The Unconventional Legend

Leaning slightly, with the order of the master of ceremonies, all the lights in the hall went out.

Suddenly, a light appeared in the darkness, a cake with seventeen layers, against the background of the candle on the top, slowly pushed over, the whole hall was instantly filled with the fragrance of cake.

"Sure enough, poverty limits my imagination..."

Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't stop muttering in his heart.

"It turns out that this is what people call 'simple management', or 'small scope'... Oh, it's too small, too simple."

"The cost of customizing this cake alone is estimated to be enough for my family to eat for two years..."

With everyone's blessings, Wan Lixiu pouted and blew the cake. The people at the table she was at were all helping, and it was blown out in an instant. The whole room was full of laughter and laughter.

The light came on again, but it was much softer than before.

Plates of dishes began to be delivered, and the aroma was overflowing.

On the stage, the official program also began to be staged, which was obviously more than one grade higher than that just now.

The following cups are discussed, there is laughter and laughter, the stage is arrogant, singing and dancing are wandering.

Li Chenglong directly opened four bottles of wine, and each person shared a bottle: "Today is Xiu'er's birthday, it is a special case, let's all drink."

"Just drink it."

After a long while without his own business, Zuo Xiaoduo's heart gradually settled down.

It seems that the so-called gift of life and death is just a joke...

"Yo, plum blossom drunk, good wine."

Zuo Xiaoduo poured a glass, and under the attentive toast of three classmates, he raised his neck and blurted out: "Good wine!"

Poor little man has never drunk a few times in his life. This time, he killed a glass of high plum blossom in one sip. Before he could taste the taste of the wine, he already felt like a fire in his stomach rushed up. .

"This wine is really spicy."

Zuo Xiaoduo hurriedly ate the vegetables, intending to use this to suppress the alcohol.

Yu Moyan, Li Changming, and Li Chenglong glanced at each other, and they all saw the treacherous corners of each other's mouths!

Well, it turns out that Boss Zuo didn't even know that plum blossom drunk is soft in the mouth... Of course, the three bottles of ours are authentic plum blossom drunk, and the degree is very low. And Zuo Xiaoduo's bottle is actually spirits, it's nearly 70 degrees of plum blossom old white dried wine!

There's no way, Boss Zuo, we are also entrusted by others. We are loyal to others. Who told you to sacrifice face rather than money, and have to perform shows for others...

"Don't dare to drink in a hurry, take your time, take your time." Li Chenglong winked, pretending to be kind and comforting.

But don't let Boss Zuo get so drunk that he doesn't know about personnel before he can hold out, it will be bad, and the follow-up cannot be done.

The other two bad friends will have a spiritual meeting, watching the show while drinking and eating, and returning the rhythm to the normal banquet process-as long as it is confirmed that the Boss Zuo has not drunk much, then this matter will be easy today!

Zuo Xiaoduo soon felt a little dizzy.

Shaking his head vigorously.

So frightened that Li Chenglong hurried to get a bottle of water and let the boss of Zuo use it to sober up.

You mustn't just faint...it's not time yet.

Fortunately, when we were together, we never discussed drinking, and we never went out to dinner and drink with Boss Zuo. After all, they were all busy with cultivation.

Li Chenglong was thinking while persuading Zuo Xiao to drink more water.

Waiting for things to come out...how am I supposed to dump the blame?

Should Li Changming or Yu Moyan take the blame? This person is about to be chosen...

Otherwise, a beating is inevitable.

So, the swollen lines of speech began to slowly dig holes for Li Changming and Yu Moyan...

Look, whoever jumps in first will die if you jump in...

Huh? I wipe, Li Changming is actually digging a hole for me, what does this kid want to do...

The two looked at each other.

After confirming the eyes, it was indeed a person of the same mind, so he blinked.

Both eyes turned their attention to Yu Moyan at the same time.

Next, Shuangli teamed up to fudge, Yu Moyan, a person whose family conditions were average, who didn't attend the banquet very much, soon fell down in the pit and couldn't get up.

"Boss Zuo! I'll give you a toast!"

"Boss Zuo, I'll give you another toast!"

Li Changming and Li Chenglong looked at each other and smiled.

Succeed!

"Boss Zuo, I have been taken care of during this time. Yu Moyan has entered the country a lot, and he also recognizes his mistakes. He knows that he was narrow-minded and short-sighted before. For the kindness of leading the way, a toast to you."

"In the future, I am Yu Moyan, and I will implement the two words of Mo Yan. I will try my best to fulfill the old principal's wish. Let me encourage you and toast again."

"Being friends and brothers in this life is really a joy in life. I did it, you can do whatever you want."

"..."

Li Chenglong never imagined that after drinking, Yu Moyan's eloquence was so good, and his drinking capacity was so great!

Zuo Xiaoduo toasted five cups in a row.

That cup is three taels!

Even if Yu Moyan was drinking low alcohol, his head would be dizzy.

And Zuo Xiaodao also felt that the atmosphere was just right today, and there were emotions and feelings, so he should rest when he was drunk.

Of course... If you are drunk, you can still escape a shameful performance. I just imagined it, and I can't count it. Only when I get drunk can I really escape this disaster, and I don't have to pursue it afterwards. ——This is what Zuo Xiaoduo really thought.

Of course, another point is: I have been drinking alcohol in my life, and I have never been drunk. I really want to taste the taste of being drunk...

——In this life, Master Zuo has drunk six times in total, but he has never been drunk.

——Every time I accompany my dad to take a sip, it’s **** to be drunk!

Here again and again, the cups are changed, and it is very lively.

Master Zuo can be said to have completely let go. Drunk eyes blurred and hooked his shoulders, sometimes hugging Li Chenglong's shoulders, and said with heart and lungs: "Swollen! I really like seeing your swollen body... Come and have a drink."

Li Chenglong drank this glass of wine tremblingly.

By hugging Li Changming again, he put his heart to heart: "Sleep and sleep, your special mother sleeps all day long, and the cultivation level of sleep increases, which is also a miracle. You said that if you sleep forever... won't you be invincible in the world? Come, Drink this cup!"

Li Changming cursed in his heart, "You are invincible until you sleep forever", and he drank it with a sincere expression.

Such a happy hour passed quickly, and most of the guests soon dispersed.

By the time Wan Lixiu and Long Yu were born, the four people at this table were already shaking their heads, dazed and confused. The four of them were drinking each other like conjoined babies. You respect me, I respect him, and he again. Respect him...

"My grass!"

Long Yusheng's eyes widened: "It's so hilarious!"

Most of the guests who attended the meeting have already left, and the artist program that was prepared has also ended.

Zuo Xiaoduo, who was nine and a half drunk, looked at the stands, and the curtain was over there...

Well, only... the last two tables?

That show is a waste of time, it's all right!

Master Zuo felt a moment of relief in his heart, and once this last thought was put down, his mind couldn't help but feel dizzy.

"Almost?" Wan Lixiu asked in a low voice.

Li Changming nodded calmly, and next to him was Li Chenglong, who was in the presence of the old god.

"Boss Zuo, where's the program you're preparing?" Master Wanli Xiuxing asked the guilt, with a group of Zhizhu in his hand.

"It's almost over now. When is your show going to be staged? I've been looking forward to it?"

Zuo Xiaoduo was almost absent-minded at this time, and he was dazed for a moment: I wipe, what is the situation, why are you investigating it now?

"What show? There's no one left here. It's over. How can you return the show?"

"Oh, Boss Zuo, is it possible that you actually want to default on your debt?"

Wan Lixiu said angrily: "I was just afraid that you would know nothing, that you would lose someone, so I deliberately waited until the end, only when there was only our table left, I proposed to let you perform, and let you do your best. I didn't expect you to actually want to repay your debt? Is there any reason for this?"

Zuo Xiaoduo was already drunk, and the number of brain rotations was not as good as that of Baiyi in normal times. He said stubbornly: "Who... Who wants to default? Who... Who is afraid of being embarrassed?"

"If you're not afraid of embarrassment and don't plan to renege on your debt, what about the show you prepared?"

"The program...this is..."

Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes rolled around, taking a look at the last Qingming tour.

Are there really few people left?

While thinking about it, I didn't feel courageous; I stood up staggeringly, full of drunkenness, and insisted: "Blessed are all of you today... Listen to me sing a song for you. Hmph, The things that Master Zuo promised have never been counted."

"We want to be more exciting, how can it be done just by singing a song!"

Li Chenglong smiled wickedly: "Boss Zuo, are you okay with this? If you can't, quickly say no, we will never dare to embarrass your boss!"

"fart!"

Zuo Xiaoduo was so angry: "Who can't do it? You can't do it!"

"Look at me, I'll show you a good show. I'm a proper acting school, a powerful school, and a thrilling performance..."

Zuo Xiaoduo walked crookedly all the way, knocked down three chairs, and then stepped onto the stage with both hands and feet.

He was so drunk that he almost lost his mind, but he still looked down subconsciously.

Indeed, now there are only a few of my own people below, and I can't help but relax even more, no more fear.

"What music do you want? What song do you want to sing?"

Wan Lixiu asked ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Except for Yu Moyan who had already drunk himself and snored under the table, several other people would have already burst into laughter.

Today's matter was originally discussed by everyone. If the boss of Zuo is to be embarrassed, everyone will report the sullenness of being beaten by him every day.

To this end, I have been secretly rehearsing for several days, some are funny, some are cheering, some are stirring up the wind, some are igniting, some are slamming...

Now it seems that the effect is really awesome, obeying the order, and it is very pleasing!

Now that this guy has been successfully caught up on the stage, it doesn't matter what show he plays next!

As long as you can watch him play monkeys on it.

This is enough to comfort my life, I have no regrets in this life!