The Man Standing at the Top of the Food Chain

"That's right." Just when Lu Xiaotian was in a daze, Tang Cheng asked suddenly, "What's your number?"

"Huh?" For Tang Cheng's jumping thinking, Lu Xiaotian was really blind, and asked instinctively, "What number?"

"It's the challenger's number. Mine is 9527. What's yours?"

"Oh, that, it seems to be 11111." Lu Xiaotian thought for a while, reported the truth, and then asked puzzled, "Why do you ask this?"

"My condolences." Tang Cheng patted him on the shoulder with a sad face.

"What do you mean?" Lu Xiaotian looked puzzled.

Tang Cheng shook his head and said regretfully: "There are only four 1's on Singles' Day, but you have five 1's. You are doomed to be alone all your life. No wonder your novice equipment is the goddess's panties. This world of reincarnation is really enough." humane."

"..." Lu Xiaotian was speechless for a moment. You are really embarrassed that a challenger number was pulled out of this kind of explanation, "Then your 9527 means inferior servant?"

Lu Xiaotian started to fight back.

"Hey, it's really interesting when you say that." Tang Cheng laughed happily.

Hey, hey, don't be happy, okay?I'm hurting you, what's so funny about being called an inferior?Lu Xiaotian's heart has already started to growl, what kind of monster is this guy in front of him?

"what!"

At this moment, a scream sounded suddenly, and the two instinctively looked towards the source of the sound, only to see that not far away, Tang Ya was sitting in front of a car, crawling backwards with her hands on the ground, and The car in front of her shook tremblingly.

There is a situation!

Seeing this, the two immediately ran over. At the same time, Li Guodong and others who were looking for the car on the other side also ran over. Li Guodong asked while running, "What happened?"

The distance between them was not too far, and they came to Tang Ya's side very quickly. At this time, Tang Ya had already stood up from the ground, but her face was extremely pale, as if she saw something terrible, pointing to her. Looking at the car in front of him, he said in a trembling voice, "There are... there are... zombies!"

Upon hearing the zombie, Li Guodong's expression changed immediately, he raised the death machete he had already held in his hand, and was about to chop into the car.

"Get out of the way, let the professionals come!" However, before he could do anything, a high-pitched voice exploded, and it was Tang Cheng.I saw him stepping out one step at a time, and he was ahead of Li Guodong and walked to the window of the opposite car. He stared inside and saw a figure crouching in the front seat of the car, and he was still moving. struggling.

"How is it?" came a questioning voice from behind.

Tang Cheng waved his hand without looking back, and said with a serious face: "Stay here and take a closer look."

Why use it below?Everyone couldn't help complaining.

After less than ten seconds, Tang Chengcai slowly said: "Well, this is indeed a zombie, and according to my visual observation, this unlucky guy should have been locked in the car for a while, probably when he was still a human. , after being bitten by a zombie, he still held that unrealistic hope in his heart, and wanted to drive away. But the fantasy is plump, and the reality is skinny. As a result, he turned into a zombie before the car started, and then Being locked inside, haha, what a tragedy."

"The commentary is free!" Tang Ya said angrily.

Tang Cheng laughed, "Don't worry, this funny zombie's lower body has been stuck due to the car shock just now, and now he can't even get up, so he can only keep playing with car shocks... So we It can be seen that zombies are all scum with an IQ of less than five, and they can't even open the door of a car that a five-year-old child can open, so there is no need to be afraid."

"You are startled by his front, see if you are afraid!" Tang Ya immediately retorted, now that the zombie is stuck in the car and can't even see the front face, of course there is nothing scary, but when she came here before, this The face of the first zombie was suddenly stuck to the car window, and it suddenly appeared in front of her. It was really scary!

It's good that Tang Ya didn't say this, but when she said this, unexpectedly Tang Cheng stretched out his hand and opened the car door.

This unexpected action immediately frightened the other five people. They screamed in unison and retreated one after another. The two girls, Tang Ya and Su Xiaoqing, were so frightened that they hugged each other and squeezed against each other desperately. ... There is no other reason, but the moment the car door opened, the zombie finally revealed his true face.

From the current point of view, it can be seen that the lower body of this zombie is completely stuck under the car seat. Even if the zombie is a creature without feeling, it is difficult for him to get out, so he can only lie there and struggle with waving his hands. And roar.And on his head, half of his face was gone, revealing a blackened and solidified brain paddle, and one eyeball drooped beside the other half of his face. As he roared, his mouth, which was cracked like the edge of a bowl, emitted disgusting the stench.

Not to mention the cannibalism of the zombie, as far as the zombie in front of him is concerned, his appearance alone is enough to scare most people.After all, even if ordinary people see a snake or a barking dog, they will be too scared to approach it, let alone such an ugly, disgusting and terrifying zombie.

Not to mention the two girls Tang Ya and Su Xiaoqing, even Li Guodong felt uncomfortable in his stomach.

"You you you... what are you doing?!" Tang Ya then pointed at Tang Cheng and asked loudly.

"Didn't you tell me to take a look at him?" Tang Cheng had a natural expression. He squatted down while speaking, grabbed the zombie's filthy hair with one hand, looked left and right, and said calmly, " It's not terrible, it's similar to the dark food I ate ten years ago."

After finishing speaking, with a wave of the saber in his right hand, he cut off the hanging eyeballs of the zombie, and nodded, "This is more pleasing to the eye."

Everyone didn't think it was so pleasing to the eye, but just wanted to ask: What is the dark food you ate ten years ago?

Of course, no one asked this question, because they suddenly discovered that Tang Cheng had shown signs of dragging this zombie out!

At this time, not to mention the two girls, even Li Guodong couldn't calm down anymore. He was holding the weapon tightly in his hand and asked in surprise, "Tang...Brother Tang, what are you planning to do?"

Tang Cheng replied truthfully, "Oh, drag him out for research. After all, we will stay in this world for a while, and we will inevitably come into contact with zombies, so if we can understand their nervous system, it should be more effective. , It’s rare to have such a little white mouse in front of me now, so I can’t waste it... Don’t worry, I have learned a little bit about human anatomy before.”

Seeing everyone's uneasy expressions, Tang Cheng added another sentence.

What we care about is not whether this is good or not!Also, aren't you a freelancer?Where did you learn about human anatomy?

Everyone really wanted to complain, but the fear of zombies still suppressed their urge to complain, Su Xiaoqing almost cried and begged: "Kill him quickly!"

"As for it, isn't it just a zombie, and this zombie has no fighting power." Tang Cheng looked at her with contempt, and said helplessly, "If you are really worried, then I will cut off his hands and feet first, and hit him directly." Cutting off a human stick... No, that way, the nervous system is not easy to test, let's discuss it and just cut off his feet, okay?"

Tang Cheng discussed with everyone seriously.

But obviously, his seriousness did not pass on to his teammates, Li Guodong said with a sneer: "Tang...Brother Tang, I think it's better to skip the research. The most important thing is to find a car that can drive. "

"is it?"

"Yes, and you see, everyone has been frightened by you."

"That means, I can't dissect this zombie?"

"Well, it's better not to." After Li Guodong finished speaking, the other four nodded.

"Well, since you said so, the minority obeys the majority..." Tang Cheng sighed, put down the "little white mouse" helplessly, stood up and said to everyone, "Then, please help me find a rope. "

"What do you need the rope for?" Li Guodong was puzzled.

"Of course I tied him up." Tang Cheng pointed at the zombie, and said as a matter of course, "I've grown up so much, I've only walked cats, dogs and tigers, but I haven't walked zombies before. It should feel good, and walking It can be used for dissection when it is finished."

This guy is definitely not a normal person!

Tang Cheng's words once again subverted everyone's three views. Walking zombies, the person who can come up with this thing, is he a lunatic or a psychopath?Also, where did you walk the tiger? !

In the end, Tang Cheng still failed to dissect the zombie, nor did he get the right to walk the zombie. After all, not everyone is a lunatic like him, so the only way to punish this zombie is to die.

"Oh, actually, I don't want to do that either..." Tang Cheng raised the head of state's big gun and pointed it at the zombie's head, but before he finished speaking, the zombie opened its mouth and bit him fiercely. come over.

"Hey, you dare to bite me!" Tang Cheng retreated instinctively, staring at him and said, "Just because you scumbag who doesn't even open the car door, you want to bite me... Come on, come on, you He's coming to bite me, idiot!"

While speaking, Tang Cheng was already dancing and sneering, how cheap it really is.

"..." The five people behind Tang Cheng were all speechless.

"It seems that this guy is not only a pervert, but also a slut." Tang Ya defined it in this way.

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