The Top Couple Is a Bit Sweet

Before the live broadcast, a staff member told the guests that there will be a game session, mainly to activate the atmosphere of the live broadcast room. After all, the live broadcast cannot be edited. If the whole process is just sitting and talking, it will be boring.

It was not written on the desk, and the guests asked what the game was. The staff only said it was a small game, which was very simple.

Now that the live broadcast is starting, the host tells them that it is a game that enhances the relationship between husband and wife, and why it feels so wrong.

As the oldest of the guests, the eldest brother Qiu Hong asked for the first time: “What game? Give us some details first.”

The anchor comforted: “It’s very simple, you don’t need to use your brain.”

Qiu Hong frowned, raised his voice and said: “Why do you want to emphasize that you don’t need to use your brain, do I look like a person who is not suitable for brain games?”

His wife, Chen Zitong, spoke with no respect for the face: “If you don’t tell me something, you can just don’t insult yourself, okay?”

Qiu Hong fainted instantly.

Wen Li thought of going to Rongcheng to record shows in the first two episodes, which is also a game session that does not need to use his brain. It was pure luck. As a result, he lost a big face on the traffic news, so he worried that this time it would be the kind of game that depends on luck.

She would rather participate in the kind of brain games.

Wen Li, who has been sitting on the sofa obediently, poked her head and asked, “How many people are watching the live broadcast now?”

“Huh?” The anchor looked at the staff, “How many people are currently live streaming online?”

The staff is a little bit better.

“A little over ten million?” The anchor turned around and said to Wen Li, “Now the live broadcast room is a little over ten million.”

Wen Li: “So many?!”

“Fortunately, not long after the broadcast has just started, the number of people will rise.” The anchor waved his hands modestly. “It will definitely sell more than I usually do. After all, you are all here today.”

If you lose the game, you will be ashamed in front of more than ten million people. Needless to say, it’s a hot search every minute.

Wen Li, who is very keen to win or lose, instantly came to fight, and solemnly patted Song Yan’s thigh: “Come on, we can’t lose.”

Song Yan is still in a state of “what the **** is the live streaming of goods?” Hearing the anchor say that he wants to play games again, he just hopes that he will never play transportation-related games.

There are many guests in the live broadcast room today, and the venue is also large. In order to ensure the live broadcast effect, all professional high-definition equipment is used. Unlike mobile phones that can display barrage in real time, the anchors and guests cannot see the audience feedback.

“The point of this game is to enhance the relationship between husband and wife, not to win or lose! Wen Sanli, you figure out the point!”

“Beauty looks dumbfounded, so dumb hahahahaha”

“It won’t be another card-drawing game. The salt is finished and two Africans are reincarnated.”

“Isn’t thinking better than luck? Then our brother Hong will stabilize the old European emperor.”

The barrage swishes past, and the staff responsible for viewing the barrage will switch shots in time according to the content of the barrage.

The staff has been arranged, and the anchor invites all guests to stand up.

“Our first mini game is related to the first product to be put on the shelves today. It is our Kuangfeng tissue, an old brand that everyone is quite familiar with. People who have grown up after 80, 90, and 00 have used it since childhood. Paper towels. The one that came to our live broadcast room today is a wood-colored pumping tissue made of 100% natural plant fiber. It is an anniversary limited edition of 150 pumps, four layers, thicker, and no price increase.”

Selling a piece of paper can tell you what a flower is. It’s worthy of being an anchor.

The anchor is still very dedicated to introducing the product: “It is very soft and skin-friendly, it is not easy to break with water, and it is completely fine for babies. Okay, in our live broadcast room, we will verify whether the windy paper towel is really soft and not easy to break. Just ask our guests to use the windy paper towel as a prop to play the first mini game-the paper towel game!”

The barrage instantly floated across a whole screen of question marks and “Ahhhhh”.

The paper napkin game is similar to the similar paper cup water or poker game. One person is responsible for biting or sucking the game item with his mouth, and the other person catches it with his mouth. Within the specified time, see which team completes the most quantity. , This kind of game has no technical content, but it is an enduring classic game link in major variety shows.

The reason is simple. The audience doesn’t watch the game, and they don’t care which team wins or wins. The point of the game is who didn’t catch the props on his mouth and accidentally collided with another person, whether it was the same **** or the opposite sex. If this kind of accident occurs, if the CP intention in a program is very obvious, or a little ambiguous, and the two guests that the program group intends to pull Lang to have such an accident, then the effect and bursting point of the program will be achieved.

There are advantages and disadvantages to this kind of game. The advantage is that it has enough bursts, the variety is strong, and the guests can afford to play it will be very interesting. The disadvantage is to use this ambiguous contact and hype. If such an accident occurs to a guest with a poor relationship, this This kind of ridicule is not only offensive to the guests, but also prone to scolding wars among fans.

But for real couples, the disadvantages are completely non-existent.

“Help me, I am a native dog and I love it!!!”

“Play!!! I bought it when I kissed!!!”

“Daddy Gale is awesome! Let us rest assured of today’s sales!!”

After explaining the rules of the game, the anchor smiled and asked the guests to be in place: “Okay, please take the three pairs of guests in place now, because Yan Zhun and Qi Sihan are intern couples, so they won’t participate in our little game. Everyone should understand this, right?”

“Understanding”

“Ahhhh, it’s a pity, but I understand.”

“My mother fan is relieved”

Yan Zhun and Qi Sihan stood aside, and the other three pairs could play, except that they couldn’t play, and they seemed very abrupt and embarrassed.

The two people looked at each other, the atmosphere was stagnant, and the same question “Are you embarrassed” in their eyes.

Then came the same answer “Embarrassed”.

Again the same sigh, “It’s not easy for the two of us to make money.”

The guests who did not play felt embarrassed, and the guests who played had different thoughts. Qiu Hong is a gentleman in his early thirties. He played this ambiguous game in front of more than 10 million live broadcast viewers, even though he was with his wife. It’s not a big problem to play, but he still feels that this kind of directivity is obvious, and the game that is clearly a sugar is really against his hunky personality.

Wen Li didn’t think there was anything. She even took a piece of paper towel to cover her lips first, inhaled, and sucked it with her lips. She found that the paper towel was soft and the thickness was just right, not easy to fall off. As long as she cooperated with Song Yan properly, It’s not difficult to win.

The anchor shouted to start, and the game officially began.

Within five seconds at the beginning, Qiu Hong’s pair had an accident first, and the tissues fell off.

His wife smiled directly: “You have to keep inhaling, otherwise the paper will fall off!”

“Here it is!!”

“Brother Hong was scolded by his wife happily”

“No way, my mouth is already grinning to my temples.”

Qiu Hong had an accident. The two people were arguing about who did not hold the tissues. The other two took advantage of this time, and the number of tissues passed directly left them behind.

Later, the couple set off again, and because one of them couldn’t hold back a smile, the Ding Lebo couple exhaled and blew off the tissues from their mouths.

The two pairs of guests here are in a hurry. The husband blames his wife, and the wife blames the husband. The live broadcast room is very noisy. The anchors and the staff next to them can look vigorously, suffocating their breath and laughing crazily.

Three minutes of game time is almost over, let’s take another look at the pair of Song Yan and Wen Li.

…… Don’t rush, cooperate tacitly, and be as stable as an old dog, as if in another dimension.

Wen Li first sucked the paper towel and raised his head. Song Yan lowered his head and took the paper towel from her mouth. Not to mention the messy hands. The two of them didn’t even use their hands. A stack of tissues has been successfully delivered between.

“???”

“Who will tell me why the style of the salt grains is so different?”

“Help, it’s the first time I saw someone play this game and it feels good for the years.”

“Aren’t these two playing games seriously?”

“Too serious that I don’t know what to complain about”

“If you have some insight, you can drop the tissue.”

“Paper napkin: What the **** can I do?!”

Three minutes later, the result of the game was no surprise. Wen Li has been focusing on playing with her own, completely paying no attention to the others. Seeing the number of tissues of the other two pairs of guests, and then looking at her and Song Yan’s, she immediately bursts with confidence. He lifted the elaborately shaped bangs on his forehead, and the corners of his lips showed an invincible smile.

“Are any of my fans watching the live broadcast?” Wen Li said proudly to the camera, “Is it awesome.”

“? You are a great ball.”

“Help, what on earth did she eat and grow up to be so shocked?”

“Win the game and lose my life”

“What are you proud of?”

“Sanli, you have already lost, do you know! The biggest losers in this game are you, the beauties, and our sad pens!”

“Can your **** desire for victory and defeat be collected when it deserves to be collected???? Sell more tissues and make more money, isn’t it fragrant?!”

“Is it necessary for you to be so serious in taking first place and no bonus?”

“Beauty, why are you so fat today that you were contagious by your wife?”

“You two should just team up and play e-sports. Just the spirit of the game. The e-sports world is not yours. This is the loss of our country’s e-sports industry.”

The staff in charge of controlling the barrage are almost laughing crazy.

Wen Li couldn’t see the barrage, so naturally she didn’t know that the fan reaction she thought and the real fan reaction were completely opposite.

Song Yan could guess the reaction of the fans.

He glanced at Wen Li, who had won the game. He thought that the previous game sessions had slapped her self-confidence. Now, relying on such a little technical content to shame her, he has won back face again. People are triumphant, and their invisible tails are up to the sky.

Song Yan smiled and asked her, “Are you happy?”

Wen Li raised his eyebrows at him: “Hmm.”

“You spoil her, you”

“What does it mean to slap me and send me a candy? Take it! Don’t knock!”

“The sisters in front hold me steady, I will kowtow to respect.”

The game link is originally a lively atmosphere. It is not wrong to play it seriously, and it is even more correct to play it seriously. After the first mini-game session is over, the anchor will follow the Taiwanese version, and it was originally time to control the field and move on to the next link.

“Ah? The barrage is being swiped for another round?” The anchor smiled, “Have you not seen enough of the round just now?”

I haven’t watched it enough, of course I have to do another round.

The brand father loved it, so the anchor invited the guests to come again, and emphasized that this game is an entertainment game, and you don’t need to play it too seriously.

The anchor said to play casually, but Wen Li felt that he could not lose this round, and he had to win two games in a row to prove his strength in this game.

This rotation was transferred from Song Yan. As soon as the anchor shouted, Song Yan covered his mouth with a tissue, obediently bent over, and signaled Wen Li to suck.

As soon as Wen Li leaned over, he found that Song Yan, who was still serious in the previous game, was obviously moved by the anchor and started paddling.

The two were close together, and Wen Li obviously felt Song Yan’s short exhalation hit her face.

He was laughing.

When a person laughs, he exhales, accompanied by his deep smile. The tissue on his mouth undulates like a wave. Wen Li was stunned by his smile, and stopped a few centimeters away from him and did not dare to mouth. .

In just such a few seconds, Wen Li’s heartbeat was abnormal, and the heavens and humans were fighting in her heart. Song Yan realized that she had stopped, and finally raised her hand, taking her face with one hand and bringing it to her side.

CP fans in the barrage clearly found that this game is different from the previous game.

“Help Song Yan, he will do well!!!”

“The beauty is so good! I agree that your wife is a shock to make you not!”

“Fuck your face and kill the chin line, this kissing angle I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead”

“Sisters have prepared screenshots for me!!! The mobile phone screensavers for the second half of the year are available!!!”

“Paper napkins, can you be a little discerning!!!”

“Song Yan, are you a man! If you are a man, blow the tissue off for me!!!”

Of course Song Yan was a man, because the tissue was really blown off by him at this time.

Wen Li knew he was unreliable when he heard him snickering at first. He squinted, raised his arm and put a whole palm of his hand on Song Yan’s face, and then pushed his face away.

Song Yan’s handsome face was smeared with a slap, and the temperature of Wen Li’s palm was on his lips. He didn’t react, and he was stunned.

Wen Li educates him in a serious tone: “You give me serious play!”

Song Yan: “…”

Other onlookers: “…”

Anchor and all staff: “…”

Yan guide: “@#@￥%#.”

“???”

“Brother, I’m frustrated.”

“Wen Sanli, you grew up in a **** steel factory?”

“This woman is so long that she has a face that makes people angry and angry with her family. I really can’t move her. Goodbye.”

“I just accidentally shared the link to the live broadcast room to the crowd. Thank you Sanli for saving me from a social death. This CP fan is already crying.”

“Forget it, I cut it off, I’m so coaxed to cut the paper towel and barely use it.”

Wen Li knows nothing about barrage, and after the game session, in order to promote the sale of tissues, she held a pack of tissues in one hand, and said sweetly to all the audience in the live broadcast room: “Our windy tissues are really soft and skin-friendly. It’s not easy to break, buy it!”

“? Buy you a ball”

“Thank you for not buying”

“Good demining”

“Apart from Kuangfeng, is there any other tissue brand in Barrage that the family members recommend? I plan to buy a few boxes of them”

Brand side: “…”

——

Wen Li only saw the hot searches about herself after the live broadcast ended.

#温荔逆带货第一人#

#温荔钢直女#

#心痛宋砚#

What does it mean to carry goods in reverse? Before leaving, the anchor told her that the tissues were all sold out, okay?

Slander, absolute smear.

She sat in the car and asked dissatisfiedly: “Which partner bought me this black hot search?”

Wenwen patiently replied: “Sister, these are really hot searches that your fans have topped you.”

Wen Li was speechless, so he had to go to Song Yan again to find a sense of identity.

In the end, Song Yan ignored her at all, closed his eyes and said quietly: “Let’s find your fans and cry.”

“…” Wen Li was shocked by his indifferent attitude, and said helplessly, “What’s wrong with you? Just because I slapped you during the live broadcast and got angry with me?”

“No.” Song Yan opened his eyes, rolled his face, and looked at the colorful night view outside the car window, with a faint tone, “I just feel sorry for myself.”

Wen Li remembered that #心痛宋砚# hot search.

He opened his mouth and wanted to laugh, but he didn’t dare to laugh, so he held back from the car all the way to home.

She has a strong desire to win and lose and cares more about winning or losing in the game. Besides, she usually doesn’t have never kissed in private. There is no need to kiss in front of tens of millions of people. Then she will be put on hot search again. It is the two of them who are ashamed. I didn’t dare to read Weibo again for several days…

After finally reaching the house, he just entered the house and turned on the light. Song Yan changed his slippers and walked to the sofa. Wen Li followed behind him, watching his back, and suddenly rushed forward.

Song Yan was caught off guard by her. He staggered two steps forward, turned around and pinched her face, with a bit of helplessness and anger in his tone: “What are you doing?”

Wen Li was pinched by him, neither yelling pain nor angry, his tone was sweet: “You are so cute.”

Song Yan: “?”

“Teacher Song, you are so cute,” Wen Li grabbed his neck, raised his head and kissed him on the chin, “How come I haven’t found you so cute before!”

The man sullen and said nothing, itchy at the place where she kissed him.

Seeing that he didn’t push herself away, Wen Li boldly asked, “You are so cute, do you know it yourself?”

Song Yan’s throat rolled slightly, and he sighed, as if giving up the treatment: “I don’t know if it’s cute, I think I’m pretty coaxing anyway.”

At the same time, most of the staff in the camera AD team originally followed the director Yan Zhengkui to go to today’s live broadcast venue, but Director Yan felt that the guests came home first after the live broadcast, just in case, so the cameras and radio equipment were all Nonetheless, an individual was sent to stay on duty in front of the monitor, so the camera crew A downstairs was left behind and the staff on duty while eating takeaways said to themselves.

“I seem to be going to raise my salary.”