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The barrage was swiped by [6666666666666], Shu Cheng raised his eyebrows slightly, wanting to commit suicide?

Speaking of suicide, which requires difficulty, is it really possible for Wu Junze's IQ to do it?

Want to kidnap morally, saying that she scolded him to commit suicide?

It doesn't even look like a little bit!

She is an actress, to actually act in front of her, I really don't know how to describe her IQ!

Wu Junze's face turned black when he saw the barrage, who knew suicide would be so troublesome!

At this time, Mai Tang is still running on the way to deliver candy to a certain Yan Kong, silently looking forward to seeing Shu Cheng for a while, and Shu Cheng's mood has calmed down, otherwise he would be the one who is in a bad mood!

...

Wu Junze's live broadcast room, which was too long as usual, started again——

[Theoretically, jumping off a building is the fastest.

But in reality, people don't lose consciousness so quickly. A head hit must be ensured to guarantee death.

Otherwise, even if the viscera is injured by shock, it will suffer at least 2-3 minutes of pain (neural residual phenomenon).

In case you fall on special buffers such as glass slag, cactus, barbed wire, etc., congratulations, you will be overwhelmed with pain.

The world record holder is Vesna Ulovic, a former Serbian flight attendant who survived the explosion after an explosion at 10,155 meters above Koslovakia. Her skull was split in half, three vertebrae were shattered, and her hands and legs were all fractured, but she was miraculous. generally survived.

So if you want to jump off a building, you can try it too. 】

[If you cut the neck, if you cut it in the right place, the blood will be sprayed to a height of 2 meters. If you cut it in the wrong place, you will become a duck neck.

Don't believe the ones on TV, the weapons needed for suicide, ordinary swords, knives, can't chop the muscles around the neck.

A knife is required, inserted accurately and then sawed horizontally gradually.

I don't think most people have this ability.

I forgot to mention that both the artery and the vein must be cut off, and one alone can torture you for up to half an hour. 】

[Carbon monoxide:

To be honest, this one is trickier because it's harder to die.

Yasunari Kawabata was in his 80s. Four years after he won the Nobel Prize for Literature, he died by stuffing a gas pipe directly down his throat. Now most of the natural gas in cities has been processed, and the toxicity has been greatly reduced.

Under normal circumstances, even if you are locked up overnight, you will be comatose, incontinent, or even become a vegetative state at most.

It is recommended to starve yourself for a few days if you want to die. 】

Professional, extremely professional about the consequences of the suicide method, everyone in the live broadcast room watched in a daze, leaving only a string of long bullet screens on the bullet screen.

V blog is still discussing——

"Suicide... so difficult?"

"I'm going, I'm going to raise my posture! I just realized that suicide is a job that requires skills!"

"This guy is amazing, but I don't know who it is, the name of user 12138 is obviously a trumpet!"

"Awesome! I never knew suicide required so much skill! I want to see if Wu Junze dares to commit suicide?"

"After reading all this, I think it's better not to commit suicide. If you don't die, it's a pity that you become a vegetable."

"That's right! You don't know if you don't look at it. You are shocked when you see it. Suicide also requires technical content!"

"Why did the style of painting in this live broadcast room suddenly change from a weird and dark style to a funny style? Is it my illusion? Or am I laughing too low? Seeing Wu Junze's frightened look like wanting to die, I just want to laugh Woolen cloth?"

"Can I say that I feel the same way? Inexplicably hit the point of laughter!"

...

Wu Junze turned off the live broadcast with a dark face. The method of committing suicide as originally planned, and then making An Zhiruo the center of public opinion seems to be unworkable.

...

"Ding dong——" the doorbell rang, Shu Cheng turned the handle, looked at the big bag of sugar that Mai Tang... was carrying, and turned sideways.

"My candy." Shu Cheng's eyes were focused on Tang, and he hadn't glanced at him since Maitang entered the door.

Regarding this, Mai Tang remained silent, and silently handed the candy to Shu Cheng, no matter how many mmps he had in his heart, he would still smile, "Brother Shu, your candy."

The corners of Shu Cheng's bright red lips curled up slightly. He played with Wu Junze just now, and now he has a lollipop again, reducing his anger by 50%.

Shu Cheng took the candy, took out one and tore off the wrapper, stuffed it in his mouth, and put the candy in his own candy box, without even looking at Mai Tang during the whole process.

Mai Tang: "..."

The air was congealed, embarrassing, quite embarrassing.

Mai Tang tried his best to force a smile from his face, "Then what... Brother Shu... your pimples really have a personality."

As soon as Mai Tang finished saying this sentence, he immediately regretted it. It's not that he doesn't know Shu Cheng's face-controlling personality. This person who always said he was handsome all day suddenly developed acne...Mai Tang seemed to have grasped it in his mind. What is fleeting again.

With his head down, he could feel the boy's cold eyes on him.

Forget... let me tell you to die!

"Can you repeat what you just said?" The young man's voice seemed to be lazily smiling, but his dark eyes were cold and without any warmth.

The anger value that had been lowered just now because of another lollipop suddenly increased.

Mai Tang was shocked, and immediately reacted, his eyes seemed to be full of sincerity: "Brother Shu, you are handsome, personable, immortal, brave, wise and powerful, extraordinary intellect, as wise as Kong Ming, as powerful as Xiang Yu , a hundred battles and a hundred gods, no defeat, a jade tree facing the wind, omnipotent, simply unmatched, the world is full of rivers and rivers, and there are thousands of people who feel the same way as me... How could it be possible that a single acne can affect me? Your looks?!"

Shu Cheng narrowed his eyes, looked at Mai Tang, and didn't speak.

Mai Tang is sweating profusely, why don't you just ignore me and concentrate on eating the lollipop like before!

"What's more, this pimple of yours is round and beautiful, it's right in the middle of your eyebrows, it adds to your beauty... no, handsome, it's like a match made in heaven..."

The corners of Shu Cheng's red lips curled up slightly. Although the idiot Maitang has said this set of rhetoric countless times, and the use of idioms is not very good, but he still feels pretty good when he hears it.

With the lollipop in his mouth, Shu Cheng's anger value decreased by 25%.

"Still leaving?" Shu Cheng asked lightly.

When Mai Tang heard this voice, he was instantly ecstatic, "uncertain words":

"Brother Shu's words are really like "the great sound sweeps away the shadows", or "pull away the clouds and mist to see the blue sky", which made us see hope and see the future!

A thunderbolt from the blue sky and a blue sky may not be enough to describe the contingency of your words, brother Shu; the clouds in Wushan and the flowing water in the Yangtze River are even more difficult to match the master's literary talent!

Huang Zhong Da Lu, shocking!

You can illuminate the world with candles, and you can see thousands of miles;

Through your profound words, I seem to have seen the majestic and heroic posture of you, who watch the wolf as an eagle, and walk like a dragon and tiger; as if you have seen your wisdom and demeanor holding a pen as large as a rafter, and writing articles on the world; Countless gallantry! "

Shu Cheng: "...?!"

"The sound of the great sound sweeps away the shadows"...

"Pull out the clouds and mist to see the blue sky"...

A thunderbolt from the blue sky, enlightenment...

Clouds in Wushan, flowing water in the Yangtze River...

Huang Zhong Dalu, who is deaf and deaf, illuminates the world with candles, sees thousands of miles, rains and dews live on the common people, and covers thousands of places...? !

Shu Cheng's dark eyes stared at Mai Tang, and the corners of his bright red lips bloomed. There was only the word "beautiful" in his heart, and he even forgot to be angry, and his anger value dropped to zero.

Mai Tang's flattering skills seem to have grown again...

As soon as Mai Tang left, Shu Cheng, the face control system in a good mood, turned on his phone and saw a series of question marks on WeChat, and the corners of his lips curled into a playful arc.

There are three ways to deal with her anger:

1. Eat lollipops.

2. Molested A Xiaorong.

3. Play routines.

Now she is in a better mood, but bored, what should she do?

1. Eat lollipops.

2. Molested A Xiaorong.

3. Play routines.

The lollipop is in hand, A Xiaorong is not here now, and now there are only routines left, but this group of people is here.

Shu Cheng raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his lips curled up. This group of people...wasn't there when they were looking for them just now, but now...how can they do it without routine? !

...

After a few hours.

Zhou Yaoyu, Zhou Ziqian, Bai Lu, Wu Dong, Fu Hao, Ma Yuchuan and others released V blogs at the same time.

[Zhou Yaoyu V: Resist routines, resist @朱成V! #Anti-Routine Research Institute#]

[Bai Lu V: Resist routines, resist @朱成V! #Anti-Routine Research Institute#]

[Zhou Ziqian V: Resist routines, resist @朱成V! #Anti-Routine Research Institute#]

...

The joint voice of many super famous stars exploded in the comment area.

【I'm curious what the Wuli male god did to them? Has it changed like this? [Laughing and crying]]

[Same curiosity! The routine king will not come up with some new routines to trick them! Curious! 】

[The relationship between the guests of "show time" is really good. They are not like other stars who are just friends on the surface. Their feelings can be felt by others. It is really good. Only good friends can joke like this before! 】

【What did young Shu Cheng do to them! Why don't you say it! Awow ow~ Itchy heart~ Aw~]

[Young @朱成V They are afraid of losing face and refuse to speak, tell us! Teenager @朱成V for answers! 】

[Ask for an answer, ask for an answer! 】

[Huh... have several old fritters been tricked by Shu Cheng? Otherwise, I wouldn't be so angry! 】

...

Zhou Yaoyu, Zhou Ziqian, Bai Lu, Wu Dong, Fu Hao, Ma Yuchuan and others looked at all the curious babies on their Weibo and got angry.

Did you say you only love me?

What the hell are you doing now? !

Fake fans!

It must be fake!

Yu Zhou happily drank yogurt, looked at the group of poor children on V blog, and couldn't hide the smile in his heart. Fortunately, he was witty and didn't speak.

Shu Cheng likes to play tricks so much, this group of idiots think that Shu Cheng will suddenly send you a V letter if he has nothing to do? !

What a fool!

Shu Cheng also withdrew her hands, humming the song in a good mood, but if Shu Cheng's fans were listening carefully and waiting for her to sing, maybe she would come out as soon as she opened her mouth.

—— "Feeling Cute"

At this time, because no one heard the song, Shu Cheng let himself go and sang the song seriously.

...

Time flies like a white horse.

During these days, Shu Cheng's pimples disappeared, "Wukong Biography" came to an end, and more people understood this book.

At the beginning, An Zhiruosu was the most promising "Full-time Master" among An Zhiruosu's three serials, but the end of "Wukong Biography" also made people sigh. An alternative Journey to the West, a different fantasy classic, An Zhiruosu did it.

[Sleep Sleep V:

——Recommended book "Wukong Biography" (Completed) Author: An Zhiruosu

The author An Zhiruo has reinterpreted certain plots of "Journey to the West" from the perspective of modern people, and the whole text is filled with thinking.

Faced with their doomed fate, Tang Seng, his master and his disciples finally embarked on the journey to the west.

Although Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie have great powers, they are just weak little people in front of fate... What will you do when the fate is already doomed and you cannot change it?

To be a pig that looks at the moon and cries?

Or a stone monkey who resisted to pieces?

No matter how hard we try, we are not recognized after all. Is this really the case in the world? 】

[The language used in "Wukong Biography" is also in line with the leaping thinking of today's readers. Those who think shallowly are fascinated by wildness and unrestrainedness, while those who think deeply are moved by betrayal and rationality. It is natural that it is popular.

The whole article not only has a brand-new view on Buddha, but also has a passage, which I personally think is very exciting. It is a passage in "Outside the article-Huaguo Mountain". The judgment on eternal life must not be missed. 】

[I only understand this book now. At the beginning, I always thought that Anda was ruining Journey to the West and ruining classics, but now I know that Anda has written another classic!

With the passage of time and the growth of age, the grand ambitions of youth have long since disappeared, and what is left is us lingering like walking corpses.

Aren't we the canopy weeping at the moon or the monkey terrified of fate?

It's just that at the end of this story, they defeated themselves, but what about us? 】

[Thank you An Da for writing "Wukong Biography", the moment I read it, I cried all of a sudden.

Monkey King lost himself on the westbound road. In the face of a powerful fate, everything was just a trick and a joke.

The indomitable Monkey King is actually just the little monkey who is full of fear and hope for the future but can't find the past.

Determined to fight against fate to the end, Tianpeng can only face the world with the face of Bajie in the end. He is unwilling to face the beloved Ah Yue.

Tang Seng, who was originally a golden cicada, discovered the deception of Buddhism to the world and the boundaries of teaching methods. He wanted to break through, and he did not hesitate to destroy his thousand-year-old skills, and finally became Tang Seng.

There are too many emotions, too much helplessness. 】

[One sentence proves that you have watched "Wukong Biography"! 】

[I am a student party, although I don't quite understand the meaning of Anda, but I still remember the sentence "If I want this sky, I can't cover my eyes, if I want this earth, I can't bury my heart, if I want this sentient beings, I understand I want all the Buddhas to disappear in smoke!" I was very moved. 】

[I still remember the sentence "This world, I have been here, I have fought, I have loved deeply, and I don't care about the ending.\