The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The monkey clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, Master, are you sure you made a water tank, not a smoking pipe?"

The lone wolf clicked and said: "So big ..."

Red baby touched his chin and was about to speak, but found four pairs of fierce eyes staring at him. When he got to his mouth, he swallowed back stiffly, and came to his heart with a sentence: "A group of soil buns, this kind of storage stuff, In our case, the smaller the better. Xumi bags, Xumi rings, Qiankun sleeves, can be loaded with mountains and rivers at once ... Only poor ghosts use such a big thing. It doesn't look good if it takes up space. "

But remembering the lesson learned from the previous Baiyu cabbage, the red child shut up decisively, smiling and praising, so as not to suffer.

Fang Zheng ignored the red baby, but instead looked at the big Buddha bowl intently, which was different from the original one. There is a huge hot golden Buddha character on it. There are various colorful patterns behind the Buddha character, which depict the scenes of countless gods walking in the clouds. Below is the sea, with the probe of the dragon, dragging the plate, there is wine, The fresh fruit is obviously dedicated to the deities passing by in the sky. This scene looks quite spectacular ... the pictorial painting is more vivid, the more you look at it, the more you discover the subtleties!

Founder has Zen carpenter skills, and his eyesight is far beyond ordinary people. Looking at it in the past, like a magnifying glass, he is shocked to find that even if it is a distant view, a lotus flower the size of a fingernail, if you look carefully, you will find that The texture is clear, and there is even a dragonfly on the lotus flower. There is a mosquito in front of the dragonfly! That feeling is like looking at a photo in front of a computer, infinite zoom, infinite clarity! Of course, today's computers can't do this, but this Buddha jar does it!

Seeing this, Founder made up his mind that this Buddha jar must never be seen. Even if it is seen, it cannot be stared at for careful study, otherwise it will be troubled.

With this in mind, Founder began to look at the large-scale picture. On this picture, the gods and Buddhas seemed to have come alive, every move, every smile, and a smile.

"It's a good thing." Founder couldn't help but sigh, the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf nodded. As for the red baby? Everyone just ignored him ...

Founder asked the monkey to go out and find a ladder, which was placed on the Buddha's urn. It was too high.

Founder lay on the tank and looked inside, suddenly there was an illusion of looking at the deep well. With a smile: "With such a big mouth, everything is enough! Be pure, go and bring cabbage for the teacher!"

"Okay!" The red baby ran out immediately, and after a while, carried a large cabbage in.

Monkeys, lone wolves, and squirrels were like curious babies. They all gathered together, circled, widened their eyes, and watched Fang Zheng's every move.

Founder. First sprinkle a large amount of coarse salt on the bottom of the water tank, then tear the white jade cabbage one by one, apply a layer of salt, and put it in the bottom of the tank. This cycle, in the end, a whole white jade cabbage was stuffed into the large water tank by the founder. In the middle, Founder was very careful to closely attach all the cabbages together without leaving a gap. After finishing these, Founder went out, found a large rock, washed it with clean water without roots, and then pressed it onto the cabbage.

Clapping his hands, Founder confirmed that it was all right, turned around and went out.

"Master, is this over?" Red Baby asked after him.

Founder Road: "Ah, it's over."

"No, so that the cabbage can be kept?" Red Baby asked puzzledly.

Founder looked up Wang Tiandao: "It's getting colder and colder, and cabbage could have been put in for a winter. However, it is estimated that you don't want to eat it. Now it's just a different taste, OK, stop talking nonsense, sleep!"

Pickled sauerkraut in the middle of the night, this is the first time Founder has suffered. Opened the door, went to sleep, and lay on the bed, the founder muttered silently: "It's time to add water to it in two days, and then wait ... sauerkraut stew noodles ..."

Talking, the guy was drooling and fell asleep.

That's it all night.

The next day, before the Founder woke up, I heard someone outside sing and sing:

"Who under the moon, drunk long song-!

Fall in love and go to Changhe——!

With one finger, quicksand drifted away.

A fragrant wine, mistaken strings.

... "

Fang Zheng woke up from the bed suddenly, it wasn't how good the song was, but it was so sing-it was too bad!

If Founder remembers correctly, a group of guys on the mountain are all gifted-eat! Other talents are completely negligible. And the only one who was embarrassed to sing was the red child, the prodigal child. Founder rushed out immediately, and saw the red baby climb up to the roof again, facing the east, a long meal ...

The following lone wolf looked at the red baby with an angry look, and when Fang Zheng came out, he immediately sued, "Master, do you care? Master is crazy again!"

Founder also wondered, this song was sung by Duan Liu. Why did the two people sing completely different?

Founder Zheng was planning to let the red baby come down, but the red baby sang and sang, and the tune suddenly accelerated. As soon as the lyrics came out, the style suddenly changed, and Founder almost sprayed!

Just listening to the red baby's throat and sing, "The old driver took me, and I would twist Yangge! The old driver had a lot of hair and touched me. It went up and down all the way, and it was more fun in pairs. Ali, Ali , Ali Ali. The old driver takes me, and I want to go to heaven. The old driver takes me, and I want to pop .. There is a house and a car in heaven. The big bed allows you to have enough fun, Ali, Ali. Ali Alili ... "

The more Fang Zheng heard, the more he heard it, and he yelled, "Jingxin, come down!"

The red baby froze, looking down at the flushed Founder, and asked, "Master, shit? I sing. I tell you, I found that song that Duan Liu sang. There is on the Internet," Luo Tian According to the version, the old driver takes me. "Don't say, it's very nice ..."

Founder gritted his teeth and said, "Who told you this song?"

The red baby immediately looked at the lone wolf.

Dulang said with a grievance: "Master, my brother can't sleep in the middle of the night, let me tell him a story. If I have any story to tell, let me tell the story under the mountain. I didn't expect ..."

"Jingxin, you came down and made a big deal for the teacher, and decided to take good care of you." Fang Zheng said with a dark face, but also secretly rejoiced, fortunately, the bear child shouted at dawn, if there were many pilgrims When the time came to say these two sentences, he didn't have to be a monk, just closed the door.

The red baby hasn't figured out what happened, but it looks very angry to see the Founder. He jumped off the roof honestly and was taken away by Founder with his ears.