The God of Basketball

The 57th NBA All-Star Game started at the New Orleans Stadium at 7:30 pm on February 17, 2008.

When Li Zhen played, he was undoubtedly booed by the audience. The people of New Orleans have a natural hostility towards Li Zhen, just like the young lady of his pick was robbed of the C position by others.

LeBron James has long been in the mood to fight. He was obviously a little unhappy at the beginning of the game, and the boos that Li Zhen received were higher than his own cheers. So he actually roared twice to show his presence...Compared to last year when he was still dancing in Las Vegas, this year he is undoubtedly much more dignified.

But think about it, things are different. Last year, he was still a well-deserved absolute C position, and the prestige of the Chosen One was resounding in the casino.

But now, the C position has been divided in half, and he is not even as popular as Li Zhen.

If Goodwin hadn't been shameless and said on TV, "Then please play the whole court for LeBron", he was really afraid that Li Zhen would snatch the MVP away tonight.

After all, that bastard is the best at showing off.

Li Zhen obviously didn't have extra time to speculate on the slender and sensitive heart under Mr. LeBron's mighty appearance. He even turned a blind eye to the boos of the 20,000 fans in the audience.

His mind has long been taken away by Blake Lively.

This rising star in Hollywood obviously did not take Scarlett Johansson's warning seriously, and she still appeared in the first row wearing Li Zhen's No. 10 jersey tonight.

In fact, when she was interviewed by a TNT sideline reporter earlier, she proudly declared: "At least in terms of height, I am closer to Bruce than them. He doesn't need to spread my legs, and I don't need to stand on tiptoe." Toe."

Well, the lovely Blake must have forgotten about supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Gisele Bundchen has been questioned recently because of the New Patriots' undefeated record, coupled with Blake's once again showing off in the Super Bowl to help the team win the championship. Her rejection of Tom Brady's choice of Bruce Lee has become the focus of ridicule in the media.

Many people think that she picked the sesame seeds and threw away the watermelon.

Of course, Wall Street's Fortune magazine is doing its best to criticize this statement, because Bruce's wealth data is much more amazing than Tom Brady. He's still saddled with debt, but in terms of stocks, options and fixed assets, no one in sports will be richer than him.

However... for the general public,

These things are too far away, but the championship trophy of the new Patriots is real.

Like Blake Lively blowing kisses.

She cheered up the fans in front of the TV.

"Well, we have added another youth idol to our list of rumored girlfriends of Bruce." Charles Barkley wiped his mouth on TV and said: "The thing I admire the most about Bruce is that he is inclusive and treats everyone equally. Whether it is a youth idol, Acting queen, runway legend, and even a little princess in a children's show, he can do it all."

"Is it possible to add another black man and a homosexual to prove his political correctness in choosing a spouse?" Kenny complained angrily.

Unexpectedly, Barkley didn't care about it. Instead, he emphasized: "I recommend Rihanna. Rihanna is a good option."

Kenny ignored him and followed the starters from both sides to the field. He began to mutter: "Wow, when Bruce and Dwyane Wade stood next to each other, I realized that they were about the same height. Bruce is amazing, can a yellow man grow to 25 years old? He just entered the league At the time, I remember only 186. And our Wade claimed to have a height of 196."

"Fuck his 196, he's at most 193." Charles Barkley muttered angrily.

As a typical example of falsely reporting his height, he obviously has enough right to speak to discuss this matter.

Then, before the game officially started.

The two focused on discussing the dispute over the C position that the Eastern team had caused the entire basketball circle to rage this morning.

Of course, Kenny sided with Bruce, thinking that Bruce, as the vote champion elected by the fans, should of course stand in the C position with the bouquet.

Charles also supports this argument.

But at the same time, he felt that LeBron, as the No. 1 star in the Eastern Conference, also had this qualification.

The two made a muddle together.

The game started at this time.

Dwight Howard easily defeated Yao Huang.

Although Yao Huang is already a regular guest of the All-Stars, his humor off the court is also impressive. However, he still couldn't learn to adapt to the atmosphere of this exhibition game.

For this honest and sincere Shanghai man, the game can only be divided into two modes: either fight to the death, or stand here like a stake.

Tonight, he's a stake.

He watched as Li Chen entered the penalty area with a gorgeous spin from his side, and vacated into the air, playing a dazzling pull-bar and layup with a change of hands.

If this were New York, there would have been a tsunami of cheers.

This action is so beautiful.

Every frame is as meaningful as art.

Barkley couldn't help exclaiming on TV: "Bruce is so elegant, I can't think of anyone who can do such an action, it's so beautiful!! No wonder more and more kids are willing to wear 10 on the street now. jersey number. Bruce is the one who sold the most jerseys this season, right?"

Kenny raised his eyebrows proudly: "Of course."

show off!

LeBron muttered inwardly.

Swish!

Kobe of the Western team quickly completed the attack with a dry three-pointer.

Looking back, Li Zhen faced Iverson's eyes and defended. He used a crotch piercing to kill Iverson very elegantly... Iverson responded with a wry smile, and the fans at the scene couldn't hold back their surprise. call.

After passing Iverson, Li Zhen went deep into the restricted area again.

This time, Yao Huang even raised his hands in advance to express that he was absolutely defenseless.

Unexpectedly, Bruce jumped up and smashed the basketball from between his hands to the backboard. Dwight Howard bounced just right, and he grabbed the rebounded basketball with both hands and smashed it into the basket!

New Orleans, which had been holding back for a long time, finally broke out with mighty cheers.

Because the person who scored the goal was not Bruce Lee, although they all knew that 90% of the credit for the goal should be attributed to Bruce Lee who played the show to the extreme.

"This guy is a natural star! His every move is full of charm, and his mind is full of incredible ideas. Who would have thought that he would give Iverson a crotch, who would have thought that he would play from the top of Yao Huang's head Hitting the ball."

Kenny praised: "He is too suitable for the All-Star stage."

Li Zhen is indeed a creative talent.

And he is graceful.

In an undefended situation, he was tumbling in the penalty area like a butterfly wearing a flower, and he gave a magical touch that exceeded the reaction at any time.

Whether it is passing the ball behind the head, passing the ball with the elbow, or suddenly giving the crotch while walking... These are all testing the limits of his creativity.

The Sao Paulo fans at the scene couldn't help but reflect in their heads: Chris doesn't seem to be very good at these.

Li Zhen played for 5 minutes in the opening game.

He became the absolute protagonist on the All-Star stage, full of charm in his gestures, and completed dazzling offenses while walking in the court.

4 points and 5 assists, helping the team lead by 6 points at 22:16.

When LeBron James' expression was bitter, Isiah waved his hand and replaced him and Zach Randolph.

And, he kept his promise to keep LeBron on the court.

LeBron finally ushered in the opportunity to perform.

His approach is completely different from that of Li Zhen. Li Zhen has unlimited creativity, but he is open and bitter.

After getting the first wave of the ball, he rushed into the penalty area to complete a powerful dunk!

Fierce is fierce, but it makes the atmosphere less all-star.

Correspondingly, the West team also returned dunks in the next round. After Stoudemire came on the field, he played a classic V-coordination with Stephen Nash, and a dunk made the restricted area blossom!

The two sides have changed from previous technical discussions and creative research to a direct assault on the basket.

Interest plummeted.

James is happy.

Both he and Paul Pierce of the Celtics have no sense of humor, and the two teamed up to play all kinds of live ammunition.

It made the western army restrain their smiles.

So the two sides unnaturally began some actual combat operations.

Li Chen was indifferent to this. He sat at the end of the bench and had a conversation with Denzel Washington behind him.

As the actor, Denzel Washington is also quite gossip.

He asked about the relationship between Li Zhen and Scarlett Johansson, because he felt that Scarlett's speech on TV had performance elements.

Li Zhen suddenly felt that professionalism is still professional, and the actor's eyes are really vicious.

Of course, it is impossible for him to admit that he has any relationship with Scarlett, after all, no relationship has happened yet.

Afterwards, the two chatted about the blockbuster movie, which Denzel thought was well done. And said that if there is a script that is not very funny in the future, the two parties can cooperate.

Denzel didn't say it was okay.

When he said this, several not-so-funny movie scripts really popped up in Li Zhen's head.

It's just that neither looks right for Denzel.

While the two were talking, the game had gone from quarter to quarter.

Both sides come and go, so lively.

Impressively, Brandon Roy of the West has hit consecutive jumpers, and he played a role after LeBron James entered the real game.

The unsmiling yellow mamba frequently provoked wars on the two wings, and poor Joe Johnson, despite his offensive skills, was always poor on defense.

At the same time, Chris Paul also staged a new legend with David West.

After replacing Nash and Stoudemire, they repeatedly used pick-and-rolls and mid-range jumpers to torture the East's offense.

In contrast, the LeBron + Pierce combination in the East is a bit rough.

If it weren't for Ray Allen's running to give the two of them enough space, their heads-up would make the picture continue to be 30% boring!

If it's not New Orleans, it's Los Angeles or New York.

Fans in big cities started chanting early: We need Bruce Lee!

Swish!

With Brandon Roy hitting an exaggerated ultra-long-range buzzer three-pointer before the halftime break, the West entered the halftime with a 79:72 lead by 7 points.

LeBron James scored 17 points, 6 rebounds and 4 assists in halftime.

If this efficiency is maintained in the second half, once the East wins, he will be a well-deserved MVP.

On the other hand, the situation in the west is not so clear.

They have four players scoring in double figures, Kobe, Roy, West and Stoudemire, their scores are almost the same, all around 12 points.

This will bring great disadvantages to the final selection work.

"We will work harder in the second half. I believe that the 7-point deficit will not hurt our morale. We will beat them to the ground!"

After LeBron James returned to the bench, he delivered a rousing speech, and he was fluent.

But it seems that, in addition to Wade, Bosh, no one else bought his list.

This isn't Cleveland after all.

Even...Zach Randolph was still taunting him there: "I think some people can't get the MVP even if they play the whole game."

Randolph's venomous tongue makes people want to slap them both.

However, the Chosen One endured. He is a person who is very good at managing his emotions.

Moreover, he is also good at turning this emotion into motivation and using actions to counterattack.

I have to say that LeBron James is indeed the best candidate for the face of the league. There will never be negative news about him, and he is extremely self-disciplined. And there is a genetic barrier gap with Randolph, a free-spirited and free-spirited black man.

From the point of view of a sage, he is not only impeccable, but also impeccable.

"Bruce."

Isaiah finally called Li Zhen's name, and then he called Li Zhen aside, and said quietly: "This is the first time in my career to coach an All-Star, and I don't want to go home with a failure. So, you have to be more Just work hard."

He put all his hopes of pretending to be aggressive on Li Zhen.

Just like all his previous coquettish operations.

Li Zhen still couldn't refuse, this guy's eyes were so seductive and penetrating... Li Zhen suddenly understood why Mr. James Dolan favored this annoying little assassin so much.

All right.

Li Zhen nodded in agreement.

After the New Orleans romantic performance at halftime, Li Chen took the starting lineup onto the court. "I thought the halftime show was New Orleans chicken wings," Zach Randolph muttered as he walked onto the court.

"Baked and eaten now."

Randolph patted his belly, he seemed a little hungry.

When players from both sides stepped onto the court, the West team also made adjustments.

Host Chris Paul became the starter, with Brandon Roy, Carmelo Anthony, David West and Nowitzki.

This is just great. Friends all gathered together.

Chris Paul is a formidable enemy who competes with Li Zhen for the league's number one point guard.

Brandon Roy is a fellow student who is known as Li Zhen's lifelong enemy.

Carmelo Anthony, as the banana boat brother, plus the Knicks bloodbathed Colorado, has kept him in his heart.

David West is a subsidiary force of Chris Paul.

Nowitzki is slightly better, but he is the only man who can compete with Li Zhenyi in terms of hair volume and length after Nash cut off his hair.

Depressed, Li Zhen cast his eyes on the old Zen master who was on the sidelines: How about being a human being?

This is forcing me to fight!

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