The whole mountain is my hunting ground

As wild boars age, their tusks gradually become curved.

The 700-pound wild boar had tusks like crescent moons. When it raised Xue Jinyi from the front, it mainly used its snout, and the tusks did not hurt anyone.

When Xue Jinyi stood up in the air, he was still confused. And when the person fell, Xue Jinyi finally came back to his senses!

Although he didn't know how such a thing could happen to him, Xue Jinyi's first reaction was: shout.

For such a big person, when doing free fall, the falling speed is quite fast!

In addition, when Xue Jinyi fell in mid-air, he danced with his hands and legs, causing his whole body to hit the ground.

In the sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team", there is such a line: big cotton-padded jacket, second-cotton trousers, sheepskin inside and cloth outside...

Then, the king of sketches added: "This is what I call labor protection!"

When Zhao Jun came to Lingnan, he wore large cotton monkeys, cotton shoes, and even felt socks, felt insoles, and cotton handbags. This belongs to labor protection, referred to as labor insurance.

At this time, Xue Jinyi was wearing a thin black cotton-padded jacket and military green cotton trousers.

If you wear thick clothes, you can bear the fall!

Coupled with the fact that there was snow on the mountain, Xue Jinyi was not harmed too much. However, Xue Jinyi was shaken by the fall. He suddenly raised his head and felt that his eyes were in a trance, and the trees and other things were double-imaged.

But at this moment, Xue Jinyi felt his body flicker again, and he stood up in the air again.

At this time, Li Fengxia had arrived.

At first glance, it looked like such a big wild boar. Its body was bigger than the donkey that the couple borrowed from Jiang Weifeng. The mane on its back was exploding, and there was white air spurting out from between its mouth and nose.

Li Fengxia was shocked for a moment, but when she was stunned for a moment, her man went to heaven again!

Although Northeastern ladies are great at home, it is true that they love men. Li Fengxia came to her senses and was bound to save Xue Jinyi.

Li Fengxia was not reckless. She knew that facing such a big wild boar, it would be useless to rush in. Moreover, mountain collectors, mountain runners and mountain herders alike all know some survival skills in the mountains and forests.

Therefore, Li Fengxia's first reaction was to hit the tree with something, trying to make a sound to scare away the wild boar.

But today she came to prick the Acanthopanax pole, and the couple brought only two sickles in total, and Li Fengxia still threw the one down. At this time, her hands were empty, and in desperation she shouted at the wild boar: "Ho! Ho! Ho..."

When the wild boar heard the sound, it turned around and ran straight towards Li Fengxia. Li Fengxia nimbly hid behind a tree, and the wild boar rushed down the slope.

Li Fengxia didn't care whether the wild boar would come back or not, and ran towards Xue Jinyi with large strides.

Xue Jinyi fell from the sky again. When Li Fengxia came closer, she saw that Xue Jinyi was sweating profusely, his eyes were tightly closed, his mouth was open, and a groaning sound came from his throat.

"It's broken!" Li Fengxia quickly knelt on the ground, reached out to pick up Xue Jinyi's head, patted his face with one hand, and called out urgently: "Boss Xue! Boss Xue!"

Xue Jinyi groaned twice, seemed to have difficulty opening his eyelids, looked at Li Fengxia and said: "My ribs hurt!"

"Ah?" Li Fengxia was shocked when she heard this, because the ribs that Xue Jinyi said were ribs, so she continued: "Go and chop me a stick, I have to hold it."

…

Just when Xue Jinyi was in agony, a group of people sat together at Huang Gui's house in Qiaotou Village and were talking about the cannon egg.

This topic was brought up by Huang Gui. When he was on the mountain, Huang Gui looked at the footprints left by the cannon egg in the snow. Those big hoof scabs are really as good as those of an old cow.

Huang Gui concluded at that time that the wild boar must weigh more than 500 kilograms.

Then Huang Gui said that the dogs of Zhao Jun's family were able to escape from such a big wild boar, which showed that these dogs were not ordinary tough. If people hadn't been able to catch up, the wild boar might not have been able to escape with his life.

As soon as Huang Gui finished speaking, Zhang Yuanmin continued, praising him that the dogs of Brother Zhao Jun were really powerful and could tear apart Siberian leopards and fight bear kings.

Then, Zhang Yuanmin told the group of people the story of how he designed to kill the Bear Overlord. Huang Gui and others were dumbfounded and admired.

Even Song Lan, Guofu and Minqiang, who were picking roe deer in the outer room, couldn't help but stop what they were doing and listen to the sounds coming from the house.

After the story was told, everyone was still satisfied. Li Song couldn't help but ask: "Where is there such a big bear? I have never seen it in my forty years of life."

"It's true!" Before Zhang Yuanmin could say anything, Huang Gui said, "My brothers at Zhao Jun's house were so bold when they saw that bear."

As he spoke, Huang Gui moved his hands away from each other and gestured, "He's such a boss!"

"Oh my God!" Everyone was even more surprised, and Zhang Yuanmin laughed: "My brother killed the pig god, killed the bear tyrant, captured the tiger alive, and shocked China..."

His narcotics were adapted from the commentary of "Three Kingdoms", which praised the Second Master Guan for beheading Yan Liang and punishing Wen Chou... flooded seven armies and shocked China.

As for this storytelling, Li Ruhai finished listening to it in the forest farm cafeteria and went back to tell it to him. According to Zhang Yuanmin, this is an exchange between their cultural people.

Zhao Jun was very dismissive of his rhetoric. These two people, one dropped out of the first grade of elementary school and the other dropped out of the first grade of junior high school, and yet they have become intellectuals?

Thinking about him, Zhao Jun, he studied for nine days in the first semester of junior high school, and he has a higher education than Li Ruhai!

But in terms of vernacular, Zhao Jun can't even compare to Zhang Yuanmin. At this time, after Zhang Yuanmin praised Zhao Jun, he turned back and patted his chest, and then said: "There is also me, Lao Zhang..."

At this point, Zhang Yuanmin pointed out the window with his backhand and continued: "He is also the unobstructed man. In just this year, my brother and I stabbed, chopped with axes, and shot, killing black bears in the mountains. More than ten heads!”

Zhang Yuanmin's words made the eyes of the people across from him widen even more. At this moment, Hu Jiabao suddenly answered: "This guy is not blind, our Lengchang workers all know that he was stabbed to death by that black blind man!"

"Really? Oh my God!" Li Song glanced at Zhang Yuanmin in great surprise, then turned to Huang Gui and said: "Old piss, you always say that you are good at hunting with a knife, how can you kill a black blind man with a knife? "

"Go away!" Huang Gui scolded Li Song, then turned to Zhang Yuanmin and said, "Brother Zhang, how can you kill a blind man like this?"

Huang Gui's question made Zhang Yuanmin stunned for a moment. He couldn't just say that the black blind man chased me away and was paralyzed by the horse-drawn log, right?

Seeing that Zhang Yuanmin didn't speak, Huang Gui hurriedly said: "That thing is too evil. I used a gun to break the waist of the black blind man once? I saw it lying there and couldn't pull it up. I thought about it. It's a knife.

Why? Damn it, you said, when I passed by with the knife, it grabbed me with the knife, and it was almost impossible to take it into my arms! "

"Oh my god!" Li Song pouted at the side, pointed at Huang Gui and Zhang Yuanmin and said with a smile: "You said that this tiger is like a piggybacker, he dares to do anything. At that time, I was watching the black blind man. He tugged at one side, which frightened me so much that I pulled my neck and screamed!"

"Haha." Hearing Li Song scold Huang Gui, Zhang Yuanmin laughed twice, but there was no trace of ridicule in his laughter, because Yang Yufeng always scolded him like this at home.

While several people were talking and laughing, Jie Chen put his face next to Zhao Jun's ear, then turned his head and faced Huang Gui and others. While pretending to look at the paintings on the kang cabinet, he moved his lips slightly and asked Zhao Jun said: "When did my brother Zhang deal with so many blind men?"

After saying that, Jie Chen turned back, and a smile instantly appeared on his face.

Zhao Jun leaned toward Jie Chen, raised his hand and touched his nose with the back of his hand, covering his mouth and whispered: "He stabbed one to death with a knife, and I beat the rest."

"Ah..." Jie Chen understood. No wonder Zhang Yuanmin said that he and his brother stabbed, chopped with axes, and fought with guns. The two of them... killed more than ten black blind men. If he said that, he really wasn't lying.

At this time, Huang Gui asked Zhao Jun: "Brother, look at tomorrow... what will we do?"

"Brother!" Zhao Jun laughed when he heard this: "You are the eldest brother, and this is your territory. You have the final say."

Zhao Jun came here to help Huang Gui drag dogs. No matter how he fought with dogs, the dogs brought by Zhao Jun were the main force.

But one thing is that Zhao Jun is not familiar with this mountain farm. Where there are many prey and where is suitable for dog hunting, he still has to listen to Huang Gui.

But no matter what happened, Zhao Jun's words just now made people feel particularly comfortable listening to them.

"Then let's go to the old pigsty." Huang Gui laughed and explained to Zhao Jun: "We have a place here, a small dustpan patch on the hillside, where cats and pigs live every year."

"Okay!" Zhao Jun nodded with a smile and said, "We all listen to you. When we go to the mountains tomorrow, we will do whatever you say!"

When these gangsters got together, they had endless things to talk about. While they were chatting, Song Lan was cooking in the outer room.

She was not as capable as Wang Meilan, and the Huang Gui family did not have the conditions of the Zhao Jun family. Song Lan simply put the roe deer meat and liver into the pot and cooked it.

When the offal is cooked first, scoop it out, clean it, cut it into slices and keep it for cooking.

When the meat is cooked, part of it is braised and part of it is sliced ​​and plated. Needless to say, it is braised in red sauce. When these meats are sliced ​​and plated, Northeasterners either dip them in minced garlic or soybean paste.

At this time, the room had been set aside and Zhao Jun and others were sitting around the table. On the table were luncheon meat, canned fish, peanuts and boiled roe deer meat.

A group of men were drinking and chatting. Song Lan, who was in the outer room, was taking braised roe deer meat out of the pot.

At this moment, the door to her house was suddenly pulled open, and a gust of cold wind rushed in.

"Sister!" Song Lan turned around and said hurriedly: "Come on, come in quickly!"

"Sister-in-law." The person coming was none other than Huang Gui's sister, Huang Yan, Jiang Weifeng's daughter-in-law.

Listening to the men talking and laughing from the back room, Song Lan asked Huang Yan, "Sister, what are you doing here?"

Huang Gui went to Huang Yan's house to get the donkey, but he didn't bring it back, so he brought Jiang Weifeng instead. In this way, Huang Yan naturally knew that guests were coming to Huang Gui's house, and also knew that Jiang Weifeng would be eating here tonight.

Huang Yan didn't come with her at that time, which meant that Huang Yan would not come to eat this meal. So now that I'm here, there must be something, and it's urgent.

Huang Yan nodded and asked Song Lan in a low voice: "Where is my brother's house?"

Song Lan knew at a glance that Huang Yan was in a hurry, so she picked up the plate of braised roe deer meat, nodded to Huang Yan and walked into the back room.

"Come!" Song Lan brought the plate to the table and said to everyone with a smile: "Eat while it's hot."

Then, Song Lan looked at Zhao Jun again and said with a smile: "Brother, if you don't drink, you should eat more meat."

Zhao Jun responded with a smile, but at this moment he heard Song Lan say to Huang Gui: "Old Huang, our sister is here."

"Huh?" Huang Gui and Jiang Weifeng were both startled. Huang Gui took a glass of wine and looked at the door, only to see Huang Yan coming in.

"Brother." Huang Yan first called Huang Gui brother, then swept the table and nodded to Zhao Jun and others whom she did not recognize.

Huang Gui frowned, looked at Huang Yan and asked, "What happened?"

And Jiang Weifeng stood up and walked towards Huang Yan. They all knew that since Huang Yan came here at this time, there must be something important! There are no elderly people in their family, so Huang Gui, his wife, and Jiang Weifeng were worried that something might happen to their children.

Huang Yan did not speak to Jiang Weifeng, but said to Huang Gui: "Brother, that... old Jiang family couple is back."

"Ah... hmm?" Huang Gui was a little confused at first, thinking whether the old Jiang family and his wife would come back would have anything to do with me, but he suddenly remembered something and asked anxiously: "Am I a donkey?"

"Brother, don't worry." Huang Gui looked anxious, Huang Yan was a little scared, and said hurriedly: "The donkey is fine, but they drove it to Beitun."

"Going to Beitun?" Huang Gui put down his wine glass on the table and said anxiously: "Driving my donkey to pull the eleuthero pole, what the hell is he going to do if he goes to Beitun?"

"Hiss..." Song Lan saw that Jiang Weifeng, who had lent the donkey, was a little embarrassed. He frowned and stopped Huang Gui and said, "Don't be upset, just listen to what my sister has to say."

"Why don't you be angry?" Huang Gui said angrily: "Hurry up and ask him to bring me the donkey back? I have to kill the donkey for my brother tomorrow!"

"Brother!" After hearing Huang Gui's words, Zhao Jun hurriedly advised: "Why are you killing a donkey? There are so many vegetables, and we are not short of food!"

"That won't work!" Huang Gui glared anxiously, turned to Huang Yan and shouted: "Hurry up and ask him to bring me the donkey back, don't ask me to go to him!"

"Brother!" These siblings grew up together. Huang Yan is now a mother, and she is also afraid of Huang Gui.

At this time, Huang Yan had the courage to say to Huang Gui: "Well...the two of them didn't do it on purpose. Otherwise, Boss Xue went up the mountain to stick an eleuthero pole and let a cannon egg be picked for him."

"Ah?" Everyone was shocked when they heard this. Jiang Weifeng, who was next to Huang Yan, asked, "What kind of choice?"

"The rib fan seems to have been broken by the egg." Huang Yan said to Huang Gui: "Isn't that right? Boss Xue rushed back and went to the south of the village, where he met Xu Congmao and his wife.

Xu Congmao saw that Mr. Xue could no longer move, so he helped lure the couple to Beitun to find the old doctor Wu. After everything was done, Boss Xue specially asked Xu Congmao's wife to come to my house to deliver a message. He said that he may not be able to come back tonight, but no matter what, his wife will feed the donkey tomorrow morning and send it back to you. "

"Ah..." Although Huang Gui has a bad temper, he has a good character. When he heard that someone was injured, his anger subsided instantly. At this time, she just waved her hand to Huang Yan and said, "That's okay, just bring it back to me tomorrow."

At this point, Huang Gui added: "Tell her, there is no need to feed the donkey to me. It just has empty intestines. I will kill it tomorrow."

"Brother!" Zhao Jun stretched out his hand to hold Huang Gui's forearm and said with a wry smile: "Why do you always want to kill the donkey?"

As he said that, Zhao Jun turned his hand and gestured to Huang Yan, saying: "My sister is here, we can't go to that old Xue's house...ask him where he was picked. When it's over, let's go over and beat that cannon egg." Well, won’t it be over if we eat pork tomorrow?”