The Man Standing at the Top of the Food Chain

cheap!

Why cheap?

It is said that when the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people are cheap, they will be invincible. Low, is the king of ten thousand virtues!

I have a lowliness, I can defeat thousands of troops, and my lowliness can command the world. No one dares to disobey. Ten thousand humbles return to the clan, and the Taoism is the same. The lowliness is in the presence of people, and the community can be protected... At the gate of the conference room, a red plaque hangs on the beam On top of it, there is a big Jian character in the letter, and this is the Jian Guardian Mansion.

Tang Cheng sat at the main seat in the meeting room, flipped through the report handed in by the secretary Isokaze, then raised his head and looked around at everyone present... Although the big meeting room is not crowded, most of the girls are there here.

"Admiral, there is actually something I've been wanting to talk about for a long time. Why is our tutelary mansion called the cheap tutelary mansion? It feels weird." Before Tang Cheng could speak, Chuanuchi, the eldest sister of the three Sichuan sisters, asked.

Tang Cheng smiled lightly, "You can know this question by looking back at the admiral's quotations. I have written it in the preface, and... Kawauchi, you are not qualified to speak at this venue."

"Why?" Kawauchi was puzzled.

Tang Cheng immediately took out a book from under his buttocks, in which were the admiral's quotations.

Previously, when the ship girls were repairing the tutelary mansion, he was really bored. Although molesting the expelling king was very interesting, but no matter how you molested him, there was no shameful reaction, so it felt different, so he recalled Started his old profession - a great writer!

So he took advantage of that free time to publish a book. Although he has not finished writing it yet, he has printed more than 100 copies.Every ship lady in the cheap tutelary mansion has a copy.

"Open the second page of the admiral's quotations, after the preface, we can see that there are three iron laws and three regulations in the Benjian tutelary mansion. The first is the three iron laws, one: the admiral is the opponent. Two: the admiral is always right. Three: If the admiral is wrong, please refer to the first two."

"Commander, this meme is very old, can you stop using it?" Isokaze sarcastically said.

Tang Cheng didn't take it seriously, "The stalk is not old. It is effective when it is useful. The same stalk, spoken from different populations, has completely different effects. It's like the same game, but Europeans and Africans can Playing two different games and feelings... But then again, after listening to the three iron laws, none of you objected to my dictatorship. I am somewhat disappointed."

"After all, you are the biggest in the tutelary mansion. Of course, you can say whatever you want. Besides, even if we object, you will still be dictatorial to the end." Chicheng said calmly while eating the snacks sent by Jiangong, as The only mother in Jian's tutelary mansion, she is calmer than anyone else, without losing her majesty.

Tang Cheng nodded. "I'm very pleased that you can understand so quickly... Oh, yes, I took the time to make a Gale two days ago. I originally planned to transform it into a shock-electric modification, but I didn't expect it to disappear as soon as I turned around. , if anyone sees it, please let me know."

"Cough...cough cough cough cough..." As soon as Tang Cheng finished speaking, Chicheng was already coughing violently while clutching his neck. Fortunately, someone nearby immediately handed her a glass of water.Otherwise, if you are accidentally choked to death by the dim sum, you will be a shame on the aircraft carrier.

"Although I understand what you said. But I still don't understand, why am I not qualified to speak?" Kawauchi continued to ask her questions.

Tang Cheng smiled slightly. "For this question, please refer to the three major rules. One: Whoever has the big breasts should speak first. Second: Whoever has the highest IQ should speak first. Three: Whoever is the sexiest should speak first. As for you, Kawauchi, first of all, you don't have big breasts, and secondly, you are called Night Fighting Idiot , There is obviously a problem with IQ, and in the end, night battles and night battles, I don’t see you taking off your clothes and fighting at night, you are not pornographic at all, so you understand.”

Kawauchi was speechless for a moment, and before she could refute, the elementary school students stood up collectively, and Akatsuki, a lady, acted as a spokesperson to protest: "This is not fair! If we follow this system, then we are pure and innocent. Don’t even kind destroyers have the right to speak!”

"Yes! It's not fair, protest!"

"We want ship rights!"

"We want fairness!"

However, their protests were useless, because of the three iron laws of the base guarding the mansion.

At this time, someone suddenly raised the question: "If this kind of rules and regulations are really followed, then you, the admiral, are not qualified to speak. Although you are smart and sexy, the admiral, you have no breasts after all."

This statement was unanimously approved by the ship girls, and the person who said it also gained the favor of countless elementary school students, but Tang Cheng smiled calmly, and instantly strangled the statement that attempted to push back his dictatorship, "Although what you said is very reasonable, the value of a man lies not in his breasts but in his roots. You have all seen my naked body, you should know whether my roots are big or small, and then ask yourself with your conscience, am I Does such a root have any right to speak?"

"..." The girls were speechless for a moment.

The admiral is so shameless and vile, they have nothing to do.

After subduing everyone's protests, Tang Cheng continued: "According to the three major regulations, I think it is necessary for us to redefine the seats. The first is my right-hand seat, which should be the person with the most say, that is, the chest. The biggest, highest IQ and most erotic ship girl, and then go down in turn. On the left side, it is reversed, take the ship girl with the smallest breasts, the stupidest head, or the purest ship girl, then... now everyone automatically arranges seats, after the row is over I'll see if it makes sense later."

"It's too much, this kind of seat division is simply a personal attack..."

As soon as Tang Cheng finished speaking, many shipwives began to complain. However, integrity exists everywhere. So-and-so quietly found a seat and sat down. While complaining, so-and-so looked for to his seat.

After about half an hour of commotion, the conference room finally quieted down. Tang Cheng immediately looked towards the right seat, and found that the chief sitting on the right was Dada.

Dadian adjusted his glasses and said with a smile, "Although I'm not pornographic, the other two items are still second to none, so the overall value is still the highest for me."

Then ranked second is Akashi. After all, he is a technical geek, he still has an IQ, and his chest is not small.Akagi sits in the third place humiliatingly. It's really a shame that a majestic aircraft carrier does not overwhelmingly exceed the light cruiser and workship in terms of chest value.Then Kisaragi followed closely behind. Of course, Kisaragi was able to rank fourth not because of her breasts and IQ, but... Kisaragi Wushuang, porn first!

Generally speaking, the arrangement of the right seats is very scientific, at least there is no need to make any changes until Atago comes to the Tutorial Mansion.

Then Tang Cheng looked to the left, and suddenly frowned, because the one to four seats on the left were all empty.Tang Cheng immediately looked at Chuanuchi, who was sitting in the fifth seat, and asked curiously, "Why don't you sit at the chief seat?"

Kawauchi replied: "These four positions are reserved for King Kong, Hiei, Haruna, and Kirishima. Although they haven't come yet, there is no one more stupid than them in the entire tutelary mansion. Let me sit on the chief. I am ashamed to sit there."

"..." What you said made sense, but I was speechless.

"Although that's what I said, I always feel inexplicably empty when I can't touch a girl with my left hand... Let's do this." As he said, Tang Cheng took out four figures from his arms and placed them on the chief's right hand at the same time. On the table, the four figures are: King Kong, Taiho, Longxiang and Yi 19.

"King Kong is the representative of the stupid-class warship, Taiho is the representative of the poor-breasted aircraft carrier, Ryujo is the representative of the destroyer, and Yiku is the representative of pornography. Even with my IQ, I can't give them an accurate ranking, so I just Let's tie for the first place." Looking at the neatly arranged four figures, Tang Cheng sat back contentedly.

Seeing this scene, many people here silently breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that with their sexuality, IQ and chest armor, it is absolutely impossible to sit in the top three on the left seat. It is really great. .

"But having said that, Admiral, although you are indeed relatively free these days, you are hospitalized, writing books, manufacturing equipment, and now you still have figurines. Don't you have more than 24 hours a day?" Oyodo wondered. asked.

Tang Cheng smiled, "Smart people are often able to allocate time reasonably, and 24 hours can be used as 72 hours. Of course, you can't learn this skill, so don't worry about it. Now, we will officially start the meeting Bar."

"First of all, after a week of hard work, most of the maintenance work of the Benjian Township Mansion has been completed, and the admiral's mansion, the port, and the dormitories for elementary, junior high and high school students can be put into use normally. The admiral is very pleased , all the ship girls here have made great contributions, if you want any rewards, you can tell me now."

"This is what we should do, there is no need for a reward!" All the mothers said one after another.

The reason why they say this is not that they really don't want anything, but because... what they want most is excellent ship equipment and second modifications, but even if they have no credit for such things, the admiral will still give them, As for other things... For example, asking the admiral to help me take a bath is not so much a reward as a punishment.

"Okay, since no one has asked, let's start further planning." Tang Cheng nodded, "Although the resources of the tutelary mansion are relatively abundant at present, they have already begun to sit and eat, whether it is construction, development or upgrading. Training requires a lot of resources, so the expedition team must be restarted, otherwise our resources will be exhausted one day, however... there are still many deep-sea habitats in the sea area near the tutelary mansion, so, in order to ensure that the expedition team For your safety, I hereby officially declare...the battle to attack the coastal waters of the tutelary mansion has begun!"

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I originally wanted to do the second shift today, but my head hurts a bit, so let's save it for the third shift tomorrow. (to be continued~^~)