The God of Basketball

The Lee House on Long Island, New York.

Professor Li was concentrating on flipping through the information provided by Wang Shoudao.

His brows sometimes stretched and sometimes furrowed. He is very satisfied with Li Chen's domestic investment report card. All the data are showing that everything is showing a gratifying upward trend.

However, what made him a little worried was: "Don't you think it's a little strange recently?"

"Li Zhen hasn't had an affair for nearly four months, and there is no report on TV that he has an affair with a new female star. Even the female star named Scarlett Johansson keeps criticizing him."

On the one hand, Professor Li is very happy that his son has finally found his way back from the crowd of women, but on the other hand, he can’t help worrying that his son will be like his cousin, who is almost thirty years old and still a loner, who often writes ten stories without knowing Shakespeare. Quatrains.

"Uncle, I think you are too nervous. With my cousin's appearance, talent and ability, you don't have to worry about women not liking him. In fact, my aunt has always asked me to keep an eye on him so that he won't be too early. She always made me fill Li Zhen's bag or bedside with family planning supplies."

"She doesn't want to be a grandma so early."

In front of his uncle, Wang Shoudao unprincipled the secret mission assigned by his aunt. After all, his aunt wouldn't instruct him in sonnets, she'd just give him money.

What can money solve?

Wang Shoudao is a young man of literature and art. He and his pen pals communicate with each other at a high level, emphasizing a platonic spiritual connection.

"It's just nonsense." Professor Li said angrily: "Our Li family has been passed down for three generations. She doesn't understand the meaning of passing on the family line at all, and her thinking is completely Westernized."

"Listen, from today onwards, stop providing Li Chen with family planning supplies, or use needles to poke holes in his family planning supplies."

Forehead…….

Wang Shoudao hesitated.

He said: "He is my dear friend after all... Two sonnets a week are needed."

Professor Li gritted his teeth and finally agreed.

Then, he saw the breaking news on TV.

"Shocking!!! The number one playboy in the sports circle, Bruce Lee, is actually a golden bachelor.

All the female stars who have been rumored to have sex with him have denied any relationship with him. "

The entertainment anchor on TV spread the message to the front of the TV in an exaggerated tone: "This is even more incredible than aliens visiting the earth. Could it be that we have been wrong in accusing Bruce all the time?"

"As his teammates said, he is improving so fast that he doesn't have the energy to disperse on women?"

The host trembled with excitement, and then the director played the audio that was secretly recorded by the paparazzi.

It is causing an uproar in TV media, Internet media and even print media.

The entire North American stylistic circle is in chaos.

Professor Li was shocked when he saw the news: Is everything fake?

His mind began to fog.

…

After Li Zhen arrived at the New York airport, he got the message through his mobile phone.

At that time, he was dumbfounded.

He clearly heard from the audio on the Internet that all the female stars who had been close to him said that they had nothing to do with him, and he suddenly felt a strong sense of absurdity.

Woman, why are you always so duplicity?

He obviously loves me to death, but he pretends to be reserved, saying that he has nothing to do with him.

However, Li Zhen couldn't help but feel a little rejoicing despite his astonishment.

Fortunately, these women got together and didn't talk about the sweet process with themselves. If it is really exposed, it will really give Li Zhen a headache... For such a thing, it would be great to be able to travel at night in fine clothes.

Therefore, Li Zhen quickly adjusted his mood.

This is a good thing!

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What is surprising is that such a turmoil has attracted the cynicism of many basketball media and NBA players.

"I've known for a long time that all this is just media hype. How could there be so many female stars who are desperate to associate with him? What's more, how could someone reject Tom Brady and choose him instead?"

"Bruce's true colors have been exposed. He is not as amazing as he claims to be. He will soon be revealed."

"Bruce managed to make himself the most glamorous player in the NBA through the scandals, because he got a lot of attention off the court, including sponsorship. But now, it's time to end that. Let it all talk about basketball. "

"..."

These media that claim to speak with basketball did not spend a lot of time reporting on how Bruce turned the tide in Boston. Instead, they focused on the fact that Li Zhen's femininity was not as magical as the legend said. This is downright ridiculous and self-slapping... This is the nature of American media: double standards!

Of course, there are also some players who claim to be handsome or think they are more masculine, and they can't wait to stand up.

They smear themselves with all kinds of beautiful camouflage.

"If it wasn't for the hype, how could there be a female star who would be involved with flashy men. Those Europeans and Asians are doing their best to describe Bruce as the perfect man, but this is not true. A perfect man should have a Strong muscles and a determined fighting spirit!"

Dwyane Wade, who was reimbursed for the season, did not forget to express his views on Facebook invested by Bruce while lying on the hospital bed.

Of course, many comments below also supplemented his point of view: a perfect man should also have sharp inverted triangle cheeks.

"I don't care about him at all, but I know it must be true. He's a nuisance everywhere."

After Paul Pierce arrived in Los Angeles, he didn't forget to talk.

In addition, there is James' agent, who is also talking. He believes that Li Zhen's commercial value will be greatly affected, and he asserts that the films invested by Li Zhen will suffer a terrible loss, and there will be no income.

All of a sudden, many players who had old grievances and conflicts with Li Zhen appeared on the stage one after another.

This is also a glimpse of the leopard, and we can see the pattern of Bruce in today's league.

He was not only hated by the Boston Big Three of the pan-96 golden generation, but also regarded as a thorn in the flesh by the 03 ultra-platinum generation. In addition, like the point guard Shuangjiao in 2005, Detroit's five tigers... also have a grudge against him.

Being able to offend two or three generations at the same time, I have to say that Li Zhen has a lot of cheese.

But what the hell?

Li Zhen never cared!

Now that you have decided to take the most difficult path in the NBA, why not make an enemy of the world?

Even a sour argument repeated ten thousand times will not become the truth.

It's like when Li Zhen first joined the league, those clowns who pointed at him have long since disappeared. Among the rookies in the same class as him, except for Brandon Roy who can still see the back of his neck, the others have already been left far behind. Lagalondo even played just one quarter before realizing that the gap between them was insurmountable.

Strength is the hard currency!

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The chain of contempt in the sports circle actually has little impact on the overall public opinion, although James' agent vowed to emphasize that the box office of "The Hangover" will be greatly affected, and it will become an important sign of the decline in Li Chen's commercial value.

But this agent obviously doesn't understand the entertainment industry, let alone women.

Women's love and fantasies for unowned things are unimaginable.

When Bruce was admitted by those female stars that he had nothing to do with it, the women's first thought was not to gloat, but to feel distressed!

I feel distressed that Bruce Lee has been a scapegoat for so long and is called a playboy.

Then, the second thought is: such a good man has been misunderstood so badly, I must let me comfort him.

Next up: why can't I be his life partner?

Ever since, women are ready to move.

Bruce's sneakers have shown a multiplied increase across North America, and the hangover with few filming schedules is even more difficult to find.

The box office on the first day exceeded 12 million US dollars.

The major theaters hurriedly adjusted their film schedules. They never dreamed that this news would bring such a strong movie-watching frenzy.

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What everyone didn't expect was that although the audience went for Bruce Lee, they all said that the trip was worthwhile after leaving the cinema. This low-cost comedy film won the praise of female movie fans and gave it a very high evaluation.

On the second day, the lineup climbed to 10%.

After doubling the price, it is still hard to get a ticket.

Because, on the major film review websites, word-of-mouth has already formed and fermented.

"The Hangover" is a hilarious family comedy with a lot of flavor. ("Rolling Stone" review)

Compared with the expectations before the release, "The Hangover" is really a surprising movie. ("Entertainment Weekly" review)

Bruce Lee's talent is so incredible, it's hard to imagine this tight-fitting comedy being written by a basketball player. ("Chicago Tribune" review)

"The Hangover" is definitely the best work in the series. It sets up an unbreakable iron law of the plot: on the eve of the wedding, bad friends hold a crazy bachelor party. Save your life without solving the mystery. (New York Times Review)

The humor of "The Hangover" flows continuously like water in the valley, and the outstanding performance of the three leading actors keeps the familiar plot in a balance between freshness and kindness. And the cameos of the two super handsome guys Bruce and Leonardo have become the most amazing easter eggs in the Christmas file. ("Movie World" review)

The theme of the script created by Bruce condenses the subconscious content of psychoanalysis, and shows the tendency of modern people to seek excitement and carnival due to mental depression. In terms of creative skills, the film adopts a civilian perspective, uses suspense to the extreme, truly records the language in life, and brings visual and psychological pleasure to the audience. ("New York Times" review)

When authoritative film critics keep giving positive comments, coupled with the fuel of those crazy female fans. The box office of The Hangover has been counterattacking upwards at an astonishing rate.

The second day's box office has exceeded 26 million US dollars.

And with the third day of filming surpassing the movie starring Johnny Depp, it jumped to the second place after "I Am Legend". The most conservative forecast given by the famous film magazine is: the box office of this movie in North America will exceed 2.5. billion dollars.

Compared with its investment of less than 40 million US dollars, Li Zhen, as the largest investor, will undoubtedly make a lot of money.

You know... this is just the box office in North America.

With Bruce's super influence in Asia and the quality of the film itself, it can definitely achieve greater results in the global market. It will not be an exaggeration for the total box office to exceed 500 million US dollars.

Moreover, as a family comedy, its income in the home video market will also be an exaggerated astronomical figure.

Ashley Olsen had already had a series of surprise gaffes, and even Bruce tried his best to fight seven rounds on Christmas night and couldn't stop her trembling legs.

Because Paramount, Universal, Fox, Warner and even Disney have frantically offered her an olive branch, and they can't wait to cooperate with Li Zhen for the second film.

He even offered a guarantee of tens of millions of dollars in screenwriter salary and box office dividends.

This is the Hollywood Vanity Fair. Capital is like a shark smelling blood. They will desperately flock to projects they think can be profitable, and offer incredible prices.

But obviously, Li Zhen didn't want to make a decision so quickly. Because the plot of The Hangover 2 has not yet appeared in his mind.

The soaring box office of "The Hangover" made James' agent quite uncomfortable. He never dreamed that it would be such a result. Why are those female stars frantically flocking to the cinema to pay for him even though those female stars claim to have nothing to do with him, and his charm is greatly reduced?

He couldn't figure it out.

Because he really doesn't have a deep understanding of women.

And if he knew that Bruce had been doing intensive time management during these three days, he might collapse completely.

Those women who swore that they had no emotional entanglement with Bruce didn't let him go at all after learning that Li Zhen had three days to rest.

Gisele Bundchen tricked Li Zhen to her villa in the name of inviting Bruce Lee to watch a new season of products, and then inexplicably locked him in a secret room and played a room escape game.

What a thrill!

There are three levels in total, Bruce tried his best.

In the afternoon, he sent Anne Hathaway to Kennedy Airport. Originally, the journey was less than an hour, but Anne Hathaway navigated to a drive-in theater and insisted on watching three movies.

The proprietress of the drive-in movie theater is crazy, she has never seen such a scene, and her husband has been complained for a long time because of this.

Finally, after Christmas, Bruce didn't even get to watch Kobe Bryant's buzzer-beating win over the Boston Celtics last night.

I was invited by Elizabeth to her apartment to give her final homework tutoring in the name of Harvard's top students...

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The defeat of the Celtics in Los Angeles made them full of resentment, and the Big Three, which had high hopes, lost to the Knicks one after another, and the Lakers made them embarrassing.

Also, the Los Angeles media didn't treat their historic rivals well.

The media, led by the Orange County Chronicle, gave Boston a fierce cynicism,

"The tragedy of humanity is that a bunch of old men come together and always think they can change the world. The Big Three who spent their energy in Boston will prove that...they can't control this era."

"If the excuse for the game is: Kevin Garnett is absent. Then this game... well, they may use Tony Allen's brow bone injury to describe it."

"After all, he only lost by 2 points."

The L.A. media's satire technique is always on.

Especially when dealing with the Celtics, they always perform at a super level. After all, the historical grievances of these two teams are enough to cover two million words.

Kobe Bryant, as the superhero who reversed the game, did not add insult to injury. He just said humorously: "I am very sad that I have 3 points less than Bruce. Does this mean that I am old?"

He is always used to expressing his steely friendship with Bruce in front of the media.

Of course, the Los Angeles media will never allow the hottest current events to be ignored.

"I don't know why people have questions about Bruce's charisma."

"He is the most handsome boy I have ever seen, and he is full of outstanding temperament. Even my little daughter would rather be held by him than me."

"Besides, the conversations of those female stars in private don't mean anything. It's like, I wouldn't admit that I fell in love with the girl in the next class in my high school dormitory."

The Black Mamba quickly ended the interview.

He was then asked how he felt about the Knicks beating the Celtics by 10 points while the Lakers only won by 2 points.

Bryant certainly won't throw in the towel.

But he also won't use Kevin Garnett as a shield.

He just emphasized: I hope that Bruce's progress can be faster, and the Knicks' transaction can be smoother. I'm really looking forward to playing against the Knicks in the Finals.

It is Kobe Bryant's long-cherished wish to meet young people at the top.

He doesn't like the old and strong Big Three, nor does he like the drama of 24VS23. He is more keen on the peak duel with Bruce Lee.

The words quickly spread back to New York.

The two megacities on the East and West Coasts actually came to terms with Boston.

The friendship between Bruce and Kobe seems to be closing the distance between the two cities.

Of course, New Yorkers are more concerned about the trade Kobe Bryant described.

Now...the whole world knows Jamal Crawford is going to be traded. But what can he exchange for? Halfway through the season, everyone has begun to look forward to how far they can go in the playoffs.

The previous David Lee deal caused some controversy. New York fans have a good impression of David Lee, a white young man with good character and learning.

They were very reluctant to leave David Lee, and some of them were led by the media, thinking that the chips given by the Warriors were too low.

However, the victory in Boston made everyone marvel at Isiah Thomas's god operation again. Foyer and Barnes seamlessly connected the Knicks' existing tactics and significantly improved the team's defense, which gave fans greater confidence in the playoffs.

And now, the Jamal Crawford deal has become another problem.

What can be exchanged for him?

Some expect it to be a draft pick.

Someone expects to be an inside center.

Others expect to be a 3-point shooter.

But these plans are still in Bruce Lee's mailbox.

Isaiah Thomas didn't dare to make a decision lightly, even though he scolded Fang Qiu in front of the media and was full of arrogance in front of the boss.

But when it came to the matter, he still obeyed Li Zhen's suggestion.

After all, he, who is bluffing to the point of cuteness, relies on Bruce from the bottom of his heart!

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