The Heavens: Hogwarts Transfer Students

“(English) Who is Gilderoy Lockhart?”

“(French) Qui est gidro lohat?”

"(Chinese) Who is Gilderoy Lockhart?"

"(Russian) Ктотакой Джидро Лохарт?"

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This August was bound to be crazy, and this August belonged to a man, a wizard, Gilderoy Lockhart.

BBC, ABC, CBS, France 1, Ostankino Radio and Television Company, Tokyo TV... The anchors of news media all over the world have received surprisingly consistent drafts. A crucial question: who the hell is Gilderoy Lockhart? !

People turned on the TV, and there was a picture of Lockhart on the news. People walk into bookstores, and the shelves are lined with Lockhart's autobiography. People visit the museum, and the ancient books and monuments are full of Lockhart's life experience. The statue nameplates of celebrities were all changed to Gilderoy Lockhart. From Napoleon to Confucius, from Marie Curie to Mozart, all names were replaced.

The person's profile photo and life story appear on almost all physical information media.

In "Creating Adam", it is not God who touches Adam's index finger, but Lockhart, who is blond and blue-eyed and smiling. Beethoven's "Für Elise" became "Fur Guideroux." In the classic movie "The Great Dictator", the object of Chaplin's satire has also changed from the head of state to the wizard Lockhart. The children's stick figure stuffed in the drift bottle picked up by the locals on the beach in Hawaii is also a Q version of Lockhart. The voodoo dolls drawn by the shamans of African tribes all turned into the image of a white man. Lockhart's endorsement is plastered on the ocean's plastic waste. The astronauts in the moon landing documentary fly not the Stars and Stripes, but Lockhart's posters. Overlooking the crop circle from the air, it can also be seen that it is a half-length photo of Lockhart. Lockhart's initials (GL) were formed from the scorched marks on the trees from the lightning strikes. The black marks on the burnt bread also looked like Lockhart. The hyphae network of fungi in the laboratory also interweaves Lockhart's brilliant little face.

Various carriers, various languages, everyone got to know Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart at 360 degrees without any dead ends, and learned from his personal biography everywhere that this person is a wizard, Born on January 26, 1964, he loved vanity since he was a child. When I was in school, I did everything possible to try to get attention. I once carved my name on the Quidditch pitch in 20-foot-long letters. I once projected my portrait into the sky like the Dark Mark and sent myself 800 copies. Valentine's Day cards, and plagiarized the experiences of other wizards after graduation, and published biographical novels.

His "great achievements" and his life experience are revealed to the whole world in detail. Even the natives of the Pacific islands could tell from the knots how often Lockhart wetted the bed as a child. When did he change his teeth, how old was he when he had a crush on someone for the first time, how many times did he go to the toilet without paper and could only wipe it with a magic wand, how many times did he stop to look in the mirror when he passed by the window glass...

It can be said that it is very detailed, too detailed.

Now Gilderoy Lockhart was indeed the most famous man in the world, but he found that he was not ready for it at all.

Every time he appears in public, he is greeted with crowds and ridicules, all administrators of public infrastructure refuse to serve him, he is not allowed to ride the knight bus, no one sells him Floo powder, restaurants do not give him Serve the food, and when you enter the bar, you will be kicked out of the door by drunk people.

It's no use even hiding, because the news media is like the little Indian bee, rushing over after smelling it. Where is the biggest hotspot in the world right now? With Lockhart, where there is him, there is news, and his every move can be included in the report, and it must be a headline, and it will definitely sell well.

He had to change his face, disguise himself, wandered the streets, rummaged through trash cans, and fought wild cats for food.

After less than three days like this, Lockhart was going crazy.

And crazier than him is the administrative organization of the global magic community. Lockhart's story is overwhelming, and all Muggles know that he was a wizard and learned about the existence of the wizarding world from his biography.

In the face of this sudden impact, the "Secrecy Act" is useless. The old men of the Wizengamot Court argued until they were foaming at the mouth, and Fudge, the Minister of Magic, received 800 accountability requests a day from all over the world.

There is a large wall clock in the hall of the Magic Congress of America, which is specially used to monitor the possibility of exposure to the magic world. The dial is divided into seven levels according to the degree of crisis, from zero to level six, and the pointer points to level six, which means the situation is at its most serious. To such an extent, the wizarding world may be exposed to Muggle sight at any time.

The last time there was an alert level 6 was in 1926.

The current chairman of Congress, Samuel, walked into the hall, and there was a strong wind, blowing paper everywhere, and he cursed: "Who installed a fan in the hall?!"

The staff on the side quickly explained: "Sir, it's not the fan, it's the hands of that clock."

The hands of the wall clock turned faster than a five-speed electric fan. Falling into complete chaos, the three rapidly spinning pointers shot out, piercing the floor and walls, trembling like swords. However, the mechanical parts inside the wall clock were still running, billowing thick smoke, and the springs flew out. In the final violent shock, the wall clock was completely scrapped, and the seven scales on the dial all turned into—Jide Roe Lockhart!

Samuel's eyes darkened and he fainted.

Everyone's life has undergone tremendous changes. It is definitely not only the bureaucrats of the wizarding world, but also not just the bureaucrats of the Muggle world. More scholars feel helpless, and their research materials have all been tampered with by inexplicable forces. The civilized building of modern society has its foundation removed in an instant. The pillar is broken, and we must find a way to make up for it, otherwise the third world war is imminent, and this time it is about the survival of mankind.

This huge crisis was so sudden and the impact was so great that in the short term, human society continued to operate according to historical inertia, and everyone was still working and eating three meals a day as usual. Nothing more than the need for the company of the ubiquitous Gilderoy Lockhart.

Housewives shopping in the supermarket quickly get used to Lockhart on the packaging and comment on his clothes and expressions. While drinking soda, the road driver gave Guidero's big face on the billboard the middle finger. There is a special Lockhart research class in the school. The physics application questions no longer use small balls and small pieces, but Lockhart's head instead of plasmids. The students in the history class are very happy, because any historical event only needs to fill in Lockhart Points can be scored by the name of Te - what, you say the leader of the North American War of Independence is Washington? That's not what the textbook says!

Amidst the painful and helpless sighs of everyone, the calendar was torn page by page, and September 1st finally came. The students of Hogwarts have to go to school as they should go to school, and the platform 9 is once again crowded.

Malika drove Linde to King's Cross Railway Station, and she handed over a stainless steel lunch box with Lockhart's stamped face on the lid, which contained Linde's lunch.

"Here." Malika stuffed the lunch box into Linde's hand, "Are you coming back from Christmas vacation this year?"

"Probably to stay in school."

"Then this is the last time you will eat my sandwich this year." Malika blinked affectionately, "Bon voyage."

"Be careful driving back." Linde also shrugged at her.