The God of Basketball

Li Zhen likes straight girls like Scarlett Bitch Johansson, she won't write that kind of emotional chicken soup on her personal webpage every day.

A man like Bruce, who is busy improving himself every day, has no time to appreciate those tactful emotions.

Just be straight to the point and cut to the chase, okay?

Of course, Li Zhen's appearance in Los Angeles was definitely not to have a fight to the death between a nurse and a patient with a bitch. His main purpose is to temper his offensive ability more carefully before the playoffs.

Although the media is now hyping up the MVP competition, Li Zhen will never let go of the idea of ​​"using" Kobe as a tool.

The Black Mamba loves it, he likes motivated people.

Therefore, he personally welcomed Li Zhen back to the manor. He even expressed regret and jealousy for Li Chen running out to stay overnight... He is the kind of man who insists on occupying every second of Li Chen, wishing he could stay with Li Chen in the training hall all the time.

Vanessa took exception to this, and she felt that Bryant should have had a son of his own to cope with his endless training desires, instead of putting his energy on a playboy: no results.

"So, what the hell did you do last night?"

"Why do I feel like your energy is better today?"

"Do you have any special way of exercising your body, is it Chinese Kung Fu? Why have I never seen you tired? Why has your physical fitness improved so quickly?"

Black Mamba has many questions he wants to ask Li Zhen.

But there is not a single question that Li Zhen can answer.

He can't tell the Black Mamba, "Last night, Scarlett and I had an all-night discussion on experiential acting skills. She played the nurse and I played the king. Under the immersive plot design, we passed through many high-frequency The experiment got the great harmony of life. '.

Moreover, my upgrade system is too mysterious, you won't believe it when I tell it.

Bottom line, if I told you 'I stripped Michael Jordan of his cheats on Day of Thunder and evolved step by step', the Black Mamba could very well turn into a modern day Franklin, a man flying a kite on Day of Thunder .

Too dangerous.

"I just took a bath last night.

I don't know Chinese Kungfu, not every Chinese can do Kungfu. The reason why my physical fitness has improved so quickly is because I am diligent in training and collaborating with the scientific team. "

"If there's anything special about it, it's because I love baths."

Li Zhen made up a random reason. There must be something special, so at this time, traditional Chinese culture has become a shield... He originally wanted to talk about acupuncture, but acupuncture is too painful, so let's take a bath if you like it.

Take a bath?

The black mamba was indeed attracted.

"Yes, that's right. Bathing with traditional Chinese medicine is good for blood circulation and recovery of the body. I think you can try it, and I heard that it has a miraculous effect on having children."

Li Zhen said this while sitting at the dinner table.

Before Kobe answered, Vanessa couldn't wait: "Soak! Soak! Tonight! Bruce, can you give me a recipe?"

"Oh, you can just go to any Chinese medicine store in Chinatown." Li Zhen doesn't have any formula.

However, what he didn't know was... he really fanned the wings of a butterfly by making such nonsense. Although Kobe Bryant, who fell in love with bathing, did not become significantly stronger on the court, he also changed the trajectory of many original things. Example: Two days later, Vanessa purchased a stretched Cadillac.

Vanessa's eagerness made the project of taking a bath extremely fast...Family life is often like this, and if the project is driven by the wife, it is usually very fast. And if it is a husband, it may have to be read a second time, read a third time, dismissed, rejected again, and then die without a problem.

Kobe is very close to his family status.

Fortunately, Fox Sports broadcast the latest situation of the Eastern Conference playoffs in time.

The unknown Philadelphia Seventy-Sixers finally secured the eighth spot in the Eastern Conference through their last game against the Toronto Raptors, becoming the last team to get a ticket to the playoffs.

It is a pity that the Toronto Raptors, who once occupied sixth in the Eastern Conference, did not even make the playoffs because of deliberate release of water.

The Indiana Pacers and Chicago Bulls have the same tragic fate as the Raptors.

They were both kicked out of the playoff teams.

"That's what steals the chicken and loses the rice." Li Zhen said sarcastically: "If they had adopted a steady and steady strategy from the beginning, the Sixers would have no chance of entering the playoffs."

Kobe shrugged. "You need to prove yourself in the playoffs now. The Philadelphia 76ers are not an easy team to deal with. They are as tough as elephant bones."

Um?

Elephant bones?

Have you eaten?

Li Chen is always at a loss for the inexplicable metaphors of Americans.

But thinking about Kobe's high school education, he stopped talking, so as not to say that Harvard's top students bullied others.

With the final regular season game between the Philadelphia 76ers and the Toronto Raptors, eight playoff teams in the Eastern Conference are announced: New York Knicks, Boston Celtics, Orlando Magic, Cleveland Cavaliers, Detroit Pistons , Atlanta Hawks, Philadelphia Seventy-Sixers.

On the west side are: Los Angeles Lakers, Dallas Mavericks, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Rockets, Utah Jazz, New Orleans Hornets, Denver Nuggets.

It was very different from the farce that the East team finally staged.

The final competition in the West is very fierce.

"Iverson's gas tank is still full of energy." Li Zhen was amazed at Iverson's average of 34.5 points, 6.0 assists, 4.0 rebounds and 2.0 steals in the last four regular season games. Worried about being hacked."

Kobe raised his eyebrows, but he didn't care.

"I wasn't even afraid of Iverson in 2001. Do you think I'm worried about Iverson in 2008?"

Black Mamba is domineering.

But to be honest, Iverson in 2001 was much more powerful than Kobe Bryant in 2001. At that time, Iverson was both the scoring champion and the regular season MVP. He is even talked about as a representative of black culture. In terms of black street culture, Kobe has not been able to achieve Iverson's influence throughout his life. Of course, this does not affect the fact that Kobe Bryant is greater and more successful than Allen Iverson.

"You selected the most difficult eighth. If it were the Raptors, Pacers or even the Eagles, I think you can win easily. But the Sixers led by Cheeks are very average, and the Sixers led by Andre Miller Sixers players are extremely sophisticated and stable. Your first two games were very dangerous."

Kobe Bryant told Li Zhen later.

As the leaders of the top two teams in the east and west, they will inevitably worry about the black eight.

Especially recently, the basketball media has been hyping wildly, saying that the Knicks are strong outside but capable, and they are waiting to see them fall into the sand in the playoffs.

Although the media in Philadelphia was very low-key, the players didn't come out and say anything harsh.

But he couldn't stand the media headed by ESPN, plus various analyzes from a large group of basketball experts.

In the voting of the ESPN expert group, it even showed that out of a total of 21 basketball experts, 15 experts believed that the Philadelphia 76ers would win. Among them, 10 won six games, three won seven games, and one thought that the Sixers would resolve the battle within five games. What's more, the efficiency expert named Hollinger even thought that the Sixers would sweep the Knicks.

The reason is: the Knicks' efficiency is not outstanding, and Bruce's personal ability is far inferior to his statistics.

In this gentleman's high-level data list, LeBron James will always be the king. Like Iverson, Kobe, Anthony and even Pierce are all scum.

Li Zhen was also identified by him as a stat brush, and he repeatedly emphasized that Li Zhen should not be included in the best team. He even said funnyly: "Bruce should be allowed to win the regular season MVP, and then he should be included in the second team."

This is simply deliberately making things difficult.

But Li Zhen didn't respond to him at all.

"Andre Miller is the best point guard in the league today who is good at post-up singles." When Kobe sent Li Zhen to the airport, he still kept talking about the advantages and disadvantages of the players of the Sixers.

"The Sixers have no obvious offensive strengths, but their strengths in each position are very balanced. If they are dragged into a defensive battle of attrition, it will be extremely detrimental to you."

"Iguodala is a very strong defensive player. His one-on-one defense ability is very good, and he is clean. If he marks you, you will be very passive."

"Thaddeus Young, Louis Williams, Reggie Evans, Dalembert are above-average quasi-elite players..."

Black Mamba is like an old father, talking non-stop.

Li Zhen nodded silently.

In fact, he cared more about Rodney Carney.

Rodney Carney is now in the Sixers. This descendant of a track and field family born in Indiana is the booster for Li Zhen to take off. At that time, Li Zhen was still playing in the NCAA. Rodney Carney gave him a strong talent in the bar, which has benefited him to this day: his powerful jumping power comes from him.

If only he could give me a little more jumping talent in this series.

The one-on-one training in the past three days has made Li Zhen more deeply aware of the preciousness of jumping ability, although many people think that jumping is just for viewing.

But Li Zhen discovered that bouncing is an extremely important thing in actual combat.

This is even more true for techies.

Because Li Zhen is still slightly shorter than the swingman, he needs more aerial work. And many of his technical moves come from Jordan's lineage. Jordan was an authentic trapeze back then, so many of his tricks were greatly discounted.

Moreover, Li Zhen believes that if his jumping height is higher, he can completely expand his shooting range.

And there are more countermeasures when dealing with blocking and close defense.

So, bouncing is very important!

Li Zhen, who already has 84 jumping talents, is very greedy.

That's probably why he fucked Scarlett Bitch Johansson on the bedside table last night.

He probably thinks he can squeeze some jumping talent out of Bitch.

However, no.

It just increased his talent irrigation rate.

But there is still no sign of loosening... The later the stage, the more sweat is needed to irrigate the talent space.

This even reminded Li Chen of the famous story of "rice grains on chess". Put one grain of rice on the first grid, two grains of rice on the second grid, four grains of rice on the third grid, and eight grains on the fourth grid...In this way, the entire kingdom was emptied.

And Li Zhen felt that his body might be hollowed out.

well!

Isiah Thomas, who came out of the boss's house, sighed. He finally talked about the Supreme VIP of the Gold Club through multiple video calls with Zach Randolph.

Although Zach Randolph didn't understand why Thomas had to perjure his boss and give an explanation.

But he still faithfully followed the script. He emphasized that this card was a winter two years ago, and even accurately marked that it was the first weekend after Christmas when the Portland Trail Blazers played an away game at Madison Garden. Isaiah handed it to him.

And he also described it vividly: "At that time, Isiah and I were both on the cusp of public opinion. But at that time he firmly believed that I would join hands with him to change the pattern of basketball, and he used that card to attract me. I I made up my mind to do it with him, and then I came to New York..."

These remarks are full of loopholes, but Zach's righteous words did deceive James Dolan.

Moreover, Dolan also looked through the game records from two years ago through his secretary. Indeed... At that time, the Portland Trail Blazers played against the Knicks.

Everything fits perfectly.

Isiah Thomas' layout ability is very strong in this respect.

So the boss was relieved. And there is a sense of guilt for blaming the assassin. He expressed that he would give Thomas a salary increase, and he felt sincere admiration for Thomas' behavior of grass snake and gray line. That night, they took out the 82-year-old Lafite that had been treasured for many years, and the two of them got drunk.

Isiah Thomas didn't get up until the next morning.

Then, he appeared in front of the media in high spirits.

"I'm sorry that the Toronto Raptors are out. However, they should be grateful that they escaped the fate of back-to-back sweeps."

"It's also a pity that the Indiana Pacers failed to make the playoffs. However, this just shows that ... it is a self-defeating thing to do poorly without strength."

"The best coach is just a name for me, but... besides me, who else can lift the trophy of the best coach of the year?"

"Philadelphia is a down-to-earth, gritty team that does create some superficial challenges for us."

"I really can't understand the brain circuit of some people. Those guys who call themselves professional actually believe that we will lose the series. Don't they know that our regular season record is 3:1?"

"Bruce of course has more important things to do in LA, and I won't interfere with him doing anything, even though I know there are a lot of women in Hollywood who want to sleep with him. Honestly, even if he took all the rumored girlfriends to the sidelines and put on Sexy thigh-high shirts cheer him up, and I don’t give a damn about his face. I’m an open-minded head coach, and I don’t think anything Bruce can do will affect his performance on the court.”

Isiah Thomas has restored the Big Apple's aura.

"Maybe everyone doesn't know, but I'm actually a head coach born for the playoffs!"

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