The whole mountain is my hunting ground

Chapter 569 Brother Jun... you can figure it out yourself (September monthly ticket adds 2535)

On weekdays, if Zhang Yuanmin has any weird ideas, he would like to tell everyone about them.

It's just that Zhao Jun always stops him and doesn't let him have fun.

Today was the first time that Zhao Jun took the initiative to ask Zhang Yuanmin for advice. Zhang Yuanmin was so excited that he couldn't control himself for a while, but Zhang Yuanmin quickly calmed down and still had some hesitation.

To be honest, Zhang Yuanmin was quite frightened by the battle this afternoon.

But he is older after all, and he has experienced life and death in the past year. Therefore, Zhang Yuanmin's performance at that time was better than that of Jie Chen and Tao Fei.

Although it's not much, it's still strong.

However, when there is a tiger nearby, the original clever plan is not so "perfect"!

Therefore, Zhang Yuanmin no longer had the idea of ​​fighting Xiong Ba. Even when Zhao Jun mentioned it at this time, Zhang Yuanmin felt a little guilty.

Zhang Yuanmin put down his wine glass, smiled dryly at Zhao Jun and said, "Brother, if we don't...don't we stop knocking it?"

Zhao Jun heard this and smiled: "What's going on? Brother, are you scared?"

"Yeah." The smile on Zhang Yuanmin's face disappeared, and he pursed his lips and said: "Brother, are you not afraid? Those are big claws. When it screams, my scalp will feel numb."

With that said, Zhang Yuanmin looked around at the people at the table, and then said to Zhao Jun: "There are no outsiders here. Let me tell you, when we put it in the car and came back, I was still scared."

As soon as Zhang Yuanmin said this, Jie Chen and Tao Fei stopped drinking. They both nodded and agreed with Zhang Yuanmin's words.

After all, if Zhao Jun hadn't fired early today and frightened the two big guys away, if the tiger and brown bear had "swore" at each other twice more, both Jie Chen and Tao Fei would have been scared to death.

And Tao Fulin, because his uncle was eaten by a tiger, has always been afraid of big claws. Listening to Zhang Yuanmin's words at this time, Tao Fulin advised Zhao Jun: "Boy Zhao, you better not go to that bluestone roof. Not to mention the big claws, even the big bear under the Yuanzaozi ditch is not easy to measure. We There were so many groups of besiegers here, but they couldn't catch it, and the hunting dogs beat it to death."

"It's okay, old man, I'm just asking." Zhao Jun comforted Tao Fulin, and then said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, tell me your... clever plan."

"This... haha..." Zhang Yuanmin hesitantly laughed dryly and said, "Brother, there are big claws on it. All my tricks are in vain. Except for you, none of us dare to go up there."

When Zhao Jun heard Zhang Yuanmin's words, he knew that this old boy was really scared, but he still asked: "Brother, you don't have to be afraid of those big claws. If we want to go up, we will make double clicks at the same time. Whatever the thing is, we have to give it to you." Ran away in shock."

Double rang son is a kind of firecracker. But this firecracker has a double ring. Light the fuse and detonate the gunpowder at the bottom of the firecracker. This is one ring.

As the gunpowder at the bottom explodes, a force is generated on the ground. The reaction force on the ground will push the remaining upper part of the firecracker into the air, and then explode again with a second blast.

Therefore, this is called double ringing, and Northeastern people also call it double kicking.

Because this kind of firecracker can go off twice, and the second blast is at high altitude, it can scare away wild animals when set off in the mountains.

These days, conditions for mountain runners are not good.

Twenty or thirty years later, when going into the mountains to collect pine cones or mountain products, you must play double bells. This is to scare away nearby wild animals and ensure personal safety.

As soon as Zhao Jun said this, Zhang Yuanmin's eyes lit up. In fact, this method was not invented by Zhao Jun. Someone had done it before. But Zhang Yuanmin's family conditions are not good, and all the things he did before were all done with his head in his belt. How could he be willing to buy a pair of xiangzi and have them collapse in the mountains?

After hearing what Zhao Jun said, Zhang Yuanmin realized that he was no longer what he used to be. What's more, his brother is a rich man, so what does a few bundles of double jingzi mean?

And, this is a great way to do it!

Thinking of this, Zhang Yuanmin pinched his chin with his hand, blinked his eyes and began to calculate. He doesn't have a beard. If he had a goatee, he would look even better if he stroked it twice.

Zhang Yuanmin didn't think about it for too long, he raised his head and asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, after we finished shooting yesterday, the big bear will have to follow the ditch and pond to the mountain road, right?"

"That's for sure." Zhao Jun nodded and said, "We shot it so many times yesterday that it had to squat in the ditch and pond all night."

Zhang Yuanmin nodded slightly, then looked at Zhao Jun seriously, but said nothing.

"Huh?" Zhao Jun was stunned and said to him: "Brother, please speak."

At this time, the two old men and the two young men also set their sights on Zhang Yuanmin. Zhang Yuanmin suddenly laughed, swept away his previous fear, and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, you have to ask me in this situation."

"Ah?" Zhao Jun was a little confused and said, "Shouldn't I just ask you now?"

"Haha..." Zhang Yuanmin got rid of the fear in his heart and regained his usual blind confidence. He smiled and said: "Brother, it's not the eldest brother who picks your case. You have to ask me... if there is any way to defeat the enemy?"

Zhao Jun frowned and couldn't help but said: "Brother, if you have nothing to do, stop looking at those messy things."

"Brother." Zhang Yuanmin said to Zhao Jun very seriously: "The ones that big brother read are not messy, they are all classics!"

"Okay, okay." Zhao Jun didn't want to listen to his rambling, so he asked: "Brother, do you have..."

At this point, Zhao Jun used the rising tone of every word in the next half of his sentence and said: "What is the strategy to defeat the enemy?"

The last word "ah" is even longer.

Zhang Yuanmin was stunned when he heard this. He felt that although Zhao Jun's words were not yin and yang, the tone of his words was definitely yin and yang!

But it would be good if Zhao Jun could play with him. Zhang Yuanmin adjusted his mood, nodded seriously, and said with a straight chest: "Brother, I have a plan in mind. I will help you level Yuanzaozi Valley tomorrow and capture Xiong Ba." , strip off the flesh and sell the courage!"

Zhao Jun: "..."

"Okay!" Before Zhao Jun could say anything, Mr. Tao on the side clapped his hands several times, and then exaggeratedly said to help the people: "You man, you look like that at the first glance!"

Zhao Jun was even more speechless. He hurriedly raised his hand in front of Tao Fulin to prevent the old man from causing trouble, and then asked Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, please tell me quickly."

Although Zhao Jun did not ask him what his plan was, Zhang Yuanmin, who had already had enough of it, gave it up and said, "Didn't Mr. Li and brother Tao Fei both say that day that the big bear has a sharp nose? Go, it ran away as soon as it was far away. Then let’s go down the ditch from above and drive it towards the road. When it gets on the road, we can take care of it.”

"Huh?" Zhao Jun frowned slightly when he heard this, and was a little dissatisfied with Zhang Yuanmin's method.

He also had a whim today and wanted to think about this big bear bully.

After all, hunting and fishing are both addictive, and both like to do big things.

This 1,230-pound giant bear can be called the King of Bears. It must be said that Zhao Jun's hands are also itchy.

But he was afraid of hurting the dog, so he wanted to ask Zhang Yuanmin. After all, this old boy had a lot of tricks. Although some of his tricks were unreliable, Zhao Jun wanted to listen to his so-called clever tricks first, and then see if he could take the essence and discard the dross.

But when Zhang Yuanmin said this, Zhao Jun felt a little disappointed. This aid to the people is purely whimsical. It first talks about driving the big bear tyrant onto the road.

If this had happened before yesterday, there would have been no need to think about it, it was simply impossible.

There are hillsides on both sides of Yuanzaozi Valley, and there are many hills and legs. Of course, even if there are no legs, with the physical fitness of the big brown bear, it will have no problem climbing up the slope.

In this case, who can guarantee that Big Bear will definitely come to the carriageway?

But because Zhao Jun fired a gun yesterday, Big Bear Ba was so frightened that he retreated into the ditch and pond, and he probably didn't take him to the post all night. According to Zhao Jun's guess, Big Bear Ba may be on the side of the carriageway now in order to stay away from danger.

If someone enters Yuan Zaozi from the other side and makes some noise, they can almost drive the big brown bear out of the ditch and pond.

Although Zhang Yuanmin didn't tell him everything, Zhao Jun roughly understood what he meant. He was just blocking the exit, waiting for the big bear to show up, so that he could give him two shots.

But the bear's nose is so sharp. If he smells someone in front of him, he will definitely force his way up the hillside. Wouldn't this be a waste of effort?

Seeing that Zhao Jun was silent, Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "Brother, are you afraid that you won't be able to stop that big bear bully?"

Zhao Jun said nothing or nodded, but Zhang Yuanmin knew that his guess was correct. He immediately said to Zhao Jun with a confident look: "Brother, let's take the dog and stay away from the place where the big bear dominates the road." , as soon as the first dog smells the smell and starts barking, we will let the dog go."

These words sounded increasingly unreliable, and Zhao Jun did not need to refute him. The more understanding solution minister said: "Brother Zhang, this can't be done, right? What if the dog is chased away and the big bear runs up the mountain again? Yesterday we also You see, that mountain field is quite noisy. When the time comes, we won’t be able to get up there, and the dogs will have to kick around, right?”

When asked by Jie Chen, Zhang Yuanmin remained unhurried. He pointed at Jie Chen and said with a smile, "Brother Jie Chen, you only know one thing but not the other."

"Huh?" Jie Chen perked up after hearing this, and asked Zhang Yuanmin, "Brother, what's the plan?"

"This..." Zhang Yuanmin smiled bitterly and said, "No, you know this sentence?"

"Ah!" Jie Chen said with some embarrassment: "I haven't read as much as you and my brother Li, and I don't know as much."

"Okay." Zhao Jun stopped Xie Chen at the side and said, "You know a lot."

Then, Zhao Jun said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, what Jie Chen said is what I want to ask you. We dogs can't keep such a big blind bear."

Although Zhao Jun brought in eleven dogs, his opponent was a big brown bear weighing one thousand two to three hundred kilograms.

Even a fat man might not be able to bear such a big bear's slap!

And if the big brown bear wants to leave, these dogs will never be able to hold it back.

When the time comes, the dog will be in hot pursuit and the person won’t be able to catch up, won’t it be troublesome?

Especially in the Yuan Zaozi ditch, there is a dog Zaozi crawling on the ground. Once the dog enters, it will definitely stumble on its feet.

"Hahaha..." Zhang Yuanmin laughed loudly and said, "Don't worry, brother, I have arranged this in advance."

At this point, Zhang Yuanmin raised his hand and pointed out the window and said, "Don't we have a car? Even if we are three or four miles away, won't we be there in five minutes?"

Zhao Jun was stunned when he heard this!

At this time, he was shocked by Zhang Yuanmin's words!

In my previous life, when I was watching short videos, I could always watch foreigners chasing prey in their cars, but the road conditions and their cars there were incomparable to Zhao Jun and the others.

Therefore, even if Zhao Jun and the others had a car, the car would only be used as a means of transportation during the siege.

But if Zhang Yuanmin's plan is to drive the big brown bear from the ditch to the driveway, Zhao Jun and the others will be there very quickly!

Although the big brown bear may enter the mountain while driving, as long as the dog gang can harass them for a minute or two, Zhao Jun will have a chance to kill the big brown bear at the root of the mountain.

Zhao Jun looked at Zhang Yuanmin and had to say that this old boy really had an extraordinary mind.

Zhang Yuanmin's words not only moved Zhao Jun, but also suppressed others. Jie Chen couldn't bear it anymore. He said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, let's..."

Just as Jie Chen was about to persuade Zhao Jun, "Let's do it," he saw Zhao Jun turning to look at him. For a moment, Jie Chen suddenly remembered the experience of being attacked by Zhao Jun in the afternoon, and quickly changed his words: "Brother Jun, you can figure it out yourself."