The Man Standing at the Top of the Food Chain

"How is it? Is it to your liking? Miss." At this moment, Tang Cheng, who has transformed into a black butler, is holding a tray in his left hand and a napkin on his right arm. He stands straight on the side of the table like a statue, and then waits Remilia took a few mouthfuls before he asked respectfully.

Of course, this question itself is superfluous, as long as anyone sees Remilia's expression at this time, anyone can know that she is extremely satisfied with the food, and... Regardless of other things, as far as cooking skills are concerned, as a Tang Cheng, No. 1 in the contemporary dark world, has absolute confidence in himself.

"It's just too..." When Remilia heard what he said, she instinctively wanted to say something delicious, but before she could say it, she seemed to remember that her attribute is arrogant and she shouldn't be so frank, so she looked up With his mouth curled up, he said casually, "Well, let's try to force it. Although I can't be completely satisfied, it's quite remarkable that a pervert like you can cook to this level. I'll give it to you generously." Appreciate it."

After finishing speaking, the tsundere lady quickly took a spoonful of blood-red thick soup from the plate, stuffed it into her mouth, and then showed a happy expression.

"Thank you for your evaluation, Miss. It is an honor in my life to be praised by you." Tang Cheng smiled.

As the saying goes, if you want to grab a woman's heart, you must first grab her stomach... Although the original sentence of this sentence is reversed, because women like to talk irony, so this sentence is used in reverse, of course It's okay, but looking at Remilia at this moment, Tang Cheng knew that it was not too long before he wanted to grab her heart.

So, it won't take long for him to get promoted and raise his salary.Becoming the head chef, being a buyer, conquering the eldest lady, and reaching the pinnacle of the Red Devils is a little exciting when you think about it.

On the other side, Sakuya faintly felt a sense of crisis.

"By the way, miss, about the previous topic..." Then.Tang Cheng said again, "Can you tell me in detail about the black spots of those shameless and wrong-minded stinky women who are enemies of the eldest lady in Fantasy Township?"

Remilia turned her head, looking a little surprised, "You can scold them three times in one sentence, it's amazing!"

Tang Cheng said modestly: "It's because the eldest lady is by my side, so that I can speak well."

It must be a dirty word... Sakuya secretly cursed.

Remilia nodded. "Although what you said is right. But why are you asking this? Their black spots were discovered after untold hardships. I don't tell ordinary people."

"Of course it is to defeat them in the future." Tang Cheng smiled knowingly, "Since ancient times, the power of language has been inexhaustible. Harem. It can be seen that as long as you master the power of language, all obstacles will be paper tigers. And Miss, you have mastered the black spots of the leaders of all parties in Gensokyo. As long as you use it a little, you can turn it into a sharp knife, Piercing their hearts, let us take down the enemy's fortress without a single soldier... or Brother Liang, when Cao Cao threw the army and approached the city, he only said a few words, and he wiped out all of Cao Cao and Jiang Gan. Fifty thousand troops."

"Ah, I know this allusion!" Remilia's eyes suddenly brightened, and she said loudly. "At that time, Zhuge Liang said to Jiang Gan, 'Fuck, how is your mother?' He said yes. As a result, his army fell. When Cao Cao saw him, he laughed at him for giving him a bad name, but Zhuge Liang said again, 'Fuck. How is your mother?" Cao Cao's army also fell... This allusion has profound meaning and profound meaning, which is really memorable and fully demonstrates the importance of choosing a good name."

Tang Cheng nodded in agreement, "Miss is justified, and I have revisited this allusion again and again. For this reason, I even gave myself the stage name Cheng Aotian. The so-called Aotian Aotian means Xiaoao Jiutian. point."

Allusion, your sister, that is clearly a joke!

Next to it, Sakuya's head was full of black lines. She suddenly couldn't understand Tang Cheng's thinking circuit. Do you understand Missy's thinking circuit?

"So, when you asked about their black spots, you also wanted to imitate this allusion?" Remilia asked immediately after hearing the stringed piano.

"Miss is really smart, she draws inferences from one instance, I admire it very much." Tang Cheng clasped his fists and laughed, flattering him completely without revealing his feet, Remilia immediately beamed with joy.

This kind of flattery, which is not gorgeous but kneels in the real world, is much more effective than the extravagant flattery.

"Miss, please think about it carefully. If our [-] troops shouted 'Yakumo Zi, you bloody old woman! It can completely destroy the morale of the Millennium Group, and then we can charge forward in one go, enough to wipe out the Millennium Group!" Tang Cheng said confidently.

"A brilliant plan!" Remilia slapped the table instinctively, "Why didn't I think of such a wonderful plan?"

"Miss' words are wrong." Tang Cheng shook his head with a smile, "Although this kind of trick is clever, it can't highlight a person's wisdom. Take them all under your command, control their hearts, and play with them, just like you, Miss... The so-called those who work hard rule others, and those who work hard rule others. I am only a little clever, and now I am your pet, Miss. Missy, you are obviously a laborious person who manages people, but a person who truly has great wisdom, so this kind of cleverness is naturally disdainful."

"Well... what you said is very reasonable. If I have to think about everything, there is no need for a military advisor, but... try to be humble." Although Tang Cheng's flattery was perfect, But Remilia still felt a little blushed, and of course, it was very beneficial.

After all, she was originally the superior person who ruled people.

No way, the eldest lady was completely played by him between applause... On the side, Sakuya already had an ominous premonition. From her perspective as a bystander, Tang Cheng was gradually invading Remilia's inner defense line , quickly drew closer to him, and gradually began to gain goodwill and trust.

Intuition told her that she must not trust too much in Tang Cheng. Although this person's combat power is almost negligible, but since ancient times, if Tang Cheng really infiltrates into the upper echelons of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the hidden dangers can be great or small.

Of course, Sakuya was in a hurry, but she didn't act on it... On the one hand, Remilia is currently in high spirits. If she interrupts the topic by herself, it will inevitably cause the eldest lady's displeasure. On the other hand, whether Tang Cheng It really harbors evil intentions and needs further observation.

"Well, let's talk about Yakumo Zi first. This woman is undoubtedly the most shameless in Gensokyo. She said she was 17 years ago ten years ago, and now she still says she is 17 years old. I haven't seen her in more than 500 years. She is so shameless. There is also Gu Mingdijue, the master of the Earth Spirit Hall, who can't even beat his own sister, but still has the face to be the master of a hall, it is shameless, and..."

"Miss, please wait a moment, let me write it down first." Remilia was talking excitedly, but Tang Cheng interrupted suddenly.

Generally speaking, being interrupted is one of the things Remilia hates, but at this moment she nodded very graciously, showing no sign of displeasure on her face, until Tang Cheng took out a pen and paper and began to talk a little bit. Record, she went on.

About half an hour later, Remilia talked with Tang Cheng while eating, and discussed with Tang Cheng that almost all the prominent and respectable characters in Gensokyo were hacked. Tang Cheng recorded them all as a matter of course, which made Remy Lia was very happy.

However, what excited and delighted Remilia the most was not recording other people's black spots, but the discussion itself, because in her view, this conversation between her and Tang Cheng was completely a military meeting.In the past, when the Scarlet Devil Mansion discussed military meetings, although she participated every time and had the highest decision-making power, she often had no right to discuss.Although she is the head of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, when discussing matters, everyone often treats her as a soy sauce.

But now she has become the core of the discussion. Every word and every word she said has been seriously recorded by Tang Cheng. Those few pieces of paper recording the dark history of everyone in Gensokyo, in her opinion, are nothing more than They are all worth money.

"Hey, it's a pity for a smart person like you to be a pet. Why don't you be my chief of staff?" Afterwards, Remilia sighed and said to Tang Cheng.

"Miss, this is absolutely impossible!"

Remilia had just finished speaking, and before Tang Cheng could answer, Sakuya had already dissuaded loudly, "Miss, Tang Cheng...Although he is indeed talented, he is still far from being a staff member of the Red Demon Mansion." It is far away, and there is no room for men to participate in major military affairs, this is not in line with the rules of Gensokyo, please take back the proposal, Missy!"

I understand, this guy's purpose is this... At this moment, Sakuya suddenly realized that he wanted to win the favor of the young lady by cooking and catering to Remilia's sexual characteristics, and then showed a little military talent, so as to enter the The top military officer of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

At this time, Sakuya felt somewhat regretful. He had already guessed that Tang Cheng had bad intentions, so why didn't he stop it earlier?No, since Xianglintang bought him back, I'm afraid he has already embarked on the wrong path, and is it still too late?With the young lady's insistence on going her own way, if she really wants to appoint Tang Cheng, there is nothing she can do.

Sure enough, upon hearing this, Remilia immediately frowned.

"Miss, please withdraw your proposal." At this moment, Tang Cheng suddenly said, "Miss's kindness is appreciated, but I don't have much military talent, and I really don't dare to take the position of a staff officer, and... For me, being able to serve by Missy's side and cook three meals for you every day is already a very happy thing, so please take it back with all your heart."

Eh? !

Sakuya's eyes widened suddenly.

This... did I make a mistake?

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I started to resume the update, but I haven't coded for a while, and it seems that I haven't entered the state yet. It needs to be adjusted slowly, so the speed may not be fast. This chapter took a full six hours. (to be continued~^~)