The Heavens: Hogwarts Transfer Students

"De Lin, we are friends, right?" Tony said sincerely.

"It depends on what you say next." Linde knew what this guy was up to at a glance, and he just wanted to help him make his debut.

As soon as they returned to New York, the news of Tony Stark's death was overwhelming. Stark Industries was going to hold a memorial service this afternoon.

Tony was in high spirits, "Look, we are magicians, right? Rounding off is the same as magicians. Just go to the memorial service and say to perform a magic trick, and then make me appear. It will definitely surprise the eyeballs, how about it? Guarantee tomorrow's newspaper The headlines on the Internet are all about you."

"Boring." Linde yawned, "You might as well send a text message to everyone in New York, saying 'I'm Tony Stark, I'm actually not dead, but I'm learning magic in Nepal, and now I'm in urgent need of a return trip For the ticket money, transfer me 1,000 yuan, and I will pay you back 10,000 yuan when I come back.’ Maybe you can still make a fool’s money in this way.”

"Only old men and old ladies will be fooled?" Tony rubbed his chin, "Is this text message scam?"

"If you lie, it's fraud. Conversely, if you deliver, it doesn't count."

Tony's eyes lit up, and he contacted Jarvis, the artificial intelligence at home, "Jarvis, yes, it's me, Tony, I'm out. Now help me find out who went to the memorial service, and send them a message Message... yes, help me open a new account."

They were just joking, but they did not expect to receive a remittance at noon.

Linde and Tony were squatting on the side of the street eating Subway sandwiches, looking like two down-and-out magicians in outlandish clothes, and more than one person was passing by to show them off.

Tony was bored and played with his middle finger, which was almost like: Guess what I have in my hand? Hey, it's the middle finger!

He was then warmly greeted by friendly locals.

"Fack squid!"

"Fack squid!"

The cursing crowd dispersed, and Tony received a text message from Jarvis.

"De Lin, I have received the money."

"The person who can send you money either loves you very much or is very stupid. But it is most likely to be both." Linde squinted and smiled, "Can you find out who transferred the money?"

Tony was silent for a while, "Pepper. It's my female assistant."

"Well, women in love really don't have IQ." Linde nodded, "I never thought that someone who is so hardworking can have a loyal lover."

Tony smiled smugly, then sighed sadly, "I've decided. From now on, I will be a good man who guards his body like a jade, loyal to his career, and returns to his family."

"That's what scumbags say."

"What do you know as a minor? When you grow up, uncle will take you to a big party, okay?" Tony smiled and gestured at Linde's height. He wanted to make a few adult jokes, but when he saw Linde With a half-smile expression, I don’t know why, so I hesitated, “Ahem, why are you so serious (Why so serious?). Come on, give Uncle a smile, or Uncle give you a smile?”

"Mr. Stark, if you like to play a clown, I can turn you into a clown. The Batman in DC next door saw the kind that can have nightmares."

"It's boring... Hey, it's another remittance, how can you get so taken advantage of?" Tony glanced at the message, "It's Stan Lee, an old friend."

Linde had a strange expression, "Stan Lee? He also attended your memorial service?"

"Well, here's another one. It's Obadiah, my father's friend. I've always thought of him as an uncle. He sure misses me too."

Obadiah? The villains are twenty-five boys. Tony was hijacked by terrorists because he betrayed behind his back. Is this because of a disturbed conscience that he transferred the money to Tony? Crocodile tears, huh?

Linde smiled, "He must miss you." After eating the last bite of the sandwich, he clapped his hands and removed the wrapping paper. "Let's go, let's go to the memorial service and perform."

"Didn't you disagree just now?" Tony was startled.

"Magicians have to warm up before they go on stage, and now things are getting interesting. I want to see the expressions of those three bullies when they see you."

Linde snapped his fingers, the wizard robe on his body became a suit, wearing a pair of white gloves, and the pointed hat became a magician hat,

Linde looked up and down, the outfit was stylish enough, but there was something missing.

He conjured himself another walking stick.

What else is missing?

Of course, a magician cannot do without a beautiful assistant, and a luxury car is also indispensable for a memorial service.

Linde bought a bottle of bubble water in a street store, and then he purred and blew a big bubble to create a four-wheeled carriage, and then blew four or five small bubbles to become servants, coachmen and maids. assistant.

The female assistant was blond, dressed like a Broadway Rockette, and looked like a typical American sweetheart, winking at Lynd. The coachman and servants are all polite, wearing white wigs, like a British judge, with a royal air.

The newly promoted magician Tony was stunned, "Master, can you teach me this? It doesn't matter, it's about changing into a girl, please teach me."

"Didn't you change your mind and return to your family?"

"I've decided that it's not too late to come back tomorrow." Playboy's expression was righteous.

"Talking nonsense." Linde sneered, then grabbed the guy's collar and put him whole into the hat.

"Oh! Fuck!" Tony had only time to scream before being stuffed into the cap.

Linde put on his hat, got into the carriage with the support of the beautiful assistant, and then the coachman flicked the reins. With the expressions of the locals seeing a ghost, the four horses galloped towards the Stark Industrial Park.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, people from all walks of life gathered at the memorial service. There were big figures in the military and political fields, as well as business partners and competitors. Whether they loved or hated Tony, they all came to see him off at this moment.

Everyone received that nonsensical text message, some scoffed, and some frowned. They all thought it was an ordinary fraudulent message, but it was sent to their mobile phones strangely, which also sparked a heated discussion.

Obadiah delivered the eulogy as Tony's elder.

Pepper Potts was weeping in the corner.

"Let us remember this young man, Tony Stark, a genius mind, but returned to the embrace of God early..."

At this time, there was a loud horse neighing in the street, and a carriage drove into the park unimpeded and stopped at the memorial site, the crowd was amazed.

Obadiah called security personnel to remove the intruder, but for some reason no one answered.

The servant opened the car door. Under the eyes of everyone, a slender and charming leg stretched out first. When she came out, she generously showed a charming face that made men secretly praise, and women curled their lips. Seeing her warm smile, everyone's heart ached. All the anger dissipated.

Unexpectedly, a young man dressed as a magician came out of the carriage, stood on the shaft and politely took off his hat to everyone.

"Young man, who invited you? There are no performances scheduled for today. This occasion does not require magic, unless you can perform miracles." Obadiah opened his mouth, trying to be as humorous as possible, which is also a speaking skill.

Linde smiled, "A friend named Anthony invited me to perform. This magic trick is dedicated to Ms. Virginia Pepper Potts. He asked me to bring a message, saying that I have received your remittance, and it is now Flying from Nepal to New York. His plane will land in five seconds. Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome Tony Stark!"

He tossed his hat into the air, and the magician's top hat suddenly turned into a huge hovering airliner, with a deafening roar, and then suddenly crashed onto Tony's coffin.

boom!

The passenger plane exploded into smoke, the scene was chaotic, and screams were heard endlessly.

"Assault! There's an attack here! 9/11!"

A gust of wind blew away the smoke, and the prodigal Tony stood on his coffin with his back to the crowd.

Under everyone's absurd gaze, Tony turned around and made a gesture to them, and shouted coolly: "I'm back!"

There was no sound at the scene.

"Tony, it's really you...you're not dead?" Obadiah's expression was like seeing a lump of cow dung that could walk.

He jumped off the coffin, hugged Obadiah warmly, kissed his big bald head, and said with a smile, "Miss me?"

Obadiah looked like he'd been kissed by walking cow dung.

Pepper Potts walked over angrily, Tony opened his arms for a hug, and then got a solid slap.

Before he could apologize, he was hugged by this fiery girl again. Pepper burst into tears of joy in his arms.

"Okay, okay, I'm back." Tony patted the female assistant's back lightly.

Stan Lee in the crowd said happily to the people beside him, "I made 10,000 yuan this time."

Linde came over to say hello, "Hello, old man, do you still like my magic show?"