The Monkey King

Chapter 638: Drunk

I rested in Huaguo Mountain for half a month.

Within half a month, the bodies of several people who were poisoned, including Xuanzang, had already recovered as before. Under the leadership of the monkey, there was a commotion up and down the Huaguo Mountain, and it became more and more nourishing.

Although it is still in the same dilapidated state as the yellow sand everywhere, at least the banner of the "Monkey King" has been raised. Whether it is a god or a monster, anyone who wants to get involved must weigh it carefully. At the same time, craftsmen sent by Heaven are also planting trees day and night. It is only a matter of time before Huaguoshan can be restored to its original state.

With these guarantees, the lives of the little monsters should be much easier in the future.

However, these days in Huaguo Mountain can only be regarded as a rare vacation for everyone traveling to the west.

The road has not yet been proven, so the journey to the west must continue.

The night before leaving, the monsters in Huaguoshan prepared a sumptuous feast for the monkeys. Xiao Qi drank too much, grabbed the monkey's hand and kept shouting: "Your Majesty, you must come back... You must come back, you can't leave us behind."

Hearing this sentence, the monkey suddenly felt the urge to cry.

This is the second time Xiao Qi has said this. He is not calling "Great Sage", but "Great King".

Eight hundred years ago, a group of monkeys bid farewell to themselves on the edge of the East China Sea and shouted the same sentence. At that time, I promised that they would return to Huaguoshan and let them live a good life without having to worry.

However, eight hundred years have passed, and what he has given to Huaguoshan is nothing but scorched earth. And of those monkeys that he had promised, there was only one left in front of him.

Remember that time. There is a cute canary next to the monkey...

Eight hundred years of time, in the end, things have changed and people have changed. Both myself and others have undergone earth-shaking changes.

Canopy walked leisurely to the monkey with a wine glass in his hand: "What are you thinking about?"

The monkey chuckled helplessly. Sighing: "I was thinking... Huaguoshan, which has become a piece of scorched earth, can still try its best to recover, but the people lost can never be found again."

After saying that, he took the wine glass from Canopy's hand and drank it all, but then spurted it out all at once.

"Is this...water?"

"Yes." Tianpeng nodded.

"Isn't there wine? Have you finished drinking?"

The monkey stood up drunkenly and searched around the low table with hazy eyes. Canopy quickly reached out to stop him.

"There's plenty of wine. I just don't want to drink it."

"Why don't you drink? All the wine I got back from Dragon Palace is first-class wine."

"You drank too much. What if something happens to me if I drink too much?"

Looking at the canopy, the monkey burst into laughter.

Tianpeng also smiled lightly and let go of the monkey's hand.

Holding the wine glass, Monkey fell down onto his simple and rough throne, holding his belly and laughing until he couldn't breathe.

"Is it that funny?"

"Carpe diem." The monkey put the wine glass in his hand on the table with a "bang" sound, then picked up the jug and filled it with another glass. He leisurely looked at the slightly rippling wine in the glass and said, "I suddenly realized that I was wrong."

"What's wrong?" Tianpeng slowly crossed his hands.

"Everything is wrong." Monkey pursed his lips, shook his head suddenly, and scratched his head and head: "Everything is wrong... I always want to do everything well, everything is done, and it is done. , I dropped all the big stones in my heart, and then I started to enjoy life. As a result..."

Turning his face to the side, Monkey looked at Xiao Qi, who was lying on the stone floor sleeping soundly, and said: "As a result, even if everything is done, there will be no one to drink with me. What's more... I haven't finished the thing yet." good."

Say this. Canopy also laughed immediately.

When he smiled, the monkey stopped laughing. He raised his head and stared at the canopy and said, "What...are you laughing at?"

"Can't I laugh?"

"Are you laughing at me?"

Tianpeng smiled and said nothing.

"Okay, you dare to laugh at me! I am the Monkey King, do you know? Come on, let's challenge each other! Let's challenge each other now!" The monkey became angry. He struggled to get up and held Tianpeng's hand. Just go outside.

This trouble. The little monsters around were frightened. Only Xuanzang smiled and said nothing.

Cao Xiaohua covered her lips and kept smiling. She came out from the side and stopped the monkey.

"Great Sage, you have drunk too much."

"I didn't drink too much, I didn't drink too much!" The monkey shook his head and waved his hands: "Today I have to challenge this pig head to a duel. If he doesn't apologize, I have to challenge him. I will beat him until his teeth are all over the floor! "

Cao Xiaohua glanced at the canopy leisurely.

Tianpeng understood, sighed helplessly and said: "Okay, I apologize."

This apology made the monkey confused. He let go of Tianpeng's hand, frowned and looked at Tianpeng, and said with some stuttering: "Hey, you are... Marshal Tianpeng. The dignified Marshal Tianpeng, who commands 600,000 Tianhe navy, wants you to apologize... ...You just apologize...How shameless?"

Tianpeng spread his hands and said, "I don't want any face."

After saying that, he turned around and walked towards Xuanzang, leaving the monkey standing there blankly and confused.

"This pig head must be sick. Why doesn't he have a fight with me? How about a fight? It's really boring." After saying that, the monkey turned to look at Cao Xiaohua beside him: "Have you drank?"

"As far as the Great Sage is concerned, drink it."

"How come you don't blush after drinking?"

"I don't even know about this... humble position."

"Don't know? You must have lied to me. No, I want to watch you drink with my own eyes. Today is a farewell party for me. You have to drink. If you don't drink, you won't give me face." As he said that, the monkey stumbled and dragged Cao Xiaohua. He moved his hand to his position and muttered: "Don't think I don't know, you avoid drinking every time. Today I have to watch you drink!"

Looking at the monkey from a distance, Xuanzang sighed softly: "It would be great if the great sage could still remember what he said when he wakes up."

Tianpeng broke open a peanut and threw it into his mouth, and asked casually: "What is Master Xuanzang referring to?"

“Carpe diem, cherish the present.”

Tianpeng looked at Xuanzang with some surprise.

"Isn't it?" He looked at each other with Tianpeng. Xuanzang sighed: "He is just too stubborn and will not give up until he achieves his goal. Even if he travels westward, this is actually the case. In the end..."

"Don't worry, he will remember it. A cultivator from Daluo Hunyuan Great Immortal Realm will forget things after drinking some wine. Who will believe this? But... whether you admit it or not is another matter."

"Yes." Xuanzang nodded helplessly.

After an all-night banquet, the monkey and all the little demons got completely drunk.

Sobering up from hangover is not a great magic technique, ordinary cultivators in the God Refining Realm can do it. Not to mention hangover, as long as a cultivator who has reached the realm of refining the gods does not want to get drunk, he will not get drunk even if he is soaked in a jar of wine.

But. A monkey whose cultivation is close to the way of heaven. But drunk.

Probably, even he himself wanted to get drunk.

The next day, when the sun rose three poles high, the monkey opened his eyes slightly. At first glance, I saw grass flowers.

At this glance, he was so frightened that he jumped up from his bed and quickly shrank aside.

"What's wrong with the Great Sage?" Cao Xiaohua asked, blinking.

She looks beautiful and refined. At this moment, coupled with the crimson cheeks, the monkey's heart suddenly "thumped".

"No...no." Monkey checked around and found that he was still wearing the old leather armor. The grass flower in front of him was also neatly dressed and was just sitting on his couch.

This calmed him down a bit.

After swallowing dryly, he asked cautiously: "Last night... nothing happened, right?"

"what happened?"

"That's it... that's it..." Monkey stretched out his hand to gesture, but couldn't say anything for a long time.

Cao Xiaohua frowned and thought for a while, then said: "The Great Sage was drunk last night. Marshal Tianpeng and General Rolling Shutter carried you back together. Then he left his humble position to take care of the Great Sage. .”

"It's nothing. Then...then why are you blushing?"

"Didn't the Great Sage ask you to drink?" Cao Xiaohua touched her cheek with the back of her hand and said, "Maybe she drank too much and the alcohol is not over yet."

After saying this, the monkey slowly breathed a sigh of relief: "Just fine, nothing happened... Just fine, nothing happened... By the way, how long have I been sleeping?"

"It was only more than an hour. I went to bed when it was almost dawn."

"What about the rest?"

"Master Xuanzang and General Curtain Curtain are all fine. I told Beizhi that the Great Sage should wake up and let them know. So we can set off early. But the others are still asleep, so Beizhi will go now..."

"Don't! Don't wake them up. They'll be crying again when they wake up. I'm most afraid of that scene. It's better to sneak away." With that, the monkey jumped down from the couch and started to tidy up in a hurry. Clothing.

Cao Xiaohua sat aside and watched quietly.

Just as he was about to step out of the door, the monkey suddenly turned his head and asked again: "I really didn't do anything last night, did I?"

"have."

"What...what are you doing?"

"You keep calling Sister Yang Chan's name. And..."

"And...what else?"

"There are also Feng Chime, Que'er, Short Mouth, Heizi, Yisu, Dajiao, Lao Baiyuan, Lao Niu... there are many people's names that I can't remember clearly."

The monkey pursed his lips and blinked twice: "I know, don't tell anyone."

With that said, he rushed out in a flash.

Cao Xiaohua quickly got up and chased out. When she walked out of the door, the monkey's figure had already disappeared at the end of the tunnel, and the voice was still slowly echoing in the air: "Huaguoshan will leave it to you! Wait until I come back - —!"

"I know, Great Sage——!" Cao Xiaohua responded with enough energy.

In the blink of an eye, the monkey had already emerged from the Water Curtain Cave, arranging his wrist guards and hurried to Xuanzang and others.

Tianpeng sighed leisurely: "We thought you wouldn't leave."

"Why don't you leave?"

"Huaguo Mountain is so nice, you are free and at ease, and you have beautiful women with you. And what you said last night, didn't you mean that you won't leave?"

"Ah?" Monkey was stunned for a moment and laughed awkwardly: "Did I say something last night?"

Tianpeng and Xuanzang looked at each other and smiled helplessly.

The long journey begins again.

The black bear spirit carried Xuanzang on his back, and the three people, the roller blind, the monkey, and the canopy, guarded him from three directions, and the group of people jumped into the air.

In the sky, they slowly moved towards the daughter country.

Cao Xiaohua, who was chasing out the door, raised her head slightly and watched quietly. (To be continued ~^~)

PS: I admit, it's a bit watery...but it's necessary.

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