The God of Basketball

Although Zach always wanted to show that 'I'm a bad boy, I won't get carried away with winning the championship', but when the trophy was passed to him, he smiled like a 300-pound child, his eyes were so moist Now, Yingying's flashing eyes are full of pictures of her hard training for basketball.

F--K! !

Randolph swears a dirty word, then turns away, hugs Eddie Griffin, who looks innocent, and starts crying.

Even though he wasn't the only one who cried, he was the one who cried the most. The pork belly of his entire upper body was shaking on Griffin's body. When he turned around, the snot came out.

The image is completely destroyed!

It's hard to imagine that he is the cool and domineering whirlwind black bear on the field.

Well, anyway.

This is a time of celebration.

The action of Eddie Griffin patting him on the shoulder was also interpreted by Knicks fans as a warm picture, but in fact Griffin was cursing in his heart at the time: I am an artist, what happened to you wiping your nose on my jersey?

This picture makes the little fox's left and right protector CP more popular among the fans.

Although Zach Randolph explained afterwards: "I just thought of my grandmother at the time. I didn't care about the Eastern Conference championship. The whole world knows that I am a prodigal son. I can't take basketball as a thing like everyone else. The supreme cause, I'm just playing for fun."

Randolph always has to put on this 'non-caring' attitude to show his uniqueness.

Now even the media can see it... Randolph is actually the kind of person who says he doesn't work hard but actually stays up every night before the exam until 3:00 in the morning to review his homework. It's just that the New York reporter didn't want to expose him.

This is not a bad thing.

"I don't think beating Kevin Garnett is a milestone for me."

Eddie Griffin is the real maverick. When he was asked how he thought of defeating Garnett, his draft template, he replied calmly: "I don't want to catch up with myself who was once expected to be high."

"I even know what I want, but Bruce told me that only shallow people know themselves. I am very happy to know Bruce and spend time with him. It has been the most wonderful journey of my life. It has grounded me , makes me peaceful and happy."

Interviewing the two protectors was no fun.

When Wang Wang unbuttoned and walked towards the reporter, all the media people knew... the high energy ahead.

Isiah Thomas was in a particularly happy mood, with a big smile on his face.

He echoed James Dolan's previous remarks: "He is the best boss in the world, and he gives me 100 percent trust."

Then, he talked about his previous unsuccessful experience in New York.

"New York is a very fast-paced city, and people are eager for success. They don't even have the patience to wait for a spoonful of sugar to melt from the coffee. Therefore, they often only taste the bitterness of coffee, but it just confirms that you once deeds."

"Fortunately, the New York fans didn't taste the bitterness. Bruce's sugar cube melted faster, so tonight we saw the East champion flag raised again at Madison Garden."

Having said that, he paused for a while, and waited for the applause from around him, and then slowly stretched out his hand to express everyone's peace of mind.

Then, a New York Times reporter asked if he had anything to say to Boston. Boston had a heated quarrel with him before the series, but now they can only leave with regret.

Isiah later showed why he is the king of the East.

"I never wanted to hurt anyone, I just wanted to try the lobster sandwich on Long Island, I was told that the lobster sandwich is the best on May 29th every year, I don't want to miss it, I really don't want to be in this series at all It goes on pointlessly. So, let's end it tonight."

"God bless them, may their championship dreams not be shattered and worn out, they will have a bright future.

"

Pooh!

There was laughter at the scene.

But Isses did not move, he was very solemn. Like a seasoned stand-up show performer.

"So, what do you think winning the Eastern Conference championship means to the Knicks?"

The New York Times reporter wanted Isiah to give a high-sounding concluding statement, because this was a reflexive question.

But it is impossible for the king to play cards according to the routine.

He pointed to the entrance of the player tunnel, where there was a sea of ​​people, and various staff members were forming a human wall, covering the basketball heroes of the Big Apple City to leave one by one from the encirclement of enthusiastic fans.

"The wind blows in from there, and blows out from the entrance, and New York will become a little more beautiful."

ah?

The reporter who asked the question was stunned.

"It is not enough for a person to only have this life, but also to have a poetic world."

Isaiah smiled faintly, waved his hand, and said goodbye to the reporters under the tree, not taking away a cloud.

...

Compared with the New York coach's reciting poems, Doc Rivers had to sit at the post-match press conference according to the procedure, and he had to face everyone's inspection of this failure.

Moreover, he must maintain a tough stance.

He firmly told everyone: This does not mean the failure of the Big Three.

We will definitely be back! !

He said these two lines sonorously.

Just like the big villains in all cartoons, Big Big Wolf, King Clown, and Frieza are all like this.

"So, whose failure does this mean?"

The New York reporters were full of bad water, and they suffocated so much that Doc Rivers couldn't get off the stage.

If the Big Three didn't fail, who did? Is it the hustle and bustle of the sea breeze in Boston, or the hermit crabs swimming on the Atlantic beach?

"We'll reflect."

Doc Rivers dropped the hard words and left.

Being a loser is a very difficult thing to maintain.

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The Knicks' ascent to the top of the Eastern Conference has changed the league structure. It is not difficult to see from David Stern's sweet smile that people can detect his high blood sugar. He is very satisfied with the fact that the young foxes are overwhelming the Big Three. occur.

Nothing makes the NBA commissioner happier than New York being the favorite to win the championship, especially when the leader in New York is also a charming playboy while also taking care of the Asian regional market.

It's as if a black gay and animal activist woman ran for state legislature ten years later... politically correct enough to make me want to rip out the answer card.

Li Zhen became the most important figure in the basketball circle this night. The moment this once-bad star reached the top of the Eastern Conference, there were only praises around him... Everyone is familiar with this scene.

Just like Napoleon's army landed in Paris.

Prior to this, the media stories that Li Zhen experienced were roughly similar: the trash from the East landed in Charlotte; The first point guard Bruce Lee was elected the regular season MVP.

Tonight, the headlines in those basketball media read: The Supreme Eastern Monarch Tops His Faithful East Today.

The media is inherently immoral, they will try their best to discredit you when you ascend to the top, and when they find that no matter how dirty they are, they can't pollute your brilliance, they will become the most flattering flatterers people.

Just like the Hollinger who ate a basketball cake in three bites.

This senior expert who launched high-level data actually published immediately: "Shocked! Bruce's efficiency in the Eastern Conference Finals was comparable to that of Michael Jordan in the 1993 Finals! ! ".

Hollinger's advanced stats are becoming an authority for many.

But frankly speaking, Li Zhen is not interested in this. Because it is far more friendly to all-around players than scorers, LeBron James will always crush Kobe Bryant on the list.

However, who would be willing to give the lore to LeBron James at a critical moment instead of Kobe Bryant.

God knows who LeBron James will pass the basketball to after pulling out a calculator at the last moment to analyze the pros and cons?

On the night of May 28th, LeBron became the saddest superstar in the NBA after the Big Three. Li Zhen's ascension to the top of the Eastern Conference means that his scepter has fallen. He is no longer the youngest heir to the throne in the eyes of everyone.

Although everyone still thinks that his strength is higher than that of Li Zhen.

But what good is that?

Bruce led the team to sweep Cleveland, he defeated the Big Three and became the hottest star in New York City.

His name is on the lips of all basketball fans, and his actions on the court are being imitated by countless courts around the world. Everyone is proud to wear his signature shoes and change his nickname to 'Brook' Lin Lee's 'Queens Blues' proud.

By the way, who wants to be called XX LeBron or XX James on the field? This often means that you have nothing to do with handsomeness, and it also means that your style of play has nothing to do with agility.

The Chosen One is disappointed.

He vented at the Team USA training camp, he vowed to become a better person, he vowed to comeback in the new season.

But...Looking at the entire roster of the US team training camp, who would like to go to Cleveland with him?

He is very sad.

He started thinking about something else.

...

Li Zhen deliberately emptied his mind tonight.

He was sitting in Professor Li's RV, with Westbrook and Michael Beasley, and...Mary Olsen.

Before Li Zhen got into the car, Professor Li had already had a very friendly exchange with Mary Olsen. He even began to feel that Olsen was fundamentally different from those entertainment stars: she actually discovered my fashion taste.

After the game, Li Zhen bumped into Derrick Rose.

This shy guard is from Illinois. Li Chen has some impressions of him and knows that he is the favorite of this year's No. 1 pick.

"I want to be a player like you."

When Derrick Rose mustered up the courage to say this to Li Zhen.

Li Zhen was even in a trance, he had an inexplicable sense of space-time disorder. It seems that in the depths of his memory, he seems to have muttered countless times in his heart: I want to be a point guard like Rose.

But all the astonishment finally turned into a cry: "Come on, I am very optimistic about you."

Li Zhen patted Rose on the shoulder and said in a senior manner.

Ross immediately felt that Li Zhen was approachable. He even expressed that he wanted to take a photo with Li Zhen. Li Zhen simply took off his jersey and gave it to him, and told him: "There is a chance to play together!"

Ross was flattered for a moment.

At this time, the media had already run over. He hurriedly exchanged phone numbers with Ross, and then walked away.

This brief meeting actually stabilized Derrick Rose's draft pick.

Because his agent made a big fuss, he said in front of the media: "Bruce admires Derek the most. He even gave Derek the jersey he won the Eastern Conference championship. This is a kind of inheritance of point guards. I believe Derrick Rose must They will become super point guards on par with Bruce, and they will lead the entire league's point guard frenzy!"

"This is ridiculous."

After watching the interview, Professor Li, Westbrook's agent, vomited bitterly: "He is just rubbing the heat."

Westbrook on the side was very embarrassed. He felt that Professor Li seemed quite unqualified to say this.

Because 30 minutes ago, before putting on the belt, Professor Li had already talked to reporters: "...Bruce performed very well tonight. I discovered his basketball potential very early. He and Weiss Like Brooke, they are a gift from God to basketball. They will be the two most shining point guard stars in the history of the NBA. …”

Professor Li is probably the most competent agent in the world.

This made Michael Beasley squeeze over: "Jack, please sign me. I really want to improve..."

In the past two days in the Knicks training camp, he has keenly discovered...Stephen Marbury is the ideological leader of the Knicks, and he is respected by the players, coaching staff and uniforms. And he is Jack Lee's favorite student...Marbury claims to be the sole heir of the Jack Lee school in the NBA.

Therefore, he wants to take a high-level route.

He wants to join the Knicks.

He wanted to hang out with Zach Randolph.

Professor Li was overjoyed when he learned that the No. 1 favorite was going to vote for his own family: crouching dragon and phoenix chick, this is very 1+1.

He can't wait to tie Michael Beasley up immediately: don't go back on your word.

So he took Beasley into his family car.

Later, he met Mary Olsen and brought the second sister of the Olsen family into the RV.

Mary is a knowledgeable woman, she is different from ordinary female stars, she knows what Professor Li likes to hear.

When he came up, he was full of compliments, which made Professor Li smile.

The two talked about dressing from Shakespeare, and from dressing to Freud. Just as they were preparing for an in-depth autopsy by Jung, an important figure in the school of psychology, Li Zhen got into the car.

He was surprised that these people were in the car.

He was muttering to himself mockingly: If Sharapova was in the car, it would be really lively.

boom!

Before the thoughts dissipated, there was a crash at the rear of the car, and everyone in the car was staggered... Mary took advantage of the situation and hugged her brother-in-law's little arm to prevent him from getting hurt.

What a kind sister-in-law!

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