The Hero Kneels

? “Which of you has birth control pills?”

Ye Dou's roaring voice echoed around, deafening, resounding through the entire building, making people around him unsteady, swaying, and suffering from tinnitus.

grass!

The voice was so loud that my eardrums almost burst.

Many people at the scene covered their ears and had headaches.

For a moment, there was silence all around, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

The babies stopped crying, and the mothers stopped wailing. The mothers who were halfway through giving birth clamped their legs, took a deep breath, and forcefully sucked the babies back in.

The sound was so terrifying.

The silence lasted for a full twenty seconds.

A man wearing sunglasses sneaked into the operating room, handed Ye Dou a small pill, and then slipped out.

The person who came was none other than Comrade Staring Man, the culprit.

When he came to the operating room, he couldn't help but pat his chest. "In the final analysis, it was me who had foresight and prepared for it."

It turns out that Staring Man has a habit of carrying birth control pills with him.

And they carry a lot of contraceptive pills.

This is a bloody lesson.

Although he is blocked by sunglasses, his abilities will be greatly reduced, and he will almost never get pregnant by glaring at people.

But he just likes to look at beautiful women. When he sees those beautiful women with good figures, his abilities will increase exponentially, so these beauties will also be at risk of pregnancy. Once he notices something strange about a beautiful woman, he will immediately give him a contraceptive pill. Medicine, so that he would not be asked for abortion fees in the future.

Because he was young and ignorant, he went to a car show to admire beauties. At the end of the day, in addition to drinking seven or eight bottles of milk, he also stared at more than forty fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged car models as pregnant.

Later, he almost went bankrupt trying to compensate for the surgery, abortion, and nutrition expenses of these car models.

Therefore, contraceptive pills should be carried with you to prevent yourself from getting into trouble.

Ye Dou took the birth control pill as if he had found a treasure.

Goldfinger!

Enlightenment!

The contraceptive pill immediately emitted a dark golden light, and Ye Dou couldn't wait to take it.

Then I felt a rush that the storm was about to come.

wrong!

This is the rush of an elephant raging inside the body.

Not one or two elephants, but thousands of elephants were trampling madly, destroying everything, and they were invincible.

Thousands of elephants seemed to be looking for an outlet, running wildly in his belly, roaring, and roaring.

Ye Dou seemed to hear the call of the elephants, their journey was to the stars and the sea!

So he performed the Lingbo Wei Step, rushed to the bathroom, and immediately started the horse step combat mode.

Stepping on both sides of the Yellow River

Holding state secrets

Strong strafing from the front

Heavy artillery fire from behind

…

Well, to put it simply, it’s squatting.

Why squat, you ask?

Because men don’t have a birth canal.

This is the only way to have a baby.

It can only come out of the chrysanthemum.

Unless your child is an abnormal child, it will be automatically delivered by caesarean section and has the function of devouring the mother's body.

Of course, Ye Dou wouldn't be able to give birth to a child of the opposite sex because he has thick skin.

Ahem, physiological knowledge can only be popularized so much.

Click to stop, otherwise it will be harmonious, everyone understands.

Ye Dou is very sure that he is the number one existence in human history. This does not refer to martial arts and fighting power, but to having children.

Yes, when it comes to giving birth to children, a man has become an unprecedented great being.

Plop, plop, plop...

Wow, this is so exciting!

But why does it seem to be endless?

He was very depressed and speechless because the elephant in his stomach started to feel endless. As a result, he sat for more than half an hour until he felt exhausted and his legs were numb.

He could even squat in a pit until he fainted. This was the first time he had encountered this since he started practicing martial arts.

However, he could feel that a giant elephant had not yet burst out of the chrysanthemum.

"Hey, hey, are you mistaken? The speed is so slow. Are you trying to kill me?"

Ye Dou was speechless. He had never been constipated before and now he always knew what constipation felt like.

Qi Luck Dantian.

Well, there is actually no Qi in the Dantian.

After ten minutes of stalemate, Ye Dou's eyes widened and he suddenly jumped hard.

puff!

Following the sound of a fart, there was no movement. The elephant began to collapse again.

The elephant seemed to have felt Dad's call and suddenly jumped out without any warning.

Ye Dou felt like he was liberated instantly.

The feeling of clouds opening, sunrise, relief after all hardships, and finally liberation is really good.

"Mom... Bah, bah, bah, I finally pulled it out. I feel so good!"

Ye Dou let out a long breath and felt what it means to feel refreshed and relaxed.

At this moment, he really wanted to pay tribute to those who were constipated... no, no, to those mothers who gave birth in ten months of pregnancy.

Dear mothers, it turns out that giving birth is so hard, you have really worked hard.

By the way, I would like to thank my rectum, cecum, small intestine, large intestine... and the hardest working Comrade Anhui, it is finally over!

After taking a breath, he slowly stood up and looked behind him with curiosity and nervousness.

It was okay not to look at it, but when he looked at it, he trembled all over.

Because there is a meat ball inside, a meat ball bigger than a fist.

The meat ball was beating slightly, like a living heart, and it was emitting billowing white heat, giving it a wonderful feeling of being freshly baked.

"God, is this Nezha I pulled out?"

Ye Dou felt like the world was spinning.

His eyes couldn't help but darken, and he felt a loss of blood, as if he had just gone to the hospital to donate a ton of blood.

Damn it, even if you pull out Nezha, you still take away so much of my blood!

Plop!

Ye Dou didn't stand still and sat down on the ground, his eyes darkened.

…

In the dark, a misty star twinkled.

He seemed to see a strange dark golden planet, which was full of dark golden flames.

And in the outer circle of this dark golden star, there seemed to be an independent star surrounding him, looking like a satellite.

This satellite is different. It looks like it is full of lightning and thunder, and there is an aura of destruction that is rampant on this satellite, which is very destructive.

"What does this mean?"

Ye Dou didn't know why.

When he was confused, someone pushed his arm.

"Ye Dou, wake up quickly..."

Somewhere in the air, Ye Dou felt someone calling him.

He tried to open his eyes, but found that his eyelids were unusually heavy, but the sound in his ears became louder and louder, until the man pushed his shoulder with his hand.

Opening his eyes suddenly, he took a deep breath and found that the star had completely disappeared. The scenery in front of him was so strange that he was at a loss.

He was lying on a snow-white hospital bed.

There was a person standing in front of him. He was wearing black professional makeup. He had a beautiful appearance, a graceful figure, and his movements were full of charm and maturity.

The person who came was none other than Yang Mimi.

The other party had a slender, snow-white hand stroking the thunder marks on his chest. The little hand was trembling slightly.

Ye Dou snorted and asked, "Ahem, beauty, what are you touching?"

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