The National Male God of System Rebirth

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Although Shu Cheng wasn't wearing Little Red Riding Hood, he was still humming a hero song and walking on the path home to meet a certain big bad wolf.

...

A certain hero walked to the door humming a song, Rong Junyi helplessly listened to the very rhythmic song of a certain hero, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"You came back singing all the way?" Rong Junyi casually handed Shu Cheng a glass of water and asked.

"Yeah." Shu Cheng nodded.

The corner of Rong Junyi's mouth twitched: "..."

"Do you want to sing with me?" Shu Cheng blinked and asked.

Rong Junyi supported his forehead: "..."

But Shu Cheng sang: "The great river flows eastward, the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper, hey, join the Big Dipper, a bowl of wine between life and death, if you say go, let's go, you have everything I have, hehe All wow..."

Rong Junyi touched Shu Cheng's forehead with his hand.

The screen instantly fell into embarrassment.

You don't have a fever, why are you so stupid?

Shu Cheng's singing stopped abruptly, and he curled his lips, a group of humans who don't know how to appreciate it.

"Song of a Hero" is so good! What a classic!

It is written in the tune of folk songs widely circulated in Shandong, Henan, Hebei and other places. It is high-pitched, concise, popular, fluent, and the tone is bold and unconstrained. It also uses Bixing's techniques.

Shu Cheng was heartbroken that no one discovered the value of this song after singing it all the way. There is a long way to go to save the spiritual culture of human beings in this world!

Shu Cheng recalled the important task of returning home, put his arm on the man's shoulder, looked at the man with a pair of obsidian eyes, and said in a lazy voice, "Today... shall we play something different?"

Shu Cheng's hand went all the way down from the man's shoulder, igniting it inch by inch, his whole body was as charming as a fairy.

The man was easily aroused by someone, his voice became hoarse, and he raised his eyebrows and asked her, "How do you play?"

"Go take a shower first, and I'll tell you later."

Dark waves surged in the man's eyes.

...

Shu Cheng whistled outside the bathroom for a while, feeling bored, took a sip of water, rolled his eyes, and found something to cover his face.

Changed to a rougher voice and sang very boldly and domineeringly towards the bathroom:

"The big river flows eastward. Let's change our hands together. If you can't poop out, let out a roar. If you can't scream, use your hands to pick it. Don't wash your hands after buckling it. If you pick it up, it's really smelly. Hey, use an iron hook. Hehehehehe, use an iron hook, if you say hook, we will hook it, if you can't hook it, blood will flow out, you will be able to relieve your big hand, you and I will pick everyone..."

When the man in the bathroom heard the singing, his face darkened, and his voice suppressed anger.

"Shu, Cheng!"

Shu Cheng rubbed his nose, this song really ruined his image, if it wasn't for Shu Cheng's mouth moving, and no one else in the room, they probably wouldn't think she sang this song.

After all, this is an era when beauty is justice

If Shu Cheng's fans heard his male god doing this in private, they would probably cry.

Hearing the man's roar, Shu Cheng felt that he needed to run away.

"Kacha—" The bathroom door opened.

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Digression:

Jiujiu: Boss of the system, is it the spoofs and routines that impress you the most after you have traveled through so many worlds?

Shu Cheng: How is it possible? !

Jiujiu: Then...what else?

Shu Cheng: The most impressive thing must be the posture on the bed, it seems silly.

Jiujiu: ...

Jiujiu: This is not my male god, what about the elegance that was promised?

Shu Cheng: Do you have an opinion?

Jiujiu: ...