The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and replied, "If the poor monk knows, is he still used to be a monk on this mountain? If he really wants to listen to the poor monk's instructions, the poor monk can only tell him that there is a place on the opposite hill, he can go and see . "

The red baby sent it immediately.

Zhao Datong first met, then returned to God, and said with a bitter expression: "Master, can't you ask for a buddha, can you also seek marriage? You still let me become a monk."

"The poor monk is not a Buddha, you are wrong." Fangzheng replied.

Zhao Datong thought about it and asked, "Master, is there really no way?"

Founder shook his head, and the red baby saw that Founder was not talking. The big eyes turned, and the ghost idea came. He smiled, imitating Founder's tone of voice: "Yes, people have no face and the world is invincible. If you want a face, the scenery on the other side is also Not bad. "

Although the red child has never been the subject, he has never been in love. However, after looking at the phone for so long, I can understand the reason for it. Chasing the girl is important, but patience is especially important. Otherwise, you work hard for a thousand years and wait in silence. It ’s just an invitation to the other party to get married. That's it. Only cheeky to show the attitude, regardless of whether the other party refuses, at least what you do, she will look in the eyes, remember in your heart, understand what you mean, and will not be ignored and misunderstood. This can also increase the chance of water dripping through stones, otherwise ... haha.

Although the red child has never been in love, but finds that it is fun to help people fall in love, so this product does not tell Fang Zheng, and he secretly points to Datong Zhao.

Zhao Datong listened to the words of "Fang Zheng" and frowned, always felt that something was wrong. But if you think about it, it seems that this is indeed the truth, otherwise, try?

In the evening, when Founder was about to go to bed, he took the phone back, lay on the bed, and casually browsed the latest news.

Just then, Founder suddenly received Zhao Datong's message. It was a photo with an additional message below: "Master, it turns out that my face is still not thick enough, and I swelled with a slap ..."

Founder froze, what does this mean, turn up the chat history ...

"Jingxin!" A roar came from Fangzheng's zen room.

Before long, the sound of a clear and slap spanking sounded through the sky, accompanied by the cry of a bear child ...

Fang Zheng finished playing and thundered, and the red baby crouched sideways and covered Fang Zheng, looking at Fang Zheng.

The lone wolf, the monkey, and the squirrel were so scared that they crouched to the side, without saying a word.

Founder hummed, "Jingxin, do you know what's wrong?"

The red child said, "Master, I also learned from the Internet. Do I want to help him?"

"Have you ever been in love?" Fang Zheng asked with his eyes rolled.

The red baby scratched his fingers and stunned one by one, saying, "If it is a female partner, I have had more than a hundred. If it was a child or a child, there were none. If it was a tea and water, eat and serve I have dozens of them, and dozens more for dancing ... Master, what kind of look do you have? How do I feel chilly? "

The Founder was like a big wolf watching a little white rabbit, and said badly to the monkey: "Jingzhen went to get the broom of the Sajia, and today the Sajia wants to kill the war!"

Not long after, there was a cry in the yard: "Master, I am stunned? Stop chasing ..."

"Stop! Dare to bully single dogs? Haven't you been bitten?"

"Master, did I tell the truth, didn't I lie?"

"So Master just hit it, don't run!"

"Murder, help ..."

...

After a while of fun, Founder returned to the Zen room, opened WeChat and looked at it, suddenly dumbfounded.

"Master, you are so awesome! This slap is not in vain, it's done!" Zhao Datong added a very excited expression behind his words.

Founder is completely speechless, can this also work?

Founder replied, "Really?"

"It's done, the goddess just asked me if it hurts and asked me to go downstairs. I went and she said she promised me ... because it was too nervous and subconscious before. Haha ... I'm out of order. Friend, la la la la ... "Zhao Datong sent a message with great excitement. As a result, when I posted the second one, I suddenly discovered that it was blackened!

"What's the situation?" Zhao Da said with a grimace, scratching his head and talking to himself.

At this moment, Fang Zheng looked out of the window with a bitter expression: "Is it Dog Abuse Day today? Hey ... when can it be vulgar?"

Talking, Fang Zheng fell asleep.

No words all night, the next day, with the big **** under the mountain: "Open up!"

Everyone on the mountain got up, cleaned, cooked, one-stop, after the light road was done, the red baby and the squirrel were hard-pressed, one picked up two large buckets, the other carrying a temporary water bowl and went down the mountain. . The punishment that is due is absolutely indispensable!

Founder sat under the bodhi tree and looked at the scriptures with peace of mind. Pilgrims kept coming in, and when Fangzheng was reading the scriptures, he didn't disturb Founder. For so long, everyone is used to the rules of Yiji Temple. The rule of Yizhi Temple is that everyone is free. There are no fortune tellers, no magic charms, no beads. The only thing to do is to incense, make a wish, and leave. If you want to burn high incense, you just need to take the high incense and put two hundred pieces into the merit box by yourself.

This kind of thing, no one will secretly take Gao Xiang, not give money. Make a wish, it only works if you ask for it sincerely. Secretly taking Gao Xiang without giving money, or under the eyes of the Bodhisattva, wishing can be successful.

There are a lot of pilgrims today. After this morning in the morning, there are slowly fewer, and eventually no one.

Fang Zheng didn't care. At this moment, a young man ran in and looked very anxious. He entered the Buddhist temple, burned the incense, and then knelt down and started talking. Yes, everyone else silently prayed in his heart, this guy opened his mouth and said. The monkey looked at the Founder, meaning whether to stop it.

Founder shook his head, he was also curious, what did this guy want to say.

The man knelt on the road: "Hi Bodhisattva. My name is Pan An. Well, that's the ancient beautiful man, Pan An who is brilliant. My name is good. I am a good person, but I do n’t know why. I ’m too lazy to go to work. A few days ago, my family introduced me to a few jobs. I went. I ’m too tired to do it. I do n’t know. You know? The factory put me in a ten-hour shift. Hours of rest, is that what people do?

Hey, I ask myself that there are talents, but why are they so poor? Bodhisattva, I do not ask for riches or riches, but you show me a clear way. I'm not afraid of being tired, I just want to find a job that pays and returns in proportion to it. They all said that the Buddha spirit of the temple refers to the temple. It ’s better to have less work, more money, and promotion without stress ... ”

PS: Currently owes 3 chapters to Fei Fei, 5 chapters to Miss Haidilao Xue, and owes 8 chapters in total. At the end of the month, she exploded all at once, and she is in the manuscript. :