The Master of Time and Space, Earn three small goals with blood at the beginning

Among the ten movies produced by the entertainment industry to compete with “The Legend of Mortal Cultivation”, “The Dream Entertainment Circle” is the most rubbish one.

So much so that countless netizens gave this movie low scores, and the final score of this movie was fixed at an unprecedented 2.2 points.

A super bad movie for sure!

Everyone who bought a ticket to watch this movie was so regretful that their intestines turned green!

Many people even went to the front desk of the theater to make a fuss, demanding refunds!

It’s not that I feel sorry for the small amount of money, but mainly because I feel that my IQ has been insulted.

But the movie “Dream Entertainment” is just the crappiest one among those ten movies.

It doesn’t mean that the ten movies, only this one is garbage.

Something shocking happened to the audience:

That is, there are so many movies, almost all of them are garbage movies, and none of them are worth watching!

The screening room of “Fortress of the Sky”.

The audience booed in unison.

“Is this the hope of science fiction movies in our country? If it weren’t for those stars bragging about it on Weibo, I wouldn’t have come to see this movie at all. I thought I could see a wonderful science fiction movie, but instead I saw it was just a little bit of meat. Isn’t it interesting to fall in love with an old woman?”

“Yeah, do those idiot screenwriters in China not know how to write plots if they leave out the things between men and women?”

“And the special effects are so bad. The male protagonist is a warrior in crisis of alien invasion, dressed in oily hair and pink face. Is this reasonable?”

“Fuck, give me your money back!”

“Trash movie, it ruined my youth and cost me money! Fortunately I didn’t bring my girlfriend, otherwise like the guy next door, my girlfriend would have to break up with me!”

The audience did not give the movie any face and complained loudly in the screening room.

Because the filming of “Fortress of the Sky” was so bad.

It was previously promoted as a hope for domestic science fiction movies, and the target is Hollywood science fiction blockbusters.

Many viewers have a simple sense of patriotism. In order to support domestic science fiction movies, they bought tickets to support “Fortress of the Sky and Sea”.

Even if the movie is just above the passing mark, the audience will praise it without conscience. After all, it is their own child and they have to give it some face.

I didn’t expect this movie to be so bad, so bad that everyone couldn’t stand it.

The plot setting is like a joke.

Special effects for only a buck.

During the battle, the male protagonist also wore hair wax, dyed his hair yellow, and had various convex shapes.

The most important thing is that at the critical moment of the life and death of all mankind, the hero and heroine are still in love there.

Is this science fiction?

Everyone thought they could see the domestic version of “Interstellar”, but unexpectedly they saw the space version of “Love in the Rain”.

Naturally, everyone was disappointed and cursed.

In the screening hall on the other side, the movie being shown is “Inorganic” directed by the famous film director Chen.

Director Chen is a very famous director. He once won the highest award at major European film festivals and won a lot of glory for his country.

Therefore, he has a high status in the entertainment industry.

Although the films directed by Chen have been unsatisfactory in recent years, the audience still has great expectations for him. They hope that his talent can go back to twenty years ago and continue to make films that can be called classics in film history. movie of.

But this “Inorganic”, although the picture is beautiful, the male and female protagonists are also handsome men and beautiful women, the visual effects are very gorgeous, and the lines seem to have charm, but after watching it for a long time, the audience found that they could not understand the story at all.

This movie doesn’t even understand the story at all.

The audience is completely unable to understand the characters’ motivations for their actions and their purpose, as if they are a group of psychopaths who are incomprehensible.

This is simply not a movie that normal humans can enjoy.

The enthusiastic audience was once again disappointed with Director Chen.

“I watched this movie from beginning to end. The heroine had a love-hate relationship with the hero because of a steamed bun when she was a child. In the end, there was an inexplicable and nonsensical battle, and many people died! To sum up this movie, it is A murder caused by a steamed bun!”

“Brother, your summary is so insightful. The story of this movie is really a murder caused by a steamed bun!”

“Is this the kind of thing an international director makes? I feel so regretful. I should have gone to see “The Legend of Mortal Cultivation”!”

Because the idea of ​​a murder caused by a steamed bun is so classic, a spoof video soon appeared on the Internet, called “A Murder Caused by a Steamed Bun.”

Director Chen thought that his carefully shot masterpiece would definitely refresh the audience and move them into bastards.

Unexpectedly, the whole people

sarcasm.

This made Director Chen, who has always been very concerned about face, feel very embarrassed, especially after watching the video called “A Murder Case Caused by a Steamed Bun”. Director Chen was furious and yelled:

“My movie contains two hundred and ninety-eight meanings. It is an expression of postmodern avant-garde art. These ignorant audiences are not worthy of appreciating such a profound movie!”

“They don’t appreciate it, and they don’t know how to study hard and improve their knowledge. They actually make this kind of spoof video to insult me. It’s simply intolerable and intolerable!”

“Issue this man a summons and I’m going to take him to court!”

Even the famous international director Director Chen failed, and the remaining films also showed their true nature as bad films.

This time, the ten movies produced by the entertainment industry were like a convention of bad movies, bombarding the retinas of the audience in turn, causing severe physical and mental trauma to audiences across the country, and nearly having a mental breakdown that could not be cured for a long time.

For example, “Three Lives Three Worlds: Hundred Miles of Chrysanthemums”.

“The original novel is obviously very exciting. What kind of mess is this movie? I have never seen such a trashy movie. The male and female protagonists have absolutely no acting skills at all!”

“Not to mention the acting skills, even the appearance is almost gone. Is this the domestic fairy tale drama?”

“This movie is just rubbish. Let’s go see “The Legend of Mortal Immortality” next door. The rating of “The Legend of Mortal Immortality” has now reached 9.6. It must be a very exciting movie. Take a look at “The Legend of Mortal Immortality” “Fan Liu Xiu Xian Zhuan”, go wash our eyes!”

Many viewers who were hit hard by bad movies chose to watch “The Legend of Mortal Cultivation” to heal their physical and mental wounds.

Especially the audience of “Three Lives Three Worlds: Baili Chrysanthemum”.

Audiences who watch this kind of movie all like fairy tales, but “Three Lives Three Worlds: Hundred Miles of Chrysanthemum” disappointed them deeply.

Therefore, they pinned their hopes on “Fanliu Cultivation of Immortality”.

After reading “The Legend of Mortal Cultivation”, they only have one thing to say:

“At this moment, we are all healed!”

In addition, a certain great director surnamed Zhang also had a serious overturn.

The movie that overturned was “A City Full of Gold”.

The great director named Zhang is even more impressive.

In order to convince him, the big bosses in the entertainment industry asked him to sacrifice “A City Full of Golden Threads” to attack “The Legend of Mortal Cultivation”, but they paid a heavy price.