The National Male God of System Rebirth

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first paragraph—

[The cat was forced to sit on the stage in the Ye Lai Xiang hair salon run by the fox because of the night life. One day the mouse came to the hair salon and asked to keep the cat in the night. serious! 】

Second paragraph—

[The doctor asked the patient how the bone was broken, and the patient said, I felt sand in my shoe, so I shook the shoe with an electric pole. A bastard passed by there and thought I had an electric shock, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks. 】

The third paragraph—

[The teacher in the biology class asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Student answer: Let it smell a fart, the one that will cover the nose is the hand, and the other is the foot. The whole class fell down. 】

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"..." The corner of the girl's mouth twitched. It turned out to be a "Complete Book of Jokes". She thought that the book read by a character like Shu Cheng must be a literary classic or something. The Encyclopedia of Jokes".

The most important thing is that when the girl recalled when she was a teenager reading, she still looked very serious about studying academic issues.

"...It's really good at pretending." The girl looked at a certain boy who was on the phone, and felt that the boy was simply too cute.

When Shu Cheng came back from the phone call, he saw the "Complete Book of Jokes" on his desk, coughed and said to the girl, "Well, look at this to relax, and you can read it too."

The girl covered her mouth and snickered, "Male god, you are so cute, does your family know?"

Shu Cheng raised his eyebrows, "They all know I'm handsome."

The girl smiled, "Yes, yes, you are the most handsome."

Shu Cheng nodded, showing no modesty at all, acting as if it should be taken for granted.

"Did you understand this question?" Shu Cheng returned to the teacher's state.

The girl became obedient in an instant, "Understood."

Shu Cheng pursed his lips, "Now that I understand, I'll leave first."

The girl nodded, "God, if you have something to do, go and do it first!"

Shu Cheng left the library with his belongings, and saw Yu Jie not far away just as he left.

She decisively called Shen He, "Didn't you say the interview is tomorrow?"

Shen He nodded, "Yes."

Shu Cheng was helpless: "Teacher Yu Jieyu has arrived at Tsinghua University."

Shen He: "...she really doesn't play cards according to routine."

Shu Cheng pressed his temples, "I'll go to the studio first, and she will slowly interview the students in the school."

"She didn't see you?"

"Not yet, I'll go first."

...

the other side.

Yu Jie is interviewing the delayed students of Tsinghua University.

"What kind of person is Shu Cheng usually?" Yu Jie asked while holding the microphone.

"You are Yu Jie, right? I often watch your show. What do you think of my male god? He is even more handsome than on TV! Do you know that he is indescribably handsome?"

At first glance, she was a fan of Shu Cheng, and Yu Jie was speechless. Does Tsinghua University also have such fans? She thought everyone here was a nerd!

"What kind of person is Shu Cheng usually?" Yu Jie asked a boy wearing glasses while holding the microphone.

The boy adjusted his glasses, "Shu Cheng is a person with strong ability, I personally think he should not choose the art department, if he chooses finance..."

Next, the boy analyzed Shu Cheng from various academic data. Although Yu Jie didn't understand anything, he was able to draw a conclusion: Shu Cheng is a genius.