The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Lone Wolf accelerates again and surpasses!

After going back and forth a few times, Jiang Yan shouted like a ghost: "Grass! This dead dog has run to one hundred and thirty-five! Is my TM dreaming?"

The woman leaned against the back of her chair, her face pale and exclaimed: "Slow, slow ..."

At the same time, a pair of father and son were sitting there beside the field in front of them, and they found two cucumbers from Jijing Pond. The son asked his father: "Dad, you watch the animal world every day, then I ask you, what animal in this world runs fastest?"

As soon as my father heard it, he laughed and said, "You can't stump me. I don't say anything else, but I'm an animal expert. It's definitely half an expert. Generally, college students can't compare with me. This world The fastest animal to run is, of course, the cheetah. The fastest speed can reach 130 kilometers per hour! The absolute land speed overlord, the king of sprints! "

The son was about to praise two things. When he turned his head, his eyes straightened, and he asked subconsciously, "Dad, how fast can the dog run?"

"Dogs? Dogs are a waste. If we run, their ancestors are terrible. Sixty kilometers per hour. The point is that the patience of the wolves is good and they can run very well. People are relatively wasteful, they ca n’t run fast, and they have endurance. Poor ... "Father was talking. Hearing the sound of the motor, he frowned and cursed:" Which kind of wicked thing is it to die for, ride on this narrow and narrow road? Is it tired? "

As soon as my father turned his head, he was dumbfounded!

I saw a pickup truck racing all the way, very fast, keeping up with high speed!

Even more weird is that a wolf runs faster than a pickup! The big mouth opened, and his tongue fluttered in the wind. It looked a little bit second, but his eyes were very serious. The four claws opened their paces, like flying!

Pickup and lone wolf howled past!

The son asked, "Dad, is this a cheetah?"

Father: "% …… # ￥ # ……"

At this moment, a white shadow flashed past, leaving the stunned father and son with a shiny bald head. Loose monk clothes, flying in the wind, slowly walking forward, scary but fast! Does not seem to be slower than pickups and wolves, always keeping a distance.

"Dad, is that a two-legged cheetah? Why is it still hairless?" The child stared blankly.

My father's heart seemed to be whizzing past, and he also wanted to ask, is that a cheetah? This face was hit too hard, just said that the wolf could not run fast and soared more than a hundred yards, just said that scum, a monk just walked out more than a hundred yards!

My father froze for a moment, it hurts, not a dream! But who can explain to him what exactly is going on? Is it true that a TV station's only truth program is adulterated? At this moment, my father was a little skeptical of life.

But someone has more doubts about life than him, and that is Jiang Yan!

"Oh god! My throttle is all over. Why is this dead dog still accelerating ?!" Jiang Yan felt like he was about to cry. His pickup is not a big brand. , Will soon float. Although he is not convinced, he does not want to make fun of his life!

This stunned, Jiang Yan's girlfriend suddenly called: "Traffic police ..."

When Jiang Yan heard this, he was startled, and quickly braked, but after all, the old driver, although he saw the traffic police, still did not brake suddenly, but clicked the brakes. Even so, the harsh braking sound will be drunk by the machine well. The traffic police of the water alarmed. The traffic police turned around and immediately became happy, stopped for a spit, and picked up a dead rabbit that hit the tree! Shake the water on his hand and walked over with a smile. I didn't see it, the two white shadows had already gone ...

"This road has a speed limit of forty. You ran more than a hundred yards for me and gave you two wings. Are you going to heaven?" The traffic police rushed forward.

"Comrade traffic police, listen to me. I do n’t blame me for this. I originally drove forty yards, but in the end, there was a dog that overtook my car and twisted my buttocks in front of my car. You said I ’m a big man Can this be tolerated? The anger is too strong, and the accelerator speeds up as soon as you kick. "Jiang Yan quickly explained.

"Dog? You fight against the dog? Even if you fight against the dog, can you run for fifty or sixty?" The traffic police asked.

"The problem is that the dog runs fast. Later, the dog ran more than 130. I couldn't catch up! If it weren't for chasing it, I would have slowed down." Jiang Yan said.

The traffic policeman looked at Jiang Yan with a serious face: "You should do the alcohol test first, the dog runs a hundred and thirty? Do you think the dog is a lightning dog or a superman dog?"

"I didn't drink! What I said was true, I don't believe you asked my girlfriend." Jiang Yan cried.

"Sorry, I'm not your girlfriend, just your temper, haha ​​... bye bye!" Jiang Yan's girlfriend finished, turned around, and vomited wow ... she didn't want to take the **** car in her life, Damn it!

The traffic policeman looked at Jiang Yan sympathetically, and Jiang Yan said in a grievance: "I'm telling the truth, there really is a dog who ran for a hundred and three, and a monk walking behind, also ... no, you What's that look? "

"Do you treat me as a fool? The dog ran a hundred and three? You check the internet yourself, how fast can the dog run! And the monk is following, don't you say he's flying? Don't talk nonsense, yes What's the matter, let's go to the traffic police team first and say. I suspect you have a problem in your head and are not suitable for driving anymore ... "The traffic police said.

Jiang Yan's face was so hard, he swears, what he said is true! Hey no one believes?

Regardless of Jiang Yan's bad luck in the back, now, some people are going to have bad luck!

"Sister Wang, hurry up, and the people in the village will be in trouble after a while. This little thing is not honest. It is just stuffed with sleeping pills, but it won't sleep long." The sharp-nosed monkey has a mole on its chin. Woman urged.

"What's the matter? They all work in the field, and I stepped over in this village. There are only a few families with cars, and one was burnt. The house hasn't been built yet. We're in town. We are here The speed is already fast enough, and it is easy to cause trouble again. Didn't you see the traffic policeman just now? If we get caught, we ca n’t tell. ”The skin is waxy yellow, he took off his headscarf, and his plaid shirt was slightly fat. Women's road.

"I don't know what's going on, my eyelids are jumping, I always think something's going to happen," the mole said.

"It's okay, so many years, I haven't seen anything like wind and rain, just a child, how big can it be? Don't panic when you meet someone." The fat woman said, and then passed a village.

"Sister Wang, I'm not you, shouldn't I take over now, a little flustered." The Mole woman said.

"Cousin, it's always like this at first. I'm used to selling a few more." Sister Wang said.

"Sister Wang, where does this child go? Will it be harmed?" The mole girl asked.