The Monkey King

The monkey randomly transformed an identical flat peach and put it on the plate, picked it up and ran out of the house.

The wind chime held the flat peach in its hand blankly and watched the monkey's back disappear into the night sky. It took a while to realize what happened.

"It's so damn hard to tell a lie!" Carrying the fake flat peach, the monkey walked through the market and soon arrived at the door of the real person Yuding.

Yuding, who had just had dinner and was discussing something with the craftsman, opened the door. He was stunned when he saw the monkey standing outside the door with a smile on his face, holding flat peaches. He opened his mouth slightly and was pushed into the room by the monkey before he could make a sound. Close the door casually.

Yuding, who finally reacted, was just about to say he didn't want the peaches when he saw the peaches in the monkey's hand disappear out of thin air!

Only then did the monkey relax a little. In the room, Master Yuding and the two monster craftsmen present were all stunned.

"Are you... here to frame me?" Master Yuding stared at the empty plate with wide eyes, his beard standing up.

Ignoring the presence of the two monster craftsmen, the monkey pulled the jade tripod aside with a smile, gestured with his hands and said: "Don't say it's so ugly to frame it. Only we monsters in Huaguo Mountain know it, and we will never let outsiders know. Just admit that you ate the flat peach."

"What do you mean by this?" Master Yuding opened his mouth for a while, not knowing what to say.

"Okay? Brother Yuding, just admit it." After saying that, the monkey pointed at the two monster craftsmen present and said viciously: "Do you two still want to hang out in Huaguo Mountain? Tell me! Just now Did Master Yuding eat a flat peach?"

The two monster craftsmen reacted immediately and nodded: "Eat, eat. We all saw him eating, right?"

"Yes, yes. I saw it too."

"It's delicious."

what the hell! It can still be like this!

Master Jade Ding stared at the two guys who nodded violently in stunned silence. When he turned around and saw the monkey's shameless face, the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched violently.

"Sun Wukong! Don't go too far!" He roared angrily: "I know you are a bandit, so you can't be so shameless!"

But the monkey didn't care so much anymore. He put a hand on Yuding's shoulder and said softly with a flattering look on his face: "Brother Yuding, brother Yuding, calm down. Come on, come on. Sit down."

He just pressed the jade tripod, which he didn't know why, onto the chair. The monkey squatted in front of him and sighed very "sincerely": "Who do you think I am for? Isn't this for the long-term peace and stability of our Huaguo Mountain? I am calling this selfless." Do you understand?"

"You, tell me clearly!" Yuding pointed at the monkey and shouted.

Helpless, the monkey could only laugh twice and said: "The thing is like this. Have you seen the wind chimes?"

"Is that Subhuti's disciple?"

"Yes, it's good to have seen it before. The situation is like this. Everyone is rewarded with only one flat peach. Mine was given to the wind chime, and yours was returned to me, and then I gave it to Yang Chan. But. I didn't tell Yang Chan that you returned the flat peach. Also... Yang Chan didn't know that I gave Feng Chime a flat peach. Well, that's the situation."

After saying that, the monkey blinked and looked at the jade tripod eagerly.

"So... you want me to replace the flat peach you gave Feng Chime now, right?" Master Yuding asked expressionlessly.

"That's right! Brother Yuding is so considerate! Our friendship is truly worthy of our friendship." The monkey laughed immediately and wanted to hug Yuding affectionately.

"Slow down." At this time, a smile slowly appeared on Master Yuding's face. He looked at the monkey and said, "I have helped you so much, shouldn't I be rewarded?"

The look on his face immediately made the monkey tremble. I suddenly had a premonition that I was about to be ripped off.

"What's so big about this? Oh, no, what kind of reward do you want?"

Yuding reached out and patted the monkey on the shoulder, and said happily: "It's very simple, let me go. I will help you with this matter."

"Hey, you want to write off such a big deal?"

"Very small?" Master Yuding asked doubtfully.

"Of course, can this be a big deal? At most, I'll just ask someone to go to the East China Sea tomorrow to catch you a few fresh lobsters and drink them for comfort."

"Oh." Master Yuding nodded silently. After a while, he suddenly raised his head and looked at the monkey and said with a serious face: "I, Yuding, usually have no interest in helping with small favors. I want to help you a lot. This matter I’d better tell Chan’er to go ahead.”

"you!"

Grass! Master Yuding is such a simple and honest person. He has only been here in Huaguo Mountain for a short time, and how did he become such a virtuous person!

After swallowing the curse on his lips, the monkey put on a flattering smile again and said affectionately: "Brother Yuding, that firearm really can't be used without you."

"Hey, I can live a more comfortable life without it. At least I don't have to worry about it."

"Isn't this all for our Huaguo Mountain?"

"Let me tell you clearly, who is 'we' to you?"

Trying not to get angry, the monkey put his arm around Master Yuding's shoulders and hugged him tightly: "Just help me, okay? Let's use our friendship to repay each other."

Master Yuding picked up the monkey hair of the hand on his shoulder and slowly moved the hand away: "We are not familiar with each other. Thank you."

"Hey, you are used to Yang Chan's bad temper. Do you believe I will kill you?" the monkey said viciously.

His eyes were fierce enough, but his words had no power at all at this moment.

Master Yuding raised his eyebrows slightly and replied with a smile: "You said she has a bad temper, right? I'll tell her later. Tell her again casually, and you are going to let me cooperate with you to lie to her."

The monkey was just short of a mouthful of old blood spraying out on the jade tripod's face.

The feeling of being caught to death with sore feet is really uncomfortable.

Just as the monkey bared his teeth and thought hard about a solution, there was a knock on the door.

"Who?" Master Yuding shouted.

"Is the monkey here?" It was the sound of wind chimes.

"Um? What are you doing here?" Monkey asked.

"I'm here to tell you that I gave the flat peach to Sister Yang Chan. Tell her that you asked me to give it to her."

"ah?"

Everyone in the room was stunned.

After a while, when they came to their senses and opened the door, the wind chime had already disappeared.

In the empty tunnel, only the torches on the wall danced slightly, illuminating everything in a dim red color.

After staring blankly for a long time, the monkey suddenly felt a palpitation in his heart.

…

The full moon slowly moves through the clouds, and at the end of autumn and the beginning of winter, the cool wind blows slowly.

After dinner, Ao Tingxin, dressed in blue, took the flat peach and leisurely walked out of the main building of the alchemy room from the back door. Just as he was about to go for a walk, he happened to see Feng Chime sitting on the edge of the stone table in the courtyard, holding his hands. He stared blankly.

"What's the matter? Little girl. Aren't you supposed to be reviewing your homework at this time on weekdays?"

"Sister Ting Xin." Feng Ling straightened up quickly, turned around and said, "My mind is a little confused and I can't read, so I came out to get some air."

That gaze finally fell on the flat peach in Ao Tingxin's hand.

"This?" Ao Tingxin tossed the peach in his hand casually: "I am going to give it to the first monster I encounter when I walk out, no matter who it is."

"Ah? This, this is a flat peach!"

"So what?" Ao Tingxin lowered her head and glanced at the flat peach in her hand, covered her mouth and laughed: "Flat peach is indeed the most precious treasure in the world, and many demon kings have tried their best to get it. How many earthly immortals ask for it. However, only those who do not have a quota will particularly want it. And our East China Sea Dragon Palace has a quota. Anyway, eating too much is a waste, so it is better to give it away. "

With that said, she pulled the hem of her skirt and sat next to the wind chime: "Where's yours? Have you eaten?"

Feng Chime smiled slightly: "I didn't. I just came here not long ago, how could it be there?"

Ao Tingxin looked at the wind chime with a smile and said, "I mean, the one that the monkey gave you."

Feng Ling was immediately startled and looked at Ao Tingxin with big eyes: "How did Sister Tingxin know?"

"Exactly. How can he hide his little thoughts from me?" Ao Tingxin covered his mouth, raised his head and said leisurely: "On the surface, he is selfless and rewards all his merits. But he treats two different people like me and Yuding. The name that belongs to Huaguoshan was added by force. To put it bluntly, I just want to give you ours, and I don’t want Sister Yang Chan to know what happened. After all, Yang Chan must be keeping a close eye on where his own one went. Yes. Haha, I tried every possible means to get you a flat peach. But I guess he can’t hold it back. He wants to cover everything, how can there be such a good thing? "

The wind chime didn't speak, just blinked and stared at the stone table blankly, with a hint of loneliness in its eyes.

"What? I guessed wrong? He didn't give it to you?"

Fengchi shook his head: "Monkey gave it to me, but I didn't want him to have a conflict with Sister Yang Chan, so I gave it to Sister Yang Chan and told her that Monkey asked me to give it to her."

"Ah?" Ao Tingxin was stunned for a moment, and after a long time he sighed: "You girl are really stupid. Those are flat peaches. If he gives them to you, just take them. Isn't it just right for Yang Chan to have a conflict with him?" Anyway...what does Yang Chan do to you?"

Feng Chime shook his head again and said with a faint smile: "I don't want the monkey to be unhappy, and I don't want Sister Yang Chan to be unhappy either."

"So it's okay if you're not happy?" Ao Tingxin couldn't help but frowned slightly, leaning on the stone table with her head propped up and looking at the wind chime with a dumbfounded look: "Is it worth it for you? I can understand that Yang Chan likes him. , what about you? Don’t you think there’s no one in Xianyue Sanxing Cave who’s more handsome than him? In my opinion, if you catch him casually, even if he’s crooked and cracked, at least he won’t have hair on his face.”

Feng Ling really didn't know how to answer this.

What do you like about him? Many people have asked her this question, but she can't explain it, but she just likes it. Destined to like.

The two of them were silent for a long time. Ao Tingxin stroked her blue dress and stood up: "Forget it, I can't explain it to you. I'd better go for a walk. I'll take a walk after dinner, okay? Sleep more comfortably.”

After that, he walked away happily.

"Sister Ting Xin, you forgot to take your flat peach!"

"I gave it to you. I said I would give it to the first one I met, and you happened to be the first one."

ps: I still owe five more updates.