semi-permanent love. The Puerto Rican model he met at a Gisele Bundchen party happened to be in the Bay Area for a magazine shoot, which happened to coincide with her birthday.

As a master of romantic temperament, Randolph certainly wants to give this girl from a foreign country a little bit of love from a scumbag in the United States.

And...it just happened that the team was resting in Oakland for two days, so I couldn't think of a relaxing party.

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San Francisco's best bar is full every day, and it's only natural that Bearded Davis entertains his close friend Jessica Alba from Hollywood.

Jessica has been very troubled recently. Since she was elected the most beautiful woman in the world in 2005, her career has also reached its peak with the broadcast of Fantastic Four. But after entering 2007, it took a sharp turn for the worse. This has nothing to do with her engagement to Wonder Woman's Assistant Director Aaron. Here in the US, the actress doesn't lose her popularity just because she looks for a boyfriend. What really gets her into trouble is... She is surrounded by some stinky news. The media also teased her about her sexually transmitted diseases while reporting on Bruce's rumored girlfriend.

Recently, as Hollywood's biggest public opinion engine, Mr. Bruce, has entered the busy NBA season, and another troublesome Britney Spears has entered the retreat mode, Lindsay Lohan, the troublesome leader of the new generation, has been thrown into drug rehab. So, the reporters started to focus their firepower on her again.

After all, there are not many actresses who are suspected of being infected with the surname virus and have been exposed.

Under the fire of the media, Jessica Alba was invited by her best friend, the bearded Davis, to Oakland to relax.

Davis, who just got a huge contract extension, of course entertained close friends from Hollywood.

Recently, Davis can be said to be proud of the horseshoe disease. He led the team to the black eight in the playoffs last season, so that his name will remain in the history of the Golden State team forever. At the same time, he is honored as the boss of the Golden State gang. less advertising. He even extended his tentacles back to his hometown of Los Angeles. At the same time, he also invested in many Hollywood projects.

He vowed to be the most entertaining bigwig in the NBA.

That's why he's joined his stalwart brothers Stephen Jackson, Al Harrington, Pietrus and Biedrins at the famous nightclub.

"...When I establish a foothold in Hollywood, brothers can join in. I have established a good relationship with Paramount, and my entertainment company will soon become a hot capital. At that time, you invest in and make a fortune together ……Hahaha"

Davis is extraordinarily hearty.

He almost walked into the nightclub and yelled, "Davis will pay for all the consumption tonight."

After they were seated at the booth they reserved, Davis quickly began to mock the upcoming opponent: "Does Bruce know? He is simply a stupefied young man. He actually bypassed the six major production companies and the screenwriters' union to create the script himself." Engaged in production, now the entire Hollywood is waiting to see him lose his underwear. Let me tell you, we need to find a strong company to cooperate with, a strong alliance..."

Davis kept talking, and his brothers followed suit. Jessica Alba also nodded repeatedly. She is a veteran actress in Hollywood, and she knows the dilemma faced by Li Zhen's "The Hangover".

At this moment, the sharp-eyed defensive player Pietrus suddenly pointed at the door: "Those people seem to be Knicks players."

The warriors looked at the past with their fingers, sure enough.

Zach Randolph strides in with a tall model in his arms, Eddie Griffin, Nate Robinson, Jeff Reese, Quentin Richardson, and... Bruce Lee.

Hey Bruce Lee. Bruce is actually here?

Jessica Alba couldn't help but her eyes lit up. It was the first time for her, the former most beautiful woman in the world, to meet the current most handsome man in the world. She really deserved her reputation. This figure, this face, is 10,000 times better than on TV. Although the lights flickered on and off, his temperament was so outstanding, like a firefly in the dark, bright and outstanding!

Her eyes couldn't help being obsessed.

This made the bearded close friend next to him quite tasteful. He already had a grudge against Stanford's pride, Li Zhenxin. Now, as soon as Li Zhen appeared, his salivating best friend looked like a slut, what a mess! !

He was very upset.

What's even more annoying is that Zach Randolph and the others are still sitting in the booth in front of them.

Before sitting down, they met each other face to face.

It was kind of friendly at first, especially Nate Robinson, he opened his mouth and said: Hey, isn't this the idiots of the Warriors?

Black people speak in this way.

If you're an acquaintance, that's perfectly fine. It's like there are at least five dads in a male dormitory in China.

But the problem is... not an acquaintance at all.

Everyone will meet again tomorrow night, you are an idiot with your mouth, what a mess.

Stephen Jackson was a little angry at the time. He even thought of his great achievements. He once threw people out of the window in a bar. Now the little potato in front of me, isn't it three times five times two.

Fortunately... Li Zhen made a smiling face here, dispelling some of the smell of gunpowder.

But NBA stars are all aggressive multi-millionaires.

Especially tonight, Davis brought Jessica Alba to relax. Zach Randolph celebrated his semi-permanent girlfriend's birthday in Puerto Rico.

Disputes soon arose.

Zach insisted on the live DJ playing happy birthday songs for him, and emphasized that he is an NBA superstar and a super singer on the B chart. Taking advantage of the opportunity, he took out a dollar bill gun and shot non-stop, one dollar bills shot everywhere Both are.

Davis hoped that the DJ would come up with some happy songs, and the two tossed back and forth.

Finally, the bearded man let go: Do ​​you frankly know where this is? This is my territory.

"Can I go to you?"

Randolph covered his bearded face with cake and pushed Davis to the back.

At this time, the Warriors gang rushed over, and Stephen Jackson whimpered, showing his aura of punching Auburn Palace.

According to common sense, this situation is often impossible to fight.

But the problem is, there is no normal person on the Knicks side at all.

Little Tudou has been doing evil for many years, relying on his sneak attack ability. He was the one who caused Melon to make trouble in Madison Garden.

Now, he's at it again.

boom!

He suddenly jumped up from the shadows and gave Pietrus an old punch. At that time, Pietrus had a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Afterwards, he even hid behind Li Zhen.

Pietrus was not willing to suffer, he picked up the bottle and came towards Li Zhen.

He hit Nate Robinson, and Eddie Griffin might not make a shot.

But it is absolutely not allowed to come to the spiritual leader to lead the eldest brother Li Zhen, the lighthouse of life. At that time, he stood in front of Li Zhen, grabbed the wine bottle, and took advantage of the situation with a heartwarming kick. At that time, the French Jordan Pietrus stepped back three steps and sat down on the ground.

With the fall of Pietrus.

The scene immediately became chaotic, and no one frankly respected the rules of the rivers and lakes.

Raise your fist and go up.

Especially Davis and Jackson.

Davis went up and hugged Randolph, the two rolled into a ball, and frantically performed "Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu" on the ground. Randolph's fat face was scratched countless times, and Davis' proud beard I don't know how much I was robbed.

At the same time, while Biedrins was hugging Griffin, Wu Sheng Jackson forcibly pressed Li Zhen on the sofa.

He pinched Li Zhen's neck with one hand, and raised his fist with his right hand to smash Li Zhen's head, but Jeffries quickly hugged him.

Just when his resentment was so strong that he wanted to smack Li Zhen's handsome face, he suddenly felt trembling all over, and his hands loosened inexplicably. At the same time, Jessica Alba came up and pushed him, and she screamed: "Ah!! Stop hitting."

But the whole person has subconsciously protected Li Zhen.

Stephen Jackson instantly felt the biggest crit in the brawl.

Hello!

You are with us.

Why protect him?

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he rushed over to beat Li Zhen again. He wished he could tear Li Zhen's handsome face into pieces immediately.

Li Zhen quickly pushed Jessica Alba away, looking like a tough man.

This made Jessica Alba deeply admire her: a real man.

But in fact, what Li Zhen thought in his heart was: Come on, release your malice a little more, and let me get some more power! 6 points of strength can't cheer me up at all! ! !

However, Jeff Rees, the best defensive player on the Knicks wing, hugged Stephen Jackson tightly, and fell to the ground, shouting: Bruce, go! !

What a hymn of loyalty!

Li Zhen is stunned! !

Hello! I need him to beat me, I long for power, for the power of a martial saint, this will strengthen my confrontation.

However, at this time, Stephen Jackson's sky has been blinded by Nate Robinson.

No one knows why Nate Robinson has this habit of sitting on Jackson's head and rubbing it.

What pose is this?

This shouldn't happen to men.

Until the security came to stop the scene, Nate Robinson was still doing that disgusting thing.

In the end he couldn't bear to let go, and said to Li Chen: I farted three times in a row just now!

Pooh! Pooh! Pooh! !

Stephen Jackson kept spitting over there, and even wanted to pick his throat.

Disgusting enough to explode.

It is not difficult to see from Stephen Jackson's eyes that can kill people, he has eaten Nate Robinson's heart.

Fortunately, the best manager in the Bay Area has excellent public relations skills. After a lot of talking, he finally managed to understand everyone's ideological work. After all, everyone is a public figure, and it is not good for everyone if there is a big trouble.

Moreover, in case of a suspension...the economic loss will be greater, so it is better to forget it.

He even made a suggestion: "If everyone is upset, wouldn't it be okay to vent it on the court tomorrow night?"

This sentence gave the Warriors a step up.

Davis, whose beard was mostly plucked, glared at Zach Randolph, whose face was covered in blood: Wait until tomorrow night, I will dunk on your head non-stop! I will kill you!

Pietrus also uttered nasty words about Eddie Griffin.

Stephen Jackson stared at Robinson with eyes that could kill people, and he vowed to sit on Little Potato to death.

On the other hand, the Knicks are relatively calm. After all, they didn't lose the fight!

snort!

The Warriors players lowered their nasal voices and turned to leave.

When they walked out of the bar, they realized that there seemed to be one person missing.

Hello!

Jessica, come out yet?

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