The Monkey King

"Let's talk about it while you're free now. What are you going to do next? Will you take me down to earth, or will I just be imprisoned here and live my life?"

After asking this question, the monkey carefully raised his eyelids and looked at Lao Jun carefully. His eyes were full of vigilance, but his hands and mouth still didn't stop for a moment.

The alchemy room was quiet.

Lao Jun raised his head slightly, stroking his long beard and thinking for a while, then lowered his head and said word by word: "Guess."

"Are you saying this again?" The monkey laughed, and suddenly showed a ruffian look on his face. He threw a few more pills into his mouth and chewed them. After swallowing them, he rolled his eyes at Lao Jun and said : "What do you think, am I sick? No one would guess Taishang Laojun. I like to be direct, open the skylight and speak frankly. Just say what you have to say, okay?"

Hearing this, Lao Jun chuckled: "So, although you also practice the path of enlightenment, you have not yet grasped its essence. Is it so difficult to guess what I am thinking?"

"Hey, it's easy to guess your thoughts, but whose thoughts are hard to guess?" the monkey asked.

"You're wrong. I'm best at guessing my thoughts." Lao Jun rolled up his sleeves and stood up, saying leisurely: "The way to live in the world lies in 'inaction'. Only by using strength can you move a thousand pounds. This is Borrowing strength, the most important thing is to count what the person is thinking. Tell me, have I ever forced you to do anything for so long?"

"That's not true." Monkey said, but his brows furrowed even more tightly.

With a faint smile, Laojun clasped his hands behind his back and walked slowly.

"In Huaguo Mountain, you want to strengthen the power of the demon clan. I have known about it for a long time, but I have never stopped you. Although I persuaded His Majesty to issue an order to appoint you, I have never forced you to obey the order. You want to rebel. It was also your decision, Huaguoshan, and I never interfered. As for the golden elixir... I just told the little girl that the elixirs here are for her to use, and she put all those golden elixirs into your mouth. Guan, I'm afraid you won't wake up. Why blame me?"

"What do you want to say?" asked the monkey.

Lao Jun glanced at him and asked, "What do you think?"

"You mean...let me decide by myself?" Monkey asked hesitantly.

"You can say that." Laojun said calmly: "However, before you make a decision, I have to remind you one thing. I am in retreat. Who knew that the fairy wind chime in Tushita Palace would be so bold as to forge my letter and send you to prison? After asking for this, he secretly released the imperial prisoner, and together with the imperial prisoner, he caused a riot in the alchemy room of Tushita Palace. They ate up all my golden elixirs..."

Hearing this, the monkey's eyes couldn't help but twitch, and he looked back in horror at the sleeping wind chime lying beside the couch.

Damn it, it’s like this again...

It is said that there is no force, but in fact, there is no choice every time.

In this case, how can the monkey not descend to earth? Even if the monkey dares not to descend to the earth, he still dares to let the wind chime stay here?

Forging letters from the Sanqing Dynasty, releasing imperial prisoners privately, making a scene in the alchemy room, stealing golden elixirs... can these charges be light? The monkey ranked first on the most wanted list in the Three Realms. Wind chimes are the second place. Even if the monkey can rely on Laojun's protection to stay here and let Huaguo Mountain besiege the Heavenly Court, he dares to let the wind chime stay in the Heavenly Court again?

Every step of this step is calculated to death, every step is a success...

The enlightened person said, How annoying. This is the conclusion that the monkey can finally draw.

"Okay, I understand what you mean." He sighed helplessly, and the monkey said leisurely: "However, I want to go down to earth. You just let me go down to earth? The Jade Emperor spent a lot of effort to get me down. You just let it go...isn't it too rude?"

"I told you that I am still in seclusion. How could it be possible that I let you go?" the Supreme Master said with a smile.

"Then what do you mean? If you don't take action, can Li Jing open the Nantian Gate and let me out?"

Lao Jun coughed twice and said, "Nantian Gate is open now."

"Opened?" The monkey was slightly startled, and stared at Lao Jun suspiciously for a while, then looked back at the sleeping wind chime: "Opened is not good either. Although my cultivation has improved, my golden hoop Now that the stick is gone, it will be a little difficult to break out of the encirclement with the wind chime. How about you make me a new one now?"

Laojun pretended not to have heard the last sentence.

He smiled faintly, took out the Diamond Dagger from his sleeve, and gently placed it on the table.

With a "bang" sound, the monkey's brows couldn't help but tremble, and his pair of monkey eyes couldn't help but glance at the baby who tortured him half to death.

"Is it okay now?" Laojun asked softly.

The monkey's eyes suddenly started to wander, and he said calmly: "There is still a little bit left, a little bit. If there is another magic weapon, it will be even safer."

Looking at the monkey, Lao Jun said meaningfully: "This trip has brought you a lot of benefits. Everything must be done in a mode."

After saying that, without waiting for the monkey to answer, he sighed lightly, turned around and walked step by step outside the alchemy room, and said loudly: "Be careful not to be greedy, because the snake will swallow the elephant. In life, only when you are content can you always be happy."

Approaching the closed door, Lao Jun's figure swayed and turned into a wisp of smoke and disappeared without a trace.

But the sound continued, coming from all directions, making the monkey's eardrums hurt.

"These three realms are, after all, the three realms of heaven. I won't argue with you about the five hundred thousand heavenly army. But you can't completely refute His Majesty's face. Yunyu Tiangang and Guanyun Tiangang are now in Huaguo In the hands of the mountain demons, you should return it to heaven immediately after you return."

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in those two Tiangangs. Although you have other intentions, you helped me this time. I have always been clear about grudges, and I will repay this favor."

"Remember what you said."

"The Monkey King always keeps his word." The monkey raised his left hand and shouted at the top of his lungs.

After a while, there was no more sound.

As soon as Laojun left, only the monkey and the sleeping wind chime were left in the small alchemy room.

After sitting blankly for a long time, Monkey turned over and stood up, walked step by step to Feng Chime, picked her up, put her on the couch, and covered her with a quilt.

"This little girl can't find a better place to sleep." Looking at her sleeping appearance, the monkey couldn't help but smile.

He stretched out his hand to take out the diamond ring, input a lot of spiritual power to turn the diamond ring into the size of a bracelet, put it on her hand, and said softly: "Add another stolen diamond ring... But it doesn't matter. There are too many lice. It’s not itchy, you don’t have to worry about having too many debts. But, you little girl... do you know that when you wake up, you will be the second most wanted criminal in the Three Realms?"

"Anyway...thank you." He lowered his head and supported the couch with one hand. Slowly he leaned towards the wind chime.

Just when his lips were about to touch the smooth forehead, the monkey suddenly stopped.

Only then did he realize that the wind chime was looking at him blankly with its eyes rolling, its little face as red as an apple.

Their faces were so close that they could even feel each other's breath clearly.

The monkey quickly retracted his head and stretched out his hand to scratch the wind chime's nose.

"What? You didn't say anything when you woke up?"

The wind chime immediately frowned and stared at the monkey with a pouted mouth.

"what?"

"You promised to tell me, why didn't you?"

"Because, because I don't want to drag you down. What can you do here?"

Feng Chime's cheeks bulged: "They say the Monkey King is true to his word, but you are the one who is least trustworthy!"

"Hey~! You can't say that." Monkey spread his hands and said, "I'm doing this for your own good."

"No credit!" Feng Chime struggled to get up. Still angry.

"When did you wake up just now?"

"Just now...when you were about to kiss me..."

"First of all, let me state that it represents love."

"You're going to die if you don't explain!" Feng Chime glared at the monkey, frowning so hard that he could squeeze out water.

These words really left the monkey speechless and stunned for a while.

"Anyway, we woke up... we have to run away quickly, you know?"

"The old gentleman told me."

"Then you already know how many laws you have violated?"

Feng Chime nodded silently, thought for a while, and then said: "But. How to escape?"

"You rushed to save me without even thinking about this?"

Feng Chime frowned.

The monkey pointed to a small "Alchemy Mountain" on the side and said: "I have divided it for you a long time ago. These elixirs are suitable for you, so eat them quickly. After a while, I will rush to the front, and you will go behind and use the Vajra to protect yourself."

…

Outside the Nantian Gate, on the demon army's flagship, Yang Chan stared blankly at the "Lian Shou" in his hand.

"He...he's fine!"

Look at the surprise look gradually appearing on Yang Chan's face. Yi Su on the side couldn't help but be a little surprised.

"Sister Yang Chan. What's wrong?"

"He escaped! He escaped! He was right! This tone, he was right! He really escaped!" Yang Chan covered her lips with tears in her eyes.

"The king escaped?" The generals beside him couldn't help but be stunned.

"We've left Tushita Palace. We haven't left Nantianmen yet." Yang Chan said in a hurry: "Gather everyone quickly to prepare for a strong attack to meet him!"

"promise!"

The war drums of the demon army were beating again, and the sound of horns resounded throughout the world.

From a distance, the heavenly soldiers of Nantianmen saw all the demon warships moving upon hearing the wind. They quickly formed their formations and pointed their muzzles towards Nantianmen.

"Isn't this the right time? Didn't there just be a blast this morning?" A heavenly soldier said leisurely.

"No, they are preparing to attack!" Another heavenly soldier screamed: "Report to the general quickly!"

Only then did the defending heavenly soldiers and generals realize that a large number of monster formations had formed in the rear and slowly moved into the gap between the battleships. And those big tubes also started to be filled.

"It is indeed a posture of preparing for a strong attack... But what's the point?" Li Jing, who hurried over, said with half-squinted eyes.

"No matter what, let's retreat to Nantianmen first. Anyway, they will suffer from a strong attack." Jiaomujiao turned around and led his subordinates to quickly rush to the predetermined position: "Get heavy armor! Form a formation!"

At this time, in an unattended corner of Nantianmen, the monkey and the wind chime were observing the changes in the Nantianmen garrison formation from a distance... (To be continued ~^~)

PS: There is only one update today... You won’t believe that this update took eight hours to write. The previous interaction between Laojun and the monkey was rewritten three times and three versions were produced. Later, the interaction between the monkey and the wind chime was rewritten twice, and two versions were produced. During this period, there were countless revisions... Damn, this is at least equivalent to the workload of three updates. Well, in order to thank you all for waiting so late, Turtle decided to tell you a story. A long, long time ago, there was a reader who read books without subscribing. Later he went out in the rain, failed the exam, bought instant noodles without seasoning packets, and worked overtime at the end of the year without overtime pay... What a sad story. Forget it, turtle will talk about it again. A long time ago, there was a reader who read and subscribed to books. Later, he got a promotion and salary increase, became general manager, became CEO, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of his life! It’s indeed a happy ending! Well, the story is over. Good night everyone, Turtle will prepare tomorrow's chapter... Damn, I have to follow the rhythm of Red Bull...