The self-cultivation of the passer-by hero

"Kaguya has a drop of my blood in her body, so she has the same abilities as me."

"Is this the so-called blood relationship?"

Wu Ye looked disappointed:

"Isn't this too boring?"

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Chang'e was sure that this guy came here to listen to the story.

This is indeed the case. Compared with the eight o'clock plots that I imagined, the truth given by Chang'e has no explosive points at all. It is boring, just like August without summer vacation.

Looking at Chang'e's kind smile, Wu Ye rationally kept the next complaint in his heart and turned to ask another question he cared about:

"By the way, why does Kaguya have a drop of your blood on her body?"

"Well why is your focus always on these places?"

Staring at Wu Ye speechlessly, Chang'e spread her hands:

"Due to various unexpected reasons, the child accidentally got a drop of my blood."

"Isn't that too general? Be more specific."

"Tsk"

Sighing as if giving up, Chang'e stretched out a finger and gestured:

"Let me ask you, if one day you accidentally cut your finger, what would you do?"

"what is this?"

Wu Ye was speechless for a while. He didn't know what Chang'e was doing, but he still gave his answer:

"Isn't it just a broken finger? Why don't you just suck it yourself? The saliva can also be disinfected."

"Yeah, you're right."

Chang'e nodded seriously, and then continued:

"Then if there is a little loli next to you at this time, what will you do?"

"What to do...?"

Wu Ye frowned:

"Of course I'm warning her, telling her to turn away and stop looking. Oh, by the way, I'm also telling her that it's unhygienic. Hey, in that case, why don't we just go to the hospital? The doctor handles it more formally."

".Are you a genius?"

Chang'e looked at Wu Ye like she was looking at an alien, so from practical considerations their positions should be changed, but now she really feels that this guy's seventeen years have really been in vain.

"Wait a moment, let me ask you something off-topic."

"Oh, just ask."

"Do you usually play games? A special kind."

"A special one?"

Wu also recalled for a while:

"What does it mean to be special?"

"It's the kind of game where there are far more girls than boys."

"oh"

Wu Ye nodded in sudden realization, and then affirmed:

"No."

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Hearing this, Chang'e first expressed her shock, then expressed her speechlessness, and finally silently covered her face:

"Are you really a high school student? Why don't you even play GALGAME?"

"I am an ideal hunter! The best sword in the world!"

"Go to hell you!"

Facts tell us that if the values ​​​​of two people are far apart, it will be difficult to have a dialogue. For example, now, Chang'e grabbed Wu Ye's collar and looked like he wanted to eat someone:

"Your life is completely hopeless! Now, listen carefully to me! I will teach you the correct way!!"

"Uh, yes, yes."

Forced by Chang'e's prestige, Wu Ye didn't dare to express his anger, and obediently listened to the other party's preaching:

"If your finger is accidentally cut, and there is a little girl next to you at this time, all you have to do is try your best to disinfect it with her saliva!"

".ah?"

"Ah what! This way you can not only recycle CG but also increase your favorability. If possible, you can also kidnap people together! Do you understand! Do you understand what life is! Do you understand what..."

"Wait a minute, let's not talk about life for now, let me talk about you."

Chang'e's tirade was interrupted by Wu Ye's decisive words. Wu Ye stared at her face and said seriously:

"Actually, he's a pervert, right?"

"Lolicon is not hentai! It's faith!"

".So he is a pervert, right?"

Wu Ye stabbed him speechlessly, then looked around, suddenly reacted, looked at Chang'e in horror and said:

"Wait a minute, I heard that you committed a crime, so it's not because of this that you were put in jail, right?"

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boom!

The floor trembled, and this time Wu was able to carve out a human mark on the ground as he wished.

Chang'e dropped her gaze and looked coldly at Wu Ye who was struggling to climb out of the pit:

"Given you another chance, what do you want to say?"

"Long live lolicon."

"very good."

Chang'e nodded with satisfaction. This was probably the first time since they met that she felt that Wu Ya was quite cute.

"Although my body has become stronger, the pain will not weaken. It's really unfortunate."

Wu Ye shook off the dust on his body and put everything that had just happened behind him in a sensible manner:

"So, it is for this reason that Kaguya has your blood?"

"That's right."

"Is your blood so powerful? It's just a drop, and it's gone when you blow on it. Is the effect so good?"

"Why do you always find ways to make me want to beat you?"

Chang'e glanced at Wu Ye with disdain and explained:

"That's the blood of God. Do you think it's being sold at a low price somewhere?"

"Oh, I almost forgot you're still a god."

There is something wrong with this statement. It should be that Takeya has never felt that the guy in front of him who has no manners at all is actually a god.

And he seems to be the most powerful god in the Moon City. God is so blind, but

A glimmer of light flashed in his eyes, Wu Ye raised his eyebrows and confirmed again:

"Is a drop of your blood really that powerful?"

"certainly."

"I do not believe."

Wu also winked:

"Only if you let me try."

"What?"

Chang'e looked confused, but Wu Ye immediately put on a sincere smile:

"Let's talk about it. How about you give me a drop of your blood? I'll try it out for you and do some advertising at the same time. If we make money in the future, we'll do it 30/70."

Looking at the stunned Chang'e, Wu Ye blinked:

"You three and I seven."

After being stunned for a moment, Chang'e suddenly laughed. She once again lifted Wu Ye's collar to get him off the ground. Wu Ye said calmly:

"Are you not satisfied? How about you seven and me three."

"Okay, then I also have a plan here, can you consider it?"

Chang'e smiled and lifted Wu Ye higher:

"Should I throw you to death here now, or should I beat you up first and then throw you to death here?"

".I think we can talk some more."

Wu Ye pointed to the Gungnir that fell with him on the ground:

"Look, this is my weapon. It's made of high-quality materials, easy to use, and has a penetrating effect. It can cut iron like mud, uh, poke iron like mud. How about I trade it with you?"

".It will cry."

Chang'e glanced at Wu Ye with contempt, then gently put him down:

"Okay, no more playing. It's impossible to hand over my blood to you, but this thing is fine."

Chang'e turned over her hand and took out a small and delicate spoon from behind her.

"Wait a minute, isn't this the one I threw into the Santu River?"

Wu Ye was slightly startled, raised his head and looked at Chang'e in front of him in disbelief.