The stewardess and I lived on a deserted island

What can I do about this? Xiaoxiao is still waiting for this thing to save his life!

At this moment, Yue Tianming felt that someone was suddenly hugged behind him, no need to ask, it must be Ni Man.

"Tian~Ming~" Ni Man's coquettish voice had just come out, and Yue Tianming was a burst of applause.

"Get out of here!"

shook his arm vigorously, then turned around, and was about to curse twice, but there was a different scene in front of him.

With the help of the flashlight of the mobile phone, I can see it clearly.

At this time, Ni Man, where is there still clothes on his body, he is clean and slippery.

Not only that, but he also deliberately straightened his chest, so that Yue Tianming could see it more clearly.

"You..." Yue Tianming was stunned for a moment.

Ni Man said with a seductive smile, "Tianming, there are only the two of us here, as long as you and I don't say anything, we can do it now..."

Men, they're all the same, as long as they've seen it, there's no one who isn't tempted.

Yue Tianming didn't expect this to be the case, and his brain short-circuited a little, but he quickly came to his senses.

"Put on your clothes! I'm not in the mood to play with you!" he

turned his head, ignored her, and continued walking.

Ni Man was also stunned, impossible, is there still this kind of man

? Is it that I am not beautiful enough and unattractive?

But she still didn't give up, so she was naked and chased after her.

If she doesn't take Yue Tianming down today, she won't have a chance in the future.

But just as she was thinking about how to be more active next, she heard Yue Tianming yell.

"I'm going! I'm just right!" I

saw Yue Tianming in front of him, as if he had been stimulant, turned around and ran past Ni Man, running wildly in the direction of the cave entrance.

Yue Tianming ran away, and Ni Man's surroundings immediately darkened.

But she soon understood what was happening, there were all kinds of 'poof' sounds in her ears, and the bats flew back!

Since the entry is not deep, the exit is fast.

Yue Tianming found a big tree near the entrance of the cave, hid his body, and observed the situation behind him.

Within a few seconds, Ni Man also rushed out, looking around for Yue Tianming's figure.

But before she could find Yue Tianming, the bats had already rushed out of the cave overwhelmingly.

"Ah!!h

The bats were attracted by Ni Man, and they were also chasing after them.

It was fifty or sixty meters away from the beach, and when he was about to be overtaken, Ni Man had already washed into the sea.

Swarms of bats hovered over the coast, refusing to leave.

Yue Tianming dodged and rushed directly into the cave.

With the help of a flashlight, quickly look for the luminous sand.

This time he didn't disappoint, and he didn't go far before he found some bat poop scattered on the ground.

I picked it up and smelled it, it was really fresh enough, not to mention the smell, it still touched my hands! I

didn't know how much it needed to be enough, Yue Tianming picked up twenty or thirty of them, put them in his trouser pocket, and then turned over and walked out of the cave.

Glancing at the seaside in the distance, the bats were still hovering overhead, and I couldn't see Ni Man's shadow, so I guess it was still in the water.

You shameless woman, just be honest as bait, buddy go home first.

Just as he was about to go around from the side, when he looked up, Yue Tianming was happy.

Ni Man's clothes were hanging on the branches outside the cave.

It seems that you have premeditated, and you follow Lao Tzu into the cave naked, and you want the overlord to bow hard.

If you like to be naked, then stay naked.

Yue Tianming laughed evilly a few times, hugged all the clothes in his arms, and then left quickly.

Ni Man came out several times and wanted to shout, but was forced back by the bats that flew over.

I could only watch Yue Tianming take away all his clothes.

Yue Tianming trotted all the way and rushed back.

This back and forth, it's almost three hours.

When he was about to touch the vicinity of the camp, he slowed down.

Again he found a long hard branch, reduced one end, held it in his hand, and cautiously approached the camp.

Hiding behind a tree and checking for a while, I found that the marching ants were long gone.

And the monitor lizard, lying on the bank of the river, seems to have eaten this delicious food, and will not give up.

Taking advantage of the monitor lizard's inattention, Yue Tianming ran a few steps, jumped up the tree trunk, and jumped into the tree house along the roof.

"Tianming, you're back. As soon as Bai Xiabing saw Yue Tianming, his hanging heart was put down.

"Quick, look at how this thing is taken. Yue Tianming took out a slimy lump from his trouser pocket.

Originally, it was all bat feces the size of broad bean particles, but now it was mixed with Yue Tianming's sweat, and it was all stuck into a lump.

"Are you sure this is luminous sand?" Bai Xiabing grinned, even if he hadn't seen this thing, he could guess how big the bat could be?

"Oops, it's a long story, I promise it's authentic fresh feces, and as soon as I pulled it out, I would... Uh..."

Yue Tianming said that he was disgusted.

"Okay," Bai Xiabing could only pinch his nose and hold a piece of fresh feces in his hand.

How do you take it? The devil knows! But at least you have to cook it before you eat it.

I found the clams, added a little water, and didn't forget to put some salt, and then put it on the fire to roast.

"She's in a coma, and you're afraid that it won't taste good, so you put so much salt in it. Yue Tianming sat by the fire panting, not understanding what her intentions were.

"Nonsense, of course, it's not to laugh and drink it yourself, we both have to drink some too, and get rid of the toxins as soon as possible, or the pain in our bodies will be uncomfortable.

Bai Xiabing frowned painfully, and her white legs were also full of red spots, just like Yue Tianming's body.

"Uh... Okay," Yue Tianming was about to cry, "I didn't expect Lao Tzu to eat this day." The

two of them waited for the fresh poop to boil thoroughly, and Yan Xiaoxiao smiled at the current situation, so they could only send liquid food into their mouths.

At this stall, Bai Xiabing found that there were some things hanging on Yue Tianming's belt that shouldn't have appeared.

Women's underwear and underwear, and a stewardess skirt.

When Bai Xiabing saw this, his face was cold, and he thought of some bad pictures, "Yue Tianming, what's the matter with these clothes? This

is Bai Xiabing's definition of Yue Tianming.

"Huh?" Yue Tianming looked down, suddenly realized, and smiled, "Hey, you're talking about this."

Yue Tianming pulled a few pieces of clothing out of his belt and threw them on the ground.

"I'll tell you, it's always exciting..."

......"

Yue Tianming simply recounted the situation at the time, but he automatically ignored some details, especially the things he looked at a few more times.

"Huh, you're so honest? No... Bai Xiabing scoffed at the answer he gave, his face full of contempt.

Who can believe that a big man can take the initiative to refuse in the face of the Yanfu sent to his mouth?