The Hero Kneels

Chapter 604: Holding in your farts will damage your body

Suddenly, an indescribable stench filled the air.

Everyone smelled an indescribable stench that almost suffocated them. They fled in all directions, staggering on their feet and almost falling to the ground.

Ye Dou was so choked by the stench that he simply held his breath.

The smell is too exaggerated, the stench is really strong, it goes straight into the lungs along the nose and has penetrated deep into the brain.

He didn't expect that Fart Man could actually fart, and he would fart as he was told. The smell of the fart was so stinky that it almost made him faint.

The face is yellow and thin, and the farts are wilted and smelly;

Big piece of fat, farting like thunder.

This guy doesn't look fat or thin, but his farts are loud and smelly, and they can reach people's internal organs and brain instantly!

Ye Dou dared to pat his chest and guarantee that he had never smelled such a smelly fart in his life. This fart man and the weasel must be related.

Fart Man took the opportunity to come to Ye Dou and said with a dry smile: "Farts are the energy of life. If you don't let it go, it will damage your five internal organs. If you don't have farts, it will squeeze around and damage your body. I accidentally let it go too far just now, don't mind."

"You need treatment immediately. Let's go to the hospital first."

He helped Ye Dou away from the statue, and sighed seriously: "You must have broken your brain. You don't even recognize Ye Cannon God, and you said you were Ye Cannon God when you pointed at yourself... But you still have a good face." You really have the flavor of Ye Pao Shen. I can go to participate in Ye Pao Shen’s activities someday. What’s your name?”

"Uh...my name is Ye Dou." Ye Dou replied.

"What, your real name is Ye Dou? I guess your parents are still fans of Ye Cannon God, and they even chose the same name as Cannon God. Aren't you afraid of being beaten?" Fart Man chuckled and continued to use a look. He looked at Ye Dou with strange eyes.

Ye Dou smiled awkwardly, feeling full of absurdity in his heart.

He is the Ye Cannon God, but now no one knows him.

Fortunately, he had gone through great storms and had a strong psychological quality. After taking a few deep breaths, he accepted the status quo.

Twenty years, just twenty years.

Although the earth may be different twenty years later, he has not aged because of this. Now that the thunder pool in his body has been eliminated, he also has the method to become a god. I believe that the day of becoming a god is just around the corner.

"I did forget a lot of things... Fart Man, I want to ask you what's going on with this hero badge? What's the deal with heroes?" Bored on the road, Ye Dou thought for a while and simply asked about the so-called heroes. .

Judging from the other party's appearance and speech, the other party is too similar to the hero he saw in another parallel world, and it is necessary to find out.

Fart Man knew everything about Ye Doudao, and he couldn't stop talking about it. He told him clearly and clearly about what happened in the past twenty years. He clearly regarded the other party as a person with temporary amnesia.

It turns out that not long after he destroyed the Nether World Passage, the earth was attacked by a strange meteorite. As a result, the whole world underwent earth-shaking changes, and all kinds of monsters appeared in endlessly.

A mysterious item called the Star Fruit, which fell from the sky with the meteor shower, gave many humans superpowers and allowed them to fight against various monsters. The world also changed because of this, and these people were called hero.

Since then, heroism has become a profession, a profession that everyone aspires to, but is also highly dangerous.

Fart Man is also one of the heroes.

Of course, his ability is weird, farting, and he is annoying because of it.

Therefore, the hero level is very low, the most alternative black iron level. He can only deal with some ordinary daily things and receive a meager salary to make ends meet.

Fighting monsters and other dangerous things, naturally, it is not the turn of little heroes like Fart Man. Fart Man often does things that are righteous and brave. Today, he met Ye Dou because he saw a meteor landing.

As for wearing crotchless pants, that's because it's easier to fart.

Isn’t there an old saying that taking off your pants and farting is unnecessary?

Ye Dou carefully savored the information provided by the other party.

I found that the current earth is quite similar to the Silver Continent in another ordinary world. There was also a meteor shower there, so there were many more heroes and monsters with super powers.

As for there must be some connection between the two, after all, this is too coincidental.

Did the soul ring take him to another parallel world just to go to the Tomb of Gods to absorb souls?

Ye Dou was thoughtful, looking at the soul ring as thick as a ring on his finger, and rubbing the smooth surface of the soul ring.

The soul ring at this moment has indeed become different from before.

He raised his head and happened to see a pharmacy on the side of the road: "Stop the car and take me to the pharmacy. I'll buy some medicine."

Next, it’s time to try the effect after upgrading the golden finger.

Let’s see what kind of tricks the upgraded soul ring can bring out?

"Pharmacy? Your injury looks serious. You definitely can't go to the pharmacy? You'd better go to the hospital."

Fart Man shook his head very firmly and had no intention of stopping.

Ye Dou sighed: "I am a poor man with no money and no medical insurance. If I go to the hospital, you have to take me to pay for the medical expenses in advance, which will probably cost tens of thousands..."

Crunch…

There was a sharp braking sound, and the tricycle drifted and stopped in front of the drugstore. A puff of smoke came out from all three tires. Ye Dou almost rolled off the back due to inertia.

He bared his teeth and said, "You'd better buy me a pair of pants. My butt feels chilly."

"Ahem, okay, I'll help you buy medicine and clothes."

Fart Man touched his shriveled pocket and took out a few scattered bills after taking it for a long time.

After a while, the other party came out of the pharmacy with a bottle of oral liquid Yunnan Baiyao in his hand.

Ye Dou took the medicine bottle and thanked him, while Fart Man turned around and went to the small clothing store.

"Goldfinger!"

Seeing the other party leaving, Ye Dou had a thought in his mind, and the soul ring immediately coated the index finger of his right hand with a layer of dark gold.

His fingers clicked on the Yunnan Baiyao bottle.

The medicine bottle was suddenly enveloped in dark golden light. After a few seconds, the dark golden light disappeared. The words on the outside of the medicine bottle became like swords. The white soul on the soul ring completely disappeared, and the medicine in it disappeared. Liquid should be enlightened by someone.

Arriving at a deserted corner of the street, Ye Dou was about to drink the bottle of medicine to treat his injuries, but he discovered something was wrong.

There was a slight vibration on his right index finger again.

This is a sign that the item can be enlightened.

Ye Dou's eyelids trembled.

You know, this bottle of oral Yunnan Baiyao has been enlightened once.

Now the index finger is vibrating slightly. What does this mean?

Can this bottle of potion be used for enlightenment again?

Goldfinger, enlightenment!

Ye Dou's heart moved, and his index finger once again bloomed with a strange brilliance, and then clicked on the bottle of Yunnan Baiyao that was enlightened again.

A moment of time,

The bottle of Yunnan Baiyao once again bloomed with a strange dark golden light, which was more dazzling than before, and there was also a slight vibration in the bottle.

The second initiation was successful!

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