The Sweetest ‘Fake’ Couple

“I love eating pears” as a big cp fan, finally turned against all cp fans in public. The other cp fans of the pear couple vowed to nail him to the pillar of shame. +++ Popular Tanmei Novels: www.wuxiax.com

As Lu Li himself, seeing this user of “I love eating pears” because he was nailed to the pillar of shame, it is inevitable to feel a little sorry.

This “I love to eat pears” is really a wealthy and uninterested Tiehan. Fortunately, the anger of eating pears and the CP powder is anger, but the quality of the usual teaching is good, without using too ugly words.

Lu Li thought about it, and finally put on the vest trumpet of “Pear Flavor Fairy”, and went to send a private message to this “I love pears”.

She found that this “I love pears” even paid attention to her trumpet.

Little Fairy Pear Flavor: [Well, hello, I’m the former administrator of “Eating Pear Couple”, I want to tell you without any malice, since it’s a cp fan, I have to double the burden (laughing and crying jpg), You can also forward more content related to Chichenyan, so as to show that you like Luli and Chichenyan as well. If you only like Luli now, you can tell your fans to quit eating pears, and then join Lu Li is super talking. 】

[Uh, also, thank you for your love of Luli, thank you so much! Holding heart jpg]

After Lu Li sent the private message, she breathed a sigh of relief.

I hope this “I love pears” can hear her.

After she was busy, she wanted to start the game while drinking afternoon tea, but then she saw her “Lulily” large size, which hadn’t been online for several months. When she went online, she just sent out cookies and didn’t even have a selfie. Surprising fans After blowing the rainbow fart, they clamored for dissatisfaction again, knowing that the lady was finally online, let the lady open more business.

[Ahhhh, Luli, your fans have broken two million! Is it really good not to post a selfie of Jiugongge or start a live broadcast? ! 】

【Correct! Jiugongge selfie! Start live! 】

…

Lu Li took a look and found that her fans had just increased to two million today.

Without zombie fans, it’s all true.

Lu Li hesitated while opening the game’s fingers.

Two million fans, it is time to thank.

She pressed her lips, thought and thought, and decided to start a live broadcast.

But she doesn’t want to show her face much now.

So after a while, the user “Lu Lily” shared a live broadcast link, “Go online to play a game with everyone~”.

Fans immediately clicked on the link. The screen was Lu Li’s mobile game interface. The four-person team has been matched and is waiting for parachuting.

The live barrage was immediately swiped:

[So it’s not a live broadcast, oh oh, I miss my cute]

[It turns out that noble ladies also play and eat chicken hahahahahahaha]

[Fuck, I am envious of being matched with Lu Li, admired]

[This suit is really good-looking, but the limited edition is super expensive]

[How is boss Lu’s skills, I look forward to it]

[Is this a bonus for two million fans? 】

…

It was the first time that Lu Li was watched by so many people playing games, and she was a little nervous.

And she still had a certain amount of self-esteem in the game, it was really embarrassing to die within a few minutes.

In order to avoid the embarrassment of landing into a box, I chose the most remote place for parachuting.

After picking up the equipment, he fully armed himself, and then found a corner to hide quietly.

Fan: “………………”

The game is fierce, the number of survivors in the upper left corner is constantly decreasing, and the messages keep reminding your teammates who have defeated again.

Lu Lian hid quietly.

The poison circle narrowed, she ran, and after running into the safe area, she continued to find a corner with no one to hide.

The number of survivors in the upper left corner has been reduced from one hundred to a dozen or twenty, and the final final is about to go.

Barrage︰

[It turns out that ladies play games in this style…]

[A little cute hhhh]

[This one won’t lie down □□]

Some fans can’t help it:

[The lady kills someone! Don’t kill or play or eat chicken! 】

[Lu Li Chong Duck! Give full play to your true strength! on! 】

[Little cute, it makes no sense for you to keep hiding from Gou until the finals, I will tell you]

[Kneel to the lady to attack]

【Kneel for the lady to attack + 1】

Lu Li glanced at the comment on the barrage and found that everyone was begging her not to hide, and to show her true strength.

Lu Li didn’t feel embarrassed to say that her strength was good luck. She often matched her teammates with good skills, then hid herself to the finals, and finally leaned on her teammates to win.

But seeing the fan’s urging, she pursed her lips and decided to go up.

The role of the lady in the interface finally stopped hiding.

Quietly ran to a window, squatted down, then picked up the camera, and installed the eight-fold mirror.

[Is this a sniper? 】

[Handsome! Come on, lady! 】

[Uuuuuu just saw that I have committed obsessive-compulsive disorder, and finally took the initiative to attack]

Lu Li was searching for an enemy in the distance in the eight-fold mirror.

Sure enough, it didn’t take long before a hiding target appeared in the eight-fold mirror.

Lu Li’s aiming center point fell on that target several times.

Fans who watched the game raised their hearts:

[Ah, ah, we are going to attack]

[How to be nervous]

[Oh, I missed the opportunity just now, Lu Li calms down! 】

Lu Li faced the hiding target in the scope, her heart also hanging.

After aiming several times, the target seemed to stop and healed in place.

She is about to kill her first person, and she will be able to sniper at a very long distance. If she is hit, she will be a little sharpshooter in the future.

…

On the other side, Chi Chenyan finished his work and saw two messages on his mobile phone.

“Little Fairy with Pear Flavor”.

He knew that this was Lu Li’s trumpet, who had fallen in front of him when he was confused.

Chi Chenyan smiled at the lovely text in the private message.

…

At the same time, Lu Li took a deep breath, took aim, and was ready to shoot.

However, at this moment, a message prompt suddenly slipped down from the top of the phone.

“I love pears” message you privately: it’s me, Lili.

The message box just blocked her aiming range.

Lu Li was nervous about making an attack for the first time, but the aiming camera was blocked by the sudden news.

She was so angry that she was even swearing, and she slid the reminder box directly.

It’s you? who are you? You still call her Lili, do you think you are Chi Chenyan?

Lu Li’s live broadcast was on the mobile interface, and fans naturally saw the flashing message prompt, and then had the same doubts as Lu Li.

[Who depends on this]

[It seems like “I love pears”? ? ? 】

[Yes, I also saw it seems to be “I love pears”]

[Who is “I love pears”]

[“I love pears” is the number one cp fan of the couple who eat pears before! Wasn’t he a subcutaneous diversion, Li Wei fan eating pear couple was nailed to the pillar of shame by other CP fans! 】

【by! Even came to send a private message to Lu Li? 】

[What did he send? “It’s me, Riri”? Does Lu Li know who he is? 】

[Heitui! On behalf of all cp fans despise this kind of people]

Lu Li remembered that she was still playing the game live, Ben quickly slid the message box up to continue, but within two seconds, the user “I love eating pear” sent you a private message message reminder came again, blocking her sight again .

“I love to eat pears” privately message you: husband.

When Lu Li saw the word “husband” this time, she was finally stunned.

…?

Fans in the live broadcast room:?

At the moment of stunned, a burst of gunfire suddenly sounded.

Lu Li failed to sniper and was sniped, and a burst of blue smoke rose into boxes.

Lu Li didn’t care about losing the game. After seeing the word “husband”, she recalled that “I love eating pears” with a very different style of painting on the homepage, and the old cadre’s lack of heart. Then she suddenly remembered something. So scared to say hello, I immediately shut down the live broadcast.

The live broadcast room was closed, and fans were suddenly invited out from the live broadcast page. Thinking of the last situation in their minds, they seemed to be confused.

Discussions gradually began in the fan group. [Is it the “I love pears” that I just sent Lu Li privately? 】

[What did he say? Is it my husband, Lili? 】

[No, does anyone have a screenshot?]

[I cut it]

Fans of the screenshots posted the photos to the group, and they can see the message prompt, “I love eating pears” sent a private message to Lu Li:

It’s me, Lili

Husband.

Here, Lu Li Cengceng ran into the study, opened the door, and saw Chi Chen Yan sitting inside, and immediately asked:

“Did you send the private message just now!”

Chi Chenyan looked anxious when she saw Lu Li.

He just dropped a horse for her to let her know that your husband is not so lagging behind the times, why is suddenly so excited.

Did she run over just now?

Chi Chenyan was immediately frightened by this possibility, and quickly got up and walked to Lu Li, protecting her lower abdomen: “Do you remember that there is another one in your belly?”

Lu Li took his breath again, ignoring her belly, looked up at Chi Chenyan, and said, “You may have fallen.”

Chi Chen laughed: “I know.”

He just dropped it to her.

“You don’t know.” Lu Li reluctantly continued, “I said that you may have fallen in front of fans all over the country.”

“I was broadcasting the live broadcast just now.” She smiled impeccably.

Chi Chenyan frowned: “What?”

…

Lu Li played the game live, and the screenshot of the private message received on the way circulated immediately.

The “I love pears” who recently turned from CP fan to Wei fan was nailed to the pillar of shame. He sent a private message to Lu Li, calling her Lili and calling herself her husband.

In just a few words, the domineering president’s style is fully demonstrated.

Then everyone ran to the Weibo of “I love to eat pears”, recalling his actions, and suddenly the more they thought about it, the more suspicious they became.

Rich, rich without humanity.

Only concerned about Lu Li.

I don’t know how to play rainbow farts, and every reposted post seems to be full of “husband’s perspective” at first glance.

The comments are all about “good-looking”, “very good”, “little princess” and the like, and the Weibo of the recently turned Luli is accompanied by “smart, good wife and mother, like jpg”.

And the CP blog has become Lu Li’s personal fan blog, and I am happily turning to Lu Li Mito. No matter what the fans say, I will not turn to Chi Chen Yan related. It seems that I am not interested in Chi Chen Yan at all.

At this moment, even the name “I love pears” seems to have more and more meaning.

Everyone conventionally understands it as “I love to eat pears”, but now that I think about it, it seems that it can be understood as “I love, eat (verb), pear (pun.

Suddenly there was meaning.

Suddenly realized his face.

Fans:

[Fuck it, isn’t it really Mr. Chi?]

[Chi, is it really you? Chi. 】

[It turns out that the president is the number one fan of CP for himself and his wife]

[Then turned into a wife only fan and was torn by CP fan? 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 】

[Eat…pear, I admit that I am guilty, I want to crook my impureness, 嘤嘤嘤]

[Good red chicken. Nosebleed jpg]

…

Fans guessed that this one was posted, the Weibo of “I love pears” did not move, nor did Lu Li’s Weibo.

If not, even if “I love pears” did not respond, Lu Li, who accidentally broadcast the accident, will at least post a blog to clarify.

There is no clarification, which is approximately equal to the default.

At this time, everyone saw the high praise comment under the president’s previous Weibo, “Do you think you are Chi Chenyan? Only Luli is in the eyes.”

“………………”

Suddenly embarrassed jpg.

They really are.

What to do, the president is accused by everyone, will he be angry, will he pull everyone out along the network cable and distribute them all to Africa? .

The CP fan turned to the only fan and was nailed to the stigma column and spurned “I love to eat pears”. After discovering that it might be the president’s trumpet, he was immediately pulled off the stigma column by many CP fans and cried bitterly while holding his thigh Runny nose.

[President I’m sorry, please don’t send me to Africa 嘤嘤嘤, tearful jpg]

[Ouuuuu President I was wrong, I wish the President and his wife a hundred years, I don’t want to go to Africa]

Fans who have not spit on “I love pears” are bolder:

[That, President, since I like to eat pears, can I ask a question? 】

[When was the last time the president ate pears? How many times did the pears taste sweet and delicious? Shy jpg]

…

After two young years, “I love pears”, which has been silent since being suspected to be the president himself, finally went online.

He posted a short Weibo

“It’s delicious and sweet.”