The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Three scatters popped out of my mind: "Moles!"

"What the **** is this?" Founder pressed, Mole? Listening to this name, it is not very powerful, but after carefully reading the content of the mole theory, Founder immediately burst into laughter!

Seeing Founder being so honest and courageous, Zhou Wu shouted, "Have you heard it? Nobody else said anything, what do you guys care about?"

The villagers looked at the Founder. As Zhou Wu said, the Founder is the Lord. If the Founder didn't say fight, they wouldn't be good at it.

Founder laughed; "Amitabha, you do n’t need to be angry with your donors. There are a lot of bamboo shoots on the mountain, so everyone is free. But do n’t waste it, do n’t waste it ...”

"What about waste?" Zhou Wu thought Fang was threatening him.

Founder grinned; "Waste is punishable."

"Who's going to punish?" Ge Yan stared at him with a look of fear and fear. If you dare to get rid of it, your mother will pump your posture with high heels.

"As the saying goes, there is a deity in his head." Founder finished, left his sleeves and left!

Looking at Fangzheng's back, the villagers are aggressive, is it true? The Founder didn't bother, and they couldn't manage it anymore.

Founder was walking, and the red baby jumped off the wall and walked forward, holding his hands and holding his head up, hehe smiled, "Master, are you here now? That man is so arrogant and wastes so much cold bamboo shoots, You don't care? "

Fang Zheng smiled slightly, and asked, "Does it, of course, do you already manage it for the teacher?"

"Cut, what's the matter? Just say a few words? Master, you're too irritating." The red child wailed.

"Oh? That's too irritating? What should I do as a teacher according to your ideas?" Fang Zheng asked with a smile.

The red child said, "This kind of person should be peeled and boned, thrown into the pan and fried in crispy and tender, and supper in the evening!"

Boom!

Founder's hand was a shudder, but unfortunately, the red baby was arrogant and beat on steel as if it were strong. Although Founder's hand was strong, he only slammed a crisp sound. Martian child.

The red baby didn't hurt, and looked at Founder provocatively, the meaning was clear: "How can you help me?"

Founder smiled slightly and read the scripture.

"Well ..." Red Baby rolled his eyes and rolled over the ground with pain, and cried at the same time; "Master I was wrong, I was wrong ... it hurts ..."

Founder only said one sentence, and then glanced at the painful sweaty red child and said, "Abright, those bamboo shoots are a waste of pity. When they are dispersed, you collect the bamboo shoots on the ground and send them to Going down the mountain, feeding chickens and ducks is also good. "

The red child sat on the ground with a look of sorrow and angrily, looking at the back of Fang Zheng, the little tiger's teeth were rubbing, and his heart yelled, "If it weren't for the supernatural power, this king would have eaten this dead monk!"

Scolding and swearing, stubbornly turning stubbornly, but still have to do the work ... Who would let such a **** master meet?

On the other side, Zhou Wu was happy: "This stupid monk, is it stupid to read the scriptures? You still have a **** and a fart!" Wife, digging bamboo shoots! "

"Oh, I think he's scared, talking about some scary people. This kind of man is waste." Ge Yan finished and patted his son Zhou Wenwu: "Son, you have to learn your father in the future, You know? Heaven is not afraid, the ground is not afraid, no matter how many people he cares about, whoever dares to bully you, then you will hit him! What is the matter, parents will bear you! "

Zhou Wenwu also saw today ’s passing, but felt that the parents were too awesome. One or two people were not afraid of facing so many people, nodding their heads and saying, "Well, I know! Who dares to mess with me in the future, I will be killed. he!"

Zhou Wu haha ​​laughed: "This is my son, let it go. This bamboo shoot looks not small, dig it out!"

Ge Yan and Zhou Wenwu gave way. Zhou Wu folded the engineering shovel into a small hoe, and dug it down with a bang. As a result, the engineering shovel was still too small, and the bamboo shoots were dug out.

Zhou Wu skimmed his lips and said: "Grass, it's broken, don't go, find the next one." Just before talking, Zhou Wenwu shouted, "Dad, on your face!"

Zhou Wudao: "My face is scratched?" Zhou Wenwu said, Zhou Wu only felt itchy on his face, reached out his hand, the skin seemed to bulge a bit, and his hair ... There was a bad feeling in his heart.

Ge Yan heard Zhou Wenwu's cry, looked up, and was startled: "Oh, Lao Zhou, why is there a mole on your face?"

"What? How is that possible? When did I have a mole on my face?" Zhou Wu hurriedly took out his mobile phone and patted himself with the self-timer function. Sure enough, there was an extra mosquito bite bag on the left face and under the eyelid. Moles with a little black hair on them.

"What is this? Nothing before?" Muttered Zhou Wu.

"It seems to have just grown up." Ge Yan said.

"Forget it, it's okay to order a little mole like this. When you go down the mountain, go to the hospital." Zhou Wu didn't take it seriously and continued to dig up the bamboo shoots. In a leather bag.

Although Ge Yan didn't say anything, she was still very worried. Then the monk said that she had a deity and raised her head. She wasted a bamboo shoot and a mole was added to her face. Could it be that she was being revenge? So Ge Yan kept secretly staring at Zhou Wu, seeing that the moles on Zhou Wu's face had not changed, so he was relieved and muttered, "This dead monk, scared me ..."

Zhou Wu dug a few bamboo shoots in succession and was very satisfied and put them into the snake skin bag. However, on the sixth, Zhou Wu was dissatisfied and scolded: "So old? Don't!"

Behind Zhou Wenwu ran to the bamboo forest to play. Ge Yan was worried about his children and ran away. No one saw Zhou Wu at all. Zhou Wu only felt a little itchy on his face, and didn't take it seriously, only because it was the cause of sweat, and continued to dig. Zhou Wu picks and chooses, the big one is unnecessary, the small one is unnecessary, and the pleasing to the eye is required.

The villagers did not like Zhou Wu, so when Zhou Wu went, he left consciously, and he was too lazy to look at him.

Soon, Zhou Wu dug a bamboo shoot in a snakeskin bag and looked at his masterpiece with great satisfaction. He took out his mobile phone and took two photos of the bamboo shoots in the snakeskin bag. Then he switched the camera and prepared to take a photo , But next moment ...

"What a ghost!" Zhou Wu saw the person in the camera, his hands shook in shock, and he threw the phone directly!

When Zhou Wu shouted, Ge Yan and Zhou Wenwu immediately came over and screamed at the same time: "Lao Zhou [Dad], why is your face dark? There's hair?"

The villagers heard the words and looked at them one by one, and Song Ergou first stunned, then laughed; "Oh! Which zoo door is not closed properly, so that the black blind man ran out? 啧啧This face is so dark, isn't it the black blind who burns the boiler? The hair is quite long? There is no need to buy woolen sweaters in autumn! "